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  • Natsuki!

  • Long time no see, Osashiburi.

  • Good to see you, my friend. How you doing?

  • I'm fine, but busy day.

  • It's good for business, right?

  • So it's 7:00 p.m

  • the day before the cycle,

  • and I figured if there's one thing I've got to do

  • in terms of preparation for the next 2 months of which I'm going to be cycling,

  • might as well be a haircut.

  • I don't want all this hair in the way.

  • Make me look good.

  • Tomorrow, Natsuki's actually joining part of the cycle.

  • Natsuki, tomorrow sankasuru?

  • Let's bicycle.

  • Let's bicycle.

  • I think that's what we should have named the cycle: "Let's Bicycle" instead of "Journey Across Japan"

  • "Let's bicycle"

  • I have a good idea!

  • Because I have a car.

  • Right.

  • You have a cycle.

  • I have a cycle.

  • You're cycling.

  • Yes.

  • I'm driving.

  • Cycling shinaino?

  • No.

  • Awww.

  • He's lazy.

  • Easy travel.

  • Easy travel. Yes.

  • Nice country road,

  • take me home...

  • That's Natsuki's rendition of John Denver.

  • Amazing. (John Denver)

  • Can I cycle until Kagoshima?

  • I can't do it. Thanks, Natsuki.

  • Finish in Nigata? That's in 3 days!

  • Good you give up.

  • Brilliant! Encouraging words from a good friend.

  • "I can't do it", "I'll fail" and "I'll give up in 3 days".

  • Thanks, Natsuki.

  • Take care!

  • Yay

  • Finish, how do I look?

  • Good. I feel like a new man. I love a good haircut.

  • Don't know where Natsuki is.

  • Smoking no doubt, smoking.

  • We're gonna go and get some dinner now, and have a kind of celebratory

  • pre-trip dinner to get in the spirit of things and yeah

  • Hmm I'm quite happy with that.

  • We found the man himself, there you are.

  • Do you like my new hair?

  • Dry hair. Dry hair, yeah!

  • Nice polish. Nice polish.

  • You need a towel. Do I?

  • because very sweaty

  • Bicycle stuff.

  • When I'm cycling, right?

  • Yeah, you need a sweat towel.

  • You're giving me a towel.

  • Yeah.

  • Wow sugoi purezento, a towel.

  • Natsuki's given me a towel.

  • That's nice.

  • Very airy, very light

  • Yeah. Yeah.

  • Thank you. Natuski. Wow, what a great

  • What a great way to kick off the cycle.

  • My very own towel. Thanks, Natsuki.

  • You're a real friend. Good friends.

  • Thank you.

  • This is my hotel room. It's a Japanese business hotel,

  • so it does smell primarily of

  • smoke--cigarette smoke, and the 1980s.

  • I quite like it. It's quite a nice nostalgic smell to it.

  • So before we go for dinner,

  • I thought I'd have a quick chat because I don't--

  • I feel like I've just thrown you in the deep end here and you don't know what's going on.

  • Basically, yeah, tomorrow. The cycle is tomorrow, it starts tomorrow.

  • I'm really surprised.

  • I'm not prepared for it at all.

  • But yeah, it's happening.

  • And the reason I haven't really told anyone about it, or I haven't promoted it that much is because

  • until now, until like today, I didn't even feel like it was gonna happen.

  • You know sometimes when you go on a holiday

  • And you just- it doesn't feel like you're going on holiday until you're right on the plane,

  • sitting on the plane, going off the runway, taking off.

  • That's what is feels like now.

  • I'm kind of on the plane, I'm just about to take off. That's the stage I'm at.

  • I must admit, though I did laugh at it when he brought them out

  • because it's so damn random

  • It actually makes a lot of sense. It's probably the best possible gift

  • somebody could have given me before going on a 2,000 kilometers cycle:

  • a towel to wipe away the gallons of sweat that are going to be pouring out my face.

  • Anyway, it's ten past eight now, which means it's time for a much-needed dinner. Let's go.

  • Okay, Natsuki, I want 3 tips for success.

  • 3 tips so I can finish the cycle and actually make it to Kagoshima.

  • Tip number one.

  • Don't give up. Don't give up.

  • Tip number two.

  • More energy.

  • More energy.

  • Many food.

  • Many foods! Ok, yeah.

  • Many drinking!

  • Should I drink sake? No sake.

  • No sake. Only when I finish.

  • And tip number three

  • Maybe sometimes accident

  • Sometimes I'll have an accident, right.

  • Weather

  • The weathers gonna be bad.

  • Crazy earthquake.

  • There's gonna be a crazy earthquake.

  • Contact, ask me.

  • Ahh, ok.

  • So if I have an emergency,

  • call Natsuki.

  • Like Ghostbusters--

  • Who you gonna call?

  • Natsuki! Aso

  • Yeah! Safety Natsuki!

  • There's two things that make the cycle quite difficult.

  • The first thing is cycling 2,000 kilometers

  • and the second thing is actually trying to film it, trying to film it every day

  • for like two months.

  • So to do that I've assembled a team of the finest minds

  • that I could get for the cheapest price, basically.

  • There's two of them over there

  • that's Ian and that's Wenbin

  • I'll introduce them properly tomorrow because they're busy right now

  • they're on their phone

  • doing something of great importance

  • Looking rather shady.

  • It also looks slightly romantic though

  • This izakaya that we're in now, Torasan,

  • which I think means "the tiger"

  • Natsuki! Torasan no...

  • Always always looking for attention.

  • (Movie)

  • Movie? Ahh,

  • (Japanese movie)

  • Okay, I thought was something to do with Tigers

  • I've been--

  • I've got the izakaya's name wrong the last five years I've been coming here, that's,

  • that's pretty embarrassing.

  • But this izakaya has been pivotal in the last few years of being in these videos.

  • We actually filmed "Natsuki: The Movie" in this room.

  • Whenever something big happens

  • We always come here the night before.

  • So, it seems fitting that the night before the 2,000 kilometer cycle we should

  • come here and

  • eat and drink lots of things.

  • It's also one of the few places I know locally that does fried cheese

  • so that's also another key factor

  • Okay, so Natsuki before I go on the cycle

  • I think we need to make some sort of rap song, to inspire me to kind of keep me motivated

  • So I'll beatbox and you can sing. Yeah. Yeah?

  • All right, about bicycles.

  • Bicycle.

  • All right, here we go

  • The fuck was that?

  • Sounded like a duck being run over.

  • So-

  • It is

  • 11..11:35.

  • I don't know if it was a good idea to go out with Natsuki and eat and drink all that all the things we did

  • But it was a nice way, I think to kick things off.

  • We're gonna be starting the cycle at 10 a.m.

  • In about 11 hours, so I better hurry up and go to bed. I'm absolutely shattered.

  • But at least I got a haircut and at least I'm stuffed full of fried cheese.

  • I'm sure the energy that will come from the fried cheese will help me power on through tomorrow.

  • Honestly,

  • Not even I know if I'm prepared for this.

  • I have--I've been cycling a lot recently in preparation,

  • but probably not as much as I should have

  • and I think I could go one of two ways.

  • Either It's going to be really easy and it might be hard for the first few days, but then it'll be alright

  • and I'll be able to do it.

  • Or, after a few days

  • my legs are going to kill and I'm fucked.

  • And I don't know which way it can go. I'm quite nervous.

  • I'm quite apprehensive of filming this vlog altogether because if it goes wrong, five days in,

  • it's going to be quite humiliating especially given

  • You're all watching this, so...

  • Yeah, it's pretty scary, not gonna lie.

  • Thanks for joining me on this vlog guys and be sure to check out tomorrow when the cycle actually kicks off.

  • and don't you dare laugh at my orange helmet when it comes out

  • my bike helmet

  • I didn't choose it, Risotoro chose it, and it is bright orange, and it does look

  • comically

  • ridiculous.

  • I should have--I should have got another one. Don't know what I was thinking.

  • Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow guys, hopefully.

  • Let's prove Natsuki wrong, and let's cycle 2,000 kilometres across Japan.

  • See you then.

Natsuki!

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