I'm busy.

How busy would you say you are on a scale of 8 to 9?

Fourteen.

Squidward, I'm no mathmatologist.

But that seems like a lot.

Okay, quick survey.

Are you crazy?

Breezy or just crazy?

Once busy, busy.

Don't tell me.

Don't tell me.

Don't tell me anything.

Don't even tell me what you're doing here.

I said running my perfect afternoon.

I'm spending some quality time with someone who is very important to me.

Oh, perfectly browned toast points, sparkling cultures.

Here's to me.

How that simpering by phone.

You have a great vocabulary.

I know indu probably way.

Okay, I thought you were some other idiot.

No, I guess I'm just like this idiot.

It's beautiful.

You are cordially invited to the fanciest and shmancy ist artistic event of the season.

The opening of Galleria Dept.

Diarrhea.

I heard about bikini bottoms.

Most exclusive fine art showcase.

This invitation guarantees the admittance of squid with tentacles.

Squid word Tenneco's whose own a plus one.

What are you still doing here?

It's not blue zone A, it says plus one last 10 yeah.

Cars plus y and sure, what's a plus one.

Well, when you get an invitation to a party, sometimes they put plus one on it to tell you it's okay to bring along a friend.

Do you have to do it?

Well, no, you could go alone.

It's just that everyone would laugh at you because they think we were a friendless loser.

Don't you want me to call your supervisor and tell him you're just standing around?

You need to find a friend to take Is your plus one somebody like me?

I like openings now.

Not like you.

I guess it's just you and me means friend winning 111 I wonder if I still have my receipt for this thing.

No, Big Dale.

Anybody can make a friend by tonight.

See, there must be someone who's a real part of your lives with word who you see every single day who you know, like the back of your section.

Cops.

But cars it solve simple.

I have something to ask you.

Of course I'll go to the opening with you.

That wasn't the question.

Which way did the mailman go?

Oh, he said he had a package for the widow.

Duncan, I think you just initial it there and we're all set face.

Like what?

You owe you always.

Where are they kidding, huh?

Mailman guy.

Actually, I'm not a kidder.

I'm much more of an introvert.

I love it.

It's quite you are.

Say, I that we have a lot in common, huh?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm just a regular guy.

When I'm not being a mailman, I love going toe fancy art galleries.

That's May.

And eating delicious food.

Delicious food is my favorite kind of food.

Especially when that delicious food is something you can step on toes.

Fine.

Once you had pointed tones, you just never want any other kind, right?

And if there's one thing I hate, it's clear.

Yeah, I know what I mean.

What kind of maniac could enjoy the sound of a clarinet that squeaky hollow kind of piercing out?

And I only a deluded blowhard with nothing to lose could pick up a clarinet and think, Yeah, this is for May.

Let me inflicting pain on the world.

Am I right, buddy?

Buddy?