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  • (game music)

  • (smooth music)

  • (meow)

  • - You are ruining the video.

  • Why you so noisy?

  • Who made you this way?

  • You bad boy.

  • "I'm a good boy."

  • "You're the bad boy."

  • - I'm not paying attention to you.

  • (smooth music)

  • (wind blowing)

  • That's a very good cup of coffee.

  • Last time you saw me make coffee

  • I think you saw me use the French press,

  • but I have been trying to study

  • how to do a good hand drip.

  • I started studying videos from

  • this guy who won the Barista Championships.

  • He's a British guy and you gotta

  • believe British people with glasses and white hair.

  • He's very convincing,

  • and he taught me this method

  • and I like this a lot more than my French press.

  • I gotta say, as a feminist, I approve.

  • Feminist.

  • (wind blowing)

  • Wow, this is such a peaceful rustling wind shot, isn't it?

  • (wind blowing)

  • - [Martina] Did you just wake up?

  • Yeah?

  • - [Simon] Yeah.

  • - [Martina] You're drinking your water.

  • I see your little chin's wet.

  • Your butt.

  • - [Simon] Looking at my butt-hole.

  • - [Martina] And you gonna fall over?

  • Bang!

  • Ah, He's down.

  • Super windy day, my hair's not moving.

  • Why is that?

  • Because it's being weighed down with

  • 10,000 pounds of coconut oil.

  • Coconut oil was overnight

  • so that my hair is feeling very healthy.

  • So that when I get my hair

  • done with a little bit of bleach so it's not as damaged.

  • So, I'm gonna get my hair dyed blue

  • which I know it sounds crazy,

  • but it's like a dark gray blue.

  • And then, as I wash it, it fades back to like a silver.

  • Silver hair is so complicated.

  • If you're part of our channel memberships,

  • we call them the Rainbow Ladder Support Team.

  • You might've seen people with a little rainbows

  • by their names.

  • Those people have already seen my hair blue,

  • but I only showed it to them for

  • I think like one video after. - [Simon] Yeah.yeah.

  • - After only for ramen and stuff.

  • The coconut oil was overnight

  • so that my hair is feeling very healthy.

  • So that when I get my hair done with a little bit of bleach,

  • it's not as damaged.

  • Your hair's been doing great.

  • Take a look at the moving clouds, yo.

  • Geez louise.

  • - [Simon] Hey, I like your shirt.

  • - Oh thank you.

  • It's from the city that I'm from.

  • Which is also consequently.

  • - [Simon] WEST SIDE TOKYO.

  • - WEST SIDE TOKYO.

  • - [Simon] Very nice.

  • - I'm trying it out

  • seeing how it sweats in and everything.

  • - How does mine look?

  • I got the WEST SIDE TOKYO too.

  • - [Martina] Very nice.

  • - Why does mine say feminist?

  • - [Martina] Well, they miss printed it.

  • So now, you have a feminist WEST SIDE TOKYO shirt

  • which I think it's kinda brilliant.

  • - It is what it is. (smooth music)

  • - Look at all these bike spots.

  • Today, is a holiday in Japan.

  • Holiday in Japan means Kichijoji is

  • ram packed with people

  • and there's no bike parking.

  • Honestly, there is no bike parking on a normal weekday.

  • So believe me when I say

  • we were delighted to stumble across

  • this secret bike parking

  • that not many people have seemed to discovered.

  • And we've all got this unspoken rule

  • that we're gonna try and park.

  • - [Simon] All along this side.

  • - Because, we don't want anyone to see it.

  • So we're not gonna tell you where this is.

  • (evil laugh and thunder)

  • But, if you're in Kichijoji

  • you might discover it on your own

  • if you spot my obnoxiously obvious bike.

  • - [Simon] Well, they won't spot it because it's hidden.

  • - That's right.

  • They're gonna look for the flopping sign,

  • all the clues are there.

  • - [Simon] Tear it down!

  • - Ah. Typhoon 17 will do it for us.

  • Nijyunana!

  • - [Simon] 27?

  • - Um, jyunana.

  • - [Simon] Awe. It's okay, girl.

  • You cutie.

  • - Better you correct me than the internet.

  • Let's just get in this shop you've been to.

  • - [Simon] Yeah. I've been here a couple times

  • you haven't been here enough, I don't think.

  • - I've been here once. Is it, what is it like?

  • Is it very--

  • - [Simon] It's a thinner broth.

  • - Oh man, that's seriously overflowing maisen sushi.

  • No, we had a lot of fish.

  • Is it thinner broth you said?

  • - [Simon] It's a thinner broth.

  • - Hmm.

  • (baby crying)

  • I'm gonna go for this one.

  • - [Simon] That one?

  • - Yeah because, this one has so much bacon.

  • - [Simon] Yeah,yeah?

  • - I don't think I'll finish it all.

  • - [Simon] Oh yeah!

  • - Right?

  • Oh, it doesn't look as thick and gravy like.

  • - [Simon] I know.

  • - Ramen. I think I should just go for the Yoji.

  • - [Simon] Go for the Yoji one? - Yeah.

  • - [Simon] Okay.

  • - And you would like.

  • - [Simon] You adding one more meat?

  • - Osusume, we're ordering that one for sure. Okay.

  • - [Simon] All right.

  • - [Martina] And then, it's gonna pop right out, I think.

  • - [Simon] All right, cool.

  • We gotta go in the back door.

  • - I remember the year that we first

  • filmed a video inside of a dark place.

  • - [Simon] Right.

  • - Confidently, that was in Honde.

  • - [Simon] It was in Honde.

  • - What in the hell's name?

  • - Ducky what?

  • - This has gotta be some kind of curse day

  • where you're like," Oh, your day will end very badly.".

  • - [Simon] Ooh!

  • (sad piano music)

  • You may not go back there, girl.

  • - Wow.

  • - [Simon] Wow.

  • - I mean, it started from the middle.

  • - [Simon] It started from the middle,

  • not right here.

  • (Calypso jazz music)

  • Oh yes, arigato, look at this!

  • It comes with the sausage as well.

  • Yeah!

  • - Itadakimasu.

  • - Itadakimasu!

  • (seductive music)

  • - Yum.

  • - [Simon] How did you like that?

  • (guy hacking in the alley)

  • - [Martina] Right by the toilette say Simon?

  • Every noise possible.

  • - [Simon] The coughing and the horcking.

  • - [Martina] You go, you go on.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - That was hands down the meatiest ramen

  • I had in my entire life.

  • Thin meats wrapped around the noodles.

  • It had meat in the inside.

  • It comes with an extra sausage,

  • as a Polish person, I approve of the sausage.

  • But as a feminist, I approve the whole meal.

  • - [Martina] Kay, I gotta go get my haircut.

  • - All right, let's do it girl.

  • You look so little because this is

  • like on a wide zoom.

  • - Ultra wide, I am a little tiny man.

  • - [Martina] Okay, now stand up and watch what happens.

  • That's my height, so this is what I see all day, nips.

  • - Are you staring at my nips?

  • - [Martina] No, but they stand out.

  • You can see why duckney.

  • Oh, this is so nice with the tree behind you.

  • - Isn't it? Oh. Oh my God, stay right there.

  • (horn sounding)

  • (light music)

  • - [Simon] You got this girl!

  • (scratches)

  • - [Martina] What's up guys, it's Martina here

  • with another little final cut lesson.

  • At this point of the video you have already seen

  • where Simon is pouring coffee,

  • so I'm just gonna play it back a little bit for you guys.

  • So at this point,

  • I end up intersecting the song

  • with the Memer joke.

  • So for this section, I really wanted to kill the music

  • so that you could hear him.

  • But, when you bring the music back in again

  • you don't want it to just abruptly

  • start off on the wrong foot.

  • So, first of all,

  • I've got the song that I chose.

  • I use the V button to toggle it

  • between being mute and not mute.

  • So muted.

  • I press the V.

  • So, if we were to start right here.

  • It might be a really awkward part in the song.

  • So, let's hear.

  • So, not terribly bad, but I think if it would be better

  • if we came in on that high part here.

  • Then that sounds a lot better.

  • Cool, so I can drag this back now.

  • And we'll see if it sounds a little better.

  • I like, but, it's a little bit loud.

  • It comes in quite tinny.

  • So I'm gonna just grab this little mabob here.

  • This is for fading in the volume.

  • So, I'm gonna do that a bit.

  • It's a bit softer, I like that.

  • All right and that's my little lesson on

  • some of the audio stuff that we do

  • in order to make a video sound great.

  • Please let me know in the comment section

  • if there is any other little things

  • you want me to show you.

  • Okay, back to the video.

  • (uplifting music)

  • - [Simon] This, I'm gonna get this for her.

  • (speaking foreign language)

  • So Martina is getting her hair cut for the

  • next two and a half hours and

  • I know that she can't sit for that long.

  • After, half an hour of setting

  • her hips are in a lot of pain.

  • She can't sit through regular movies anymore.

  • So, to get her hair done for two and a half hours

  • is gonna be really rough on her.

  • I know she's probably gonna leave happy with the hair,

  • but still feeling a lot of pain.

  • I'm hoping that this little tiny

  • bouquet flowers when she comes here,

  • will give her just a bit of an extra smile.

  • Just a little warm feeling that can

  • get her through this rough day.

  • You know what?

  • It doesn't hurt, it never hurts to the people that you love.

  • Just try it, what's the worst that's gonna happen?

  • I'm gonna leave them in her basket.

  • Because this is Japan and nobody steals anything.

  • Hell, I left my key in my bike and nobody took it.

  • Don't gotta worry about theft here.

  • This is a nice country to live in.

  • (mellow music)

  • - I just finished my hair salon appointment

  • and now my hair is temporarily blue.

  • You'll probably see it better when I get home.

  • Because there is so many awesome lights

  • everywhere that it changes everything.

  • So, I'm heading back to the bike now.

  • You guys can see it now, whoa.

  • Very blue, and I'm getting a lot of line messages.

  • Truthfully guys,

  • this has been a just dreadfully hard week for me.

  • Typhoon's came in and sometimes

  • they're low pressure and sometimes they're high pressure.

  • And this time they were mega high pressure

  • and nearly killed me.

  • Ha, okay

  • (saxophone music)

  • Looks like a very nice duck

  • left me some surprise flowers.

  • They're really pretty.

  • That's really nice 'cause I have been having

  • a really rough week and I haven't been

  • taking care of Simon at all.

  • So this is really thoughful of him.

  • Thanks ducky, love you.

  • - [Simon] I see you.

  • Hello ducky.

  • - [Martina] Inception.

  • - [Simon] Inception, whoa!

  • Look at your hair girl!

  • - Isn't that amazing?

  • - [Simon] That's really blue!

  • - He actually did my roots.

  • - [Simon] Wow, the color is just like,

  • Wow, you are a smoking fox!

  • Wow!

  • Holy smokeroonies, girl.

  • You look--

  • - Does that look neat?

  • - [Simon] Great. - I was so scared cause we're

  • always scared about getting our hair done in Asia.

  • - [Simon] Of course. - You two of us aren't we?

  • - Well, that's just because white people's

  • hair is very different than Asian people hair.

  • - Yeah. And not, all white people's hair is the same either,

  • my hair is super fine and super thin

  • and then they tend to--

  • - [Simon] Well, you are super fine! (clapping sound)

  • - Ooh, what's this?

  • (clapping sound)

  • - [Simon] I got it for me ducky.

  • - It was really cute.

  • I was really surprised.

  • - [Simon] I wasn't sure if you were gonna

  • have a tough time getting in and out of the chair.

  • - Oh my God.

  • I hobbled every time.

  • It was like, so painful,

  • the last time she washed my hair

  • I just stuck my legs out of the chair

  • and literally did this,

  • in order to keep my SI off the thing.

  • - [Simon] Awww.

  • - But then, I remember my exercises that I was taught.

  • Which was lacing everything back up again

  • to pull my bones back shut.

  • And so I did that instead,

  • and the pain alleviated for a bit.

  • - [Simon] Well, you just look so great

  • and I glad you enjoy the killer flowers I got you.

  • - It's really nice but I recorded it by accident.

  • - [Simon] You're a sweet girl.

  • - Thanks.

  • - [Simon] Good, Come here.

  • (kisses)

  • I just heard somebody make some noises.

  • - [Martina] The small noises.

  • - [Simon] Oh,

  • Hi Memes.

  • Hi Memes.

  • Did you just wake up from your nap,

  • you sweet little sucky baby?

  • (meow)

  • Go ahead, go down.

  • Go see your mom's new hair.

  • - [Martina] Don't film right now, I gotta bra.

  • - [Simon] Whoo!

  • - Okay, we are off to the grocery store.

  • We're both pretty tired so we.

  • We we we we!

  • That's right Kobe, we do want to go to sleep.

  • We got a little bit of energy back

  • by listening to good music and dancing in the living room.

  • Honestly, that's what happens.

  • Simon said wear bikes and ride to the grocery store.

  • Let's get grocery shopping!

  • (smooth music)

  • Yeah, we're gonna go to the park and just eat some food.

  • The weather's actually really nice.

  • The Typhoon has just passed.

  • Well, it's still passing over Japan

  • but Tokyo's getting less of a lashing so

  • the weather's kind of cold and warm

  • like mixing together.

  • So, let's just go.

  • We're doing it, right?

  • - [Simon] Let's do it.

  • - Picnic.

  • - [Simon] Want some fruits? - Yeah. We'll get some fruits.

  • (quirky music)

  • (dance music)

  • (quirky music)

  • (dance music)

  • (uplifting music)

  • (register speaking foreign language)

  • - So, here in Japan.

  • They don't want to touch your dirty money

  • from your dirty grubby hands.

  • So they make you go to the machine

  • and you pay for it that way.

  • - [Martina] It's really smart.

  • - [Simon] Pop that in.

  • - [Martina] And what's great is,

  • if we're here taking our slow ass time

  • the cashier could move someone to this side.

  • So everybody is going at a different time.

  • - For people that have,

  • like me have to work in retail

  • and you have to worry about counting the cash afterwards.

  • You worry that maybe you got the change wrong one time

  • not this time, it's all computerized.

  • It's all done for ya.

  • Come on over for a little picnic.

  • - Even though this summer was really hot

  • I will miss these balmy evenings.

  • Japan does evenings in the summer time,

  • I think really well.

  • - Yeah, we had that big ridiculous bowl of ramen today.

  • And now, we're gonna have our dinner of veggies.

  • Cause we're real nice.

  • Mmmmmm vegetables.

  • - Or what I prefer the tips. - Nom nom nom

  • - If we were van lifers, we would have been like

  • Here we bar our road type pit

  • set up this microwave using wood chips and solar panels.

  • - We picked our own vegetables, driving to each prefecture.

  • Come over here you Snuffmuffler,

  • that would be the name of our dog.

  • - Snuffmuffler.

  • - Snuffmuffler found us some mushrooms.

  • Good job stuff, Snuffmuffler.

  • (laughs)

  • There'd be t-shirts like,

  • I love Snuffmuffler.

  • - I feel like somebody's used that word

  • for something a lot worse.

  • I don't know what it is, but I feel it in my cubs.

  • - I love Snuffmuffler.

  • - When we get our dog, when we finally--

  • - When we get Snuffmuffler.

  • - get our dog, he's not going to be named Snuffmuffler.

  • - It's gonna be Snuffmuffler.

  • - It's not!

  • - This is exact same thing we had

  • when we first got Spudgy.

  • And he wanted it to be named Spudgy Chodub.

  • Come here Snuffmuffler.

  • - Who is a little fluffy Chodub.

  • Let me pet the furry Chodub.

  • (smooth music)

  • - Sometimes you don't have an amazing one day.

  • Like, you don't have a day where you did something great

  • or created something awesome,

  • or watch some awesome movie

  • read some great book, thought of something witty.

  • Not everyday is like that.

  • And somedays it's kinda like days like this,

  • I had a terrible sleep, I'm in a lot of pain,

  • I know that this will pass,

  • it's just that right now it sucks.

  • It's like going to the dentist

  • and knowing that after the dentist, it always hurts.

  • It's going to be swollen,

  • you gotta gargle it and shit.

  • And then, it goes by, and then your fine again.

  • You don't think to yourself,

  • this is never gonna get better.

  • But we do that, with these pain weeks.

  • - Yeah

  • - Because it's unusual for someone to be

  • in so much physical pain.

  • So we feel like it's total despair.

  • - Yeah

  • - My point is that, it's not total despair.

  • It's whatever you make it.

  • So I said, I don't think I can film again.

  • In day three, I was like,

  • "I don't even think I can film again.".

  • But why don't we do this?

  • Let's film how we can't film.

  • And then, we just put together this little movie.

  • - Yeah.

  • - I don't know, some of you guys are gonna like it a lot.

  • And some of you guys didn't even make it this far.

  • And some people would be like--

  • - Thank you for those of you that have made it this far.

  • - Some people would be like,

  • "This is stupid! I hate his feminist shirt.".

  • (laughs)

  • For sure, we're gonna get some one lines.

  • It's a win day for me. It's not like the most fabulous day.

  • We're out in the park eating little bits of food and stuff.

  • But you came with me,

  • and you wanted to do this with me in the park.

  • So I think it's a fucken win day.

  • - Well, I'm so out of energy.

  • - Okay, let's throw off the camera big boy.

  • - I'm so dead.

  • - Bye guys, we will have more--

  • - Bye, thank you for watching this lovely little video.

  • See you next week, I promise with better stuff.

  • We'll do are best.

  • I don't want it. - He doesn't want to eat rice

  • because he thinks he's getting fat.

  • (laughs)

  • He's not, he's so thin.

  • - My body fat percentage just spiked up.

  • I need to drop it by dirty bulking.

  • - Like a model.

  • - Dadan. it's over!

  • Well, it's not over if you want to

  • see some bloopers so click on the link here

  • and you can see some more scenes

  • from this bizarre day of ours.

  • And if you want, we got some new stuff on our store.

  • So make sur to check those out.

  • Martina's lovely shirt and my amazing feminist shirt

  • from WEST SIDE TOKYO.

(game music)

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