Let's see if my most recent love interest Nora replied to

讓我們看看我最近的戀人諾拉是否回覆了。

that sexy poem I emailed her.

我給她發的那首性感的詩。

NORA NARRATING: Hey, David.

NORA NARRATING:嘿，大衛。

Thanks for the sexy poem.

謝謝你的性感詩。

And the answer to your question is yes, I do love

而你的問題的答案是，是的，我確實愛

Craig Ferguson.

克雷格-弗格森

You should come to Los Angeles and visit me sometime.

你應該有時間來洛杉磯看我。

Write back soon.

儘快回信。

-Well, that settles it.

-好吧，就這麼定了

I have to get to Los Angeles.

我得去洛杉磯

All I need now is to find me some dough.

我現在要做的就是找一些麵糰。

[EXCLAIMING IN FRUSTRATION]

[驚慌失措地喊叫]

-No money!

-沒錢！

LITTLE GIRL: Why don't you just hitchhike?

你為什麼不搭便車呢？

[HORN HONKS]

[號角聲]

-Ah.

-啊

Thank you so much for the ride.

非常感謝你送我一程。

And don't worry.

而且不要擔心。

Esmeralda will come back to you.

艾斯梅拉達會回來找你的。

You just got to pay attention here a little bit, OK?

你只要注意這裡一點點，好嗎？

Maybe clean up after yourself once in while or

偶爾清理一下自己，或者

make her some dinner.

讓她吃點飯。

Put on a shirt more often.

多穿一件襯衫。

DRIVER (OFFSCREEN): Bye, David.

再見，大衛再見，大衛

Bye, David.

再見，大衛

-Nora.

-諾拉

Nora.

諾拉

NORA (OFFSCREEN): David?

諾拉（外景）：大衛？

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

Hey, what are you doing in LA?

嘿，你在洛杉磯做什麼？

-Well, you said I should come, so I came.

-你說我應該來，所以我就來了。

And then I got a ride to LA.

然後我搭車去了洛杉磯。

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Wow, wow.

-哇，哇。

You know, I didn't mean today.

你知道，我不是說今天。

But OK.

不過還好。

-Well, the point is, I'm just glad that we're finally

-好吧，重點是，我只是很高興，我們終於。

together and soon we're gonna be dry-humping.

一起，很快我們'要去幹駝。

-Oh, hey, David, um-- there's someone I want you to meet.

-哦，嘿，大衛，嗯... ... 我想讓你見一個人。

David--

David --

-Oh.

-哦

-This is my brother, Neil.

-這是我的兄弟，尼爾。

-Neil, oh.

-尼爾，哦

Aren't you the little computer whiz, Neil?

你不是電腦小能手嗎，尼爾？

-Hey, hey.

-嘿，嘿。

That's not a toy, OK?

這不是玩具，好嗎？

That's what Neil uses to communicate.

這'就是尼爾用來交流的。

-Oh.

-哦

-He has Stephen Hawking's disease.

-他有霍金的病。

-Oh, the wheelchair guy.

-哦，那個坐輪椅的傢伙

-Hello, Dorvid.

-你好，多元德

-Did he just call me Dorvid?

-他剛才叫我多元德嗎？

-DRIVER (OFFSCREEN): Sorry.

-對不起，我不知道該怎麼辦

Typo.

錯字。

[DAVID AND NORA LAUGH]

[大衛和諾拉笑]

-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

-哈，哈，哈，哈，哈，哈。

-I got you this.

-我給你這個

-Oh my god, David.

-哦，我的上帝，大衛

That is the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.

這是任何人為我做過的最甜蜜的事情'。

When did you make this?

你什麼時候做的？

-Just now.

-剛才

-Wow.

-哇。

God, we have so much in common.

天啊，我們有這麼多的共同點。

-I know.

-我知道

On three, let's say the name of our favorite movie star.

三、讓我們說說我們最喜歡的電影明星的名字。

-OK.

-好的

BOTH: One, two, three.

一，二，三。

Gary Sinise.

加里-西尼斯

-Oh my god.

-哦，我的上帝。

I loved him in Ransom.

我喜歡他演的《贖金》。

-I know.

-我知道

More like handsome, huh?

更像是帥氣，是吧？

-Oh my god, he's gorgeous.

-哦，我的上帝，他的華麗。

I want to fuck him.

我想幹他。

-No, you don't.

-不，你沒有

Just marry me.

嫁給我吧

-Really?

-真的嗎？

Wait a minute, where's Neil?

等一下，尼爾在哪裡？

-Neil?

-尼爾？

Neil?

尼爾？

-Fudgicles, ice creams, right here, ice cold ice cream.

-軟糖，冰激凌，就在這裡，冰冷的冰激凌。

-Hey, what's the big deal, dude?

-嘿，有什麼大不了的，夥計？

-What is your idea, dude?

-你有什麼想法，老兄？

I'm trying to sell some ice cream here, man.

我想在這裡賣點冰激凌，夥計。

-That's not an ice cream truck filled with treats.

-那不是一輛裝滿點心的冰激凌車。

That's my future brother-in-law Neil.

那是我未來的姐夫尼爾。

-Thank you for finding me, David.

-謝謝你找到我，大衛

Exclamation point.

感嘆號。

-Oh my god.

-哦，我的上帝。

This is so awkward.

這真是太尷尬了。

I am so sorry.

我很抱歉

NORA (OFFSCREEN): Oh my god!

諾拉（外景）：哦，我的天！

Neil, are you OK?

尼爾，你還好嗎？

-I thought I had been abducted.

-我以為我被綁架了.

-This is all your fault.

-這都是你的錯

-My fault?

-我的錯？

-(ANGRILY) Yes.

-是的。

It was your idea to come here.

來這裡是你的主意。

-But Jen, you don't--

-但珍，你不... ...

-Don't play games with me, Dorvid.

-不要跟我玩遊戲，多元德。

Nobody comes between me and my brother.

沒有人可以阻擋我和我哥哥

-I--

-I--

NORA (OFFSCREEN): I love him.

諾拉：我愛他

-But I love y--

-但我愛你 --

NORA (OFFSCREEN): I love him.

諾拉：我愛他

Which is a lot more than I can say about you.

這比我對你的評價要高得多 Which is a lot more than I can say about you.

It's over.

結束了

-You heard the lady, man.

-你聽到女士說的了，夥計

Take it somewhere else, Dorvid.

去別的地方吧，多元德

-Could I just--

-我可以...

-(SHOUTING) You heard the lady.

-你聽到這位女士的話了。

-Just one chance--

-只有一次機會...

ICE CREAM MAN: Walk away.

ICE CREAM MAN:Walk away.

-Thank you so much.

-太謝謝你了

NEIL (OFFSCREEN): Thank you, David.

謝謝你，大衛謝謝你，大衛

I will never forget you and your face.

我永遠不會忘記你和你的臉。