meddling in someone else's love life.

- I have done a lot of online dating, and I fucking hate it.

- I have no experience online dating.

But my mom has shown my headshot

to a lot of guys at Best Buy.

- I've used Tinder, and that's it.

- I've never used OkCupid,

but I know Chris well enough to make an honest profile.

- If you don't have any experience,

then should you be making mine?

- I think so. I think-- - We'll see.

- The blind leading the blind is the best.

- I've read a lot of profiles,

and know when I see a good one.

- Username. Oh my God, so that's like Instagram.

- What will drive the most traffic?

- Oh my God!

- upforanything's already taken!

- We're making the user name Benthusiasm.

- the1youvebenw84.

- I barely understand what you just wrote. (laughter)

- upfornothing.

- Oh, that's already taken, too.

- Hey available is--

- [Both] upfornothingtron.

- We'll take that. - Of course.

- We're gonna take Ben's photo.

I'm not gonna be in it, 'cause that's weird.

- Chris, laugh!

- I don't, I don't like laughing on cue. (laughter)

- I think my arm should be in it so it looks--

- Yeah, put your arm in it so people know

I have a friend.

- I don't look like a creep there?

I feel like I look a little creepy.

- I've totally liked photos like this.

- About me.

"How would your best friend describe you?"

- "Up for anything." - Dollar sign.

- Dollar sign, exclamation point.

- Yes.

- I'm going to use the one we came up for you with Tinder.

- "You're certain to have a fun night with me."

"Fun date", not "night".

- "Hey girl. Is that what Ryan Gosling says?"

- Bump everything up.

Don't put "tall", put like "supermodel".

Oh, "supermodel tall". - Yeah.

- "Okay, "supermodel tall, supermodel funny".

- Thank you.

- What I'm doing with my life.

- What do you do day to day?

Like, maybe just, you know, wake up.

- "Living my best life."

- Usually I have a little gunk in the corners.

- Okay. "Gunk in the corners."

- "I enjoy a lifestyle that requires little

"but fun and adventure.

"Even from the simple vantage point of my home."

- "Closet-squatting." - Yeah.

- "I'm really good at?" Ooh.

- "I'm really good at gaming."

- "Not making people angry."

- I feel like you're probably a good cook.

I mean, I don't really know 'cause you never cooked for me,

but we'll find out.

- All right, that was a little passive-aggressive, but...

- It's kind of like copyrighting; you can't be too detailed.

- You're putting so much more thought into this

than I do into my regular profiles. (laughter)

- Because I--

- No, no, I appreciate you for caring.

- Well, maybe that's the reason you've been

having all these issues with online dating.

- "I spend a lot of time thinking about."

Ooh, global warming is an option.

- Followed by lunch.

- Lunch, equal importance.

- "The future of diverse representation in entertainment."

- I would never would have thought about saying that.

- "Lunch."

- (laughs) That's pretty funny.

- I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling like I'm the perfect candidate

for a free dating website.

- I think you put together something way better

than I could have done.

- For my profile, I try so hard to make myself

look like what I want to be.

I think I'll get better matches because

she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.