- How am I supposed to do that?

- 我應該怎麼做呢？

- Just relax, dude.

- 放鬆點，夥計。

- Oh man, what do I do with my hands?

- 哦，天啊，我的手該怎麼辦？

- You don't have hands.

- 你沒有手。

- Oh yeah!

- 哦，是的！

- Shhhhh! He's here!

- 噓！他在這裡！

- Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

- 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。

- Hello orange!

- 你好，橙子！

- What's going on? Why is everyone acting

- 發生了什麼事？為什麼大家都在演戲？

so weird?

這麼奇怪？

- We're not acting weird, your acting weird!

- 我們不是表現得很奇怪，是你表現得很奇怪!

- Yeah but I always act weird! Haha! I mean,

- 是的，但我總是表現得很奇怪!我是說...我的意思是..,

I could tell you something was up just by

我可以告訴你，有什麼事，只是通過

looking at little apple. Such a weird place

看著小蘋果。這麼奇怪的地方

to put your non-existing hands.

以把你的非現有的手。

- I told you guys! Can we just tell him?

- 我告訴你們了！我們能告訴他嗎？

- Tell me what?

- 告訴我什麼？

- This is an intervention Orange.

- 這是一次干預橙 。

- An intervention? For what? Who are you?

- 干預？為了什麼？你是誰？

- Your friends are concerned about you, Orange.

- 你的朋友都很關心你，橙子。

They think you've become, let's see how to put this,

他們認為你已經變成了，我們看看怎麼說吧。

more annoying than a crawled up tractor on a corn field.

比玉米地裡的拖拉機還要煩人。

- What the heck does that mean?

- 這到底是什麼意思？

- Nevermind that, Orange they called me in to help

- 沒關係，橙子他們叫我來幫忙的

nice to meet you. I'm doctor Pill.

很高興見到你。我是皮爾醫生

- My friend's betraying me.

- 我的朋友背叛了我。

My friend's tricking me into an intervention and

我的朋友在騙我去做干預，然後... ...

betraying me. Unexplored childhood trauma and

背叛我。未被發現的童年創傷和

also my friend's betraying me.

我的朋友也背叛了我。

- I'm afraid this isn't getting us anywhere, okay.

- 恐怕這對我們沒有任何幫助，好嗎？

- Can I go?

- 我可以去嗎？

- Of course, although we've literally sealed of

- 當然，雖然我們已經從字面上封存了。

every possible escape route, okay.

所有可能的逃學生路線，好嗎。

- Hm, I see you ain't lying. Haha, okay.

- 哼，我看你沒說謊。哈哈，好吧。

He's kind of cute, I'll stay.

他挺可愛的，我會留下來。

- Well I'll be a scarecrow's sweet tea that's great news!

- 好吧，我會成為稻草人的甜茶，這是一個好消息!

Now your friends have prepared a statement.

現在你的朋友已經準備好了一份聲明。

- Orange, we're your friends and we love you, but

- 橙子，我們是你的朋友，我們也愛你，但是。

for the past week you've

在過去的一週裡，你

- Wait! This is about the mega zoo.

- 等等，這是關於大型動物園的。

- Yes!

- 是的！

- But the mega zoo is my best invention ever!

- 但是，大型動物園是我最棒的發明!

It's one part mega phone and one part kazoo.

它的一部分是超級手機，一部分是卡祖。

- We know what it is, we've listened to it

- 我們知道它是什麼，我們已經聽過了

every night for the past two weeks.

在過去的兩個星期裡，每天晚上。

- But have you heard the new song I learned?

- 但你聽過我學的新歌嗎？

- Ahhhhhhhh!

- 啊啊啊啊啊!

- Okay now well this seems like an opportunity

- 好吧，這似乎是一個機會

to dig into the root cause of this boondogle of a

挖空心思地去研究這個大坑的根本原因。

barn dance. Now tell me what drove you to make this

穀倉舞。現在告訴我，是什麼驅使你做了這個

mega zoo in the first place, Orange?

超大型動物園在第一時間，橙?

Orange?

橙子？

- Wow, look how funny I look in doctor pill's bald spot.

- 哇，你看我穿上藥丸醫生的光頭斑多好笑。

Haha. My brain is shrinking! It's shrinking!

哈哈，我的大腦在縮小！我的大腦在萎縮!縮水了!

- I feel like my brain is shrinking just watching this.

- 看了這段話，我感覺自己的大腦都要縮水了。

- Like it could get any smaller!

- 好像還能再小一點！

- Sorry about this doctor Pill.

- 對不起，這個醫生丸。

- Ain't nothing but a boogle, matter of a fact

- 我只不過是個博狗，事實而已。

I think we're making great progress.

我認為我們正在取得巨大的進步。

- Yeah! We're making great headway. Haha.

- 是啊！我們取得了很大的進展。哈哈。

- If you don't make him stop he's going to

- 如果你不阻止他，他就會...

keep making jokes about his reflection for hours.

繼續拿他的倒影開玩笑好幾個小時。

- Well now that's finer than a sandpiper pickadilly

- 這比鷸蚌相爭還厲害啊。

you see Orange is just using humor as a defense

你看橘子君只是用幽默來辯解

mechanism, okay.

機制，好的。

- That doesn't sound like something I would do! Haha.

- 這聽起來不像是我會做的事!哈哈。

Go ahead, say it doctor Pill I can see you have

說吧，說吧，藥丸醫生，我看得出你有。

something on your mind and it sure is handsome.

你心中的東西，它肯定是英俊的。

- Would you knock it off!

- 你能不能把它關掉！

- Wow! Orange is getting doctor Pill to lose his cool.

- 哇！橘子君讓皮爾醫生失去了冷靜。

- No, I'm fine I apologize for raising my voice

- 不，我沒事，我為我的聲音大而道歉

just then all right.

只是當時所有的權利。

- That okay. By the way, if you every want to

- 那好吧。順便說一句，如果你每次想

raise your voice again, I've got just the thing!

再提高你的聲音，我已經得到了正確的東西！

- Ahhhhhhh!

- 啊啊啊啊！

- Hey doctor Pill, what's your favorite band?

- 嘿，Pill醫生，你最喜歡的樂隊是什麼？

Is it pink froid?

是粉色的froid嗎？

- Oh that's an awful joke, that's just simply awful

- 哦，這是一個可怕的笑話， 這只是簡單的可怕。

that catch me outside girl was better than that, okay.

那抓住我外面的女孩 比這更好，好嗎。

- Hey doctor Pill,

- 嘿，皮爾醫生

- Yes!

- 是的！

- Have you ever heard of pavlock. Does that

- 你有沒有聽說過pavlock。是否

name ring a bell? Haha.

名字有印象嗎？哈哈。

- Well now that's about as funny as a bullfrog banjo

- 那就像牛蛙班卓琴一樣有趣了

all right there. That is say, it's not funny at all.

都在那裡。也就是說，這一點都不好笑。

- Do you finally see what we're dealing with here,

- 你終於明白我們在處理什麼了嗎？

doctor Pill.

醫生丸。

- Unfortunately I do. This is one of the most

- 不幸的是，我做到了。這是一個最

extreme cases that I have ever seen. It's time I

我所見過的極端情況。是時候我

take a different approach, okay. Orange have you

採取不同的方法，好嗎。橙子有你

- Who's Orange? I'm doctor Pill. Now that's

- 誰是橙子？我是Pill醫生這才是

finer than a cucumber cumberbunch. Haha.

比黃瓜黃瓜束還細。哈哈。

- Orange, take off that costume!

- 橙子，脫掉那套衣服！

- Sure! I'll have it off faster than a hot potato

- 當然了，我會比燙手山芋更快脫手的。

in a pumpkin patch.

在一個南瓜地。

- I mean it!

- 我是認真的！

- Hahaha!

- 哈哈哈！

- Oh man! I hope he doesn't pull off all my costumes

- 哦，天啊！我希望他不要把我所有的服裝都脫掉。

until I'm left naked! Ahhhh

直到我一絲不掛！Ahhhh

- I'm sorry!

- 我很抱歉！

- Don't worry about it that was just my naked costume.

- 別擔心，那只是我的裸裝。

- That's it!

- 就是這樣！

- Doctor Pill!

- 丸醫生！

- This orange is beyond all help, okay. Nobody

- 這個橙子已經無能為力了，好吧。沒有人

can help him, I quit!

能幫他，我不幹了！

- But

- 但是

- No buts, I am a world famous food psychiatrist,

- 沒有但是，我是世界著名的食品心理醫生。

okay and I don't need this, all right. Never before

好吧，我不需要這個，所有的權利。從來沒有

have I been so confounded and infuriated by a

我曾被一個人如此困惑和憤怒

patient, okay. While, Orange is insane enough to make

耐心點，好嗎。雖然，橘子君足夠瘋狂，讓

- A pill pop!

- 一顆藥丸！

- Yes! And before I become that very pill I will

- 是的！在我變成那顆藥丸之前，我將

excuse myself

不好意思

- No! Pill pop

- 不！藥丸

- Ahhhh!

- Ahhhh!

- I'm going to miss doctor Pill.

- 我會想念皮爾醫生的。

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Sure! He made me face some truths about myself

- 當然，他讓我面對自己的一些事實

that weren't easy to swallow.

不容易吞下的。

- Ahhhh!

- Ahhhh!