Eddy: Welcome to TwoSet Draw Our Lives.

Eddy: 嗨大家好嗎？歡迎收看 TwoSet 之《畫說人生》

- Brett: Wow! Can you guys read it? - Eddy: Whoa!

Brett: 哇，大家看得懂嗎？ Eddy: 哇

Eddy: Looks like a sailing ship.

Eddy: 看起來像帆船

Eddy: LMAO!

「好好笑」

Eddy: We're a music channel, why are we do doing

我們是音樂頻道，幹嘛做這種跟風影片呢？

mainstream YouTube type of videos?

我們是音樂頻道，幹嘛做這種跟風影片呢？

Eddy: Well, we said if we hit 100k

這個嘛，我們在某支影片中有說過 如果滿 10 萬讚就要拍一支畫說人生

in a certain video of likes,

這個嘛，我們在某支影片中有說過 如果滿 10 萬讚就要拍一支畫說人生

that we would have to do a Draw Our Lives.

這個嘛，我們在某支影片中有說過 如果滿 10 萬讚就要拍一支畫說人生

And you guys actually did 100k.

然後大家真的達成 10 萬讚

Brett: So here it is!

Brett: 說到做到！

(both) Whoaaa!

- 哇... - 哇...

Brett: Please forgive our drawing.

Brett: 畫得很醜請見諒

- Eddy: Where do we start? - Brett: All right.

Eddy: 從哪開始好？ Brett: 好喔

- Brett: So we were born. - Eddy: Well, you were born first.

Brett: 我們出生了 Eddy: 你先出生所以你先畫，我休息一年

Eddy: So you have to start first. I get one year break.

Brett: 我們出生了 Eddy: 你先出生所以你先畫，我休息一年

Brett: Mkay. Pfft. Gonna go for a whole year.

Brett: 好喔，噗，你要消失一年

Brett: So one day I was born.

某一天我呱呱墜地

Eddy: Dude, why are you like, frowning when you're born?

Eddy: 欸，為什麼你出生的時候臉這麼臭？

Brett: 'Cause I didn't get an instrument yet.

Brett: 因為我手上還沒有樂器

Eddy: 'Cause when you're born, you already realized

Eddy: 因為你出生的時候就發現自己不是霖霖

you were not Ling Ling.

Eddy: 因為你出生的時候就發現自己不是霖霖

Brett: My mum was like, "Wow! Little kid!"

Brett: 我媽說「哇！小朋友！」

Brett: And then, Mum and Dad were like,

Eddy: 哈哈哈哈

"You know what? Here's a thing called the violin."

Brett: 然後我爸媽就說...

- Eddy: That violin got some mad booty. - Brett: Yeah. And here's a bow.

「跟你說哦，這個東西叫做小提琴」

Brett: Then, all of a sudden, I became happy.

Eddy: 這把琴屁股好翹 Brett: 沒錯，琴弓在這

Eddy: You were how old when this happened?

Brett: 然後呢，突然間，我變得好快樂

Brett: 5 years old.

Eddy: 這是你幾歲的時候？

- Eddy: Well for me, apparently when I was a little baby, - Brett: Now.

Brett: 今...年...五...歲 Eddy: 我呢，在我還是小貝比的時候...

I would cry all night,

Brett: 今...年...五...歲 Eddy: 我呢，在我還是小貝比的時候...

so my mum was like, so sick and tired of me.

我會哭一整晚

Eddy: But then when it's daytime, I would sleep.

我媽超級不爽我

So I've always been nocturnal.

但是到了白天，我都在睡覺

Eddy: And then, when I was 5 years old,

所以我從小就是夜行性動物

so that is 1998,

Brett: 哈哈哈哈

I learnt— guess what this is.

Eddy: 然後呢，我五歲的時候，也就是 1998 年

Brett: The piano.

Eddy: 然後呢，我五歲的時候，也就是 1998 年

- Eddy: It was a Kawai. - Brett: Kawaii.

我學了... 猜猜這是什麼

Eddy: And then when I was 6, I also learnt the violin.

Brett: 鋼琴

Brett: Whoaaa!

Eddy: 是河合鋼琴 Brett: 河可愛

Brett: Nice. I add to that, 3 years later.

Eddy: 然後我六歲的時候又學了小提琴

- Eddy: Oh, when you were 8! - Brett: Yeah.

Brett: 哇...

Brett: Actually, 4 years later, I also learned the piano.

Brett: 好棒，我要補充，「三年後」

- Eddy: Cool. - Brett: So that was our music instrument lives. Now -

Eddy: 喔！你八歲的時候！ Brett: 對啊

Eddy: Oh, funny story, by the way. Mushrooms.

Brett: 不對，是四年後，我也學了鋼琴

Eddy: When I was 3,

Eddy: 很棒 Brett: 以上就是我們的音樂人生，現在呢--

I choked on a mushroom.

Eddy: 對了，說個好笑的故事

Eddy: And I've not been able to eat mushrooms ever since.

香菇

- Brett: And then... - Eddy: I hate mushrooms.

我三歲的時候

Brett: There's these things called a cockroach.

差點被香菇噎死

- Brett: *gags* - Eddy: This ****ing is like,

從此就再也不敢吃香菇了

- Eddy: there's like ****ing wings, bro. - Brett: Oh yeah.

Brett: 然後... Eddy: 我痛恨香菇

- Eddy: *gags* - Brett: Dude, that actually looks disgusting.

Brett: 有一種東西叫做...

Brett: Especially when this is really long.

蟑螂

And like, tingles your feet.

噁！

Brett: Dude, that's the worst feeling.

Brett: 嘔 Eddy: 真他Ｘ的--

Brett: The two biggest fears.

Eddy: 噁爛的翅膀 Brett: 對吼

See, 'cause life is about fear and suffering.

Eddy: 嘔 Brett: 看起來真的好噁

Brett: Alright, next part of our lives.

Brett: 尤其是有的蟑螂這兩條超長，搔得你腳很癢

Brett: So of course, we went to school.

Brett: 尤其是有的蟑螂這兩條超長，搔得你腳很癢

This doesn't look like a school, but...

Brett: 史上最噁

Brett: This a school. I did a lot of practice.

Brett: 最害怕的兩種東西

And I joined orchestras, with lots of people.

看吧，人生就是充滿著恐懼和苦難

And this is how I met some friends.

Brett: 好吧，人生下一階段

Actually, no, I didn't have friends.

當然囉，上學

Brett: But let's just pretend I have friends here.

看起來不是很像學校啦不過...

Brett: Of course, every day I had to practice.

這是學校，我練了很多琴

You know how many hours?

還加入管弦樂團，跟很多人一起

- Eddy: 40 hours a day! - Brett: 40 hours on the violin. That's the bow.

在那邊認識了一些朋友

- Brett: School. Monday to Friday. Yay. - Eddy: Oh, nice.

其實沒有，我沒朋友

Brett: This is when I did my scales and my pieces.

但就假裝一下我有朋友

Brett: Concertos.

Brett: 當然囉，我每天都得練琴

Brett: Oh, it should be drawing, not text.

幾個小時大家知道嗎？

Brett: I'm just writing it out.

Eddy: 一天 40 小時！ Brett: 一天練 40 個小時的小提琴，這是弓

Brett: So a lot of practice in my life.

Brett: 上學，週一至週五，耶 Eddy: 讚哦

- Eddy: This was me, practicing. 40 hours! - Brett: 40 hours every day.

Brett: 這時候的我都在練音階和曲子

Eddy: I did my Carl Flesch every day for 5 years.

協奏曲...

- Eddy: Umm... - Brett: Oh, there's the Kreutzer. Kreutzer studies.

喔，要用畫的，不可以寫字

- Eddy: There's the Ševčík ones where you do this stuff. - Brett: Oh, Ševčík. You know, the usual.

Brett: 都用寫的就好啦 Eddy: 哈哈哈哈

Eddy: That was high school, yeah.

Brett: 人生大半時間都在練琴

I mean, I also studied to become a doctor.

Eddy: 這是我，練 40 小時 Brett: 每天 40 小時

Eddy: A plus!

Eddy: 整整五年每天都練卡爾弗雷許音階

- Brett: Studied a lot. - Eddy: Oh, speaking of study!

Brett: 喔，還有克羅采，克羅采練習曲

We missed out the important part,

Eddy: 還有賽夫西克，練這個東西 Brett: 喔，賽夫西克，就是一些大家常練的東西

- how we met each other. - Oh yeah, that study. Alright.

Eddy: 高中大概就是這樣啦，然後我還一邊準備考醫學院

Brett: So this is how we met.

Eddy: 高中大概就是這樣啦，然後我還一邊準備考醫學院

This is me.

甲上！

Brett: With my mushroom haircut.

Brett: 讀很多書 Eddy: 喔，說到讀書

Eddy: Oh, I had my mullet.

- 忘記講很重要的橋段，我們彼此怎麼認識的 - 對吼，讀書，好

Brett: Oh, you had a mullet! I had a mushroom haircut.

- 忘記講很重要的橋段，我們彼此怎麼認識的 - 對吼，讀書，好

- Brett: So then we had a lot of study after school, right? - Eddy: Tuition.

Brett: 我們認識的故事

- Brett: Maths tuition. - Eddy: log... I forgot what these terms mean,

這是我，頂著蘑菇頭

- Eddy: I'm just making stuff up. - Brett: I just remember this matrices.

這是我，頂著蘑菇頭

- Eddy: Oh, function! f(x) equals... Yeah yeah yeah! - Brett: Yeah!

Eddy: 喔，我留的是鯡魚頭

Brett: With the quadratic formula.

Brett: 喔，你留鯡魚頭！我的是蘑菇

- Eddy: Do you remember it? - Brett: Nah.

我們放學後還有很多課要上，對吧？

Eddy: Bro, I got this. This is the one thing I remember.

Eddy: 補習

I've never used it since.

Brett: 補數學 Eddy: log... 忘記這些專有名詞是什麼意思了

Eddy: Wait, is that right?

Eddy: 我在亂掰 Brett: 我只記得矩陣

Eddy: Where's the x?

Eddy: 喔，函數！f(x) = 對對對！ Brett: 對啊哈哈哈

Brett: All I remember is pi.

Brett: 二次方程式

- Brett: 3.141592654. - Eddy: What's...

Eddy: 你還記得嗎？ Brett: 不記得

Dude, there was this kid in my high school

Eddy: 欸，我來，我只記得這個

that memorized 40 digits of pi.

畢業以後再也沒用過

- Wow, he's like Ling Ling? Yeah dude, he's like, - Ling Ling. Yeah.

Eddy: 等等，是這樣沒錯吧？

"40 numbers, go!"

x 在哪？

Brett: And that's where we met.

Brett: 我只記得 π

We had maths tuition on Friday.

3.141592654

Let's try and draw out the classroom.

欸，我高中有個同學背得出 π 的小數點後 40 位

- Eddy: Classroom was a blackboard, - Brett: Yeah. It was like...

欸，我高中有個同學背得出 π 的小數點後 40 位

- Eddy: and there's the teacher, teacher Huang. - Brett: Teacher Huang.

- 哇，他霖霖嗎？霖霖 - 霖霖，對啊

- Eddy: And there would be a front row. - Brett: I never sat there.

「40 個數字，開始！」

Eddy: There were some chairs on the side, right?

Brett: 我們是這樣認識的

- Eddy: We were on the second row, I remember. - Brett: Yeah.

星期五我們要補英文

- Eddy: Ah, I think you were here, I feel like. - Brett: It was like here. Yeah yeah yeah!

來試試看畫補習班教室

- Yeah! - You were here! Yeah!

Eddy: 教室裡有黑板

- And I was here! - Yeah! I was gonna say, that's so funny you remember!

Eddy: 老師在這，黃老斯 Brett: 黃老師

- Eddy: Yeah! - Brett: Yeah yeah!

Eddy: 這是第一排 Brett: 我沒坐過第一排

Eddy: Brett, and me.

Eddy: 旁邊還有一些椅子，對不對？

Brett: Yeah, we were just— Yeah!

Eddy: 我們坐第二排，我記得 Brett: 對

Brett: And now you go,

Eddy: 我記得你是坐這邊，對對對！ Brett: 我應該是坐這裡，對對，然後你坐這邊

- Eddy: "Do you play violin?" - Brett: "Do you play violin?"

Eddy: 我記得你是坐這邊，對對對！ Brett: 我應該是坐這裡，對對，然後你坐這邊

- Brett: "Yeah." - Eddy: I remember like,

- 然後我坐這邊 - 我才剛要說，你還記得真的超好笑

- Eddy: "What grade are you?" I'm all, "I'm grade 7." - Brett: "Me too." Yeah!

- 然後我坐這邊 - 我才剛要說，你還記得真的超好笑

- Brett: Yeah. We were like, "What grade?" - Eddy: "I'm grade 8." "Whoaa!"

Brett...和我

Brett: This is like, the question you ask.

Brett: 對，我們-- 哈哈哈

Eddy: The next day, we met at youth orchestra!

Brett: 然後你說...

Brett: Queensland Youth Orchestra.

- 「你拉小提琴嗎？」 - 「你拉小提琴嗎？」

Brett: Now, Queensland Youth Orchestra was like,

Brett:「對啊」 Eddy: 我記得我說

a group of orchestras.

Eddy: 「你幾年級？我七年級」 Brett: 我說「我也會拉琴」

Brett: The one we joined was,

Eddy: 你說「八年級」哇... Brett: 對啊「你幾年級」

I guess it was the main one.

Brett: 剛認識一定會問這個

- Brett: Most of them were like, 17 to 24 years old. - Eddy: Yeah.

Eddy: 隔天我們又在青年管弦樂團遇見彼此

Eddy: So everyone else had like, beards and stuff.

Brett: 昆士蘭青年管弦樂團

- Brett: And we were just little infants. - Eddy: And they were like, super tall.

昆士蘭青年管弦有很多個團

Brett: This is us.

昆士蘭青年管弦有很多個團

Brett: Oh, whoops.

我記得我們加入的應該是主團

Eddy: Bro!

我記得我們加入的應該是主團

Brett: Give you a mullet.

Brett: 團員年齡多半介於 17 到 24 歲之間 Eddy: 是的

Brett: My drawing is horrible.

Eddy: 所以其他人都有長鬍子之類的

Anyway!

Brett: 我們是小嬰兒 Eddy: 他們身高都超級高

Brett: We were young, 13 and 14.

Brett: 這是我們

- Eddy: These are like, 22-year-olds. - Brett: 22-year-olds.

Brett: 糟糕

Brett: I still remember the old museum building.

Eddy: 什麼啦

There was a stage, and you can enter here, like a door.

Brett: 給你鯡魚頭

- Brett: And I was sitting here. Do you remember? - Eddy: Oh, damn.

Brett: 我超級不會畫畫，好

Eddy: I don't remember you were sitting there.

Brett: 我超級不會畫畫，好

- Eddy: I remember walking in from this door, - Brett: Yes! I remember seeing that.

我們很嫩，一個 13 歲一個 14

- Eddy: right there. - Brett: I remember seeing you here.

Eddy: 其他人大概...22 歲 Brett: 22 歲

Brett: So I was here with my dad.

Brett: 我還記得是在一棟舊博物館

And I didn't know the protocol

有個舞台，可以從這邊進來，有個門

of what orchestra was like.

Brett: 然後我坐在這裡，記得嗎？ Eddy: 好扯喔，我都不記得你坐哪

I think this was 8:30am in the morning,

Brett: 然後我坐在這裡，記得嗎？ Eddy: 好扯喔，我都不記得你坐哪

and I was just sitting there

Eddy: 我只記得我從這個門進來，在這裡 Brett: 對，我記得我看到你在那邊

with my violin case on my lap. And I was like,

Eddy: 我只記得我從這個門進來，在這裡 Brett: 對，我記得我看到你在那邊

"I don't know what to do. Where do I even sit?"

Brett: 我跟我爸坐在這裡

Brett: You know, the conductor podium was here.

然後當時根本不懂管弦樂團的流程

And I was like, "Where do I sit in all these chairs?"

然後當時根本不懂管弦樂團的流程

Brett: And then Eddy comes out here. Goes...

我記得差不多是早上 8:30

Brett: And I go,

我就坐在這邊，琴盒放在腿上，心想...

Brett: "You're the guy from math tutoring!"

我就坐在這邊，琴盒放在腿上，心想...

Eddy: "LMAO!"

「不知道該做什麼，要坐哪？」

Brett: And then that's where we met.

然後指揮台在這邊

- Brett: Oh, this was on a Saturday morning! - Eddy: Yeah.

我心想「這麼多椅子我要坐哪個？」

- Brett: After five days of school. - Eddy: That was crazy.

然後 Eddy 就從這邊出現

Eddy: You know what my high school life was like?

我就說

Eddy: Monday was tutorials, right?

「你是數學補習班的那個！」

Eddy: Tutorials for violin.

Eddy: 「笑死！」

- Eddy: Saturday morning was rehearsal, - Brett: Ohh...

Brett: 這就是我們認識的經過

Eddy: afternoon was tutoring.

Brett: 喔，是星期六早上耶 Eddy: 對啊

Eddy: Friday night was tutoring,

Brett: 週間已經上學五天 Eddy: 真的誇張

Sunday was Chinese school.

Eddy: 知道我中學時期都怎麼過的嗎？

I think I had a violin lesson on Wednesday.

星期一要補習，對吧？

Eddy: And then PRACTICE every day.

補小提琴

Brett: P-R-A-C-T-I-C...

Eddy: 星期六早上團練 Brett: 喔...

- Brett: You gotta have another day for "practice." - Eddy: Yeah.

下午補習

- Brett: This was us trying to keep up with Ling Ling. - Eddy: Yeah.

星期五晚上補習

Brett: I was pretty much the same.

星期天上中文學校

I remember on every Tuesday, actually the violin lesson,

我記得星期三還有小提琴個別課

Brett: I drove to the Gold Coast.

然後每天都要練琴

Eddy: Ohh! Wow.

P-R-A-C-T-I-C...

Eddy: I just wanna add one more.

Brett: 還得再騰一天出來練琴 Eddy: 對啊

Eddy: I had theory tutoring.

Brett: 為了趕上霖霖，我們只能這樣 Eddy: 沒錯

- Brett: Oh yeah, theory tutoring! - Eddy: Yeahh! Aural and theory!

Brett: 我也差不多

- Brett: Oh yeah, I had that as well. Ohh. - Eddy: Yeah.

我記得每週二上小提琴個別課， 還得開車到黃金海岸那附近

Brett: Oh, and also I joined school orchestra.

我記得每週二上小提琴個別課， 還得開車到黃金海岸那附近

Brett: So school orchestra was at Tuesday morning.

Eddy: 喔，哇...

- Eddy: Mine was Friday mornings. - Brett: And every Thursday afternoon from like,

Eddy: 我想補充一個，補樂理

Brett: 3 'til 5:30pm. 'Cause I had two.

Eddy: 我想補充一個，補樂理

Brett: And I went to a private school,

Brett: 對吼！補樂理！ Eddy: 對啊，聽力和樂理

but I was lucky that I got a scholarship.

Brett: 我也有上，喔... Eddy: 是吧

Brett: How do you draw a scholarship?

Brett: 喔，我還加入了學校的管弦樂團

Brett: I guess it's like, a medal.

團練是星期二早上

Eddy: But put money on it.

Eddy: 我的是星期五早上 Brett: 然後--

- Brett: Yeah! Yeah, I was thinking that! Yeah. - Eddy: A medal of money.

Brett: 然後每個星期四下午三點到五點半 也團練，因為我參加兩團

Eddy: Now university!

Brett: 然後每個星期四下午三點到五點半 也團練，因為我參加兩團

Eddy: Uni was when I fell in love

我唸的是私立學校，但運氣好有獎學金可拿

with the love of my life and I was like,

我唸的是私立學校，但運氣好有獎學金可拿

"Practice is lame."

獎學金要怎麼畫？

Eddy: SIKE!

大概是，獎牌之類的

Brett: JOKE!

Eddy: 上面畫錢錢

Eddy: We just keep practicing every day.

Brett: 對對對！我也這樣想 Eddy: 錢錢獎牌

Brett: Here's the words guys,

Eddy: 上大學！

in case you don't see it again.

我讀大學的時候談了戀愛，遇到生命中的摯愛

Eddy: Dude, if the Draw My Life...

然後我想說「練琴真無聊」

- Eddy: It should literally just be practice. - Brett: It's just this.

然後我想說「練琴真無聊」

Brett: That's it. Practice.

才怪！

Brett: Our uni life was when a lot of just,

Brett: 騙你們的！

crazy stuff happened.

Eddy: 我們每天還是不斷練琴

Brett: Once we snuck out to the—

Brett: 就是這個字，怕大家沒看清楚

Brett: Just kidding!

Brett: 就是這個字，怕大家沒看清楚

- Brett: Just more practice! - Eddy: Wait, remember that time,

Eddy: 欸，真的要畫說人生，就是畫一個「練琴」而已 Brett: 只有這個

Eddy: we went to that uh, party and just—

Eddy: 欸，真的要畫說人生，就是畫一個「練琴」而已 Brett: 只有這個

Both: Just kidding! Practice!

Brett: 就這樣，練琴

Brett: More practice!

我們大學生涯發生蠻多瘋狂的事

Eddy: Remember that time we had a life?

我們大學生涯發生蠻多瘋狂的事

- Eddy: Just kidding! - Brett: It's all practice!

有一次我們溜出去那個--

- Brett: Practice, theory, theory. That's our uni life. - Eddy: If there was one thing

才怪！

Eddy: to talk about during your uni life,

Brett: 練更多的琴 Eddy: 等等，記不記得我們有一次跑趴--

- Eddy: what would it be? - Brett: Okay. One thing is I looked forward to

Brett: 練更多的琴 Eddy: 等等，記不記得我們有一次跑趴--

- Brett: drinking a lot of bubble tea. - Eddy: Ohh, yeah.

才怪！

- Brett: Remember the 1 liter bubble tea? - Eddy: Ohhh!

練琴！

Brett: We found this place with a 1 liter bubble tea,

Brett: 練更多的琴

and we went there all the time.

Eddy: 記不記得我們享受過人生？

Brett: We walked every day,

Eddy: 才怪！ Brett: 都在練琴

crossed the bridge from our uni

Brett: 練琴、樂理、樂理，我們大學生涯就這樣

to the city to get bubble tea.

Eddy: 如果要說一件大學時發生的事，會是什麼？

Brett: There you go. That's my bridge.

Brett: 每天都很期待喝很多珍奶 Eddy: 真的...

Eddy: And this was me,

Brett: 每天都很期待喝很多珍奶 Eddy: 真的...

except I was in a wheelchair towards the end of the uni.

Brett: 記得一公升珍奶嗎？ Eddy: 喔喔喔

Eddy: The reason I went into a wheelchair was because

Brett: 我們找到一間有賣一公升珍奶的手搖店

I fell off from a bicycle accident,

然後就常常去

and I needed a target of rehabilitation

每天都步行過橋，從學校走到市區買珍奶

- Eddy: to be the fastest Bumblebee player in the world. - Brett: Yeah.

每天都步行過橋，從學校走到市區買珍奶

Eddy: Just kidding!

每天都步行過橋，從學校走到市區買珍奶

Eddy: Brett used to push me up to

你們看，這是我畫的橋

random strangers' tables,

Eddy: 這是我，我坐輪椅一路坐到畢業