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  • This hill might not look like much

  • - in fact you can barely see it on the GoPro but

  • it's enough to take me out given that I've...

  • given that I've done 40 kilometres

  • - this hill is gonna be my undoing.

  • Good morning guys, and welcome to Journey Across Japan, cycle to the death, Day One.

  • It's now ten thirty AM - did oversleep a little bit - and the cycle will shortly begin.

  • I thought, first things first, I'd introduce you to the team.

  • I do have a team of three people joining because

  • I figured cycling across Japan is one thing

  • but being able to try and film it every single day and make a daily vlog

  • I needed some kind of help, so I've got a few people

  • to kind of help it happen - turn that idea into reality - and here they are.

  • Chris: This is Wenbin! Wenbin: Oh, hey.

  • He's from China!

  • Wenbin, what's your favourite thing in China?

  • Mm... Dumpling?

  • Dumplings, brilliant.

  • This is Chris... He's from America.

  • If you could sum up American culture in one phrase what would that phrase ben?

  • Home of the free

  • Land of the brave - nope, wrong way.

  • And last, but not least, this is Ian Ian: Hello.

  • Chris: He's from the UK.

  • What's your favourite thing in the UK?

  • Uhh, clearly the Queen.

  • So, this is the bike guys.

  • We've modded it out, we've got a GoPro here so we can films things on the go,

  • a bell - very excited about using that.

  • The seat on this bike is like a rock

  • - I sat on it for 30 minutes the other day and then I couldn't sit down

  • the whole of the next day, so

  • I've got this like air-pocket, cushion thing...

  • Which is nice - feels really nice - feel that, yeah.

  • And I'm gonna sit on that and hopefully

  • I won't be in agony

  • after a few days. It's also a mountain bike,

  • not a road bike, you might've noticed

  • because the tires are nice and thick

  • - I wanted a bike that

  • wouldn't get punctured, and these,

  • these tires here - look at that,

  • bullet-proof, bullet-proof tires, nothing's gonna cut through that.

  • Famous last words. But yeah, it's an awesome bike

  • and I'm looking forward to getting on it in a minute.

  • You may have noticed, there's actually another bike,

  • here on the back of the car.

  • This is for people that are gonna be joining me on the cycle.

  • There's about six or seven different people who are gonna be joining

  • throughout this journey, various

  • other vloggers, entertainers -

  • all sorts of people, and our first person...

  • We're gonna meet him now. He lies just behind this door

  • Who could it possibly be? Oh, it's Natsuki. [Natsuki (slurs): Hello.]

  • Hello. Morning!

  • Chris: Morning, Natsuki. Natsuki: Mmm, good weather

  • It is a good weather, yeah. [Natsuki: Yeah.]

  • Are you wearing cycling pants?

  • Of course.

  • Chris: Are you cycling, are you actually cycling?

  • Noooooo.

  • Gimme my helmet, Natsuki.

  • [Chris laughs]

  • Justice... Pumpkin style.

  • Pumpkin-style helmet.

  • Safety.

  • My friend Ryotaro chose this for me, so don't make fun of my in my pumpkin helmet.

  • Terrible start to the cycle: can't even get my helmet on.

  • 'Cause my necks too big.

  • [Chris makes stragled noises] [Natsuki laughs]

  • No, this is way too tight!

  • Oh my god. There's been a huge development!

  • Natsuki wants to come on the cycle! He's actually gonna come on the cycle, he's changed his mind.

  • Somehow, for some reason.

  • Notice how his helmet looks way better than mine.

  • You've got... You've got a really cool helmet.

  • Cool helmet

  • Not cool helmet.

  • Natsuki: Not cool. Pumpkin cool!

  • Pumpkin cool.

  • So, today we start leg one of our journey

  • to Kagoshima.

  • Leg one takes us from Sakata,

  • in Yamagata prefecture,

  • to Niigata City, in Niigata.

  • And for day one, we're travelling south

  • to Atsumi Onsen

  • the hot spring town

  • fifty kilometres south of here.

  • GoPro's on: I now declare

  • this 2000 kilometre cycle

  • open! [Rings bike bell] Let's go!

  • Yeah! Natsuki: Let's go! [rings bike bell]

  • Kagoshima.

  • I still... I still can't believe Natsuki's

  • actually on the cycle.

  • Chris: Weyyyy!

  • We're about 5 kilometres in and

  • Natsuki's just stopped for a quick...

  • a quick cigarette break.

  • How do you feel, Natsuki?

  • Good feeling!

  • So the first time

  • Natsuki's done any exercise in...

  • 10 years?

  • Yeah maybe 10 years.

  • Chris: 10 years! Natsuki: Nice exercise.

  • Chris: Nice exercise. Natsuki: I'm feeling so good!

  • Do you think it'll change your life?

  • Maybe change a life.

  • Chris: Yeah. Natsuki: I have a new hobby!

  • Chris: Cycling. Natsuki: Cycling.

  • [Chris laughs]

  • His new hobby.

  • 10 years, no exercise...

  • all it took was a 5 kilometre

  • 10 minute cycle and his life's already changed.

  • [Chris laughs]

  • Chris: How do you feel?

  • Chris: You're hip is burning?

  • Hip... Hip broken. [Natsuki groans]

  • Are you ready to cycle the next 10 kilometres?

  • Noooooo. I give up!

  • Chris: You give up? Natsuki: Yeah.

  • Chris: Already? Natsuki: Yeah.

  • I like... Car. [both chuckle]

  • I think my erstwhile companion is

  • is given up already.

  • So Natsuki's actually gonna

  • drive ahead for the rest of the...

  • for the rest of the day and I'm gonna cycle now.

  • So

  • Chris: Lucky boy. Natsuki: Lucky boy! [laughs "yeah!"]

  • [both laugh]

  • About to cycle round the edge of a mountain

  • and once I do that

  • I won't be able to see this anymore.

  • That'll be it - this is the very edge of

  • the Shonai Plain - this whole area

  • I called this home for my first three years in Japan

  • so whenever I get to this bit - this spot

  • I always feel a little bit emotional

  • because this is the very edge of my

  • spiritual Japanese home

  • I'm also quite happy that I was able to switch helmets!

  • Because Natsuki's not cycling anymore, I was able to steal the cool...

  • the cool helmet... as you might've noticed.

  • So now I don't look like some kind of construction worker.

  • I been waiting for you!

  • [Chris laughs]

  • Oh!

  • [both laugh]

  • There goes my foot.

  • I just fell off a rock,

  • and my foot went in the water - it was actually quite refreshing - but

  • could've gone a lot worse if my ankle had gone the wrong way it could've been

  • just the worst possible start to this trip ever so...

  • kind of relieved, to be honest.

  • It's about four fifteen now; we've got an hour

  • to sunset and sixteen kilometres left to go, so

  • I must admit the pressure is on a little bit but we've done thirty-four kilometres

  • and I do feel...

  • dunno. What's the phrase?

  • Overwhelmed with endorphins.

  • I feel something I don't normally feel.

  • I think it's maybe because I just fell in some water

  • and it's an adrenaline rush from that.

  • This is rather picturesque though.

  • Natsuki in front of Hakusanjima - nice little island.

  • If at any point on the trip you're wondering where we are, where we've stopped off

  • there is an awesome website

  • where you can find out where we are

  • and what we're doing every single day. I don't have a sponsor

  • on this trip, not a single sponsor.

  • I don't have GoPro or a water company sponsoring this - I should've done.

  • I... I'm pretty stupid, to be honest.

  • But what I do have is the support of my network,

  • Tokyo Creative,

  • and as well as sending this lovely film crew along

  • to help capture every single day and help film it,

  • they've also got an awesome website where every single day of the trip, we're charting

  • where we've been, what we've done, who we've met - it's all there

  • on the site for you guys to check out.

  • I mean, we don't actually have a plan -

  • like, tomorrow, I don't know what could happen, but every single day we're gonna log

  • what we've done and you can check it out on the website: TokyoCreative.com.

  • And a huge thanks to TokyoCreative

  • for supporting this entire trip...

  • you know, that's...

  • that's pretty bloody generous to be honest.

  • Back to his car.

  • Damn you! [both laugh]

  • Bye bye, Chris!

  • Bye bye, Natsuki.

  • Thanks, Natsuki.

  • [Chris sighs]

  • [Tune plays]

  • [Chris shivers]

  • [Tune continues]

  • At 5 PM

  • in Japan

  • they start playing music like that to notify people

  • working in the fields - like farmers - the day is over.

  • [Chris sighs and chuckles]

  • It's played at a rather precarious time as well: I'm facing my first hill...

  • my first major hill.

  • And I'm gonna die.

  • I'm gonna die...

  • Right here.

  • Shit.

  • This hill

  • might not look like much - in fact, you can barely see it on the

  • GoPro but

  • it's enough to take me out given that I've...

  • given that I've done 40 kilometres... This hill

  • is gonna be my undoing.

  • This is it; this is the spot where I die.

  • Right here on this crappy hill.

  • I must admit, though

  • It could be worse - I do have the most fantastic view at

  • the moment of a volcano.

  • Mount Chokai on the horizon - look at that!

  • I've really got to hurry up -

  • it's getting dark very quick.

  • Come on, let's finish this!

  • Shit.

  • Don't judge me, but I am running up the hill with the bike.

  • Times like this...

  • you've just gotta be pragmatic.

  • You've just gotta do

  • what needs to be done to finish.

  • Go, go, go, Chris!

  • Yo! Chris: Only another 10 kilometres to go!

  • Fucking bastard. [Natsuki laughs]

  • Chris: I hate you!

  • Natsuki: Yes!

  • I'm waiting...

  • otherside.

  • I don't believe this... My bike light, which I've only just put on 10, 15

  • minutes ago - because it's now pretty dark -

  • it just died! 10 minutes after I switched it on it died.

  • I don't know why.

  • It's supposed to be fully charged so...

  • Yeah, now I can't see.

  • Damn you, bike light! You only had one job to do and you failed!

  • I'm not gonna lie - I can't

  • see a damn thing.

  • This is absolutely terrifying.

  • Huh, what's that? That's the station!

  • Shit, we're there!

  • We're there, we've done it!

  • [Congratulatory music plays]

  • [Chris pants, music continues]

  • We did it! I did it! Fuck, well

  • I'm exhausted,

  • dehydrated,

  • I've got mild heartburn,

  • but I did it! I cycled

  • A hundred kilometres... Or whatever it was

  • And

  • and... Ah fuck.

  • Where's Natsuki

  • Chris #2: Natsuki? Chris #1: Where's Natsuki?

  • Chris #2: Back at his salon.

  • He did... What? What?! He didn't even come here?

  • Chris #2: No.

  • Oh flipping... Ohhh...

  • I thought...

  • you know, I pictured...

  • arriving Astumi Osen, this little village,

  • the townsfolk would be cheering; there'd be Natsuki there with a beer...

  • No.

  • Just a silent carpark

  • with a... with a nothing.

  • [Chris #2 laughs mockinly]

  • [Chris groans heavily]

  • Okay guys, so it's dinnertime

  • and there's, awkwardly a spot where Natsuki was supposed to be

  • just awkwardly

  • just kind of at the end of the table, sitting there

  • uhm, I feel quite, 'cause they prepared this wonderful, decadent

  • dinner for him and he's not here because apparently

  • Natsuki's boiler exploded.

  • Of course, one pretty big upside to Natsuki

  • not being here, and that is

  • I'll be able to take all his food.

  • Especially the sashimi.

  • Yeahhhhh!

  • [Chris converses in Japanese]

  • Gotta make my own bed, after all that?

  • 50 kilometres of cycling

  • Ugh...

  • [Chris exhales] If I was to

  • rate my...

  • the achiness

  • the achiness of my legs on a scale of 1 to 10

  • I'd give it a 3, actually

  • it's not too bad, but I do feel

  • thoroughly exhausted.

  • What I will say is I'm pretty happy.

  • I see today as a proof of concept...

  • day. You know?

  • There's forty-something days left

  • in this trip. But the fact that

  • the first one went pretty smoothly,

  • other than Natsuki's boiler

  • exploding,

  • I've learnt that

  • today went really well and I'm

  • pretty happy. And I thank you guys for

  • joining me. Tomorrow,

  • I'll unveil

  • something really awesome that's gonna make the trip

  • all the more exciting

  • and probably a little bit more crazy

  • as well. So,

  • sit tight for that.

  • But, for now guys, no matter where you might be watching out there in the big wide world,

  • thanks for joining me on the first

  • 50 kilometre leg

  • of the journey, and hopefully

  • I'll see you tomorrow.

  • Night night.

  • The weather forecast promised us sunshine.

  • What an absolute lie that was.

  • 500 million dollar weather satillite

  • and it can't even get the weather right.

  • What a load of shit.

This hill might not look like much

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