(maniacal laughing)

（狂笑）

(gurgling)

（潺潺）

(laughing)

（笑）

(gurgling that turns to roaring)

（潺潺轉為咆哮）。

(roaring)

（咆哮）

(maniacal laughing)

（狂笑）

(peppy music)

（peppy音樂）

- Pear, hey pear. Pear

- 梨，嘿，梨。梨子

- What do you want? I'm making

- 你想要什麼？我在做

my Halloween costume

我的萬聖節服裝

- Forget that nonsense. Are you ready

- 忘掉那些廢話吧你準備好了嗎？

for the greatest shocktober challenge

為最大的衝擊十月挑戰

video we've ever done?

我們做過的視頻？

- Uh, I guess.

- 呃，我猜。

- You don't sound excited enough

- 你聽起來還不夠興奮

I'm telling ya' this challenge is too good

我告訴你，這個挑戰太精彩了。

not to be excited for it

不以為然

- Okay, I'm a little intrigued.

- 好吧，我有點好奇了。

What is it?

什麼事？

- Are you ready for this pear?

- 你準備好吃這個梨了嗎？

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)

[ Man] The chainsaw challenge

[男人]電鋸挑戰

(evil laughing)

（邪惡的笑）

- What the heck is the chainsaw challenge?

- 電鋸挑戰賽是什麼鬼？

- Seriously? You've never heard of the

- 真的假的？你從來沒有聽說過

chainsaw challenge?

電鋸挑戰？

- No. Also, how is this even Shocktober themed?

- 沒有 No. 還有 這怎麼會是Shocktober主題呢?還有，這怎麼會是震旦節的主題？

- Hmm, maybe it'll jog your memory

- 嗯，也許能喚起你的記憶。

if I roll the title again

如果我再滾一遍標題

- Please don't, I'm telling you,

- 請不要，我告訴你。

I just haven't heard of it. Ever.

我只是沒有聽說過它。從來沒有。

- Well we spent a bunch of money on the title

- 我們花了一大筆錢在標題上。

so I'm going to go ahead and play it again

所以我要繼續玩下去，再來一次

(laughing)

（笑）

(yelling)

（大喊）

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)

[Man] The chainsaw challenge. Oh yeah.

[男人]電鋸挑戰。哦，是的。

- Here's how it works, fruit lovers

- 愛吃水果的朋友們，下面就來介紹一下吧。

Pear and I will open a series of doors

梨子和我將打開一連串的門

some doors will have chainsaws behind them

有的門後會有電鋸子

other doors will not, and that's the chainsaw challenge

其他門不會，這就是電鋸的挑戰。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Uh, that's it? It's just us opening doors?

- 呃，就這樣？只是我們開門？

Dude, this sounds like the dumbest challenge

夥計，這聽起來是最愚蠢的挑戰。

we've ever done.

我們曾經做過的。

- Pear, you've gotta let me get through

- 梨子，你一定要讓我過去。

all the rules.

所有的規則。

The episode hinges on it

劇情的關鍵在於

(laughing)

（笑）

- Har har but I don't have time for this

- 哈哈，但我沒有時間去做這件事

Let's just do it already, I wanna

讓我們只是做了，我想。

go back to making my Halloween costume

回去做我的萬聖節服裝

- Oh whatcha going as? Somebody with

- 哦，你要做什麼？有人與

a good attitude I hope?

我希望能有一個好的態度？

(laughing)

（笑）

(frusterated growling)

（沮喪的咆哮）

- Okay, round one, I'll go first

- 好，第一輪，我先來

- Well, is it a chainsaw?

- 那麼，它是電鋸嗎？

(mysterious music)

(神祕音樂)

- Nah, it's just a dumb old pile of money

- 不，這只是一堆愚蠢的老錢。

- Whoa, you didn't mention there would

- 哇，你沒有提到會有

be good things behind the door too.

門後也是好東西。

- Hopefully there's enough money here to buy a chainsaw

- 希望這裡的錢夠買一把電鋸。

I really, really wanted a chainsaw

我真的，真的想要一把電鋸

- I'll tell you what, if there's a chainsaw

- 我告訴你吧，如果有電鋸的話

behind my door we, can trade.

在我的門後，我們，可以交易。

- Is there a chainsaw?

- 有電鋸嗎？

- Uh, I don't think so. It's just pitch black

- 呃，我不這麼認為。只是一片漆黑

and

和

(scared yelling)

（嚇得大叫）

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(clanging)

（叮噹）

(door slamming)

(猛然間)

(yelling)

（大喊）

- So, was it a chainsaw?

- 那麼，是電鋸嗎？

- Clearly, it was a chainsaw dude

- 顯然，這是一個電鋸的傢伙

also, you didn't mention the chainsaw would be on

還有，你沒有提到電鋸會在身上。

and you definitely didn't mention that Leatherface

而且你絕對沒有提到皮臉的事

would be trying to kill me with it

會想用它來殺我

- Well you didn't let me finish the rules, remember?

- 你沒讓我完成規則，記得嗎？

(frusterated grunt)

（沮喪的咕嚕聲）

- Okay, I guess you're right

- 好吧，我想你是對的

- Don't worry, something tells me

- 別擔心，我有預感

you'll have better luck in round two.

你會有更好的運氣在第二輪。

What do you say?

你說什麼？

- Okay, fine. But there better be

- 好吧，好吧。但最好有

a pile of money behind the next door I open

我打開隔壁的門，裡面有一堆錢

(chains clicking)

（鏈點擊）

- Okay, round two here we go

- 好了，第二輪我們開始了

(laughing)

（笑）

(door opening)

(按開口)

(yelling)

（大喊）

- Is it a chainsaw?

- 是電鋸嗎？

- Oh, sorry no that was a shout

- 哦，對不起，不，那是一種呼喊

of excitement and joy there's a masseuse

興奮和喜悅的有一個按摩師。

hiding behind my door

掩門

- Hello, congratulations. You've won a massage.

- 你好，恭喜你你贏得了一個按摩。

- Boohoo, looks like I chose correctly back to back

- Boohoo，看來我選擇正確的背靠背了

(laughing)

（笑）

(frusterated grunt)

（沮喪的咕嚕聲）

- Okay, I'm going to open my door now

- 好了，我現在要去開門了。

but before I do I need to know that Leatherface

但在這之前，我需要知道皮臉的事

isn't behind it.

是不是背後。

- No sweat, hey Leatherface come out here

- 別擔心，嘿，皮臉，你出來吧。

- Hey guys, oh wow, you're getting a massage

- 嘿，夥計們，哦，哇，你得到一個按摩。

be sure to ask for the lavender oil

一定要買薰衣草油。

it's a delight.

這是一個喜悅。

- Okay, here goes nothing.

- 好吧，這裡什麼都沒有。

- Well, is it a pile of money

- 那麼，這是不是一疊錢呢？

- No, it's just more darkness, wait,

- 不，這只是更多的黑暗，等待。

I think I hear something

我想我聽到了什麼

(faint chainsaw buzzing)

（微弱的電鋸嗡嗡聲）。

(yelling)

（大喊）

(door slamming)

(猛然間)

- What's the matter pear? You sound like

- 怎麼了，梨子？你的口氣像

you're at the end of your rope

窮途末路

(laughing)

（笑）

- Good one Leatherface

- 好樣的 皮臉

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)

(yelling)

（大喊）

- That is it. I am so done with this episode

- 就是這樣。我受夠了這一集

- Aww Pear, don't go, we were just getting

- 梨子，別走，我們才剛開始呢

revved up

加速

(laughing)

（笑）

- You're the king Orange

- 你是橙子王

- Yeah, hilarious. Well, see you guys later, I'm off to

- 是啊，熱鬧。好了，看到你們以後，我去了。

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(yelling)

（大喊）

- Maybe it wasn't the best idea leaving through a door

- 也許從門外離開不是個好主意。

(chains clinking)

（鏈子叮噹）

- What are you talking about? The only

- 你在說什麼？唯一的

way to leave is through a door

走門路

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(yelling)

（大喊）

(door slams)

(以重擊方式)

(chainsaw crashes)

(電鋸碰撞)

(yelling)

（大喊）

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(door opens)

(通過開口)

(yelling)

（大喊）

- Uh oh

- 啊哦

- Oh, hi.

- 哦，你好。

- Congratulations you've won a massage

- 恭喜你，你贏得了一個按摩

- Okay

- 好吧，我知道了

(bouncing)

(彈跳)

- Maybe this challenge isn't so bad after all

- 也許這個挑戰並不那麼糟糕

- Of course not. Now let me just get the

- 當然不是現在讓我把

lavender oil out of my

薰衣草油出我的

(chainsaw buzzing)

（電鋸嗡嗡聲）

(yelling)

（大喊）

(intense music)

(激烈的音樂)