special secret assignment?

[mumbling]

The two of you are to paint the inside of my house.

Yay!

But let me give you two a warning.

If I see even one drop on anything but wall,

I'll have your rear ends cut off!

And mounted over me fireplace!

So have fun with the job.

Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on.

Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.

[music playing]

Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob!

Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob!

Careful, SpongeBob!

Patrick, the lid is already off

Now it's my turn.

I'm thinking I should do this one, too, Patrick!

Okay, Patrick, let's get our brushes ready.

Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush.

Alright, Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall.

[suspenseful music playing]

Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!

Oh, I know.

Two paint bubbles.

[screaming]

We did it!

We painted the whole house

and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the--

Flappin' Flotsam! What's that?!

That's not just a dollar.

It's Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession!

And we got paint on it!

Okay, this isn't a problem.

Maybe I can just wipe it off.

This is not good, Patrick! This is not good!

Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon,

and when he sees what we did to his first dollar…

[music playing]

[screaming]

Wait, SpongeBob,

all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!

- But Mr. Krabs said... - Forget what Mr. Krabs said!

Every paint comes off with something!

[screaming]

Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen!

We have technology.

It didn't work.

This is all Mr. Krabs' fault!

If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place...!

I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar.

Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall,

no one would even know the difference!

You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar,

- and put it on the wall! And it would... - Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.

I don't see where you're going with this... A dollar!

Our butts are saved, Patrick!

Now all we have to... Patrick, no!

[crying]

Want a bite?

Okay. Okay. We still got time.

[singing]

What the…?

Hi, Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

Oh you know, just hanging around.

Boo!

Get down onto the floor, boy.

No, No, Mr Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!

Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!

-We're so sorry. - We're sorry, Mr. Krabs.

There we go. Good as new.

But, but, but...

Yeah, I like. This paint actually comes off with saliva.

Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.

You told us the paint was permanent

so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!

No, I just like to mess with you.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.