with something long overdue.

That's right.

I'm doing a draw my life.

(rejoicing)

Now kick back and enjoy.

Because this orange's life is pretty juicy.

(laughing)

Growing up, my family's orange tree

was right next to as passion fruit tree.

I was born in the very same spring as passion.

And our parents were really great friends.

So definitely passion and I did everything together.

We were on the same football team,

We were in the same class at school,

wherever orange was, there was passion.

wherever passion was, there was orange.

Okay, I'd like to pause for a moment to clarify something.

I am not in love with passion.

And that never happened okay, I'm not.

Just because we had like

an impossible amount of fun together

growing up in an orchard together,

does not mean we love each other, Okay, good.

Glad that we cleared that up.

Anyway, so one day when I was still just

a little cutie orange,

I figured out what I wanted to be when I grow up.

A TV star, So I have to plan.

I break the world record for non stop kazoo playing,

then they'll have to put me on TV.

I was already seen for good at playing the kazoo non stop,

but I knew I had to practice about getting on TV.

So that's exactly what I did.

I practiced, I practiced and practiced and practiced,

day and night, night and day.

Soon, I was getting so good at kazooing,

that everyone in the orchard would scream encouragement,

until they're blue in the face.

especially when I practiced kazooing late at night.

That's when they yelled encouragement

at the top of their lives.

Probably because they could see how hard I was practicing.

I could never hear exactly

what words they were screaming at me,

since the kazoo was so loud,

and all because I didn't have any ears,

but I knew one thing for sure,

heir words were definitely hard felt.

But, I couldn't help but notice that,

no one ever screamed encouragement at passion,

and she totally deserves it.

She was always getting really good grades at school,

She was always scoring punch downs at the football games,

and she never heard people screaming in her face.

I felt kind of bad.

Because she was really talented and great,

nobody ever seemed to scream congratulations

at her late at night.

That's when I decided, someday when I made it on TV,

I'd invite passion to be on TV with me.

I couldn't wait to tell her my plan,

but I never got a chance to.

But one day when I was telling super hilarious jokes

to everyone else in the train,

I got the blues that fell off the branch.

Can you believe it?

I guess everyone was laughing so hard at the brunch show,

and I was the unlucky one who fell off.

It was kind of a bomber that I got knocked off the tree

and lost my kazoo,

But looking back, it was a blessing.

It was time for me to branch out.

( laughing)

Anyway, I fell to the ground and I started rolling.

So, I couldn't stop.

I rolled straight out of the orchard,

down a hill, through somebody's bedroom,

and I have a super sweet job.

While I was metres at the pinnacle of my job,

I looked down in the world below,

and I could see the ocean way up to the estates.

But I could also see the rest of the world,

laid out below me.

It was so big.

There were so many people in places

and things and in that moment,

I realized all of those people and places

and things didn't hold still above them.

I was leaving my kazoo and orchard behind.

But I was gonna be Jeff Bine.

Anyway, I was up in the air for quite some time.

It was a really big jump you guys.

Met an airplane while I was up there.

Had to fight up a couple of birds,

now even started to miss passing a little bit.

Not because I'm in love with her.

Just because I'd never been this far away from her,

for this long before.

Get out, eventually I came back down to earth,

and landed in a kitchen you just might recognize.

I made a whole bunch of new friends,

who think I'm super buddy,

and not annoying in any way.

You want to know it,

passion arrived one day in a grocery bag.

I was so happy.

Not because I'm in love with her,

but because I got a TV show

and passion got to be on it with me.

Now the whole world knows how great she is,

how great my friends are,

and how funny I am.

And guess what? Chicken Fried,

(laughing)

Now, just kidding.

With the money I made from the TV show,

I was able to buy a new kazoo.

Can you believe it?

Now, if you have 147 hours to spare,

I will finally accept to break the world record

for non stop kazooing.

(erasing)

hey, what are you doing?

You erased my kazoo.

Now you are arsing me.

(screaming)

wait , no!

( laughing)

so I can take off.

(rejoicing)

(upbeat music)