- Nervous.

- Oh, just get drunk.

Nope, you're 16.

Nevermind that I said, I take it back.

- I found some tips on the internet.

- Woah, okay.

Let's see.

Let your hand linger when you touch his arm.

Laugh at his jokes.

Put your face close to his whenever possible.

Smile a lot.

Mirror his body movements.

Draw attention to your lips.

And finally when in doubt remember

the closer you two get the better.

What the?

- These are the top rated pieces of advice

on how to make a move.

- From what website?

- deezmoves.gov

- Oh, legit.

- I know.

- No, I'm being sarcastic.

That's terrible advice, just be yourself.

- Ashley, I can't be myself.

I strive within boundaries, I need walls, I need rules.

- Okay, just let him make the first move.

- And perpetuate gender stereotypes?

No thanks.

- Okay, before you get on your high horse,

just remember not all of us grew up with

cool role models like Katniss.

Some of us were just told to dance around in the forest

and wait until a prince came and ruined all our fun.

- You good?

- Yes, I'm just very mad at Hollywood.

- Okay, well I've deez moves all day

and trust me if you want something to happen,

deez are the moves.

- Okay, I want to make something happen.

- So take it from me

and the infinite wisdom of the internet.

Don't be yourself on the first date.

- I won't, show me those tips again.

- Okay, here.

- Yeah.

- Wait, no, what are you wearing?

- Oh, it's mesh.

- Who wears mesh?

- Rhianna.

- You're not Rhianna.

(gasping)

(upbeat music)

(French music)

- I'm so excited for this.

I've been wanting to take this class forever.

- Right, so fun.

- So fun.

- I like your shoes.

- Oh, thanks.

- Shiny.

- Hey full disclosure,

I'm a professional artist.

- What?

- I'm a professional artist.

- Oh.

Copy, I mean I didn't ask you or whatever,

but good for you.

- Yeah, I just wanted to let you know now

so you don't get discouraged when you see how

beautiful my painting is.

- How generous.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I hate this guy.

- What was that?

- I don't know.

I'm just gonna drink my wine.

- Welcome, everyone

to paint between the wines.

So, who here has taken an art class before?

- Oh, yeah.

- [Instructor] Great.

- Mm-hmm.

- Well class has begun, so paint away.

I'll be around to help those that need it.

- I don't need any help.

- [Instructor] Alright.

- I don't need help either.

- [Instructor] Okey dokey.

- I didn't know you took an art class before.

- Oh, I didn't.

But I hate that guy.

- We should drink our wine

because you can't waste all you can drink wine.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- You really chugged that whole thing.

- [Ashley] Laugh at his jokes.

(laughing)

- I'm really laughing at your jokes.

(laughing)

(French music)

- You know, they say you can learn a lot

about how someone is between the sheets

by how they are on canvas.

Avery, can you hear me?

Avery.

- Ah, that's my brush.

- Is it?

Does it have your name on it?

- Yes, it does.

- Okay, but you just did that.

It's not engraved or anything.

- Oh, honey.

- What?

What?

Say it.

- You have blue on your face.

- Do I?

Do I?

Do I have something on my face?

- Ashley.

Okay, I need you to walk me through how this happened.

- What?

- Oh my god, get a room.

- Joel!

- It's cooked under a wine sauce,

paired with morel mushrooms.

It has a lovely, nutty aftertaste.

- Um, what's the French word for chicken fingers?

(speaking foreign language)

- Okay, these are dank.

These are amazing.

- Yeah, they're pretty good.

- No, these are great.

(beat boxing)

(speaking foreign language)

Wait.

- First of all, I don't even know where to start.

Grey's not a color.

You shouldn't have even used it.

You have lines and dots,

pick one.

You can't do both.

- Joel's a hack.

This sucks.

- Oh.

Uh, run.

- You did great.

- Yeah.

- Who's professional now, Joel?

- Avery.

- Okay, so me and my friend, Rudy,

we decided to go to the park.

Because there's like some camping sites.

- [Ashley] Mirror his body movements.

- There was a bear like this tall.

I swear.

What are you doing?

- Um, I thought I saw my friend, Carl.

Nope, not Carl.

Honk.

(laughing)

- You honked his nose?

Out of all the things you could've done,

that's what you did.

- I know, the sound is still ringing in my ears.

Honk.

It's with me still.

- Okay, okay, it couldn't have been that bad.

- Avery, you weren't there.

- It sounds pretty bad.

You know, but at least you didn't get paint

all over your face from some weirdo's paintbrush.

- Yeah, that was insane.

(laughing)

- His name was Joel too.

Can you imagine two year old, artsy, d-bag Joel?

- The worst.

(laughing)

- [Ashley] You'll get over it.

It'll be fine.

- Hey.

- Oh, hey.

- Um, you forgot your wallet in my bike basket.

- Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, sure.

- Um, I'll walk you to the gate?

- Uh, yeah.

- Thanks for bringing my wallet.

- Of course, you're welcome.

So I uh.

(bright music)

- See ya.

- Bye.

- Deez moves, baby.

(laughing)

- Damn.

- Who is that?

And all thanks to the government.

Who knew the DM in DMV stood for deez moves?

Capital V in moves.

- What?

- Oh, nothing.

- Okay.

Well I should probably head home.

- Yeah, long commute.

- Crazy commute.

- Hopefully there's no traffic going that way.

- Right and the 101.

- I'll get in the express lane.

- Traffic's the worst.

- This was fun.

- Really fun.

I had a great time.

Honk.

(laughing)

- Nice, I get it.

Cause Izzy.

(bright music)

- Good night.

- Good bye, gay.

Where's my door?

- Deez moves?

- Deez moves.

Deez moves, baby.

- Oh god.

- You love it.

- La, la, la, la, la, la, la

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