[M]: Picnic time in the park!!

[M]:公園裡的野餐時間！

[S]: When we first came to Japan we didn't know how amazing the bakeries would be here

[S]:當我們第一次來日本的時候，我們不知道這裡的麵包店會有多麼驚人的表現

[S]: I remember our first memory [M]: Oh right.

[S]:我記得我們的第一個記憶[M]：[M]: Oh right.

[S]: Of when we were in Ikebukuro many years ago

[S]:很多年前我們在池袋的時候...

And we had that bakery right beside us

而我們旁邊就有一家麵包店。

We had no idea what to expect because we didn't have great experiences of bakeries in Asia.

我們不知道會發生什麼，因為我們在亞洲沒有很好的麵包店經驗。

And we were just overwhelmed by how delicious it was.

而我們只是被它的美味所征服。

And I realized so we didn't actually show the amazing things you can find in a bakery

我意識到，所以我們實際上並沒有展示你能在麵包店裡找到的神奇的東西。

We just picked up some stuff at our favorite like local bakery, basic things

我們只是在我們最喜歡的地方買了一些東西，比如當地的麵包店，基本的東西。

Everything was between a dollar to like $2.50

所有的東西都在一元到兩元五角之間。

It's nothing that's like ~fancy food~

沒有什麼比得上~美食~的了。

[M]: Curry bread? So popular. [S]: Oh my gosh. [M]: Everywhere you go. It was actually one of the first snacks

[M]:咖喱麵包？這麼受歡迎。[S]:哦，我的天哪。[M]:無論你走到哪裡。它實際上是一個 第一個小吃

We ever had in Japan when we moved here, I know

我們在日本搬來的時候，我就知道了

[S]: I just, my stomach is - I know we got to get B shots but - ohh look at this

[S]:我只是，我的胃是 - 我知道我們得到了B鏡頭，但 - 哦，看看這個。

Can you smell that sweet butter glaze on - Don't smack it at me girl!

你能聞到那甜美的黃油味嗎 別打我，姑娘！

Smell that What do you smell

聞聞看 你聞到什麼了

I smell happiness and oil and savory.

我聞到了幸福的味道，油然而生的鹹味。

[M]: Okay, let's break it in half slowly. [S]: Let's show you what's inside.

[M]:好吧，讓我們打破它的一半慢慢。[S]:讓我們來告訴你裡面有什麼。

[S]: Let's show you what's inside.

[S]:讓我們給你看看裡面的東西。

[S]: Here you go girl. [M]: Did I get like the really good version

[S]： 在這裡，你去女孩。[M]:難道我得到像真正的好版本

[S]: I don't know

[S]:[S]： 我不知道。

[S]: I gave you the better part because I love you the most.

[S]:我給你更好的部分 因為我最愛你。

[M]: I see how this is.

[M]:我知道這是怎麼回事了。

There are all different flavors that we have

有各種不同的口味，我們有

All over Japan and you know we got cheese ones and chicken ones and vegetable ones.

日本各地，你知道我們有奶酪的，雞肉的，蔬菜的。

This is just a default curry bun

這只是一個默認的咖喱包

[S]: Oh my gosh [M]: I'm actually salivating, are you?

[S]:哦，我的天哪[M]：我其實垂涎欲滴，你呢？

Here we go

我們走吧

[M]: Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Mmm. This one tastes like Coco curry stuffed inside of a bun

嗯，這個味道就像可可咖喱塞進包子裡。這個味道就像可可咖喱塞進包子裡一樣。

The thing about Japanese curry is it's savory,

日本咖喱的特點就是鹹。

[S]: Yeah [M]:but it's also quite sweet.

[S]:是啊[M]:但它也相當甜蜜。

[S]: Yeah. [M]: It has a lot of nutmeg and cinnamon

[S]:[S]: Yeah.[M]:它有很多肉豆蔻和肉桂。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

The contrast in texture

質地的對比

Look how fluffy that bread is to the creamy sweet meatiness of Japanese curry

看那鬆軟的麵包與日本咖喱的奶油甜肉相映成趣。

This is one of my favorite snacks I have in Japan

這是我在日本最喜歡吃的小吃之一。

So this one is a beef curry bun

所以這個是咖喱牛肉包啊

And they don't usually do like this chunky of a beef one. Oh my I've got carrots in mine. Oh my gosh

而且他們通常不會像這樣做牛肉塊的。哦，我的，我已經得到了胡蘿蔔在我的。哦，我的天哪

It's like a meal on the go

就像在路上吃飯一樣

Look, I even have a caramelized onion

你看，我連焦糖洋蔥都有。

I think it's the stewed carrots and caramelized onions

我想是燉胡蘿蔔和焦糖洋蔥的緣故吧

that give it the sweetness as well

甘之如飴

Right, because onions and carrots in Japan are quite sweet

是啊，因為日本的洋蔥和胡蘿蔔都很甜啊

The breakfast of champions had well after lunch almost into dinner

冠軍的早餐在午飯後幾乎吃到了晚飯。

[M]: The dinner of breakfast and lunch of champions!!! [S]: The dinner of breakfast

[M]:冠軍的早餐和午餐的晚餐！！[S]:早餐的晚餐

Do not be afraid

不要害怕

Of curry buns when you come to Japan

來日本的時候，咖喱包子的味道。

You'll be sorely missing out if you don't try this

如果你不試試這個，你就會很遺憾地錯過了

But be afraid of the giant crows with their giant muscle arms

但要怕那些有巨大肌肉臂膀的巨型烏鴉。

that are slowly surrounding us

圍繞著我們的

Come at me crow!

來吧，烏鴉！

[M]: Simon gets beat up. [S]: I would.

[M]:西蒙被毆打。[S]:[S]: I would.

Those - those crows are jacked up.

那些--那些烏鴉被抬高了。

I also loved the little crusty crunch they have on top

我也很喜歡它們上面的小脆皮

because you have the creaminess of the inside, the fluffiness of the bread and then it's almost like a tempura crunch on top

因為你有裡面的奶油味，麵包的鬆軟感，然後它幾乎就像一個天婦羅的脆皮在上面

[M]: Exactly what I was gonna say

[M]:正是我想說的

If you're visiting and you're on a budget just have curry buns

如果你是來旅遊的，而且你的預算有限，就吃咖喱包子吧。

[S]: Over and over again

[S]:一遍又一遍

Breakfast, lunch, dinner

早餐、午餐、晚餐

Just like curry bun! curry bun! curry bun!

就像咖喱包子！咖喱包子！咖喱包子！咖喱包子。

[M]: I think that's it for the video. [S]: That's it. [M]: Bye everyone, I'm full, see ya.

[M]:我想這是它的視頻。[S]:這是它。[M]:再見大家，我滿了，再見。

Yeah

是的，是的

NAhh, I have many more exciting pastries to try.

NAhh，我還有很多更刺激的糕點要嘗試。

Okay, what's next on the list

好吧，下一個名單是什麼

First up some milk because I'm thirsty

首先是牛奶，因為我渴了

Oh, are you gonna be an adult and are you gonna be able to open it by yourself?

哦，你要成為一個成年人了，你能自己打開嗎？

Is it childproof?

它是防兒童的嗎？

[S}: Look at that big doggy

[S}:看那隻大狗

[M]: It's a big doggy

[M]:這是一個大狗仔

[S]: I really hope we can get a doggy in this video

[S]:我真的希望我們能得到一個狗在這個視頻中的

[M]: It's fine

[M]:[M]: It's fine

[Martina grunts]

[瑪蒂娜哼哼]

I opened it, like an adult.

我打開它，像個成年人一樣。

Now what are you gonna drink there like an adult?

現在你要像個成年人一樣在那裡喝什麼？

Could you get me a straw?

你能給我一根吸管嗎？

I want to let you know, Martina, my sweet ducky

我想讓你知道，瑪蒂娜，我親愛的小鴨子。

Even though we've been married for 10 years

雖然我們已經結婚10年了。

I still find you so endearing

我還是覺得你很可愛

And you melt my heart with your cuteness all the time

你的可愛讓我的心都被你融化了。

Not many people fumble with the carton as you do

沒有多少人像你這樣摸索紙盒的。

Or, do you all fumble with your milk cartons?

還是說，你們的牛奶盒都是亂放的？

I'm not sure

我不確定

And if you, don't show Simon because he might think you're adorable

如果你，不要讓西蒙看到，因為他可能會認為你很可愛。

AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU.

然後我就得殺了你。

Okay now this next one is definitely the memory that I have from Ikebukuro

好了，接下來這個絕對是我在池袋的記憶了。

Oh yes

哦，是的

So we were living in Korea, still

所以我們在韓國生活，還是

And we were just visiting Japan. The first thing we had was a quiche

而我們只是去日本旅遊。我們首先吃的是乳蛋餅

and we were really worried that it was gonna be like super gross

我們真的很擔心，這是要去 像超級嚴重的

and filled with like surprise objects like sweet potato and corn

並充滿了像紅薯和玉米這樣的驚喜對象。

And we would be like this isn't savory at all!

我們就會覺得這一點都不好吃!

Turns out Japan really likes quiche culture

原來日本真的很喜歡蛋餅文化

I was never into quiches in Korea, never into quiches in Canada,

我在韓國從不喜歡吃蛋餅，在加拿大從不喜歡吃蛋餅。

But the way that Japan does quiches

但日本的蛋餅做法

It's so magnificent

好壯觀啊

I think what's different is that Japan is very heavily influenced by France

我覺得不同的是，日本受法國的影響非常大

and Europe

和歐洲

So a lot of the food here is buttery and flaky and soft

所以這裡的很多食物都是黃油，軟綿綿的。

Because it's more of a European influence

因為它更多的是受歐洲的影響

Let's just stop this conversation

我們不要再談這個話題了

Too many things are happening

發生了太多的事情

Okay, let's break this open and show you what's inside

好吧，讓我們把這個打開，讓你看看裡面有什麼。

OHhhh Lordy

OHhhh主

This is a three type of mushroom plus bacon quiche

這是三款蘑菇加培根乳蛋餅。

The word bacon in Japan is used quite differently than I'm used to

在日本，培根這個詞的用法和我的習慣完全不同。

Bacon is

培根是

This is rEAlly thick

這個很厚

That's a thick slab of meat

那是一塊厚厚的肉

That's a big boy bacon, and that's the only thing on top the rest of it is filled with onions

這是一個大男孩的培根，這是唯一的東西在上面 其餘的都是洋蔥。

I can see already onions

我已經看到洋蔥了

But just look at how moist that egg is [M]: Chantilly mushrooms. I know

但你看那雞蛋多滋潤[M]。Chantilly蘑菇。我知道，我知道

It's not like a really hard, tough egg.

它不像一個真正堅硬的，堅韌的雞蛋。

MoiST EgG

MoiST EgG

You feel the pastry do you feel how not dry this is?

你感覺到了糕點你感覺到了這是多麼的不乾脆嗎？

You can see the flakes of the pastry on the outside

你可以看到外面的麵餅的片狀物

This is much better when you warm it up

熱一下就會好很多

but because we are sitting in a park,

但因為我們是坐在公園裡，

the best I can do is this

我只能這樣做

[M]: It's warm. [S]: Okay here we go, let's do this

[M]:它的溫暖。[S]:好了，在這裡，我們走了，讓我們做到這一點。

[M]: Oh man. [S]: Oh my god.

[M]:[M]: Oh man.[S]:[S]： 哦，我的上帝。

The mushrooms really steal the show here

這裡的蘑菇很搶眼

Wow those are so juicy!

哇，這些都是多汁的！

[M]: This is like an 80% mushroom quiche

[M]:這就像一個80％的蘑菇乳蛋餅。

It's a very juicy mushroomy mushroom

這是一種非常多汁的蘑菇。

I think there's like button mushrooms in here

我覺得這裡有像鈕釦蘑菇在這裡。

The chantilly mushrooms, and then another one from the looks of it

的香菇，然後從外觀上看又是一個。

It's just a mouthful of mushrooms,

就是一嘴的蘑菇。

and there's actually no bacon on the inside.

而且裡面居然沒有培根。

[S]: No [M]: The bacon is solely on the top part, like wow

[S]:沒有[M]:培根是唯一的 在頂部的部分，像哇。

[S]: We're kind of false advertising by calling it a bacon quiche,

[S]:我們稱它為培根蛋餅是一種虛假廣告。

but I just had that piece of bacon. It's not crispy, but it's so

但我剛剛吃了那塊培根。它不脆，但它是如此的

smoked, and salty

鹹鹹

[M]: Where's - where's my bacon?

[M]:我的培根在哪裡？

[S]: You didn't have your piece of bacon in there?

[S]:你沒有把你的一塊培根放在那裡？

[M]: Where's my bacon?

[M]:哪裡是我的培根？

[S]: Did you drop your bacon girl? [M]: No, I

[S]:你掉你的培根女孩？[M]:[M]： 不，我

[S]: Where did your bacon go?

[S]:你的培根去哪了？

[M]: Did you eat my bacon?

[M]:你吃了我的培根嗎？

[S]: No, there are two slices of bacon

[S]:不，有兩片培根。

[M]: Did you eat my bacon?

[M]:你吃了我的培根嗎？

[S]: I might have had your bacon

[S]:我可能有你的培根

[M]: *gasp* You ate my bacon???

[M]:*你吃了我的培根？

You just reached over and took my bacon?

你剛剛伸手拿了我的培根？

[S]: No we split it in half!

[S]:不，我們把它一分為二！

We're gonna need to like rewind the footage to figure out what just happened

我們需要倒帶錄像來弄清楚剛才發生了什麼事。

No, what just happened??

不，剛才發生了什麼？

No, I had a piece of bacon on top of mine

不，我在上面放了一塊培根。

I took it off to show everybody

我把它脫下來給大家看

[S]: Didn't you eat it after you showed it?

[S]:你不是給人看了之後才吃的嗎？

[S]: Did you put it back on it? [M]: No, I think I put it down

[S]:你把它放回它嗎？[M]:不，我想我把它放下

and I think you just picked it up and ate it

我想你只是把它撿起來吃了。

[S]: NO I did NOT, I did not, I did not eat your bacon

[S]:不，我沒有，我沒有，我沒有吃你的培根。

[M]: Quietly, people think we're fighting

[M]:悄悄地，人們認為我們在戰鬥

[M]: You ate my bacon x2

[M]:你吃了我的培根x2

[S]: I love you babe, I love you

[S]:我愛你，寶貝，我愛你

[~love is the momennnnt~]

[愛是當下]

You're a bacon thief!

你是個偷培根的賊！

Where'd you put your bacon?

你把你的培根放哪了？

No, I think you ate my bacon

不，我想你吃了我的培根。

There's no conclusive evidence here

這裡沒有確鑿的證據

The jury is still out.

陪審團還沒有出來。

If only there was video evidence of Simon eating two pieces of bacon

如果有西蒙吃兩塊培根的視頻證據就好了。

Beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt

無合理懷疑的陰影

There's no way you can say for sure for sure

你不可能說得很清楚的

Oh man

哦，夥計

Oh my God

我的天啊

Viewers, remember this

各位觀眾，請記住

Vengeance will be mine

我一定會報仇的

Oh, yes, I will get my revenge on her

哦，是的，我會報復她的。

Point is, that was a bombastic quiche

重點是，那是一個轟轟烈烈的乳蛋餅。

Can you tell me about how delicious the quiche was, go

你能告訴我乳蛋餅有多好吃嗎？

Simon ate my bacon

西蒙吃了我的培根

I'd like to report lost bacon.

我想報告丟失的培根。

It's about this big and quite thick.

大概有這麼大，挺厚實的。

Did you drop it down your shirt into your bountiful bosoms?

你是不是把它順著你的衣服掉到你豐滿的胸脯裡去了？

I'll check

我去看看

Let me check for you.

我幫你檢查一下

Don't worry. I'm the Baconboob inspector

別擔心，我是貝肯鮑伯的檢查員我是Baconboob檢查員

No, we need the revenue from YouTube!

不，我們需要YouTube的收入！

This is a safe, happy video!

這是個安全、快樂的視頻!

We can sing a nursery rhyme.

我們可以唱一首童謠。

*sings songs* ~be yourself~

*做你自己*

*sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*

* 唱歌一閃一閃的小星星

[S]: Advertisers dont be scared~

[S]:廣告商不要害怕

[M]: Please stay with us nothing happened here

[M]:請與我們呆在一起 這裡什麼都沒有發生

[S]; We're a wholesome married couple

[S]; 我們是一對健康的夫妻。

What do you think is in this one?

你覺得這個裡面有什麼？

It smells savory-er

聞起來很香

Remember what it said?

還記得它說了什麼嗎？

But that's sugar on top isn't it?

但這是糖在上面不是嗎？

That's sugar on top

那是糖在上面

No. I think this is sweet um

不，我認為這是甜蜜的嗯

I don't know what it was

我不知道那是什麼

Oh, it could be something with pumpkin or cream or

哦，它可能是什麼 與南瓜或奶油或。

I have no idea [S]: No idea

我不知道[S]:不知道

[M]: Let's just try it out [S]: All right

[M]:讓我們只是嘗試一下[S]。[S]: All right

So this to me

所以這對我來說

looks like a sweet cheese-filled thing. [M]: Hello?

看起來像一個甜蜜的奶酪填充的東西。[M]：

Is that cheese in there?

那是奶酪嗎？

I don't know what this is.

我不知道這是什麼。

[S]: This just looks, I don't even think there's anything here.

[S]:這只是看起來，我甚至不認為有什麼在這裡。

[M]: Let's stop investigating and let's take a bite

[M]:讓我們停止調查，讓我們吃一口。

Wow, the outside is super

哇，外邊的東西超級多

buttery and yummy like a pretzel meets croissant

奶油和美味就像椒鹽捲餅與牛角包的結合體

Oh my god, this is amazing.

哦，我的上帝，這是驚人的。

Is this filled with butter?

這裡面有黃油嗎？

I think this is just a butter roll

我想這只是一個奶油卷

See, Martina and I have different opinions on this

你看，瑪蒂娜和我在這個問題上有不同的意見。

she loves croissants

增長她的愛

I don't really like the outside of croissants.

我不太喜歡羊角麵包的外面。

I like the inside though.

不過我喜歡裡面的東西。

This is filled with a piece of butter

這裡面有一塊黃油

I thought this was cheese on the inside, but it's actually just - [S]: Just butter

我以為裡面是奶酪，但實際上只是--[S]。只是黃油

[M]: They're like what should we put inside this bun?

[M]:他們很喜歡什麼 我們應該把這個包子裡面？

And someone's like

而有人的喜歡

I don't know... butter?

我不知道... 黃油？

This is not a croissant as well, by the way

對了，這也不是牛角包吧？

How dare you, fine sir

你怎麼敢，好先生

It's like a croissant roll

就像牛角麵包卷

But the bread tastes more like

但麵包的味道更像

Like savory baguette bread

像鹹味法棍麵包

I mean I'd like to finish this, but we have more to go

我的意思是我想完成這個任務，但我們還有更多的工作要做

So I'm just gonna roll mine up and keep it.

所以我就把我的捲起來，留著它。

I think it's time for us to do a dedicated sweet dessert.

我想我們是時候做一個專門的甜品了。

Oh man I just got the nub filled with all the butter!

哦，天啊，我剛剛把所有的黃油都灌進了小弟弟裡!

You missed out

你錯過了

Did I?

我有嗎？

That end nub?

那頭的小弟弟？

Was just like

就像

A tablespoon of salted butter,

一湯匙鹽漬黃油。

lovingly placed inside the tube

愛心地放在管內

where it gathered with a delicious crunch

在那裡，它聚集了美味的嘎吱聲

[M]: You missed out [S]: I did

[M]:你錯過了[S]。我錯過了

For our next one we have

下一個我們有

CASUTADO, or custard

吉士多

and there's a little description here just in case you didn't know

這裡有一個小的描述，只是為了防止你不知道。

"This taste warms the cockles of the heart."

"這種味道能溫暖人心。"