Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [Tiny Hand] Friend? Don't cry. Do you think that people could love a tiny hand? A small little hand? - I don't know, I don't know. - [Tiny Hand] Oh, you've got skins. - Do they love you where you came from? - [Tiny Hand] They love me, everybody loves me. - Is that right? Is that right? - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, hold on. I see a man with the largest hands I've ever seen. Hello friend! - Hi - [Tiny Hand] Oh, what's your name? - Hi, I'm Terry. - [Tiny Hand] Terry... Is your real name Terrance? - It's Terry Crews. - [Tiny Hand] Why you cry? - I'm not crying. - [Tiny Hand] Don't cry... I see sadness in your eyes, friend. Show me your hand! Show it to me. (gasps) - I know. - [Tiny Hand] Oh my jackpot of all hands. I'm sorry I shake sir, it's just such an honor to meet such a large hand. - Oh yeah? What's your name? - [Tiny Hand] Oh, my name's Tiny Hand. 'Cause I just have the one. - Yeah. - [Tiny Hand] It's self explanatory. My mother was not creative. - Oh, that tickles. - [Tiny Hand] Wow, oh you like it? - Yeah, no... - [Tiny Hand] Do you eat protein for this hand? - Yeah, I got all the little blisters from all the weight lifting. And all that stuff - [Tiny Hand] Oh, me too! - I know. - [Tiny Hand] I lift so many weights to impress the womens. - Okay. Little weights right? - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, little... No, okay, but don't be rude. - Oh, okay. - [Tiny Hand] How do you grow this beard? - You know it's a.... - [Tiny Hand] It's very nice. - I can't get a... It's a goatee but - [Tiny Hand] Oh. - I can't really get a beard 'cause it's kind of like, It gets patchy. - [Tiny Hand] I like it, I like it. It's very stylish. - I'm glad. - [Tiny Hand] What do you do for your weight lift? Hold on, I need everyone to see... - Hi. - [Tiny Hand] How great you are. What a great man. You're bigger than Keith! - I know, he's almost bigger than me. - [Tiny Hand] Keith, put your hand over here. - [Crowd] Wow! - My hand is big. You know, Shaq and I have the same size hands. - [Tiny Hand] That's great! You know Shaq? - It is great? - [Tiny Hand] You know Shaquille O'Neal? - I do. - [Tiny Hand] How'd you meet him? - I do. - [Tiny Hand] That's crazy. - Yeah, look at that. - [Tiny Hand] You know I can play basketball. Not well, but I can. - Well. - [ Tiny Hand] A little hand can do whatever they want. - Oh, I see, and it's so cute with the cuteness. - [Tiny Hand] Want to hold my hand? Let's hold hands like friends. - [Terry] Okay, there we go. - [Tiny Hand] Okay, now other hand. - [Terry] I won't hurt you. - [Tiny Hand] Other hand and then we'll walk around. - [Terry] I don't want to hurt you. I'm very, very careful. - [Tiny Hand] What's over here happening? - [Terry] Oh, yeah, you don't... - [Tiny Hand] You've been here? - [Terry] We were here earlier. These were the shakes that I was fooling people with. - [Tiny Hand] What were you doing? - Because we were saying that they were protein shakes and they are, but they have crickets in them. - [Tiny Hand] Ew, gross! Is this a cricket? - [Terry] It's the crickets. - [Tiny Hand] It looks like a small poop. - [Terry] Yeah. They're perfect for tiny hands. - [Tiny Hand] Did you eat that? - [Terry] We ate them inside of the shake. - [Tiny Hand] You think if I eat this, it has enough protein to make my hand as big as yours? - Well, I think you want to stay tiny. - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, I think so. I think you're right. Wait put your hand out again. - [Terry] Okay. - [Tiny Hand] You have a ring! - [Terry] Yeah, I've been married a long time. - [Tiny Hand] How long? - 27 years. - [Tiny Hand] I am trying to find the love of my life. - Awe, I had five kids, and when they were little their hands were just like that. - [Tiny Hand] Oh, my goodness. So you've been married 27 years? - [Terry] Yeah, a long time. - [Tiny Hand] What's your best advice for a hand trying to find love? - Wow, if you find a hand that you love don't try to control them. - [Tiny Hand] Don't control other hands. - Leave them free, let them roam. You can't love another hand and control another hand at the same time. - [Tiny Hand] This is the wisest man I'm ever met. - It's the just truth. - [Tiny Hand] You're so wise. And he knows Shaquille O'Neal! - Yeah. - [Tiny Hand] You're wise and smart and cool. - I know, I almost feel like you're gonna hit me all the time. - [Tiny Hand] I'm not going to hit you. - No, I know. It's so good. - [Tiny Hand] I'm just trying to gently touch my friends. - It's so gentle. - [Tiny Hand] Just gently, I think you're ear is bigger than my hand. - It is. - [Tiny Hand] That's crazy. - Oh my goodness. - [Tiny Hand] Wow, can I see your muscles? - [Terry] Yeah, yeah. - [Tiny Hand] That's... (laughing) Wow, you have so much control of them. - [Terry] Yeah, it's kind of weird. - [Tiny Hand] How much do you workout? - I work out a lot. - [Tiny Hand] Really? - About, you know, everyday. Do something everyday. - [Tiny Hand] You workout everyday? - Every day. - [Tiny Hand] I did a push-up last year. Wasn't worth it. Broke my hand. - Yeah, I was just gonna say can your tiny hand hold up? - [Tiny Hand] I'll show you. It goes. That's it. - [Terry] Wow. - [Tiny Hand] Wait, give me motivations. While I exercise. - Okay and, go Tiny Hand, go Tiny Hand. Give me three more. - [Tiny Hand] Okay. - Three more. - [Tiny Hand] Okay. - Three more. (grunting) - Yeah! - [Tiny Hand] Now I'm gonna have abs, high five! - Oh, I wanna be careful. I wanna be careful with the hand. - [Tiny Hand] I love high-fiving you, it's crazy. - Oh, it's so good. It's more than, it's like high-fifteen. - [Tiny Hand] So what do you do for a job? You're just handsome man? - I am an actor. - [Tiny Hand] What? - Yes, I'm on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. - [Tiny Hand] You know, I'm trying to find some handwork on QVC. - Well. - [Tiny Hand] My hands are too small. That's what they told me. But you know what? Taylor Swift said don't listen to the haters. So I'm just gonna keep trying. - I hear you - [Tiny Hand] Yeah. - I here you, you know what? Wave 'em off. You know, I mean like, mmhmm. - [Tiny Hand] This is like Beyonce hand. - Yeah, you could be like, mmhmm, yeah. - [Tiny Hand] You know Beyonce? - I don't . - [Tiny Hand] Alright, 'cause nobody knows Beyonce. - No one knows Beyonce. - [Tiny Hand] People know Shaquille O'Neal. No body knows Beyonce. - [Terry] No body knows Beyonce. Too many security guards. - [Tiny Hand] That'd be crazy. Exactly, only Jay-Z and Blue Ivy know Beyonce. - But you'd be perfect at the concert. Aw, aw, yeah. - [Tiny Hand] Is that when they say, wave your hands in the air? I find it a little condescending 'cause I only have one hand. But in general I like to wave my hand. - Yeah, it's hard 'cause people that can't see you... But, let me tell you, when they see you and they know you, they see how beautiful you are. - [Tiny Hand] How come you're so confident? - Because it's just, you're just... No matter if a hand is big, or a hand is small, it's all matters. - [Tiny Hand] You are like Oprah, but a man. - Thank you. - [Tiny Hand] You're like Oprah-man, with more muscles. Well I don't know, because she's on Weight Watchers now. She could have muscles. We don't know, we only know every month when she puts her face on the cover. - That's true. - [Tiny Hand] Of the magazine. What would you name your magazine? - It would be The crews, Terry Crews Magazine. - [Tiny Hand] Terry Crews Magazine, that's very inventive. I think maybe stick to inspirations, because that's a long title. It's hard for people to read. - I kind of understand you being a tiny hand. I have different things, like my pecs pop. - [Tiny Hand] What! Hold on, I'm so shocked - It's my thing, it's my thing. You gotta tiny hand... - [Tiny Hand] Show me, show me. - Look see, pecs pop? - [Tiny Hand] Oh my goodness. - Pec pop meet tiny hands. (laughing) Pec pop. - [Tiny Hand] It's like his pecs are peoples. - He's saying hello. - [Tiny Hand] Okay, I want to feel. - He want's to say hi to you. - [Tiny Hand] It's like a heartbeat can you do one at a time? - [Terry] Yup, mmhmm. - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, this is the craziest thing I've ever felt. - And there's the other one, he wants to say hi too. - [Tiny Hand] Is this your hobby? - It's when you don't have any dates for a long time. I was 14 and I was lonely. - [Tiny Hand] You've been doing this since you were a teenager? - Well, I've been married a long time now, that's why when I found a woman who loved me I snatched her up. - [Tiny Hand] Yeah, see that's what I'm trying to do but instead I just touch crickets sometimes. Oh, just kidding, those are gross I don't want to touch. (laughing) I don't want to touch them Terry Crews. - I like Tiny Hand. - [Tiny Hand] Wow, I like you, this so nice. Okay,just give me one more high five. - One more five for T. - [Tiny Hand] Oh gosh, look I made. Okay, wait, let's play a game, no one will know. I'm going to high five you really hard, and then you're going to pretend I'm so strong that it knock you off the chair. - Okay. - [Tiny Hand] Okay, ready? And, bump! (yelling) - [Tiny Hand] Oh my god! I'm so strong, I'm so sorry. I'm like Shaquille O'Neal of hands. - I would love to break dance with you, my darling. - [Tiny Hand] Oh, okay. - And we do the wave, it's like a wave and then - [Tiny Hand] Then it goes through me. - Tiny Hand wave! Tiny Hand wave! - [Tiny Hand] And it goes. - Oh wait, it goes all through your body. And comes back up, and to the tiny hand. - [Tiny Hand] You know you guys, this is my favorite person I've ever met in my life. - Oh listen, you're awesome. - [Tiny Hand] Literally, okay. Goodbye friend, I don't want to keep you too long. - Okay, okay, bye. - [Tiny Hand] High five. - Goodbye Tiny Hand. - [Tiny Hand] You be the hand you wish to see in the world. Hey Keith. - Hi. - [Tiny Hand] Good job finding this man. - Yes, we're going to keep going to the entrance now. - [Tiny Hand] His hands are bigger than you. - Isn't he nice? - [Tiny Hand] Which is embarrassing, that's embarrassing for you. - That's not embarrassing. He's bigger than your hands too. Don't cry Kieth, don't cry. But I'm a tiny hand, you're supposed to be big hand man, and you're not. - I know but I'm not the biggest man. - [Tiny Hand] How you make this friend? You're not that cool. - I know, I don't let him in on that. - [Tiny Hand] Don't cry, shh. - Don't tell him that. - [Tiny Hand] He already knows, you're wearing glasses. Not that that's not cool, some people are very cool, but you especially... - Tiny Hand be careful, you might offend somebody. - [Tiny Hand] Oh me? No, everyone I love people with glasses it's just Kieth is so silly. - Okay, Tiny Hand. - [Tiny Hand] Okay, high five. - Good to see you Tiny Hand. - [Tiny Hand] Bye, goodbye. - [Kieth] Bye. - [Tiny Hand] I have other people to talk to.
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