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- [Tiny Hand] Friend?
Don't cry.
Do you think that people could love a tiny hand?
A small little hand?
- I don't know, I don't know.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh, you've got skins.
- Do they love you
where you came from?
- [Tiny Hand] They love me, everybody loves me.
- Is that right?
Is that right?
- [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, hold on.
I see a man with the largest hands I've ever seen.
Hello friend!
- Hi
- [Tiny Hand] Oh, what's your name?
- Hi, I'm Terry.
- [Tiny Hand] Terry...
Is your real name Terrance?
- It's Terry Crews.
- [Tiny Hand] Why you cry?
- I'm not crying.
- [Tiny Hand] Don't cry...
I see sadness in your eyes, friend.
Show me your hand!
Show it to me.
(gasps)
- I know.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh my jackpot of all hands.
I'm sorry I shake sir, it's just such an honor
to meet such a large hand.
- Oh yeah?
What's your name?
- [Tiny Hand] Oh, my name's Tiny Hand.
'Cause I just have the one.
- Yeah.
- [Tiny Hand] It's self explanatory.
My mother was not creative.
- Oh, that tickles.
- [Tiny Hand] Wow, oh you like it?
- Yeah, no...
- [Tiny Hand] Do you eat protein for this hand?
- Yeah, I got all the little blisters
from all the weight lifting.
And all that stuff - [Tiny Hand] Oh, me too!
- I know.
- [Tiny Hand] I lift so many weights to impress the womens.
- Okay.
Little weights right?
- [Tiny Hand] Yeah, little...
No, okay, but don't be rude.
- Oh, okay.
- [Tiny Hand] How do you grow this beard?
- You know it's a....
- [Tiny Hand] It's very nice.
- I can't get a...
It's a goatee but
- [Tiny Hand] Oh.
- I can't really get a beard 'cause it's kind of like,
It gets patchy.
- [Tiny Hand] I like it, I like it.
It's very stylish.
- I'm glad.
- [Tiny Hand] What do you do for your weight lift?
Hold on, I need everyone to see...
- Hi.
- [Tiny Hand] How great you are.
What a great man.
You're bigger than Keith!
- I know, he's almost bigger than me.
- [Tiny Hand] Keith, put your hand over here.
- [Crowd] Wow!
- My hand is big.
You know, Shaq and I have the same size hands.
- [Tiny Hand] That's great!
You know Shaq? - It is great?
- [Tiny Hand] You know Shaquille O'Neal?
- I do.
- [Tiny Hand] How'd you meet him?
- I do.
- [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.
- Yeah, look at that.
- [Tiny Hand] You know I can play basketball.
Not well, but I can.
- Well.
- [ Tiny Hand] A little hand can do whatever they want.
- Oh, I see, and it's so cute with the cuteness.
- [Tiny Hand] Want to hold my hand?
Let's hold hands like friends.
- [Terry] Okay, there we go.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay, now other hand.
- [Terry] I won't hurt you.
- [Tiny Hand] Other hand and then we'll walk around.
- [Terry] I don't want to hurt you.
I'm very, very careful.
- [Tiny Hand] What's over here happening?
- [Terry] Oh, yeah, you don't...
- [Tiny Hand] You've been here?
- [Terry] We were here earlier.
These were the shakes that I was fooling people with.
- [Tiny Hand] What were you doing?
- Because we were saying that they were protein shakes
and they are, but they have crickets in them.
- [Tiny Hand] Ew, gross!
Is this a cricket?
- [Terry] It's the crickets.
- [Tiny Hand] It looks like a small poop.
- [Terry] Yeah.
They're perfect for tiny hands.
- [Tiny Hand] Did you eat that?
- [Terry] We ate them inside of the shake.
- [Tiny Hand] You think if I eat this,
it has enough protein to make my hand as big as yours?
- Well, I think you want to stay tiny.
- [Tiny Hand] Yeah, I think so.
I think you're right.
Wait put your hand out again.
- [Terry] Okay.
- [Tiny Hand] You have a ring!
- [Terry] Yeah, I've been married a long time.
- [Tiny Hand] How long?
- 27 years.
- [Tiny Hand] I am trying to find the love of my life.
- Awe, I had five kids, and when they were little
their hands were just like that.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh, my goodness.
So you've been married 27 years?
- [Terry] Yeah, a long time.
- [Tiny Hand] What's your best advice
for a hand trying to find love?
- Wow, if you find a hand that you love
don't try to control them.
- [Tiny Hand] Don't control other hands.
- Leave them free, let them roam.
You can't love another hand and
control another hand at the same time.
- [Tiny Hand] This is the wisest man I'm ever met.
- It's the just truth.
- [Tiny Hand] You're so wise.
And he knows Shaquille O'Neal!
- Yeah.
- [Tiny Hand] You're wise and smart and cool.
- I know, I almost feel like
you're gonna hit me all the time.
- [Tiny Hand] I'm not going to hit you.
- No, I know.
It's so good.
- [Tiny Hand] I'm just trying to gently touch my friends.
- It's so gentle.
- [Tiny Hand] Just gently, I think you're ear
is bigger than my hand.
- It is.
- [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.
- Oh my goodness.
- [Tiny Hand] Wow, can I see your muscles?
- [Terry] Yeah, yeah.
- [Tiny Hand] That's...
(laughing)
Wow, you have so much control of them.
- [Terry] Yeah, it's kind of weird.
- [Tiny Hand] How much do you workout?
- I work out a lot.
- [Tiny Hand] Really?
- About, you know, everyday.
Do something everyday.
- [Tiny Hand] You workout everyday?
- Every day.
- [Tiny Hand] I did a push-up last year.
Wasn't worth it.
Broke my hand.
- Yeah, I was just gonna say can your tiny hand hold up?
- [Tiny Hand] I'll show you.
It goes.
That's it.
- [Terry] Wow.
- [Tiny Hand] Wait, give me motivations.
While I exercise.
- Okay and, go Tiny Hand, go Tiny Hand.
Give me three more.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay.
- Three more.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay.
- Three more.
(grunting)
- Yeah!
- [Tiny Hand] Now I'm gonna have abs, high five!
- Oh, I wanna be careful.
I wanna be careful with the hand.
- [Tiny Hand] I love high-fiving you, it's crazy.
- Oh, it's so good.
It's more than, it's like high-fifteen.
- [Tiny Hand] So what do you do for a job?
You're just handsome man?
- I am an actor.
- [Tiny Hand] What?
- Yes, I'm on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
- [Tiny Hand] You know, I'm trying to find
some handwork on QVC.
- Well.
- [Tiny Hand] My hands are too small.
That's what they told me.
But you know what?
Taylor Swift said don't listen to the haters.
So I'm just gonna keep trying.
- I hear you
- [Tiny Hand] Yeah.
- I here you, you know what?
Wave 'em off.
You know, I mean like, mmhmm.
- [Tiny Hand] This is like Beyonce hand.
- Yeah, you could be like, mmhmm, yeah.
- [Tiny Hand] You know Beyonce?
- I don't .
- [Tiny Hand] Alright, 'cause nobody knows Beyonce.
- No one knows Beyonce.
- [Tiny Hand] People know Shaquille O'Neal.
No body knows Beyonce.
- [Terry] No body knows Beyonce.
Too many security guards.
- [Tiny Hand] That'd be crazy.
Exactly, only Jay-Z and Blue Ivy know Beyonce.
- But you'd be perfect at the concert.
Aw, aw, yeah.
- [Tiny Hand] Is that when they say,
wave your hands in the air?
I find it a little condescending
'cause I only have one hand.
But in general I like to wave my hand.
- Yeah, it's hard 'cause people that can't see you...
But, let me tell you, when they see you
and they know you, they see how beautiful you are.
- [Tiny Hand] How come you're so confident?
- Because it's just, you're just...
No matter if a hand is big,
or a hand is small, it's all matters.
- [Tiny Hand] You are like Oprah, but a man.
- Thank you.
- [Tiny Hand] You're like Oprah-man, with more muscles.
Well I don't know, because she's on Weight Watchers now.
She could have muscles.
We don't know, we only know every month
when she puts her face on the cover.
- That's true.
- [Tiny Hand] Of the magazine.
What would you name your magazine?
- It would be The crews, Terry Crews Magazine.
- [Tiny Hand] Terry Crews Magazine, that's very inventive.
I think maybe stick to inspirations,
because that's a long title.
It's hard for people to read.
- I kind of understand you being a tiny hand.
I have different things,
like my pecs pop.
- [Tiny Hand] What!
Hold on, I'm so shocked
- It's my thing, it's my thing.
You gotta tiny hand...
- [Tiny Hand] Show me, show me.
- Look see, pecs pop?
- [Tiny Hand] Oh my goodness.
- Pec pop meet tiny hands.
(laughing)
Pec pop.
- [Tiny Hand] It's like his pecs are peoples.
- He's saying hello.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay, I want to feel.
- He want's to say hi to you.
- [Tiny Hand] It's like a heartbeat
can you do one at a time?
- [Terry] Yup, mmhmm.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, this is the
craziest thing I've ever felt.
- And there's the other one,
he wants to say hi too.
- [Tiny Hand] Is this your hobby?
- It's when you don't have any dates for a long time.
I was 14 and I was lonely.
- [Tiny Hand] You've been doing this
since you were a teenager?
- Well, I've been married a long time now,
that's why when I found a woman who loved me
I snatched her up.
- [Tiny Hand] Yeah, see that's what I'm trying to do
but instead I just touch crickets sometimes.
Oh, just kidding, those are gross
I don't want to touch.
(laughing)
I don't want to touch them Terry Crews.
- I like Tiny Hand.
- [Tiny Hand] Wow, I like you, this so nice.
Okay,just give me one more high five.
- One more five for T.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh gosh, look I made.
Okay, wait, let's play a game,
no one will know.
I'm going to high five you really hard,
and then you're going to pretend I'm so strong
that it knock you off the chair.
- Okay.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay, ready?
And, bump!
(yelling)
- [Tiny Hand] Oh my god!
I'm so strong, I'm so sorry.
I'm like Shaquille O'Neal of hands.
- I would love to break dance with you, my darling.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh, okay.
- And we do the wave, it's like a wave and then
- [Tiny Hand] Then it goes through me.
- Tiny Hand wave!
Tiny Hand wave!
- [Tiny Hand] And it goes.
- Oh wait, it goes all through your body.
And comes back up, and to the tiny hand.
- [Tiny Hand] You know you guys,
this is my favorite person I've ever met in my life.
- Oh listen, you're awesome. - [Tiny Hand] Literally, okay.
Goodbye friend, I don't want to keep you too long.
- Okay, okay, bye.
- [Tiny Hand] High five.
- Goodbye Tiny Hand.
- [Tiny Hand] You be the hand
you wish to see in the world.
Hey Keith. - Hi.
- [Tiny Hand] Good job finding this man.
- Yes, we're going to keep going to the entrance now.
- [Tiny Hand] His hands are bigger than you.
- Isn't he nice?
- [Tiny Hand] Which is embarrassing,
that's embarrassing for you.
- That's not embarrassing.
He's bigger than your hands too.
Don't cry Kieth, don't cry.
But I'm a tiny hand, you're supposed to be
big hand man, and you're not.
- I know but I'm not the biggest man.
- [Tiny Hand] How you make this friend?
You're not that cool.
- I know, I don't let him in on that.
- [Tiny Hand] Don't cry, shh. - Don't tell him that.
- [Tiny Hand] He already knows, you're wearing glasses.
Not that that's not cool, some people are very cool,
but you especially...
- Tiny Hand be careful, you might offend somebody.
- [Tiny Hand] Oh me?
No, everyone I love people with glasses
it's just Kieth is so silly.
- Okay, Tiny Hand.
- [Tiny Hand] Okay, high five.
- Good to see you Tiny Hand.
- [Tiny Hand] Bye, goodbye.
- [Kieth] Bye.
- [Tiny Hand] I have other people to talk to.