THIS ONE IN PENNSYLVANIA.

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

ARES AND IT ALL GOT A BIT SURREAL, HAVE A LOOK.

>> THESE PEOPLE FROM CNN AND OTHER PLACES, THESE ARE FRIEND

LEAVE PROTESTS.

IT IS LOVELY, AS HE IS GETTING ROCKS AND CANS OF TUNA FISH,

THEY GO OUT AND BUY TUNA FISH AND SOUP, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT,

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

GOOD JOB.

THEY GO OUT AND BUY GOYA BECAUSE THEY THROW IT, THEY THROW IT.

IT IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT, TUNA FISH, IT CAN REALLY RIP IT AND

THAT HITS YOU.

IT'S TRUE.

BUMBLE BEE BRAND TUNA.

>> James: WHAT IS GOING-- WE HAVE GONE FROM YES WE CAN TO RIP

'EM WITH A TUNA CAN. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DURING YOUR

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL THE CANDIDATES JUST

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THROWING DIFFERENT BRANDED CANS OF TUNA

IT IS TYPICAL POLITICS.

OF COURSE THAT WASN'T THE ONLY CRAZY THING TRUMP HAD TO SAY

LAST NIGHT.

HERE I IS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ON THE NAME CORONAVIRUS.

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

CORONAVIRUS.

CORONA SOUNDS LIKE A POLICE IN ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, IT'S

CORONA.

CORONAVIRUS, DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL VILLA.

CORONA.

>> James: IS IT-- IT IS-- THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

STATES.

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

FACED IS THAT CORONAVIRUS HAS A REALLY NICE RING TO IT.

HE IS KIND OF RIGHT, CORONA DOES SOUND LIKE A PLACE IN ITALY.

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY TRUMP HANDLED THE CORONAVIRUS.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY HE IS WEIGHING IN ON THE NAME.

TRUMP IS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY WHO COMES UP, JAMES, IS THAT

YOUR NAME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANK, I WILL

CALL YOU FRANK.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A REGGIE?

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: KRISTENED REGINALD.

>> I WAS A REGINALD, I AM.

>> James: REGINALD WATTS.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: FROM BIRTH ARE YOU JUST REGGIE.

>> Reggie: I THINK SO, YEAH, I MEAN SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY REG,

BUT MY MOM SAYS REGINALD OR REGGIE.

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A REGGIE.

>> Reggie: I FEEL LIKE A REGGIE.

>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

I AM GOING TO PUT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REGGIE, ARE YOU THE TOP

REGGIE.

NUMBER ONE REGGIE.

WHEREAS IAN, IAN, I NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IAN.

>> NO, NO, MY NAME SHOULD BE TUGBOAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> James: TUGBOAT.

>> Reggie: TUGBOAT?

>> YOU COULD BE AN IAN, I'M NOT AN IAN.

>> James: I COULD BE AN IAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

TUGBOAT, I COULD BE AN IAN.

WHAT DO WE DO FRIDAY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO STAY IN, NO,

COME OUT, IT WILL BE FUN, NO, I'M TIRED, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK

ON MONDAY.

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

SERIOUSLY?

ALSO DURING THE RALLY TRUMP MADE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS OPPONENT

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

>> I WILL BE HONEST, HE FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT, HE FEELS GOOD

ABOUT THE MASK.

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

HE FEELS GOOD.

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

MASK.

>> James: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AS NATURALLY HOT AS DONALD

TRUMP.

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

BECAUSE MOST OF MY MONEY WENT ON HAIR PLUGS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

HVE.

IT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO DO IT.

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY.

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

ROB, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> YES, JAMES, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> WOW.

>> James: HONESTLY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND HE TAKES OFF

THAT MASK, HIS CHIN IS LIKE-- AND THIS WAS AN EXCITING

ANNOUNCEMENT.

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2024.

YEAH.

BASICALLY IT WILL SOON BE EASIER FOR WUM TO GO TO THE MOON THAN

TO HAVE A SAY OVER THEIR OWN BODIES.

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

BIG ONE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST HAVING FUN, BANG.

OOH.

>> DA VINCI?

>> James: NOW, IN PART OF THE PLAN AND THIS IS TRUE, NASA SAYS

THAT WOMEN WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN.

SO THAT THERE IS SOMEONE TO REPEAT ALL OF HER IDEAS IN A

LOUDER VOICE.

BUT THIS IS GOOD NEWS, IT REALLY IS.

NASA WILL FINALLY BE OFFERING WOMEN THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HONOR

AND THAT IS GETTING THE HELL OFF THIS GOD FORE SAKEEN PLANET.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

LAST WEEK, IF YOU REMEMBER, WE TOLD YOU ABOUT REESES

INTRODUCING A NEW LINE OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP FILLED WITH BITS OF

POTATOE CHIPS.

WELL, THEY'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER NEW ITEM.

PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FILLED WITH PRETZELS.

YES.

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> James: BASICALLY WE'RE ONE MONTH AWAY IF REESES PRODUCT

DEVELOPMENT DIGGING THROUGH THE TRASH ANDING WITH LIKE I DON'T

KNOW, PEANUT BUTTER AND TOOTHPASTE, IS THAT A THING?

CAN WE DO THAT?

NOW THIS IS TRUE, THEY ARE PROMOTING THIS NEW LINE WITH THE

SLOGAN, THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020, RIGHT.

WHICH IS FUNNY, IT'S A FUNNY LINE.

BUT HERE IS THE THING, WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE POTATOE CHIP

VERSION JUST LAST WEEK, THIS WAS ONE OF OUR JOKES.

>> James: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, REESES IS INTROA

DOUSING A NEW BIG CUP WHICH SAY PEANUT BUTTER CUP THAT ALSO

CONTAINS PIECES OF POTATOE CHIP.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

THE HELL ABOUT IT, IT'S 2020.

OOOH.

>> James: I AM OUTRAGED.

I DEMAND RIGHT HERE THAT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" BE PROPERLY

COMPENSATED WITH A PERCENT ANG OF THE GROSS EARNINGS.

OR WE'LL SETTLE FOR A COUPLE CASES OF THOSE ME PUT BUTTER

CUPS.

EITHER WAY.

WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE, AREN'T WE SUSAN, WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE.

AND FINALLY WE WARRANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A WOMAN IN

CANADA WAS FINED $25,000 FOR ILLEGALLY IMPORTING HUNDREDS OF

CON TAWN ARES FULL OF BULL SEMEN.

SOREG, IF THERE IS A DELAY IN YOUR BULL SEMEN SHIPMENT, THIS

IS WHY.

IMAGINE THIS LADY, HAD NO LINK WHATSOEVER TO ANY FORM OF

AGRICULTURE.

SHE IS LIKE LOOK, I CAN'T DRINK DAREY AND I DON'T LIKE OAT MILK.

IT TURNS OUT THE WOMAN HAD A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR

SMUGGLING IT.

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BIG CANDY SENSATION, REESES PEANUT BUTTER

CUPS NOW WITH BULL SEMERN.