from his multiple Comedy Specials on Comedy Central.

He's got a new album out.

That is, animated thing I want talk to him about.

Please welcome my friend, Kyle Kinane.

Kyle, we have you?

What's up, buddy?

Thank you for being here.

Well, not here anymore.

We used to be neighbors and then you just moved to Portland.

Yeah. You saw me posted up in front of the U-Haul

the other day. Yeah.

I didn't like California's up here.

So I brought a lot of flannel, I brought axe.

Just tryna fit in with Portland.

I kept my face. Yeah.

I was gonna wear it and then I was wearing it for like,

a half hour and I lost enthusiasm for the bit.

It is weird. What are you telling people?

Cause the neighbors are asking like, "What do you do?"

And it's weird to be like, "I'm a comedian.

"I moved from the Entertainment Capital to here."

I don't ever tell anybody I'm a comedian.

What do you say?

I never want people to know that.

Cause then the expectations on.

I just wanna be like, "Hey, that guy's pretty fun."

And then cause if people know you're a comedian

and you're not fun, they're like, "This guy sucks."

That guy with a super pack is really fun.

Yeah. I'm just kind of the guy like,

I'm just watering the lawn up here.

Nobody knows anything about me. I've met the neighbors.

The mailman's already seen me nude once, that was a mishap.

How's that happened?

Well, I'm not used to living on the ground floor,

you know, you live in an apartment,

you're on the second floor and that's just nudity

all the time on the second floor.

Cause nobody's looking, nobody's cares.

That's too much. Vantage point.

Here, I'm on the first floor forgetting

and living my life regular.

And I thought, the laundry's in the garage.

And there's windows on the garage door.

I haven't seen that. Right?

That's not city life, windows on a garage door?

Get out of here.

Right. Well that's Portland, where everyone like,

has a roommate, that lives in the garage.

Yeah.

Well I was taking off all my clothes to put them into wash,

in the garage, you know, you're doing your laundry

and then you get to that point like, well,

what if all my clothes are clean at once?

Oh yeah. I've been tempted to do that.

But then, that's on the third floor.

So I have to like walk down shirtless.

I'm gonna be that guy in the building,

but that doesn't get thought.

Now I'm in a house.

And I can finally achieve that

every single piece of clothing,

clean at the same time feeling.

So I disrobe. Yeah.

Dunk the clothes, I figured I got three seconds window

just to dunk the clothes, get back in the house.

That's the same amount of time

that the mailman is walking up the driveway.

And I just, I looked at him

and he was wearing like some Oakley blades.

So I'm sure his eyes saw it, but I couldn't judge it.

He kept a straight enough look.

But, now is like the first week we were here.

So I dunno nothing.

You got walked in by the cool mailman

who got into his lifted mail truck.

Rolling coal out of the van.

Did it take you a lot for you to move? I mean.

First off, we didn't hire movers and I don't know why.

I could have afforded that.

I just like, we'll do it ourselves.

You know? You doing well.

Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

You pack so much stuff that you think you're gonna need.

And then after you transport it, thousands of miles

and you're like, "Oh, I never needed this."

I didn't need this VHS collection of happy days.

I have no less than

200 different half full hotel moisturizers.

The cheapest moisturizer, it's always lemon scented.

Do you wanna smell like lemon?

Smell like lemon and just be slick

for a good part of your day.

I have so many of those.

I think it's just white motor oil.

There's no way, it never absorbs your skin.

Your skin is like, " I don't want that."

All the antibodies and your body is like,

"This shouldn't be in me."

Why does this keep staining my shirts?

This can't be good for my skin.

Why is this eating away at fabric?

If someone just has a lighter in the room,

I instantly busted the flames.

You smell like cotton balls with those ready to

start campfires when you're going camping.

Yeah.

I have three different lip balms just on my desk.

All packed. This is great.

This is all packed. Unnecessary.

I got, I'm ready.

I've got, like I said, I got an axe.

Did you get a gun?

Cause it's the first time I've thought like,

"I totally am against gun control. Absolutely.

"They should be checked."

But this is the first time where

it feels like a good purchase.

It feels like a good purchase.

Yeah. I bought a gun.

I bought a gun because you ever look at

the people in line at the gun store, they're getting guns.

That's why I got a gun.

Yeah.

It was muffin top creep and a Punisher t-shirt.

It's gonna be armed and I'll lose.

I'm gonna lose the civil war.

But at least I wanna lose with some effort. You know?

It would make me feel more comfortable

if the guys buying guns were a little more in shape.

Because they would at least try to do the fist fight before.

But this, the line is like,

well that guy's gonna go immediately for the gun,

so he doesn't have to do stairs.

Yeah. You're just Indiana Jones

with the guy with the Symitar in the marketplace.

He's gonna use it.

Like shoot this guy like, "Well, come on man.

"How about a little fair fight?"

It starts with a roast battle. Yeah.

I mean, that's what we can bring to the table.

You should be at roast battle.

You should be able to take it.

And there should be some sort of

physical agility tests, that you should take.

To be like, "You could try to throw one punch at least

"before you go to the gun"

Throwing stars. That's nice.

But you are right.

And that, it's the people that are buying guns.

Well then, we want one. We're not gonna be like,

"I have a sign. I'm gonna shame you on line."

Like that doesn't win.

There are gonna be like, in the next 18 months,

I'm sure there's gonna be so many like different,

I don't know like improve advisers and TV writers

with accidental bullet wounds. Yeah.

I wrote on Carolina, the city.

And now I have a small militia operating out of Burbank.

Oh my God. That went right through my air force one.

I can't believe it.

A break through. My new new balances.

It's a weird time now.

You'd think it would be easy to choose a side,

cause one of the sides has Nazis.

Yeah.

Remember those, those are back.

You'd think you'd be like,

"Well, even if they got other stuff,

"that's like me, the Nazi thing kind of canceled."

Well, but free ice cream every other Tuesday.

Hold on I love ice cream.

Wait a minute. All right.

Thought you guys have Nazis.

Man, even if they checked every box,

Nazis are still on there, like I got to go the other guys.

It's the cartoon version.

It's the first question on, who wants to be a millionaire?

Like that's the obvious joke answer, not the one with Nazis.

I already look like I'm in some sort of bunker.

Like I've just peered up the blinds.

Yeah.

They're coming, man.

It's the mailman.

There's no way you shouldn't have shown up that time.

He's in on it.

Well, that's what's funny about the mailman is that,

he came back the next day and I was out watering the lawn

and I had like a joke seventies outfit from a party.

But I had very limited clothing up here,

when we were living here over the summer.

So I was just in cutoff Jean shorts

and like a red mesh tank top.

And I just looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman character

from boogie nights, that I'm out there watering the lawn.

And he comes rolling up and like,

all right, now I look like I'm just tryna

court this spell up.

Like, Ooh.

Right. Like the housewife that's like,

"Oh, whoops, you caught me."

Hey there postman.

In nice kiddies.

What was the idea behind Portland?

Because of all the cities,

I mean a lot of people make the move to Austin.

Not many people are going from LA,

which is not doing great right now,

to Portland, which is at least media wise not going great.

Oh, well, I mean, we're in the burbs.

So, and I like the burbs. I grew up in the burbs.

And when you grow up in the burbs,

you feel like you're trapped

and like nothing good ever came out of there.

But then I left and I lived my life

and now I'm back in the burbs.

I'm like, "Oh, I dig this place."

People respect a four-way stop sign.

There's good grocery stores.

I got a grocery store, the solid hot bar.

How do you feel about the hot bar Moses?

I feel great until they start like,

"We have orange chicken."

I am like, "I don't think Von's

"knows what they're doing with orange chicken."

I really, I would think anybody can do orange chicken.

I would, question them when they're like,

"Oh, question Von's."

And I'm like, "This is goat cheese."

Like you just found that cheese.

Yeah.

You have no idea that's goat cheese

That's just bad mozzarella.

But never once have I eaten orange chicken

and ever gotten a hint of what I thought was chicken in it.

Oh yeah, right?

Cause it's all. Yeah. It's all the butter.

It's just candy. It's like movie candy.

Made out of poultry and that's not a complaint.

That's not a complaint. It's not a complaint.

So you think it's gonna change your point of view at all?

Because a lot of standup, I mean, you're always on the edge.

You're not living in great circumstances.

Your life is always on the road.

Do you think it's and then now you're in the suburbs.

I don't know. I just, maybe I need to let that go.

But there is a thing of like, if I'm too comfortable,

I can't do this outdated medium doesn't exist anymore.

(Kyle and Moses laughing)

What's the angle, man. Right?

It's just some bomb in the burbs now.