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I've got kids, and I could never convince them that anything I do is cool.
我有孩子,我永遠無法說服他們,我做的任何事情都是很酷的。
That's gotta be different for you, right?
這對你來說一定是不同的,對嗎?
It's got to be.
一定是這樣的
You know what?
你知道嗎?
In the beginning, when they were younger because my son's first words were Wu Tang, my first son.
一開始,在他們小的時候,因為我兒子的第一句話就是武當,我的第一個兒子。
That's fantastic, right?
這真是太棒了,對吧?
But as they got older and you know, we're living in this millennial era now and they're mawr, they need to have it now.
但隨著他們年齡的增長,你知道, 我們生活在這個千禧年的時代,現在,他們是毛利, 他們需要現在有它。
Instant gratification.
瞬間滿足。
I don't think they think I'm a school as I used to be.
我想他們不會像我以前那樣認為我是一個學校。
So now I have to remind them like, you know, I people love me all over the world.
所以現在我必須提醒他們,你知道,我的人愛我的世界各地。
I'm pretty famous, You know what I mean?
我很有名,你知道我的意思嗎?
It's like you guys have no idea like I should respect me.
你們好像不知道我應該尊重我一樣。
You should be bowing at my feet right now.
你現在應該在我腳下鞠躬。
That is a big deal.
這是個大問題。
Yeah, but you know it.
是的,但你知道的。
It doesn't work that way, Doesn't No, no, not at all.
不,不,一點也不。
To them.
對他們來說。
You're just dad.
你只是爸爸。
You know, Dad's had never cool.
你知道嗎,爸爸從來都不冷靜。
Yeah, certain point.
是啊,某點。
But what about let's say you're walking down the street back when we could all walk down the street and you see, someone walked by wearing a Wu Tang clan T shirt Because those air everywhere and the logos everywhere do they get, do they Do they give you the respect?
但是呢,比如說你走在大街上的時候,我們都可以走在大街上,你看到,有人穿著武當幫的T桖走過,因為那些到處都是空氣,到處都是標誌,他們會不會給你尊重?
Then you know what?
那你知道嗎?
That's funny that you brought that up because I recently passed somebody on the street with Tang t shirt on.
有趣的是,你提出這個問題,因為我最近在街上經過一個人,穿著唐的T恤。
I mean, like, passed right by him.
我的意思是,像,通過他的權利。
And they didn't speak to me.
他們也沒有跟我說話。
They they had no idea I was me.
他們他們不知道我是我。
But I get it.
但我明白了。
I get it because I could be wearing I don't know what Judas Priest shirt only person I know from Judas Priest is the lead singer.
我明白了,因為我可能會穿上我不知道什麼Judas Priest的襯衫,我只知道Judas Priest的主唱。
If I saw him, I could pick him out of line up.
如果我看到他,我可以把他從隊伍中挑出來。
The drummer, the bass guitarist, the guitarist.
鼓手、貝斯手、吉他手。
They could be standing right next to me.
他們可能就站在我旁邊。
I wouldn't even know.
我甚至不知道。
And I've had that T shirt on.
而且我已經穿上了那件T恤。
Yeah, that's happened to me.
是啊,我也有過這種經歷。
I've passed people on the street that air wearing a Conan T shirt and they stopped me and they say, Excuse me, ma'am.
我曾在街上經過穿著柯南T恤的人 他們攔住我,說:"對不起,女士。
Do you know where the coffee shop is?
你知道咖啡店在哪裡嗎?
So I've I've been there.
所以我... ...我一直在那裡。
Most people think I'm an older French woman.
大多數人都認為我是個法國老太太。