Okay, As you know, I I'm not I don't read my press.

Um, people just sort of tend to give me the gist like, ooh, you are hated or you dodged another bullet.

What's this one?

Well, you don't need to worry even after I give you the gist about being able to decipher what the point is, because it's from the Pledge Times article, and it's clearly been translated from another language by an AI or Google or something into English.

And I just wait, can you slow down a lot?

Because I don't understand what that means.

What does that mean?

I think that this article was originally written in another language, but some kind of platform baht, Yeah, bought translated it into what it thinks is English.

And when I read some of it, you're gonna understand what I mean.

Okay, this is great.

So this is a This is a Google translated foreign article about our podcast.

Is she just figure Let's see if we can decipher some of it.

So these air just highlights.

All right.

Identified for his personal TV speak present.

American Conan O'Brien immediately makes top of the line podcasts on this planet.

I think that's pretty good.

This is fantastic.

What about calling American?

What American Peak present?

I am.

And you know what?

I am an American TV.

Speak present.

That's great.

Here we go.

How?

What number of podcasts are there on a dozen Random Avenue customers?

No less than 13 s so far.

I understand everything.

This is how my brother Luke talks.

By the way, Luke, if you're out there, this is what you sound like to me.

Oh, the provision of podcasts is so overflowing that there are, in all probability and infinite variety of high quality podcasts, as nicely.

Oh, Okay.

So what they're saying is we have a good podcast, but there are so many of them out there that are really good.

It doesn't really matter which one you listen, Thio, Your guess is as good as mine.

I think so.

Many of your good podcast.

No, no.

Just so many podcasts of high quality in general.

Isn't that what they mean?

E think that's what it means.

Like yeah, which is fair.

There's a lot of great podcasts out there.

Who are we to say we're any better than any of them?

Yeah, OK, I guess.

False modesty.

False modesty.

Go ahead.

Alright, Personally, I've left.

And this is all one word.

Media.

Amazing money.

Just one podcast, which I pay attention recurrently.

It's Conan O'Brien.

One's a buddy, Conan O'Brien.

One's a buddy wants a buddy wants a buddy.

Okay, Well, together with his assistant, The second presenter of the podcasts Onem obsession with normally simply going through the stink.

What?

What?

That again.

But that again, you only have to read the second part again.

Way?

Know what?

Second presenter, son.

Um obsession.

And then it gets crucially important.

Listen.

So numb obsession with normally simply going through the stink.

Yeah, well, is it not true that you normally simply are going through the stink?

Are you the stink?

Um, I just going through I don't know what you've revealed to this reporter.

You clearly had some sort of You think I spoke?

Teoh?

I think you spoke to them and you revealed a lot about yourself.

That's insanity.

As we tell me.

There's good.

Good.

The producer of the present, Matt Gourlay brings its personal addition to the episodes.

Cones speak Present Profession has turned to the conditional aspect close to the highest for a very long time.

Popped proper on high and rapidly dropped out of there because the countless stupidity of the present enter ply enterprise pamphlets.

Oh, what does that That sounded like a burn to me.

Yeah, like a sick burn.

I don't know.

I think Wait.

So I was I was doing well.

And then I popped out because of the present president.

Flit Prize pamphlets present.

You were on top.

And then you fell.

Yes.

Yeah, but I mean, we all know that, but it gets really philosophical here following that apparently, nevertheless, each wall actually is a door.

As now Conan makes top of the line podcasts on this planet.

Okay, so I fell, but on I encountered a door.

But then that I mean, I encountered a wall, but that had a door through it.

And then I became a podcaster on that put me back on top.

You failed as a TV host?

Yes.

And then you thrived in the podcast medium.

Great.

Terrific.

Thank you for underlining that.

So you failed you were really good.

And then you failed.

Yes, yes, yes.

Apparently I failed Terribly.

Okay, Conan Peculiarity.

A weird mixture of self belittling openness to psychological well being.

Comedian, language, historical past fanaticism, lightning, fast improvisation and a community gathered through the years of one of many brightest friends match into an intimate podcast format higher than another dialogue I've ever heard.

I think you know what I'm going to take that.

That was fantastic, you know?

You know what?

You know what?

That that that actually, for a second the computer became alive because I'm so good.

The computer was like it broke through and said, Damn it, this human is worth saving, Yes.

Or that This is the moment that Skynet becomes self aware.

And the first thing it's chosen is Conan like No, I think I definitely I definitely think that was a beautiful sentence in its own way and very true.

And I do think that I think the robots are becoming self aware.

I think the Internets becoming self aware.

And the first thing it's doing is saying Conan O Brien is a great podcaster of all humans.

He should be the king.

When we take over.

Isn't that what you guys got?

What I was going to say is I think it's really nice that all those things come across, even though they don't seem to understand English Very well.

Your self deprecating humor, your improv skills.

It's nice.

It ended up being Is that it?

Is it just a little more?

Okay, Can I just say Yeah.

I mean, other than the fact that I failed with my media pamphlets, um, but then went and he had a wall that turned out to be a door.

I'm so far.

I'm okay with this review.

This is one of the nicer reviews I've ever heard.

Yeah, I think it gets better from here.

Um, as well as cones.

Fashion works higher and longer interviews than briefly speak present grunts.

I haven't laughed with another podcast as a lot.

Extremely.

The head of Conan's profession is outdoors of TV.

Conan O'Brien wants a buddy on all the main podcast companies.

Oh, my God.

First of all, doesn't this read a little bit like e.

E.

Cummings?

It's got, like, a sort of a weird It's like a There's a weird, very modernist poet.

It's got a little bit of Joyce in there.

It's a stream of consciousness kind of thing.

Yes, yes, it feels a little like it's a little Ulysses Finnegan's wake sort of teamed with untold modem.

It's melting down because someone put cheese in it.

Couldn't ask for a better review.

That's really good times.

And that's those air just selected highlights.

So if that is fantastic, that is fantastic.

You know what I want?

I want that, uh, I want that robot doing my eulogy when I go, and I hope it's not for a long time.

But when I go, Sona, look into it.

I want you know, everyone to come show up and sorry, but yes, the caskets there.

And then they put this computer up on the up on the altar, 6 ft under Conan His emphasized pamphlet in Ground Lost Conan Live No more heart unb eat clown Foolish propaganda fell now forever.

God's arms holding food for worms.

Ideo body moldering slowly.

That's that's fantastic.

Yeah, death auto Erotic asphyxiation Unfortunate.

Not mentioned.

Press pamphlet secret until now.

O brien with belt self choked explain photos under pew in program for funeral.

Mhm O Brien found old poster.

Farrah Fawcett.

My family not told Computer Mistake's just made Sorry All wife crying True way.

Trust me, you know what I'll do.

I'll fake it.

I'll fake my death.

That computer.

I want a computer.

I want to see you.

I wanted to be like a bad late seventies Commodore early eighties and I want it.

I want it.

I want it dressed in a black suit on put up there with this crappy old computer.

Sad B I on knows the secrets on and then it and then the computer.

For some reason, it talks about me very briefly and then goes into the embarrassing way that I died.

And it goes on and on at length for two hours because it gets stuck in a cycle and people like my wife leaves.

My kids are ushered out and it just keeps going on and on.

Belt used type of belt color of the belt.

Man, I'm doing sex.

Waas Um wow, Incredible.

That's fantastic.

I salute you for bringing that to our attention.