Thank you for having me.

(audience continues cheering) (audience applauding)

I have to just say I'm so happy.

Ladies, please.(laughs)

I'm here all night.

I'm really excited to be on the show.

Oh, thanks.

It's a thrill.

Oh cool, well, very nice having you here,

and so much to talk about.

I saw "Jarhead" the other day

with one the producers on the show and we loved it.

It was great, it's a very compelling movie.

You're great in the film.

And yet I'm reading all this press coverage of the movie

and it seems like everyone in the media is obsessed

with this one specific part of the movie

where you dance around naked,

except for a strategically placed

Santa Claus cap. Oh yes, yes.

(crowd cheering)

First of all,

powerful scene.

(audience laughs)

Thank you. But you know,

are you finding that to be true too

that everyone wants to talk about that one scene?

It is a tendency, yeah.

People have a tendency to be interested in.

I show a little ass, so you know, you know,

I guess people respond to that somewhere.

[Conan] Sure, sure, why not?

But it's nothing normal, I mean, abnormal.

I mean, it's something I usually do.

I enjoy being naked.

You see, that's a big difference between us.

I am clothed at all times

(audience laughing)

and for good reason, All times?

Like all time even in the shower?

I'm in the shower in this suit like

(sings)

but you are--

(mumbles) That was Curly,

from "The Three Stooges".

Whenever he took a bath he was like,(sings)

I'm an idiot, (laughs)

but you're comfortable with your body.

Yeah.

Clearly. When you go to the beach,

are you kind of guy that would wear a Speedo at the beach?.

I mean, not really.

I don't like to wear a Speedo at the beach,

but I have had my share of Speedo experience.

Right. Right.

At a young age I was dared,

you know there's a the Speedo store,

there was a mall we used to go to

when I was a little kid called the Beverly center

in Los Angeles. In Los Angeles

Very well known mall.

Yes, yes.

So we would go there and there was a Speedo store there

and a friend of mine dared me actually at one point,

to go into the store and to put on a Speedo

and to walk out of the store in the Speedo.

Wow. Not buy the Speedo, but walk out--

No, no, no, steal the Speedo.

Right.

And leave my clothes behind.

Okay, so you went in.

Did you do it?

I did it, Yeah.

I walked out and I was arrested

by those Beverly center cops. (everyone laughs)

Yeah, Yeah.

You know those rent a cop guys

and it was really serious for them.

They don't see much action.

Right.

So it was really a big moment for all of us.

So you were, but here's the important thing.

You were arrested wearing a Speedo.

It's one thing to be arrested

but how many people are arrested wearing a Speedo?

Apparently. I mean, I guess not many.

But it gave me experience for this movie

which I was really excited about.

Yeah, Yeah.

And here's the worst part,

what if you were thrown in jail in a Speedo?

That would not be a good thing.

(laughs)

That would be an extraordinary experience.

No, not a good thing.

Now, I read that you were a lifeguard as a teenager?

Yes, Yes.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Were you a good life guard?

I'm (mumbles). I mean, yeah.

(audience laughing)

I was good, good is a good word for it.

Okay.

I didn't have a lot of experience in saving people

and I didn't ever save a person in the water.

You didn't save anybody?

Did you help anybody?

Did you ever intervene and offer assistance in any way?

I did help somebody with a jellyfish thing once.

Oh, those are kind of serious.

Well, I pissed on them.

(audience laughing)

Can you say that? (audience laughing)

I guess you can now, yeah.

No, you know there's like the acid base thing

and I knew somewhere...

I've heard that that's a thing

when someone's stung by jellyfish--

You piss on them.

(audience laughing)

I don't know if you piss on them--

Does that do anything?

Or is that just to take their mind off

being stung by a jellyfish? (audience laughing).

Does it help in anything,

No, no, they just like, "Hey men, what are you doing?"

"You're not thinking about the jellyfish."

(audience laughing)

So really, did you do that?

Yeah, I pissed on their leg.

Yap. And it helped, it went away.

And that was the extent of my life guarding experience, man.

Good for you that you could do that on command like that

I remember reading a--

Just sounds like you're one of those guys that's like,

"You need me to go?"

"Here, I am."

(Jake hisses) (audience laughing)

All right, well, what are you doing?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I gotta walk over here for a bit.

(audience continue laughing) (audience clapping)

I'm all right now. Okay.

(audience continue clapping)

There are old people watching right now

with the sound down.

"What just happened" (audience laughing)

I'm glad that you were able to help out.

Yeah, me too, me too.

That's, that's really good.(laughs)

Me too.

I understand that you're a big music fan.

You listen to a lot of music.

You're knowledgeable about music.

Yes, yes. I--

Do you even show tunes.

Do you listen to show tunes

or is it mostly like, you know, cutting edge--?

(Jake laughs) (audience laughing)

Yes, I listen. I love show tunes.

You love show tunes? Yeah.

That's good.

I was at the U2 concert the other night

and there was a segment I think in that song "Miracle drug".

(clears throat)

And Bono and The edge have this big stage they come out

and they walk towards each other

and there's sort of an instrumental part

and a Bono starts singing to the edge and it start singing,

"Isn't it rich"

"Aren't we a pair" (mumbles)

Right, right.

And I was like, "That's from a little night music".

(everyone laughing) I love that musical.

(everyone continues laughing)

And everyone at the U2 show was like,

"What is this, you know, chill out"

Cool, dude. I love it.

I was there (mumbles), say of the clowns.

It was like--

(Conan laughing) (audience laughing)

(audience clapping)

A very interesting moment.

[Conan] I think it's cool.