This is me getting off of work driving to Chattanooga,

to do shows and going to work the next day

or driving to Asheville,

driving to Mobile, Alabama.

All of the stuff that I had done up until that point.

This was me...

This was something for me going...

You're doing the right thing.

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A lot of work goes

into a short late night stand upset.

Join me, J.P Buck,

as I spotlight that comedians who came up with

some of my favorite comic sets.

This is, The Setup.

Please, welcome...

They're very funny.

Dulce Sloan.

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So I think we had met at Bridgetown

and then we had met in 2015.

We met at Bridgetown

and I think I saw you again at JFL?

Yeah.

I'm very bad with names.

Very bad with names.

So you had called me

and asked me to be a part of...

Like a couple months later,

I was still back in Atlanta.

You had called me to do a showcase for Turner at Flappers.

Mmh.

And you're like, " Hey, Dulce, this is J.P.

And I was like, "hello."

I had no clue who the hell was on my phone.

No, not a, not an inkling of who the hell was on my phone.

And so you're like, "yeah, I want you to do

this showcase for Turner."

I was like, "okay."

And so I just been out there the week

before to do Stand Up For Diversity.

And it was like to...

Like I had just quit my day job.

Like, I was like, "Jesus, what am I going to do?"

I'm a ding dong.

I had no clue that you were looking at get...

Like I was in...

I was auditioning basically to do a late night set.

None, nothing, none, no clue,

I'm a ding dong.

So my manager calls me at the end of January

and he's like, "hey, listen, just heard from J.P."

I was like, "Oh, that's nice."

He was like, he's like, "are you sitting down?"

I was like, "I can be."

He was like, "so you're doing Conan."

And I was like, "yeah."

He's like, "in two weeks."

And I was like, "what?"

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The set that I had in mind when I was doing my set,

I was like, I just need to be this good.

And it's Solomon Georgio's set.

That's the set I had in my mind

when I was getting ready for this.

And he did it a year before me.

But I was like...

And I had never met Solomon before.

Cause I hadn't moved to LA yet.

And now me and him were really good friends.

But I remember seeing him like everybody.

I remember everybody talking

in Atlanta,

talking about Solomon's set

and that's the set that I had in mind.

And I was like, "I just need to be this good."

And then he ended up...

He posted it after I did it.

He was like, "you know,

this is the best way

to celebrate my one year anniversary

of me doing Conan."

And he posted my set and I was like, "hah, hah."

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Shout out to your hairdresser, who did my afro?

We started hairdressing,

and me and my manager looked at each other

and we see this white woman standing there.

And he was like, "can you style an afro?"

She goes, "I learned how to do hair in the 70s."

And I was like, "she's fine. She's fine."

(laughs)

I wanna give credit to whoever...

Oh, I might cry.

I don't know who the stage hand was,

who opened the curtain

and handed me the microphone.

But when I finally got back there

and I was just like, "okay."

And he just...

He's holding the microphone

and he's on the curtain.

He goes, "you got this, done this 1000 times.

You're fine. You know your markets."

And I don't know who this man is,

but I will give him a baby.

If he asked me.

Like that,

he kinda like,

kinda knocked me back into place.

And I was like, "I'll give him a kid

If he asked me."

That's all I'm saying.

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I know y'all are wondering,

"why can I see this big chick's bra?

(audience laughs)

Simple question, simple answer.

This bra was 100 dollars.

(audience applauds)

That's it.

Cause if I pay a 100 dollars for anything,

you're gonna see it.

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My mother asked me to wear high waisted pants.

So my tummy did not show.

I did not care.

She said, but it'll give them...

She said,

it'll bring more emphasis.

She said, if she the...

if the right skin is showing,

then you'll bring emphasis to

where you wanna bring emphasis to.

You're dressing in this way

that has people thinking

and questioning something.

And you were answering that question right away.

Worth me going, listen,

you see these titties.

They're out here.

Take it in, breathe them in, live in it.

And it was just me kinda signaling like,

"listen, I'm having fun.

Listen, this is a great opportunity.

And you know, y'all are enjoying the show,

but we gonna have fun."

And that's what I wanted to convey

because the thing is,

I'm not having fun,

they shall not gonna have no fun.

Now its got an issue with gay men grabbing my boobs,

especially at brunch.

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You're sitting there drinking mimosa.

All of a sudden,

boom gay man's hand right here.

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Pulsing.

Looking you in the face, going,

"Oh, girl it's all right, I'm gay.

(audience laughs)

It's why you can't do it.

(audience laughs)

Cause no one puts the keys in a Lamborghini,

starts the car and gets out.

(audience laughs)

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So if you grab a boob,

you having sex with me, gay man.

(audience laughs)

That's a TV friendly version of that joke.

Yes.

The version that you've been doing

in clubs and festivals,

which is not TV clean, No.

You do use different words.

You use the f-word in that joke.

We have to make it TV friendly, period.

but we didn't lose...

We didn't lose the essence of the joke just

because I had to say sex instead of (beep)

like it didn't...

I didn't lose anything from it.

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its not gay, men grabbing my boobs,

they got white women putting their hands on my afros.

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see a couple of perpetrators in the room.

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Cause they're not classy

when they put their hand in your afro,

they don't wanna stay on the perimeter of the afro.

She don't wanna keep it Christian, no.

She takes her whole hand,

goes straight to the scalp,

shake it back and forth

and then exit your afro with this jellyfish action.

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While she's looking at her friend going,

"Lauren it's so soft

(audience laughs)

its like a poodle, its so soft."

Poodle, really?

Now, rubbing my fingers through your blonde hair going,

"Ooh, it's like a golden retriever."

(audience laughs)

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Its rude.

I love your line at the beginning of keeping it Christian.

(laughs)

It's one of my favorite things to say.

I love that.

It obviously...

it doesn't, really make sense in that...

In what you're saying.

However, it's such a fun thing to hear.

Yes.

And like, I just...

Its like, it's just...

Its really...

It adds so much to the joke.

You know, out here just keeping it a Christian.

You know, it's so funny to me.

And it's a ridiculous statement

because people go,

"what does Christianity have to do with her hair?"

That's the point.

It's ridiculous.

It's a joke.

It makes me happy.

But I would...

When I started doing that line in that bit,

I always got a bigger laugh

than whatever I was saying before.

How'd you settle on Lauren?

I came up with that joke

because there was one time at the...

When Atlanta had an improv.

This woman comes up to me after the show

and says...

they're really drunk,

like 50 something year old, white lady.

And she's yelling at her friend,

"Lauren, she's just like Adelaide."

I was like, "what's happening?"

And she's like, "Oh," she's like,

"you just remind me of the woman who raised me."

And I was like," I didn't need any of that."

And it was her trying to touch my hair

and all of this other goofy nonsense

and her husband just comes out of nowhere.

He's like, "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. She didn't..."

Cause when he...

Cause she was talking to me,

trying to touch my hair,

so I'm dodging that

and she calls Lauren over

and then Lauren's like,

"I don't think you should be..."

She's like, "no, it's okay.

No, I don't know."

And then she and her husband's kinda like,

"Hey, come on in."

And its like,

"Oh, my g...

You remind me of the lady who raised me."

And her husband goes, "all right, gotta go."

And then just yet like cartoon,

Sandman on the Apollo,

just yanks this woman back.

And that's how I kinda came up with that whole bit

because of her friend's was name was actually Lauren.

I'm just like,

I have had white women come up to me and go,