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  • Thank you.

  • Oh, no problem.

  • Thank you very much.

  • How you doing, Andy?

  • I'm doing well.

  • How are you?

  • Well, pretty good.

  • I wish your applause had gone on just a little longer.

  • Oh, and there.

  • That's perfect.

  • Okay, Thank you very much.

  • You're welcome.

  • You are.

  • You are definitely loved.

  • Thank you.

  • Me and all these fake people.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Yeah, I do.

  • Thank you for bringing that up, by the way.

  • A zoo?

  • You know, ladies and gentlemen, a lot of other shows.

  • No audience.

  • We've got a packed house.

  • That's right.

  • You sent us your photos.

  • We turn him into cutouts.

  • And this place is jam packed beyond capacity.

  • The aisles air full.

  • We even have a cut out of a really angry fire marshal.

  • Man.

  • I've never seen him so angry.

  • Well, it's very dangerous.

  • Yeah, you know, he's entirely within his rights.

  • E think he is.

  • I want to say thank you to all our fans that have participated, sent in photographs of themselves.

  • I just I really do have to thank each and every one of you, except one one fan.

  • I really do not like his name's Caleb, and he's from Kansas City, Missouri.

  • Look at him so high and mighty, huh?

  • Caleb?

  • Caleb thinks he's so much better than me just sitting there, judging me, the whole show, thinking he could do a better job.

  • Caleb, why can't you be more like Natalie from Westland Michigan?

  • She's fantastic.

  • She's everything.

  • You're not Caleb.

  • Yeah, but we have a special.

  • She and I understand each other.

  • It's magical what we have.

  • But you'd never get it, would you, Caleb?

  • Because your heart is filled with hate.

  • You couldn't understand in a million years, Caleb, just looking at your disdain, your face so filled with anger any time you want to go, Caleb, I'm right here.

  • Any time you want a piece of this.

  • You wanna go?

  • You wanna go?

  • Caleb?

  • I'll go if you want to go.

  • You're right, Natalie.

  • He's not worth it.

  • He's not worth it.

  • It all Thank you.

  • You lucked out.

  • You looked at this time, Caleb.

  • She saved your ass.

  • Wow.

  • I think I'm losing it.

  • What do you think, Andy?

  • I think you're fine.

  • Thanks, pal.

  • You've never seen more healthy.

  • Good.

  • Good.

  • All right.

  • I just almost got into it with a cardboard man.

  • named Caleb when my fake cardboard girlfriend Nathalie stepped in and saved the day.

  • You know what?

  • Onley get into fights that you know you're gonna win.

  • Thank you, pal.

  • Thank you.

Thank you.

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