Dance party!

[dance music playing]

I won! It's time to boogie!

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

This is idiotic.

Dance or you're fired.

You got it, Mr. Krabs!

[dance music playing]

[dance music playing]

[birds chirping]

[classical music playing]

[dance music playing]

What the--

[crowd booing]

♪ Well if you take your leg and you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And if you take the other one and jam it right up there ♪

♪ You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Do the sponge, sponge ♪

♪ Do the sponge ♪

[drum 'n bass music playing]

Today I feel like doing some dancing!

That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.

Ooh, I got music, friend.

In my mind!

[various songs playing]

Oh, I love this song!

[guitar music playing]

Here I go!

That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.

It's the mail truck!

- Our package! - Our package!

[guitar music playing]

I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day.

- SpongeBob SquarePants? - That's me.

That's a big box!

Thank you!

Hey, SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping?

Thirty more seconds, Patrick.

Are you ready to get down?

[in unison] Yes!

[snoring]

No, not like that!

Like this!

[swing music playing]

Now you're talking.

Now let's kick it up a hundred notches!

Yeah!

[dance music playing]

What's happening?!

[flatlining sound]

Clear!

Hey, look what I can make it do!

Yeah.

Hey, what about that one?

Huh, you know, I don't remember getting this one.

- Can you make it dance? - Well, here, let me try.

[groaning and struggling]

A-cha-cha-cha! A-cha-cha-cha!

Cha-ri-ri, cha-ri-ri, cha!

Hm, wait a minute.

Go ahead in.

[ballet music playing]

[judge] Next.

Uh, excuse me?

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta! Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta! Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Ta!

[panting]

I'll show you dancing!

You know what gets people going?

Ribbons!

[classical music playing]

Whoo!

Now, do just as I did.

Like this?

[making chicken noises]

Well, you don't have to be nasty about it!

[country music playing]

[making chicken noises]

[techno music playing]

Wow! A house party going on inside of me!

Hey, why wasn't I invited?

I guess I was, since I am the house!

Look, Gary, now we have tons of prickly new friends!

Meow, meow.

Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo!

3,000 wup-poos later...

Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Oh, my gosh!

[orchestral music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

[orchestral music playing]

Enough!

[groovy music playing]

[groovy music playing]

[groovy music playing]

[jazz music playing]

Oh, no! Caramel... hardening...

Got to get out of here!

Patrick! Patrick!

- What? - Can I get a little help here?

Oh, sure thing, pal! Hey, everybody, make some room!

The floor's all yours!

Knock 'em dead, kid.

No, Patrick, I...

Hey, everybody!

Dance party!

Yee-haw!

[country music playing]

Come on, boy! Move those feet!

[country music playing]

Ow!

SpongeBob better come home soon!

I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing!

Oh! You took me by surprise!

Surprise!

No!