I'm Orange!

- [Pear] And I'm Pear!

Today we're gonna show you how to play football,

American style!

- Mind if I kick things off?

- Go right ahead!

- Thanks!

Wheee!

- Ugh, okay.

Step one, get a football.

They're shaped a little differently than most other balls.

- I'll say, these footballs are shaped toe-tally weird!

(laughs)

- Orange, is that a foot?

- Yeah!

Football, right?

Let's play, I wanna give somebody a Gatorade bath!

- Wh-Where did you get a human foot?

- Off that angry guy over there!

- Uh, might he be angry because you took his foot?

- Oh, that would explain it.

Boy, do I feel like a heel!

(laughs)

- Just give the foot back!

This is a football!

- Oh, you mean an egg ball.

- No, I mean a football!

- I'm pretty sure that's an egg ball, dude.

- It is a football.

If you'd just listen to what, wait, what the -

what is happening!

(screams)

My eyes!

- Whoa! A bald eagle!

That's American football, all right!

(laughs)

- (groans)

Step two.

Get a team together.

You want someone who can throw as your quarter back.

Someone who can run fast as your running back.

- Oh! Oh! I'm good at rolling!

I'll be the roll-back!

- Roll-back isn't a position, dude!

- Okay, then I'll just be the motorboat-back!

(laughs)

(motorboat noises)

- Ugh. Sure, dude.

You can be the motorboat-back.

- Woo hoo! Where does the motorboat-back stand?

- Over there, by the bench.

- All right!

Come on, Baldie!

To the bench!

Weeee!

- Ugh. Finally, we can actually talk about football!

Now step three is -

- Gatorade bath!

(laughs)

- Orange!

- It's not orange!

It's lemon-lime.

(laughs)

- (groans)

It is not time for a Gatorade bath yet!

- Oh, sorry!

Rewind!

- Whoa, you can do that?

- Sure, I can do all sorts of football-y things, like this!

Instant replay!

- Ugh, hey!

What they heck!

- Baldie, get me out of here!

- (growls)

Okay, let's get back on the rails.

Step three is to try and score a touchdown.

Do this by advancing the ball downfield

either by running it or passing it.

- Or by motorboating it!

(motorboat noises)

Dude, you're ruining the field!

This is insane!

- It is?

- Yes!

For one thing you're driving a motorboat across dry land!

- Oh, well we can fix that!

(whistles)

- What the?

- (laughs)

- Orange!

(upbeat music)