Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to become the real king of Summoner's Rift.

In the laning phase, you must slap these bad boys with your sharp spear to punish them for being minion greedy

and perform a Dance Pole-Spear Charge combo on them whenever it's safe to do so to scare them for life.

If the enemy has around half HP, doing a quick Dance Pole-Spear Charge-Auto Attack-Rock Solid Bed combo will be enough to send that stupid champion to hell.

Even if you miss your trademark combo, you don't have to fret about it because your auto-attacks are the best tools you have to bring anyone down.

If you're getting screwed by your opponent and he uses his ignite to finish you off, simply use your cleanse to remove it

and don't be scared to go back at that manaless bastard with your lovely combo and swing your weapon at him until he kisses the dirty ground.

And now, you have to go on an adventure to enjoy a sexy time with your wife and a spammer master.

When you get your Blade of the Ruined King, you can show this guy who's the best dick sucker in your tiny village.

Combine that item with a Pikachu Sword and zapping your way to victory without the need to go back home to heal will be a piece of cake.

You don't like the BotrK? Then take a Ravenous Hydra instead to offer a better service than the Pokemon Center.

Because of all the attack speed and damage you get from your items, the game won't be able to animate your attack animation properly,

so use that exploit to quickly destroy these buildings, penetrate Ezreal so hard that Taric won't recognize his 2-inch ****

and skip your duel with tankwick because it's boring.

Deforming Ezreal's Muramana with your long-ass spear isn't enough? Then do it on a horde of minions to one shot them like a boss.

With your Dance Pole-Spear Charge combo, you can magically pass through trees to complete your dragon slaying quest,

you can surprise a motherfucker that thought he got away from you,

you can surprise another motherbitch before she gives you a boring freeshow and you can (MY SPEAR IS LONGER THAN J4).

Of course you can, baka boy, but you have to use a tactical retreat after that to lure that giant bug to the park to squash it without mercy.

Since you're so farmed and fed, you'll always be over level so you can leave your lane to have fun with some poor fuckabishes.

Also, what you can do is pretend to be mama wolf, put a ward to see incoming enemies, waste your time here for a few minutes,

let Bitchianna live because she's too ugly and savagely jump on that dirty rat to kill him with a few strikes.

In teamfights, the enemy team will not bother attacking you and they will try to kill your teammates instead because they know you're way too powerful for them.

With that information, you shouldn't have any fear to trap them in your rocky bed and smack their pretty faces one by one until everyone goes down.

Only trust yourself. Your team is always a bunch of noobs that deals no damage, that feeds the enemy all day and that can't do anything right, right?

So why don't you show your brothers and sisters the power of a true king that can dominate any fight, no problem!

After demonstrating your big muscles to the ladies, you have to show them how Mr.President take down the ADC that never shows up in teamfights.

Since you never make a mistake and your whole team is noob, you don't need to group up to ninja gank the criminals to carry your team to victory.

And if you follow everything I said in this video, you shouldn't be surprise if your level is way higher than everybody else in any stage of the game.

That's it for today, people!

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