You caught me in the middle of telling myself a secret.

Hi, Harry. I am gonna ask you 73 questions. Ready to do this?

Come, come.

-Do you live alone? -I do.

And how has your day been so far?

Well, I stepped in a rain puddle and accidentally got a ladybug wet, cried about it for hours after, but...

I think I made things right, cause that ladybug is going on tour with me as my opening act.

Last person you texted?

My Uber driver from three weeks ago, just to say hello.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you about life?

A number that I made up that's impossible to communicate vocally, only with a look, specifically this look.

Least favorite color?

Ultramarine blue.

Favorite color?

Magenta.

What's the best gift you ever received?

A smile.

And you know who gave it to me? You.

Wow. Thank you.

What's your favorite meal?

A bowl of cream topped with drizzled raw honey straight from the bee colony I'm friends with, and a handful of wizzle berries.

I'm sorry, wizzle berries?

Yes, from the wizzle berry bush that grows in an enchanted land that's only accessible from the old armoire I keep in my garden.

What are you scared of?

Letting my anxieties tear me away from the present moment.

Wait, no. Spiders.

What's your guilty pleasure?

-Chocolate. -Oh, nice. Simple.

From the set of the original "Willy Wonka" film.

Favorite movie?

"Life," directed by me.

Shot with my eyeballs.

Coming soon to theaters near and far.

Best advice you ever got?

You can save 2 dollars a month on Netflix if you get the non-HD version.

Where'd you get that guitar?

Guitar Center.

Where'd you get that piano?

Guitar Center.

And what's in your cup?

Vodka!

Really?

No, it's tea.

How do you take your tea?

With vodka!

Dream collaborator?

Sorry, mate. I need to get going.

But we still have so many questions left.

I know, but I forgot I already made plans to blow a kiss to my best friend, a beluga whale wearing a bellhop outfit.

Thanks for stopping by.

And remember, treat people with kindness.

Cheers.

Chocolate kisses.

I just made that up.