Name: 科林-奎恩破壞了羅伯特-德尼羅的60歲生日派對。 (Colin Quinn Ruined Robert DeNiro’s 60th Birthday Party)
Uploaded: 2020-11-21T18:37:59.000Z
Duration: 9 min 38 s

-我的下一位嘉賓是一位非常有趣的喜劇演員。

one of my favorite comedians, I think, of all time.

我最喜歡的喜劇演員之一，我想，所有的時間。

他有一本新書叫《言過其實》。

A Coast to Coast Roast of the 50 States."

"從海岸到海岸的50個州的烤肉"。

Does he think maybe I'm trying to butter him up

and that's why he's going to be in a bad mood?

Because yeah, when I bring him out, but I meant it.

因為是的，當我把他帶出來的時候，但我是認真的。

His latest special, "Colin Quinn & Friends:

他的最新特別節目《科林-奎恩與朋友》。

A Parking Lot Comedy Show," is streaming now on HBO Max.

A Parking Lot Comedy Show》正在HBO Max上流傳。

-Ah, man, I just said some great things about you, man.

-啊，夥計，我剛才說了一些關於你的好話，夥計。

-I know, but you said "one of my favorites, I think."

-我知道，但你說 "我最喜歡的一個，我想。"

-Yeah, but you said "I think" in the middle of that.

-是的，但你在中間說了 "我想"。

I don't know why you had to... -[ Laughs ]

Did I say "I think"? No, you're one of my favorites.

我說了 "我想 "嗎？ - 沒有，你是我最喜歡的人之一。不，你是我的最愛之一。

-Yeah, you said "you're one of my favorites, I think."

-是的，你說 "你是我最喜歡的人之一，我想"

-Yeah, you started to question yourself in the middle,

-是的，你在中間開始懷疑自己。

"One of my favorites, I think" is pretty good.

"我最喜歡的一個，我想 "是相當不錯的。

It's not good as "one of my favorites, unequivocally,"

這不是 "我最喜歡的作品之一，毫無疑問 "的好。

Alright, you were one of the hardest working comedians

好吧，你是最努力的喜劇演員之一。

And because of what's happening in the world,

you were telling me this is the longest stretch

that you've gone without being in a comedy club.

你已經走了沒有在一個喜劇俱樂部。

-That's true. -That must be bizarre for you.

-那是真的.-那對你來說一定很奇怪.

-書呆子，因為這就是為什麼它是書呆子。

Before the invention of the computer, nerds,

they had one thing they could actually do in life

他們一生中只有一件事是可以真正做的

that would make them popular, which is medical field.

這將使他們流行，這是醫學領域。

That was their only hope to be rock stars,

那是他們成為搖滾明星的唯一希望。

And so they would figure out a thing like COVID,

所以他們會想出一個類似COVID的東西。

And because they're all too busy, like, you know,

因為他們都太忙了，就像，你知道的。

and apps, we're getting, like, third-rate nerds

和應用程序，我們得到的，就像，三流的書呆子。

Because they're developing apps now instead of focusing

因為他們現在正在開發應用程序，而不是專注於。

-Yeah, which is saving our lives so we can push them

-是啊，這是在救我們的命，這樣我們就可以推他們了

into lockers for another couple hundred years.

-Even though you can't perform right now,

-Yes, I'm writing on my ph-- I write on my phone constantly.

-是的，我在用手機寫... ... 我一直在用手機寫。

I got a few joke ideas. You want to hear any of them?

我有一些笑話的想法。你想聽嗎？

Well, first of all, corona stuff, obviously.

好吧，首先，電暈的東西，顯然。

all those Liam Neeson movies, like "Taken."

所有這些連姆・尼森的電影， 像 "被帶走"。

Now it's going to change, like, "I will look for you,

現在要變了，比如 "我會找你的"。

and I will give you the finger across the room.

Sounds like a sketch that got cut at dress,

聽起來像是在衣服上被剪掉的草圖。

'Cause you can't go near people, the six feet.

And sex scenes, when you explain it, it's even worse.

而性愛場面，你一解釋，就更糟糕了。

Sex scenes -- there's going to be no more sex.

People are not going to kiss in a movie or the whole audience

人們不會在電影中接吻，也不會讓所有的觀眾都接吻。

Imagine two people exchanging sal-- we're all going to think

想象一下，兩個人交換沙... ... 我們都會認為...

like, "What is that person's husband and wife going to do

如："那個人的丈夫和妻子要做什麼?

It's going to go back to like the 19-- in the 1940s,

它要回到像19 -- 在20世紀40年代。

people would just wink at each other in a movie

在電影中人們只會互相拋媚眼。

Or they would, like, have bunk beds on a train,

或者他們會，喜歡在火車上睡雙層床。

and you were like, "Ooh," and wear pajamas.

And that was like, "Ooh my God, pajamas, that's a hot movie."

這就像，"哦，我的上帝，睡衣， 這是一個熱門的電影。"

-They're the beginnings of great bits, thank you.

-這些都是偉大的開始，謝謝你。

A Coast to Coast Roast of the 50 States,"

從海岸到海岸的50個州的烤肉，"

"New York Times" called you a bar-stool philosopher.

"紐約時報 "說你是酒吧的哲學家。

You know, sometimes it's, you know, some erudite

你知道，有時它是，你知道，一些博學的

Irish intellectual professor with his corduroy jacket,

愛爾蘭知識分子教授和他的燈芯絨外套。

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