Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles What's up y'all. This is your boy D-Trix in the Dominic show. And then, welcome to: 7 reasons why you're still single. One. you might have the worst first impression ever. Excuse me, miss. But did it hurt? When? When you fell from hell... You know what rhymes with "hug me"? Let's have sex. Are you from Tennessee? Cuz i give you like a 5. Nice phone! You should put my number in it! HAHAHAHAHA! @!@!@!@!@! Two You might lack a little bit of self confidence. Kind of like my friend, unconfident Chris. Let them know, Chris! You...you heard him....yep...... Three You're a gamer. Die! You son of a b****! AHHHHHH! Well, not like that. More likes of you treat girl as if it is one big game. Here. Let me explain. You see this girl. You wanna make the perfect pair, but then don't be such a Jack. If you want this queen to be a party of throne. Well, you gotta be straight with her. Share couple jokes, and always treat her like an Ace. Don't ever put her at the bottom. Always keep her on top. And maybe, just maybe...... You can have this. Four. You're a but guy. Not that kind of butt, this kind of but...... Hi, I'm Megan. Hi, I am...... (Wait, is this girl hitting on me right now?) But what if she's not? But what if she is? But what if we hooked up? But what if she has herpes? Crap! Awkward eye contact. Quick! Say something! But nothing inappropriate You have a really nice butt! (Damn it!) Five. The romantic movie syndrome. When you think true love is literally have a movies-make-it-seem. "Movies make it seem" This is a story. Of true love. And how perfect their love is because movies makes it seem that way. But we all know that's bull s#!t Now back to the pointless montage. Yeah...sorry guys. Romantic movies should stay on the big screen. Six. You compare every new person you meet, with your ex. Hi, I'm Megan. Hi, hold on. Cute? Check. Brown eyes? Check. Brown hair? Check. Nice smile? Check. A woman? What was your name again? Megan. Fail. Seven. Last and final, you just wanna be single. You really don't want to be taken. Here, let me explain. You like the thought of being in love because when you see it, well, it hits you. You're inspired, so you started picturing all the fun things you can do with that significant other, like laugh together, cuddle together, or even dance together. But somewhere deeper inside, you're afraid to fall in love. And everything you just imagined, disappears. Then you picture everything again, and realize... You don't mind laughing by yourself, cuddling alone, or even dance in solo. Because someone in your past, you once gave your heart. And all that was left was nothing but ache. But the freedom of flirt with multiple people at once is always fun. But time will pass. And one night you'll fall asleep and wake up the next morning to only realize the person you woke up to Doesn't exist. So maybe you have bad first impression. A lack of self confidence. Or maybe you just wanna be single. But as long as you follow your heart. That's all that matters. And That's No bull. THE END. You Mean Like This?! Thank you so much for clicking my last video. If you like it then click subscribe, then click last video, then click the blue please. Click something here~~x3 If I am scaring you, you can click unsubscribe now. Sorry.
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