And wait a minute, I'm getting a zoom call.

等一下，我接到一個變焦電話。

I think, hey, it's Sarah Silverman.

我想，嘿，這是莎拉-西爾弗曼。

Hi, Sarah.

嗨，莎拉。

Hi, I just wanted to say congratulations.

嗨，我只想說恭喜你。

Oh, congratulations for what?

哦，恭喜什麼？

Because you're gonna be one of the first group of people

因為你會成為第一批人中的一員。

to get a COVID vaccination.

接種COVID疫苗。

No, no, I don't think I'm one of the first people

不，不，我不認為我是第一批人。

to get a COVID vaccine, that's not right.

去接種COVID疫苗，這是不對的。

No, you are.

不，你是。

I'm so happy, 'cause I love you so much.

我很高興，因為我很愛你。

It is, I have it on my phone, wait.

是的，我手機上有，等。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay, according to the CDC, healthcare workers,

好吧，根據疾控中心的說法，醫護人員。

emergency first responders and people 65 and older

急救人員和65歲及以上的人

will be among the first to get the new...

將成為首批獲得新...

Wait, wait, Sarah, you think I'm 65 or older?

等等，莎拉，你認為我已經65歲了嗎？

Is this a bit? Are we doing a bit right now?

這是位嗎？我們現在做的是位嗎？

No, we're not doing a bit.

不，我們沒有做一點。

I'm not 65 years old, I'm nowhere near that.

我不是65歲，我離65歲還差得遠呢。

Ugh, Conan, don't do this.

呃，柯南，不要這樣做。

Don't do what?

不做什麼？

Look, I get it.

聽著，我明白了。

I know this business is horrible to seniors

我知道這個行業對老人來說是很可怕的

but don't risk your life for vanity.

但不要為了虛榮心而冒生命危險。

That's ...

那是...

crazy.

瘋狂的。

I'm not risking my life, I'm not 65.

我不會拿自己的生命冒險，我不是65歲。

Do I look that old to you?

你覺得我看起來有那麼老嗎？

I mean, yeah, no, not now but the last time

我的意思是，是的，不，不是現在，但最後一次。

I was at the studio I saw you.

我是在工作室看到你的

You were in the makeup chair for over two and a half hours.

你在化妝椅上坐了兩個半小時以上。

That's just because I'm-

那只是因為我...

Are you putting on prosthetics.

你是不是戴上了假肢。

What are you in? Planet of the Apes?

你在幹什麼？人猿星球？

No, no.

不，不。

I'm just saying I get a lot of makeup

我只是說，我得到了很多的化妝品

because I'm pale.

因為我很蒼白

It's not because I'm old

不是因為我老了

On your chest?

在你的胸前？

Okay, what I get done on my chest before the show

好吧，我得到了什麼做我的胸部 在表演之前，。

is none of your business.

不關你的事。

That's private.

那是隱私

My point is I wasn't born in 1955.

我的觀點是我不是1955年出生的。

Well, your Spotify playlist says otherwise.

好吧，你的Spotify播放列表說不是。

Okay, well, whatever.

好吧，好吧，隨便你。

I just happened to great to groove out

我只是碰上了偉大的槽出

to the oldies.

到舊人。

It's not a big deal.

這不是什麼大不了的事。

A lot of young people do.

很多年輕人都是這樣。

But I wasn't born in '55.

但我不是55年出生的。

Who was President in 1955?

1955年誰是總統？

Eisenhower.

艾森豪威爾。

Whoa, that was fast you didn't even have to think.

哇，那是快速的，你甚至不需要思考。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

Sarah person can know who

莎拉的人可以知道誰

was president before they were born.

在他們出生之前就已經是總統了。

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

Look, I was I was just worried about you.

聽著，我... 我只是擔心你。

You know I love you.

你知道我愛你。

If you say you're not 65 you're not 65,

如果你說你不是65歲，你就不是65歲。

that's good enough for me.

這對我來說已經足夠好了。

Okay, well, thank you, Sarah.

好了，好了，謝謝你，莎拉。

And someday when I am 65, I hope we're still friends.

有一天，當我65歲的時候，我希望我們還是朋友。

Of course, we will be.

當然，我們會的。

Quick question,

快速的問題。

when I say Tick Tock what comes to mind?

當我說Tick Tock的時候，你會想到什麼？

Tick Tock?

滴答滴答？

A sound a clock makes. Why?

一個時鐘發出的聲音。為什麼？

Anything else?

還有別的嗎？

No.

不知道

Okay, well have a good show, Conan.

好吧，那就祝你演出愉快，柯南。

Love you.

愛你。

Okay, bye.

好吧，再見。

Thanks, Sarah.

謝謝，莎拉