Ooh, sorry!

Ok I'll --- is it a hug?

No, let's just count to three.. 1, 2.. Hi

Luc? Luke? Luc is fine yeah. I suppose in French it would be

I mean Janine.. like French, but I feel like you guys say Jeanine.

Yeah I'll take that

Should we get a drink?

Yeah I'm gonna have water, if it's OK I'm gonna start with that

Sorry.. a WHAT?

WATER.

wateh

No.. Water. I'm saying that the right way!

I don't know if you are. I think I'm saying it right

It's OK. That's really cute. I think it's really cute

Just order it for me

I'd love to

And what would you like to drink tonight?

Hi, could we get some water.. for the lovely lady and myself

And then of course.. considering who we are and stuff

we get some wine.. maybe a nice red or something

No, I'm OK. I don't drink wine

But you're French!?

So?

I've got a couple of French friends and they all drink wine

Yeah good for them but I don't drink wine and we don't all, I mean

No, of course. You're an individual

That's -- that's totally on me

So I just went to Paris. It was great. I had a great time!

I saw the Louve?

Louvre.

That's the one! I saw that, I went to the Arc

The Eiffel Tower, went to PSG, played football. It was great. It was an amazing time

Amazing.. but I'm not from Paris so

Ah you're not?

Yeah no

Oh f*ck. Sorry! I thought you told me you were

No. France, but not Paris

Oh OK. Where are you from?

Perpignan is the name of the city.

South of France

WTF is that? Sorry..

It's a city, other than Paris. YES. It is.

I've never heard of it!

And that's why the French guy had the bear!

Oh I'm glad you liked it! I was a bit worried actually

oh WHY?

French girls are a bit snobby usually aren't they?

They're a little bit hard work

According to WHOM?

I dunno.. I thought it was pretty well known. Do the French have a sense of humour?

I don't understand why people say we don't get on

We're really good friends

We won the war REALLY

You'd be in trouble now if we haven't come along

Oh no! I have a baguette! Stay away - like...

In a good way, in a good way!

You know, like.. we're friends

Oh BEAUTIFUL! Love that, thank you so much

Excuse me. Can I get some ketchup?

Sure.

Yeah thanks

Why do you need -- I mean you already have a little bit there, you don't

It's Chicken Kiev. I can't have it without ketchup

Oh this looks so good!

Oh oh.. a little bit more. That's perfect. One more. Lovely

Yeah that looks great. So do you miss France?

Mhm.. I miss France, I miss my family, my friends, the fashion.. OMG I miss the fashion so much

And I do miss perfume. I collect perfume so yeah

Oh you know, fun fact about that I read it the other day - did you know that the French invented perfume because apparently they didn't shower much and they smell?

Yeah I read it on Wikipedia so

Oh Wikipedia

Yeah

No you smell delicious! Yeah really good

Thank you?

Ah it's my pleasure

Would you do something for me?

What is it?

I find the French accent so hot. Would you say something for me in French?

I didn't even know what you said but it sounded so hot.. everywhere!

You sound just like --

You sound just like this girl I know

OK was she French?

Yeah yeah she was French, like French-Canadian

So NOT from France

Well FRENCH

But not from France, from Quebec

Sounded the same though

So fun fact, my ex-girlfriend made me watch a show a French show - Emily in Paris? Did you see it?

I saw that. It wasn't -- I didn't like it

But the scenes...The scenes were great no?

What scenes?

Well French woman...

Yeah I'm French. I'm a French woman. What do you mean? What scenes?

You know - THE SCENES!

Which ones. Just say it. What do you mean?

Je AHH, you know

Right.

I had a really great time

I learned this for this moment

No..