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Oh my god honey...
哦,我的上帝,親愛的......
Where do I begin explaining?
我從哪裡開始解釋?
This thing...
這東西...
Well...
嗯......
You know what?
你知道嗎?
You know Mark, right?
你知道馬克,對不對?
That friend that I go bowling with.
那朋友說,我去保齡球。
like 2 times a week
一個星期像2倍
Well uh...
呃...... ......
I guess the easy way to start will be starting with him
我想最簡單的方式開始將開始與他
after we go bowling
之後我們去保齡球
we used to go to see movies
我們經常去看看電影
There was one time
有一次
When was that?
那是什麼時候?
Yeah.. Seems like a month ago
We went to see like one movie in particular .
是啊..好像一個月前
What was that?
我們去看特別像一部電影。
That's right!
那是什麼?
That was captain America: the Winter Soldier
這是正確的!
Oh my God!
這是美國隊長:冬天戰士
That was a movie
哦,我的上帝!
I haven't seen that kind of
這是一部電影
that good of a Marvel movie in ages.
我沒見過那種
I mean that must been
一個奇蹟電影的年齡好。
it must been since the Avengers.
我的意思是必須的了
I'm like...
它必須一直以來的復仇者。
Well... you know
我很喜歡...
like right now she's a cliner
嗯......你知道
She means a lot for us every now and then.
就像現在,她是一個cliner
like you know...
她意味著很多對我們每一個現在,然後。
Potentially anything will happen.
就像你知道...
Potentially a meteorite can fall down right now you know.
可能什麼都不會發生。
That's like a cosmic level of imagination.
一個潛在的隕石可以掉下來,現在你知道了。
And but potentially you know who knows?
這就像想像一個宇宙級。
Maybe one day should devise something.
和,但可能你知道誰知道?
I remember watching a movie.
也許有一天,應該設計一些東西。
One documentary.
我記得看電影。
There is a scientist in the USA
一個紀錄片。
He's called Red Curzvill.
有一個在美國的科學家
And he has this idea
他被稱為紅Curzvill。
about ...
他有這樣的想法
what should I call it?
關於...
Singularity.
我應該怎麼稱呼它?
It's called singularity.
奇點。
And he's thinking the basic you know
這就是所謂的奇點。
all this technology is expanding and advancing
而且他認為你知道的基本
so rapidly you know.
所有這些技術正在擴大和推進
3D graphics for this s***
這麼快你知道。
like in the 1990s.
3D圖形的這個S ***
And now we just basically used that
就像20世紀90年代。
and we looking forward to
現在我們基本上只是使用的
like new ideas like 3D or something like that you know.
我們期待著
We improving that as well.
喜歡新的理念,如3D或類似的東西,你知道的。
Now right now
我們改善這一點。
If you look at the movie from like the beginning of the 1990s
現在,現在
that used like 3D graphic
如果你看電影一樣從上世紀90年代初
It looks pretty much s***
所使用,如3D圖形
And I remember you know
它看起來幾乎是S ***
people use to go to cinema watch that
我記得你知道
That would be like "oh my god! this is unbelievable!"
人們使用去電影院手錶
" it looks so good!"
這就好比"哦,我的上帝!這是令人難以置信!"
Now you look at it
"它看起來那麼好!"
and it looks like crap.
現在,你看看吧
just because of
它看起來像廢話。
you know...
只是因為
comparison
你知道嗎...
I mean you compare to the things
對照
that are out now
我的意思是你比較的事物
that is so much better.
這是現在出來
And...
那是好多了。
I don't know...
和...
It's just things changed you know.
我不知道...
Red Curzvill has this idea about singularity.
這只是事情改變了你知道的。
you know
紅Curzvill有這種想法大約奇點。
technology advancing up to this point
你知道
that we actually sort of like become
技術推進到了這一點
machines
我們實際上有點像成為
in a way
機
like you know
在某種程度上
technology keeps going
就像你知道的
like 50 years ago computers is used to be like super big you know
技術不斷的去
Like the computer be use to send like first recons to the space
就像50年前的電腦是用來像超級大牌你知道
used to be thatcomputer was the size of this whole room you know
就像電腦被用來發送像第一recons的空間
Nowadays
曾經是thatcomputer是這整個房間你知道的大小
you have more advanced technology
如今
in your own cell phone
你有更先進的技術
So technically if you are able to do it
在你自己的手機
you could probably organize you know
因此從技術上講,如果你能做到這一點
a space shuttle to be launched to outer space
你也許可以組織你知道
with the use of technology in any form
將推出太空航天飛機
I mean just in certification
以任何形式使用技術
So that makes you thinking you know
我的意思只是在認證
Going forward.
這樣就使得你以為你知道
Technology is getting smaller.
展望未來。
Before that it's like whole room of computers and nothing else
技術正變得越來越小。
Right now you have a small smartphone you know
在此之前,它就像電腦的整個房間,沒有別的
that fix into your pocket perfectly
現在你有一個小的智能手機你知道
So...
該解決到你的口袋完美
you know whose saying
所以...
I heard things about people experimenting with chips
你知道誰的說法
that chips this size that you can put into your skin
我聽說過的人與芯片實驗的東西
And like you know
該芯片的這種規模,你可以把你的皮膚
maybe that'll be used for the quick machines
而像你知道
so that you don't have to get your passport.
也許這會被用於快速機
cause passport is inside of you all the time
讓你不必讓你的護照。
And...
原因護照是你內心所有的時間
you know...
和...
if it comes to that
你知道嗎...
it would stop people
如果它來的
from you know liking creating
它會阻止人們
like for example you don't have to carry up cellphone on you
從你知道的喜好創建
You just have this chip you know
例如像你不必攜帶了手機上你
and it does anything for you
你只是有這個芯片你知道
I mean like you know
而且它給你什麼
you can like basically go to Wikipedia go to Facebook
我的意思是像你知道
without even touching anything you know
你可以喜歡,基本上去維基百科去到Facebook
just gets the feeling you know
甚至沒有觸及任何你知道的
I mean it does have the point
只是讓你知道那種感覺
when one of these days somebody is going to discover it
我的意思是它確實有一點
and who knows who's going to be you know
當這幾天有人人會發現它
maybe it's going to be something
誰知道誰將會是你知道
maybe it's gonna be someone who known as a scientist
也許這將是東西
maybe it's going to be somebody
也許它會是誰被稱為科學家的人
so
也許這將是某人
somebody who nobody really knows
所以
maybe he is gonna be cleaner or flawers you know
人誰沒有人真正知道
It's uh ...
也許他是要去的清潔劑或flawers你知道
It's just things that help people work and how you know
這是呃...
you can never really predict another thing or judging people
這只是一些有利於人們的工作和你是怎麼知道的
you can never predict who's gonna be
你永遠無法真正預測另一件事或判斷人
how much potential people have you know
你永遠無法預測誰的會是
You can like you know
潛在的人有多少你知道
I'm sure the people you know from elementary school
你可以像你知道的
You know it's always about people like totally
我敢肯定,你知道,從小學的人
can't fit in with society or something like that
你知道它總是關於人的完全一樣
and like you know the losers basic you know
不能與社會或類似的東西適合在
I'm sure these some of them
而像你知道的失敗者基本你知道
have like a good jobs or stuff you know
我敢肯定,這其中的一些
maybe somebody have their own company
有這樣一個好工作或東西,你知道
maybe somebody's a famous actor
也許有人有自己的公司
maybe somebody...
也許有人是著名演員
is a scientist you know
也許有人...
so...
是你知道的科學家
you know...
所以...
with these ideas
你知道嗎...
interesting things
這些想法
like you know
有趣的事
how Technology for example is improving us you know
就像你知道的
but that goes as if...
如何技術例如正在改善我們要知道
a lot of different fields of life you know
但是那更彷彿...
goes also with music
很多生活的不同領域你知道的
in the creating new new ideas
還去與音樂
new music and movies
在創建新的新思路
literature
新的音樂和電影
art
文學
Everything is going forward
藝術
Interesting world to be in. Don't you think?
一切都在前進
so...
有趣的世界被英寸難道你不覺得嗎?
uh...
所以...
Well...
呃...
we were all born in now
嗯......
I mean the world we were born into
我們都出生在現在
is like completely different
我指的是世界,我們是出生入
What's like completely different?
就像是完全不同的
Nowadays you have children
有什麼樣完全不同?
being born into a world where you know
現在你有孩子
They don't really know other world has internet
生在哪裡你知道的世界
we used to know that
他們真的不知道另一個世界有互聯網
That changed
我們用了就知道了
over time
這改變
So just imagine you know
隨著時間的推移
it is like what
所以,想像一下你知道
not even 30 years since we were born
它像什麼
So imagine what's going to happen in the next 30 years
沒有年甚至30年,因為我們出生
imaging what the world is gonna look like
所以,想像一下會發生在未來30年
when we are like you know
影像學什麼樣的世界是要去樣子
old people in like 70 or 80
當我們像你知道
or 90 maybe even
老人們像70或80
something like that
或90甚至
That's gonna be way way in 21 century
類似的東西
And you know
那會是這樣的方式在21世紀
just
你知道
I gess we just have to find out
剛
Who knows?
我GESS我們只需要找出
hey maybe I will invent something cool
誰知道?
maybe I would invent something cool
嘿,也許我會發明一些很酷的東西
how do you get the feel of bald people
也許我會發明一些很酷的東西
I mean you know you get like
你如何讓禿頭人的感覺
not totally bald
我的意思是你知道你得到像
you know
不完全禿頂
I don't be like
你知道
you don't know hair whatsoever
我並不像
I mean like
你不知道任何發
balding people
我的意思是像
ike you know
禿頂的人
sometimes you get people
IKE你知道
who I mean
有時你的人
of course it's going to happen to everybody eventually
誰我的意思是
especially guys
當然,它會發生在每個人最終
mostly guys
尤其是人
he get you know this whole here
大多人
What is that called?
他讓你知道這裡這整個
...or something
那是什麼叫什麼?
I can't pretty remember
...什麼的
anyway
我不記得漂亮
hum...
無論如何
you know how you get this balding men
嗚嗚......
you know I...
你知道你是怎麼得到這個禿頂男人
Mark knows one guy
你知道我...
He is a boss of this one company
馬克知道一個人
and he's like uh...
他是這個公司的老闆
he's like
他就像呃...
45
他像
or something like that
45
His hair is really reseeding
或者類似的東西
and he gets like you know
他的頭髮是真的補種
he looks like that the Japanese Kappa thing
他得到像你知道
It's what they like to called that
他看起來像日本河童的事
I mean that's really wrong you know
這就是他們喜歡稱那
I mean when they have like uh...
我的意思是真的錯了你知道
really bald hair here but they still have hairs here
我的意思是,當他們有像呃......
and It looks like Kappa
這裡真的禿的頭髮,但他們仍然有毛在這裡
you know or something like that
和它看起來像河童
I think before he really bald
你知道或類似的東西
that's really inappropriate
我覺得之前他真的禿
but
這是真的不合適
whatever
但
It's a free country
任何
I can think what I think
這是一個自由的國家
umm
我能想到的是什麼,我認為
but somethings you get these people
烏姆
who like you know
但有些事情你讓這些人
like most of the hair on the top of the head is gone
誰喜歡你知道
but they still have a little bit of hair here
像大多數的頭頂部的毛髮是離去
and they try to grow hair really long
但他們仍然有頭髮一點點在這裡
so then they can take it like
他們試種的頭髮很長
to the other side you know
這樣的話,他們可以把它像
so it's like covering the bald top of his hair
你知道的另一面
I think it's really hilarious
所以它就像覆蓋他的頭髮禿頭頂
I mean because...
我認為這是真的熱鬧
oh come on
我的意思是因為......
who are they fooling?
哦,來吧
Everybody can see it
他們是誰愚弄?
Everybody can see that
每個人都可以看到它
basically your head is bald
每個人都可以看到,
and you only covering it up
基本上你的頭是禿頭
with like the small amount of hair you still have
而你只覆蓋起來
that might be that inspiration
與像少量的頭髮你仍然有
that might be like some kind of middle age crisis or something
這可能是靈感
I know it's easy for me to say
這可能是像某種中年危機之類的東西
cause of basically you know
我知道這是容易的,我說
I am uh...
基本上你知道原因
still in my 20's
我呃...
Lately
還在我20的
but still
最近
so...
但仍
I still have some time to go before that happens to me
所以...
but there is no way in hell
我還有一些時間去,恰好在我面前
I'm gonna do something like that
但有沒有辦法在地獄
it's like you know
我會做這樣的事情
who are you fooling?
這就像你知道的
you ain't fooling
你是誰愚弄?
Anybody? man...
你是不是嘴硬
is it why would you even
誰?人...
why would you even do that?
這是為什麼即使你會
if you wanna have hair to cover
為什麼你連做呢?
your balding head
如果你想有頭髮覆蓋
you getta to pay or something like
你禿頭
right that doesn't cost too much
您GETTA支付或類似的東西
Especially if you are a boss of a f****** company
沒錯,不費太多
You definitely have the money
特別是如果你是一個F ******公司的老闆
like...
你肯定有錢
Of cause you know
像...
with modern day technology
因為你知道的
you can even get hair implant, right?
與現代技術
I'm sure you can afford it
你甚至可以得到植毛,對不對?
if you are a boss of a company
我敢肯定,你能負擔得起
then
如果你是一個公司的老闆
that shouldn't be a problem for you right?
然後
seems they just up to do that
這不應該是你有問題吧?
really...Gesus...
看來他們剛起來這樣做
I mean I can't stop but laughing
真的...... Gesus ...
and so many things you can do if you know
我的意思是我不能停下來,但笑
hair styles
和這麼多的事情可以做,如果你知道
I mean
髮型
come on
我的意思是
get all of this guy you know
來吧
I mean...
得到所有的這傢伙你知道
he looks like a ...
我的意思是...
this guy on the cover of this book
他看起來像一個...
he looks like a real slut
這傢伙在這本書的封面
I don't give a f*** about anything
他看起來像一個真正的蕩婦
deal with it
我不給A F ***對任何事情
Yo
對付它
And like you is every sort of it you know
呦
this is the kind of hairstyle
和你一樣是每樣呢你知道
that I like to call
這是什麼樣的髮型
this is how I woke up this morning
我喜歡叫
I mean that's really cool
這是我早上醒來的時候
I know I haven't done that before
我的意思是真的很酷
oh ok
我知道我沒有這樣做之前,
technically sometimes
哦確定
when I had to rush the work
技術上有時
then I do't really have time to do anything about my hair
當我不得不趕工作
and...
然後我do't真的有時間做任何事情對我的頭髮
sometimes I just wear a cap
和...
and I think it's cool
有時我只是穿帽
I think that's nature
我認為這很酷
and you know
我認為這是大自然
I know you women know so much about the appearances
你知道
and you have to keep your hair nice and tidy all the time
我知道你們女人這麼了解的出現
enough
你必須保持你的頭髮漂亮和整潔所有的時間
Fortunately
夠了
as men we don't have to do that at all
幸好
we can do whatever we want and still cool
作為男人,我們沒有這樣做,在所有
we don't have to put up make up
我們可以做任何我們想要的和尚酷
we don't have to put up lipstick
我們不必忍受彌補
we don't have to put up nail polish
我們不必忍受口紅
none of these s***
我們不必忍受指甲油
pure
沒有這些的S ***
natural
純
yo
自然
so anyway
喲
but...you know
所以無論如何
it's kind of
但是...你知道
if any of you have a balding head
它是一種
you can still do a lot of interesting things
如果你們有一個禿頭
about your facial appearance you know
你仍然可以做很多有趣的事情
like umm...
關於你的面部外觀你知道
you know that the TV seasons I've been watching pretty reasonly
像烏姆...
Breaking Bad
你知道電視的季節我一直在看漂亮reasonly
oh my god
破壞
that was the awesome TV show
哦,我的上帝
I get Walter White
那是真棒的電視節目
the main character
我得到沃爾特·白
yes cancer
主角
and he's rapidly losing his hair
是癌症
and he decides to
而他迅速失去了他的頭髮
like you know
他決定
hell I'm going to lose it a lot of it anyway
就像你知道的
so why even bother wife you know
地獄我要去反正輸了不少吧
come down the time
那為什麼還要費心老婆你知道
I'm going to shave it all anyway
下來的時候
you know
我要刮鬍子這一切呢
and there's interesting thing about this
你知道
serious
並有關於這個有趣的事情
it's that like you know
嚴重
actually
那就是像你知道
even that kind of
其實
like uh...
甚至那種
facial appearance
像呃...
you know
面部外觀
the hair
你知道
and these beard
頭髮
keeps changing
而這些鬍鬚
as he keeps changing
在不斷變化
and like you know
因為他在不斷變化
he is like
而像你知道
I mean he can get that for the title
他就像
Breaking Bad
我的意思是他可以得到的稱號
turning into a badass
破壞
or the character
變成一個壞蛋
the main character
或字符
Walter White is turning into a badass you know
主角
so he is like you know
沃爾特·白正在變成你知道一個壞蛋
he's still got his glasses this season of course
所以他像你知道
but uh...
他仍然得到了他的眼鏡,本賽季,當然
you know
但是,呃...
he gets this like mother f****** and awesome beard you know
你知道
it's really full beard
他得到這個像母親F ******,你知道真棒鬍子
it's red beard like you know like Viking's beard
這真是大鬍子
or something like that you know
它的紅鬍子就像你知道像機器貓的鬍子
and it's like you know
或者類似的東西,你知道
in the beginning
它就像你知道的
when you look at him
起初
he just said what the f****** pussy
當你看他
it just is
他剛才說什麼F ******貓
oh my god
它僅僅是
you know
哦,我的上帝
this guy is a loser if I have ever saw one
你知道
for the end of this TV series you know
這傢伙是個失敗者,如果我曾經看見一個人
I don't need the serious or anything like
你知道這個電視劇的結尾
He's a mental broken
我不需要嚴重或類似的東西
nevermind
他是一個精神斷裂
like before that
沒關係
when he's like on the top of his shape you know
像之前
on the top of his
當他像他的形狀你知道的頂部
like power or influence
在他的頂
He's got really mother f*** thick this
像權力或影響力
here
他得到了真正的母親說了句厚本
and here you know
這裡
it's pretty feak
在這裡你知道
and this is you know
這是相當feak
and he also like uh...
這是你知道的
it's also kind of
而且他也很喜歡呃...
they really arrange into a nice way
它是一種還
so it's like really
他們真的安排到一個不錯的方式
fits into his character
所以它就像真的
and of course that's also like
安裝到他的性格
that's also true in television
當然這也很喜歡
that's like how it works
這也是真正的電視
well...so you know
這就像它是如何工作
I just think that like uh...
嗯......所以你知道
your
我只是覺得,像呃...
facial like features
您的
you know your hair too
像面部特徵
or your like facial hair
你知道你的頭髮太
that kind of express
或者你喜歡的鬍子
in a way of what kind of person you are
那種快遞
I mean if you are slut
在你是什麼樣的人的方式
you don't do anything about it
我的意思是,如果你是賤人
you just shows you know
你沒有做任何事情
if you care about your appearance
你只是表明你知道
and you know you do something
如果你在乎你的外表
it's kind of expresses what kind of person you are
你知道你做什麼
in a way of course
這是一種表示你是什麼樣的人
you know there's more to that
在過程中的一種方法
there's more to all of it
你知道有更多的
than just the way you look
有更多的這一切
or the way you dress
不僅僅是你的樣子
of course you know
或者你穿著方式
you can't have somebody who's like
你當然知道
really ugly
你不能有別人誰像
but then you
真難看
find out that they are actually like a genius or something
但你
or they are really interesting people
發現,他們其實就像一個天才什麼的
it's like you know
或者他們是真正有趣的人
it's some of the requirements
這就像你知道的
you don't have to look cool to be cool
它的一些要求
I mean it's intertwining that all
你沒有看爽爽
but it's
我的意思是相互交織,所有
it's not necessity
但它的
but
它不是必需品
you know
但
all of people like to you know
你知道
be like free salamander
所有的人喜歡你知道
and this regards people who are fat
像蠑螈免費
or ugly or something like that
而這對於人誰是肥胖
they don't care about them
或醜陋的或類似的東西
you know that's
他們不關心他們
when it comes to me
你知道這是
I like to give them a
當涉及到我
not even a second chance you know
我想給他們一個
it's just
甚至不知道第二次機會
I like to judge people by who they are you know
它只是
like every conversation with people
我想通過他們是誰你知道判斷的人
not just like ok
像每一個交談的人
asshole asshole asshole
不只是喜歡ok了
go away
混蛋混蛋混蛋
asshole asshole
離開
go away
混蛋混蛋
asshole asshole go away
離開
ok you are the only one can stay
混蛋混蛋走開
asshole asshole go away
確定你是唯一一個可以留
useless
混蛋混蛋走開
so shallow
無用
comes down to be shallow
這麼淺
ok but
歸結為淺
we come back to that stuff about
確定,但
those bald man
我們回來的東西有關
with like you know
那些禿頭的男人
the kind of hair
有像你知道
you know covering up
什麼樣的髮型
It's just a... I don't know
你知道掩飾
it is just a sloppy way
這只是一個...我不知道
and if we talk about company bosses in general
它僅僅是一個草率的方式
you know
如果我們談論公司的老闆一般
I've met quite a lot
你知道
I've heard quite a lot
我見過不少
both from my friends
我已經聽到不少
and you know
無論是從我的朋友
from my personal experiences
你知道
I 've seen that
從我的個人經驗
I mean of course
我已經看到,
you know there is like
當然我的意思
Nowadays since
你知道有像
we got to approach
如今,因為
like you know
我們到了接近
okay
就像你知道的
big companies are evil
好
stuff like that
大公司是邪惡的
I mean that's
這樣的東西
not really that easy to
我的意思是這是
I mean it's
沒有想像中那麼容易
it's not so easy to
我的意思是
just
這不是那麼容易
the situation overall isn't that
剛
we shouldn't be so quick to judge it
形勢總體是不是
that's what I mean
我們不應該這麼快就判斷它
its a
這就是我的意思
still I mean
它的一
so you
還是我的意思是
of course you get the good boss
所以你
you get bad bosses
當然,你得到的好老闆
you get the good teachers
你得到壞老闆
you get bad teachers
你得到的好老師
you get uh...
你會得到不好的老師
people who ain't people who are asshole you know
你呃...
but this like
人誰不是人誰是混蛋你知道
you know
但這種喜歡
you met several kind of
你知道
I mean that
你見過幾種
to get into stereotype or anything like that
我的意思是
but I can see
進入刻板印象或類似的東西
after meeting some bosses
但我可以看到
some companies
認識一些老闆後
I can sort of see
有些公司
like
有點我可以看到
umm...
喜歡
maybe not like stereotype
嗯...
but sort of like pattern
也許不喜歡刻板印象
to like all the behave
有點像,但模式
and like what they want to present themselves
喜歡所有的行為
and it's all about
而像他們想展示自己什麼
I mean not all of them of course
和它的所有有關
but like people I'm talking about
我的意思是不是所有的人,當然
this particular kind of boss
但喜歡的人我說的
so to speak
這種特殊的老闆
they like
可以這麼說
what they care about most
他們喜歡
it's face on you
他們最關心的
and then it's like of course
它的臉在你
you know you like
然後它就像當然的
you're in charge
你知道你喜歡
you have to operate a company
你負責
you have a lot of people working for you
你要在一個公司
of course it's a responsibility
你有很多的人為你工作
you can't just be a
當然,這是一種責任
you know
你不能只是一個
you can't show them that you are week
你知道
because like basically
你不能讓他們知道你是週
you are the foundation of this company
因為基本上一樣
It's like you are the route
你是這個公司的基礎
you take up the rules you dies
這就像你的路線
you know
你拿起你死的規則
ummm
你知道
that's
嗯
that's another thing you know
這是
people like to bash
這就是你知道的另一件事
riches people all like bosses of big company
人們喜歡來砸
for being asshole you know
暴富的人們大公司都喜歡老闆
something like that
為是你知道的混蛋
but uh...
類似的東西
or they just find out they earned a lot of money
但是,呃...
order that the justified in the Arnot mine you know
或者他們只是發現他們賺了很多錢
if you think that the way it works
下令該理由在阿諾特礦你知道
why don't you open up a company by yourself?
如果你認為它的工作方式
seriously waht stopping you?
你為什麼不開一家自己?
It've been so easy you know
認真啥子阻止你?
all that doing using it
It've就不是那麼容易你知道
and they
使用它所有的做
keep earning money for nothing if you keep saying
他們
why don't you open up a company for yourself?
保持賺錢的什麼,如果你繼續說
do it
你為什麼不開一家自己?
then you wait the
做
the kind wasn't trying to I mean
那麼你等待
Bosses that really about
那種是不是要我的意思
this particular kind of boss
老闆們真正了解
and It's like about your know face
這種特殊的老闆
and
而這就像你的臉上知道
of course that
和
there's different kinds of boss but this one
當然這
in particular
有不同類型的老闆,但這個
is like the kind of boss that
特別是
how to say it
是喜歡那種老闆說
put that into words
怎麼說
they are like
它放入字
they have to be the number one star
他們像
of the company you know
他們必須頭號球星
I used to work for this company sometime ago
你知道公司的
and
我用這家公司的前一段時間的工作
and
和
this is like International Exhibition you know
和
like I could see that
這就像國際展覽你知道
this is based in Asia
像我看得出來,
and I was like you know
這是總部設在亞洲
the only foreigner worker working in this company
我很喜歡你知道
and a lot of people you from all over the world
唯一的外國人勞動者在本公司工作
you know they basically
和很多人從世界各地
like you know Asian
你知道他們基本上
It wasn't Asian sport
像你知道亞洲
was being in this Exhibition like you know
這是不是亞洲體育
a European
在這個展覽中是像你知道
a European sports will be in the exhibition hall
歐洲
you have a European spot
歐洲體育將在展館
you had like a Middle Eastern spots
你有一個歐洲現貨
near the Asian spot
你有像中東的斑點
and they like you know
靠近亞洲現貨
people they are generally customers
他們喜歡你知道
they walk around and there like
他們是人們普遍的客戶
in the Asian area you know
他們四處走走,那裡像
when they walk around they like you know
在你知道亞洲地區
this all the stuff
當他們四處走走,他們喜歡你知道
Asian Asian Asian
這一切的東西
I mean when they look at the people staring you know
亞洲亞洲亞洲
none of this anything will be Asian
我的意思是,當他們看的人盯著你知道
of course you know
沒有這樣的東西將是亞洲
like pointed
你當然知道
of course
像尖
everybody was there are you know who they are
當然
what was that I was just in the boof
每個人都在那裡,你知道他們是誰
and was like they were expecting
那是什麼我只是在BOOF
a white guy
而像他們期待
to be there
一個白人
and they like interested in me and they just wanted to
在那裡
or maybe they are just interested in the products
他們喜歡對我感興趣,他們只是想
almost the products
或者也許他們在產品只是有興趣
I have to admit that
幾乎產品
the product for good
我不得不承認,
and
本產品為好
but they like you know
和
they like okay this I wasn't expecting
但他們喜歡你知道
this I wasn't expecting
他們喜歡這個還好我沒想到
why did I to be here?
這個我沒想到
for any particular reason or anything
我為什麼在這裡?
and then they just walked up
對於任何特定的原因或任何東西
and you know and they were like how come you were here
然後他們剛剛走到
you know just like certain circumstance you know
你知道,他們是怎麼樣來你在這裡
and that knid of boss was like
你知道,就像某些情況下你知道
holy s***
和老闆說knid很喜歡
I kind of don't know what he is thinking
聖潔的S ***
but he looked kind of upset you know
樣的,我不知道他在想什麼
It was like
但他看上去有種讓你心煩意亂知道
I don't know
這就像
I can imagine that in his mind this way
我不知道
what the hell
我可以想像,在他心中這樣
you know like
什麼是地獄
spotlights should be on our products
你知道像
won't me
聚光燈應該是對我們的產品
so why is this like you know
不會我
why is this white a****** taken over the spotlight
所以這是為什麼像你知道
you know how come he is just a nobody in this company
這是為什麼白色******接管聚光燈
so what the f*** you know
你知道他是怎麼來的是在這家公司只是一個無名小卒
and then I gotta give a s*** in the hood
所以***你知道什麼是F
I've heard stories from other people who
然後我得給A S ***在引擎蓋
got kind of s*** as well you know and like
我從其他人聽到的故事誰
even and like you know
那種得到了S ***,以及你知道和喜歡
go to a party with this company
即使和像你知道
and
去一個派對與這家公司
and that's like you know
和
that there's some like international customer seocial journey
這就是像你知道
or some other random people
這有一些類似的國際客戶seocial之旅
you know and like
或其他一些隨機的人
especially unusual that I'm there you know
你知道和喜歡
that's kind of attention for that
尤其是不同尋常,我在那裡你知道
but people who want to talk with me
這是一種注意力的
always stock you know
但誰願意跟我說話的人
I talk to people
總是stock你知道
so
我說話的人
you know but
所以
the people keep talking to you
你知道,但
people start a conversation with me
人們不斷跟你說話
they wanna talk with me
人們開始與我交談
and this guy is like getting directions to live
他們想和我交談
I talk to them like
這傢伙就像是得到指示的生活
you know
我跟他們一樣
oh I have this friend who like you know
你知道
I had a friend to came
哦,我有這樣的朋友,誰像你知道
and actually she said that was a friend and he actually
我有一個朋友來了
he was on TV one time
而實際上,她說,這是一個朋友,他居然
because there was like
他是在電視上一次
there was some events or holidays
因為有像
there was someone that was filmimg stuff
有一些活動或節假日
and he was thereon TV
有一個人,這是filmimg東西
the boss was like
而他就此電視
oh well you know I'm on TV
老闆很喜歡
like almost every other weekend you know so
哦,你知道我在電視上
think of that you know
像幾乎每隔一周的週末你知道這麼
what the f*** are you comparing yourself
想你知道
Jesus
什麼是F ***,你自己比較
It's like I don't know
耶穌
they have like small dicks or something
這就像我不知道
what kind of problem is that
他們有像小迪克斯什麼
dude you have a company
什麼樣的問題是
why do you have to
老兄你有一個公司
do you have anything to worried about yourself
你為什麼要
or just you know
你有什麼擔心自己
I don't know
或者只是你知道
social status
我不知道
Poor things of face of value I mean
身價
I don't know I just
面的價值,我的意思是可憐的東西
never want to be famous or anything like that
我不知道,我只是
I'm not asking for it
從來沒有想出名或類似的東西
maybe somebody does
我不要求它
they are free to do so
也許有人不
you know but just this way of
他們可以自由地這樣做
pushing other people
你知道,但就是這樣的
giving other people shit about
推別人
I mean there is
給別人拉屎約
not my fault that there's anything people can talk to me
我的意思是
just like you know
不是我的錯,有什麼人可以跟我說話
they are being nice
就像你知道的
Imean nice yeah
他們正在好
but you should be asking or be
Imean不錯耶
just if
但你應該問或者是
the people wanna talk with me
只是,如果
and they don't wanna talk to you
跟我的人想說話
maybe they've know you already
他們不想要告訴你的事
and like you know
也許他們已經知道你
I'm in this company like you know only nobody
而像你知道
kind the guy you know
我在這家公司像你只知道沒人
you are the boss you know so
那種你知道的傢伙
Jesus
你要知道這樣的老闆
you give a work like shit about
耶穌
something like that
你給像狗屎工作有關
but it just like
類似的東西
I don't know
但它只是喜歡
can't really understand
我不知道
you know so
無法真正理解
you can cut of light in so many ways
你知道這麼
other ways I don't know maybe I make up a big boss
你可以在很多方面光切
that's a big step
其他的方法我不知道,也許我做了一個大老闆
you know they would find out that would be you know
這是一個很大的一步
maybe oneday I would open up my own company on my will
你知道他們會發現這將是你知道
but you know
也許1天我就開了自己的公司對我的意志
still you know
但你知道
you go easily say something like
還是你知道
yeah ok we have this guy in our company
你去輕鬆地這樣說
you know so
耶確定我們有這個傢伙在我們公司
the costumer could think like like holy s***
你知道這麼
this guy is like pretty cool
負荷消費能想到像像聖潔的S ***
and he's working for this company
這傢伙就像是很酷
then
他的工作對這個公司
ergo
然後
the company
ERGO
must be awesome
公司
but instead like you know
必須是真棒
behind the scene like you know okay
而是像你知道
I'm going to put on a smile to make customers happy
就像你知道行不行幕後
and they would like to give you
我要裝出笑容能使客戶滿意
like nothing
他們想給你
something I even do
像什麼
useless
東西我什至做
not one again
無用
I don't want to get in the territory when I'm judging people
沒有人再
and it's not about that
我並不想在香港時,我判斷人
I
它不是關於
I like to see people for who they are
我
and
我喜歡看到人們對於他們是誰
not just if you ask
和
appearences can really be
如果你問不只是
really
appearences真的可以
I mean
真
you know
我的意思是
like a lot of people
你知道
or maybe they are not
就像很多人
but theres
或者也許他們不
there's some people I know
但theres
and I'm sure there's a lot of people like that
有一些人,我知道
who like to
而且我敢肯定有很多人喜歡的
judge people from first of view
誰喜歡
like you know
判斷從第一次看的人
maybe thay meet somebody at the party
就像你知道的
and maybe that person wasm't like trying to socialize and talk a lot
也許大公認識的人,在聚會
or maybe they just don't want to be there
也許那個人wasm't喜歡嘗試社交和交談了很多
come on everybody has their bad days
或者也許他們只是不想在那裡
like everybody you know
來,大家都有自己的壞日子
Jesus maybe
像其他人你知道
maybe you get fired from work
也許耶穌
maybe I don't know
也許你得到工作的解僱
you got extra bills to pay
也許我不知道
like maybe the police you don't want to
你有額外的賬單要付
I don't know it's just
也許像警察你不想
you know so many circumstances that could possibly happen
我不知道這只是
and like why judging you
你知道這麼多的情況下,可能發生的可能
why judge at this person
而像為什麼你判斷
If I saw somebody for the second third fourth time you know I will
為什麼判斷此人
If you like have a good conversation or good hang out
如果我看到有人在第二第三第四次,你知道我會
then I can say
如果你喜歡有一個良好的交談還是不錯的掛出
I got the general like
那麼我可以說
impression of what this person is like
我得到的一般般
maybe I understand that quite a lot
什麼這個人就像是印象
maybe you know
也許我明白了不少
I've heard seeing somebody like that before
也許你知道
and I can sort of
我聽說之前看到有人這樣
umm
我可以排序的
I can sort of like you know
烏姆
compare the dislike sort of the same kind of person
我有點像你知道
then I get nobody is
比較不喜歡那種相同的那種人
actually like
然後我得到的是人
100% the same with somebody else
其實很喜歡
you know
100%相同與別人
that's like waht
你知道
over 6 billion people living in the world
這就像啥子
everybody is living their own life
超過60十億人生活在世界上
but you know
每個人都過著自己的生活
give them second chance
但你知道
this might be in person
給他們第二次機會
there's good people and bad people
這可能是在人
and
有好人和壞人
yeah I mean
和
like
是的,我的意思是
especially like
喜歡
with in
尤其喜歡
western societies
在
I'm going to talk about the politics and economics
西方社會
honey
我要談談政治和經濟
it's a
蜂蜜
there is the thing
這是一個
like in western society is like
有東西
like western part of Europe
像在西方社會就是這樣
when I get to that
像歐洲的西部
what's the western part like America
當我到了
there's like
什麼是像美國西部
pretty big
還有像
passion going on about capitalism
相當大的
I know this are pretty
激情,是關於資本主義
tough subject
我知道這是相當
but you know they just said like you know
艱難的課題
the source of all evil in the world right now
但你知道他們只是說像你知道
is huge corporations
一切罪惡在世界上源,現在
and money
是大公司
and controlling everything like
和金錢
the banks of all that
並控制一切都像
of course you know gotta
所有的銀行
interesting that
當然你得知道
I've been coming from Poland you know
有趣的是,
I really gotta say that okay
我已經來從波蘭你知道
I have to make a point
我真的得說,沒關係
They usually said that they like okay
我必須做出點
capitalism is the best way to go
他們通常說,他們喜歡沒關係
and socialism is a good way to go
資本主義是最好的一段路要走
I come from Poland
社會主義是一個很好的方式去
our country was forced into socialism
我來自波蘭
and communism by extension for 50 years
我們的國家被迫社會主義
and you know exactly what that means
和共產主義而廣之,50年
and like you know
你確切地知道這意味著什麼
there is a reason why Polish workers are going to England to work
而像你知道
right now 2 million people that has a 22 million
還有就是為什麼波蘭工人都去英國工作的理由
unlike you say like UK
現在有200萬人,有一個2200萬
that's okay
不像你說像英國
okay they do that
沒關係
because I'm talking with like a person from the UK in London
還好他們做到這一點
you know because Poland is Poland
因為我有說話像一個人從英國的倫敦
and like okay west UK poor
你知道,因為波蘭是波蘭
and the west Poland is poor
而像沒事英國西部窮
Because it's just that
和西部波蘭是窮人
people think like a score of the heat looking to Siri socialism
因為它只是
and go back to marks and stuff like that
人們認為像熱的得分期待Siri的社會主義
it's like a
然後回到痕之類的東西
perfect world
它就像一個
except
完美世界
when is perfect
除
and
當是完美的
okay I should ever say perfect world parents assist because
和
uh
好吧,我應該永遠說完美世界的父母協助,因為
everybody should have the same amount of everything
呵
because we are all equal
每個人都應該擁有的一切相同數量的
except we are not
因為我們都是平等的
I'm tall
除非我們不
this guy is short
我又高
Im sure this guy is tall
這傢伙是短暫的
and this guy is fat
我敢肯定,這傢伙身高
im a guy
這傢伙是脂肪
woman
我是個男人
difference is enough
女人
secant just say that you know you want to
差足夠
to be like this
割線只想說,你知道你想要
and Latin God
是這樣
different people have different opinions
和拉丁美洲神
like I said before
不同的人有不同的看法
the 6 million people a billion people living in this world
就像我之前說的
how can you say that everybody is the same
600萬人有十億人生活在這個世界
they just not different people have different needs
你怎麼能說每個人都是一樣的
some people like to work hard
他們只是沒有不同的人有不同的需求
on NSU something important
有些人喜歡努力工作
some people don't
NSU上重要的東西
some people feel that you know
有的人不
living with the right now
有些人覺得,你知道
is it going to go anywhere
現在的生活與權利
I have a good job
是它會去任何地方
even if I'm walking effective and affective
我有一個好工作
that's good for me
即使我走效益和情感
what somebody says like okay
這是為我好
I come from a crappy family
說什麼有人想好了
never had anything I want to get something you know
我來自一個蹩腳的家庭
someone don't have something as well for example
從未有過任何我想要讓你知道的東西
I don't want you know
別人沒有的東西,以及如
when I was growing up with bands
我不想讓你知道
that have enough money to buy Lakewood shoes for men
當我長大了樂隊
they are the Dyson
有足夠的錢購買翠湖男鞋
so Im gonna wake
他們是戴森
Im gonna like
所以我也會喚醒
make sure that my whole life is about
我也會像
improving my status
確保我整個壽命約為
bar financial and social
提高我的狀態
so might have to do this kind of problems
酒吧金融和社會
you know for example
所以可能需要做這樣那樣的問題
so I can like I mean
你知道,例如
maybe we'll adjust ready for socialism
這樣我就可以像我的意思是
or maybe you just need to be robot
也許我們會調整準備為社會主義
something like that
也許你只需要機器人
it just
類似的東西
like looking at the Eastern Bloc
它只是
Russia with controlling Poland you know we didn't push for ot
像在看東方集團
but we can't do anything else
俄羅斯與波蘭的控制你知道我們沒有推動OT
after World War 2
但我們不能做任何事情
and Germany and Russia did the guarantee
第二次世界大戰後,
what could we do
與德國和俄羅斯做了擔保
like nothing nobody can't save it
我們能做什麼
England were our allies with a castle f*** is guys
像什麼人不能將它保存
they are like with a castle f*** is guys
英國是我們的盟友與城堡說了句的傢伙
they are not doing anything
他們就像一個城堡說了句傢伙是
France just like they gave up
他們沒有做任何事情
Germany get affence and t hey give up
法國就像他們放棄了
and the story
德國如何affence和t哎放棄
I mean of course
和故事
small complicated but
當然我的意思
basically the goodness of support
小複雜,但
so now
支持基本的善良
the hanging in there
所以現在
supposed to getting better
掛在那裡
but the politics is a pretty touchy subject to talk about
應該越來越好
well I know as
但政治是一個非常敏感的問題談
open
好,我知道的
for conversation about this
開
that's be kinda interesting
關於這次談話
I have my opinions
這是還挺有趣
I like to talk about this
我有我的意見
no problem
我想談談這個
uh
沒問題
so that basically
呵
the whole socialism vs capitalism things
所以,基本上
I don't know
整個社會主義與資本主義的東西
is there a good like a middle ground between those two
我不知道
I don't know
有沒有好的像一個中間地帶這兩個之間
just I mean
我不知道
just don't like it when people say that's like
只是我的意思是
in the capital is it is definitely the evil
只是不喜歡它,當人們說,像
and socialism is definite the good you know
在資本絕對是邪惡的
This like black and white turns
社會主義是肯定的好,你知道
because if you look at the shape of the world right now
這就像黑與白圈
um juh let's see
因為如果你看世界的形狀,現在
all the countries
嗯灶火讓我們來看看
that have adopted
所有國家
communism before
已採納
where are they now
前共產主義
oh
他們現在在哪裡
most of them doesn't exist anymore
哦
Russia
他們大多已不存在
doesn't exist
俄國
USSR
不存在
like you know
蘇聯
whatever happened to Cuba like you know
就像你知道的
that right now does anything rhyme with Cuba
無論發生在古巴像你知道
Cuba but still there
那現在沒有什麼押韻與古巴
have that holds the coils of the day been
古巴,但仍然存在
a principal contract null
有保存一天被線圈
and Michael K
主合同無效
Augusta from coming this country is left in the world
和邁克爾K表
like this career for example
從未來這個國家的奧古斯塔留在世界
would you like to go there
喜歡這個職業,例如
really you know
你願意去那裡
if you think it's paradise
真的是你知道的
by all means
如果你認為它是天堂
go and live
通過各種手段
of common is it for you
去生活
if you talk about Asia you know
常見的是它為你
you can talk aboutwhat they want
如果你談論亞洲你知道
and that they won the Allies
你可以談aboutwhat他們想要的
what should I called it? Asia type right?
而且,他們贏得了盟友
Taiwan Hong Kong Singapore
我應該怎麼叫呢?亞洲型吧?
and
台灣香港新加坡
the other one
和
anyway well
另一
you know if you look at the economic
反正好
rate right now
你知道,如果你的經濟
all over 10% of economic crisis
率現在
yeah so
經濟危機都超過10%
you know you can drop a person
所以呀
they decide
你知道你可以放下一個人
they have tough times as well
他們決定
like you know if you look back
他們艱難的時刻,以及
several decades ago
就像你知道的,如果你回頭看
they were until you miss her anything
幾十年前
but they decided they make you know
他們直到你想念她什麼
the felt like Tyson and stuff like that
但他們決定他們讓你知道
and now you can see the results
毛氈像泰森和類似的東西
list of countries in the developed rapidly
現在你可以看到結果
they are like you know look back to all these stuff
在發展迅速的國家名單
card category which countries are in the developing category
他們就像你知道回頭看這些東西
which countries are in the developing category
卡類哪些國家在發展類別
which countries are in the underdeveloped category
哪些國家在發展類別
like for example Taiwan
哪些國家是在不發達類別
Korea
例如像台灣
they are all developed country
韓國
what to do European for example
他們是所有發達國家
because they've been saying about
做什麼歐洲為例
social policies and stuff like that
因為他們一直在說關於
I mean
社會政策和類似的東西
eminencia result of good things about them you know
我的意思是
but still owe the score right now
關於他們的好東西你知道eminencia結果
most of Europe is a girl
但還欠得分,現在
if you work at the end of the world
歐洲大部分是女生
right is that 0%
如果你在世界的工作進行到底
or you know what's more
右邊是0%
the stupid things
或者你知道什麼是更
everybody's like wow great we are making progress
愚蠢的事
the other part of the world
每個人都像哇偉大的,我們正在取得進展
like you know
在世界的其他部分
how can you compare
就像你知道的
like that
你怎麼能比較
decades or not
這樣的
everybody got their opinions
幾十年來還是不
let's do
每個人都得到了他們的意見
you have to be stalking your own little point of view
讓我們做
you can look outside
你必須要跟踪自己的小的觀點
at the countries of Twin City collision before
你可以看看外面
another day
在之前雙城碰撞的國家
or you can look at that swearing on good position
改日
and now you are in shitty position
或者你可以看看在很好的位置說髒話
every year
現在你是在低劣的位置
It's European counteries
每年
basic bankrupt
這是歐洲counteries
or bankrupt
基本破產
Portugal island is next on the list
或破產
why is going to happen
葡萄牙島是名單上的下一個
well I don't know
為什麼會發生
Germany right now is basically controlling Europe
還有我不知道
Europe has much influence
德國現在基本上是控制歐洲
and
歐洲有很大的影響力
you know
和
still there economic crisis
你知道
what
仍然存在經濟危機
1% or 2% of most
什麼
so here we go
1%或2%以下
the strongest country in Europe
所以在這裡我們去
sorry but
在歐洲最強大的國家
you guys are doing something wrong
抱歉,但
well honey
你們正在做的事情錯了
I still have a
好蜂蜜
little
我仍然有一個
confession to make
小
I mean
坦白做
you know
我的意思是
really haven't been
你知道
having a lot of fun recently
真的沒有
and by far I
有很多好玩的最近
you know what I mean right?
而迄今為止我
fun fun I mean fun I mean sex time
你知道我的意思吧?
yeah
好玩好玩,我的意思是有趣,我的意思是性愛時間
do you get that same kind of impression
耶
cause I shall do
你得到了相同樣的印象
I mean
導致我該怎麼辦
you know
我的意思是
to be old
你知道
butterfly and before
到老
when we start it out
蝴蝶和前
even hell like up to
當我們開始吧
last part of
甚至像地獄最多
last year
最後一部分
It's still going on pretty descent
去年
kinda have no I
它仍然會在相當血統
somehow
還挺有沒有我
especially recently
不知何故
Im not being I don't blame you
尤其是最近
don't
我不是為我不怪你
maybe it's my fault
別
maybe it's yours
也許是我的錯
I mean we used have so much fun as I remember
也許是你的
you remember how I
我的意思是,我們使用有這麼多的樂趣,我記得
you used to be so energetic and stuff
你還記得我
and used to be so reative you know
你曾經是那麼精力充沛和東西
stuff like that
並且曾經是那麼reative你知道
used to be really fun
這樣的東西
you know I mean
以前是真的很好玩
but nowaday it's just you know
你知道我的意思
if there's any chance
但今時今日,它只是你知道
that we can somehow kind of
如果有任何機會
you know go back to
我們能夠以某種方式種
so maybe it's my fault
你知道回去
maybe I'm not getting you enough attention
所以也許這是我的錯
maybe you know it's like
也許我沒有得到你足夠的重視
you know
也許你知道它像
the thing you think about this is also have something to do with
你知道
just not have that kind of chemistry anymore
你想想這個事情也有事情做與
you know
只是沒有那種化學了
we used to understand each other so perfectly
你知道
even on the bed
我們用來了解對方如此完美
I have to say even on the bed
甚至在床上
nowadays it's just like
我不得不說,即使上了床
just don't know if I'm not just satisfying you enough or
現在它就像
if you're used to something
只是不知道,如果我不只是滿足你足夠或
or maybe I need to find something new
如果你已經習慣了的東西
so I feel alive again
也許我需要找到一些新的東西
or something like that
所以我覺得再活著
you know
或者類似的東西
like
你知道
The party places in the ballet place
喜歡
It's perfect opportunity to have a lot of fun
在芭蕾舞地方黨的地方
and Justin who is the temperature in Italy
這是有很多樂趣絕佳機會
show you the opportunity
和Justin誰是意大利的溫度
now remember what the issue of John and his girlfriend did
告訴你的機會
don't you
現在還記得約翰和他的女友的問題做了
kind of walk remember
你不
you like I know what I mean you
那種走路記得
probably happen to one of the weld
你想我明白我的意思你
a kind of fly to use them for stimulation
可能發生在焊縫中的一個
I mean
一種飛將其用於刺激
nothing they were eating in icing good
我的意思是
was getting into say something blue
什麼他們吃的時候在結冰好
something under the influence of no idea I have no idea
是進入發言權藍色的東西
I have no idea anyway
一些不知道的影響下,我也沒辦法
that any way home I got it was a pretty
我不知道反正
f****** a sobriety mean 17 oz in a dog does
那家什麼辦法得到它是一個相當
semen stain dose kinds of States to Sweden
F ******清醒平均17盎司狗呢
to wash apples Betsy's death
精液染色劑量種國家瑞典
gotta
洗蘋果貝琪的死亡
gotta
得
yeah that's part of the lights
得
let's lot of fun deep for the people over
耶那的燈光部分
still have fun indeeed
讓我們很多樂趣深為人民過的
like people a world
仍然有樂趣indeeed
most of the people haven't seen for a long time
喜歡的人的世界
and wants to see for quite a while
大多數人還沒有看到很長一段時間
was something
並希望看到相當長一段時間
delete like to place
是什麼
my brother in law after they cut oats they do music too
刪除喜歡的地方
after that they got totally drunk
我的姐夫後,他們削減他們做的音樂太燕麥
and regular people go over the steering wheel
之後,他們得到了完全醉了
Marks
和普通的人走了過來方向盤
as in the computer azan YouTube music
商標
still you know
如在電腦在手機上的YouTube音樂
wise enough to play usually what's the meaning
還是你知道
of this anything anything goes
足夠的智慧,平時玩什麼意思
Indiana
這個東西怎麼都行
fixed it just our place looks like
印地安那
to go to Mr Frank Garvey got the cleaning in the day
固定它只是我們的地方看起來像
and the next day
去弗蘭克先生加維得到了清潔的一天
hooray hooray for Filipino workers who didn't give us a bad
和第二天
for this woman is basic the Werehog
萬歲萬歲菲律賓工人誰沒有給我們一個不好的
over with the hanging out
這個女人是基本的Werehog
like Jeffrey people that decided to decide to sleep over
在與掛出
and they decide to leave much early
像杰弗裡人們決定決定在睡覺
and in the end we were drinking as soon as a screening of Oakleys up
他們決定離開早得多
and I was like okay
並且在最後我們盡快飲用為奧克萊的篩分起來
well I know I'm paying your last
我很喜歡沒事
pill of the month and I would have to pay you in Miami
好,我知道我付你的最後
when does the stand in their own country
每月的藥丸,我會支付你在邁阿密
you know
什麼時候該擋在自己的國家
I would be to keep up the whole
你知道
you know
我會跟上整個
map it mean you know Margo does freedom over and you know
你知道
everybody loves them
映射它的意思是你知道馬戈不自由了,你知道
but still you know
每個人都喜歡他們
the they are pretty infamous good
但你仍然知道
for causing a huge mess
對他們是相當不錯的臭名昭著
fortunately mean for sending out
對於造成巨大的混亂
an abortion control
幸好意味著送出
cool Cologne in the living room
墮胎控制
then
在客廳科隆降溫
the song home magic me follow me the way
然後
to work themselves out
曲家魔術我跟我的方式
to the rooftop
給自己制定出
the beginning
到天台
you remember how much 6300 review
開始
haven't seen that
你還記得6300多少回顧
well I said that
還沒有看到,
you know
好,我說,
it was basically a landmine field
你知道
of that offer by herself
它基本上是一個地雷場
so
這一提議由她自己的
well
所以
I would like to have the same job
好
after the happiest vagina have right now
我想有相同的工作
but then you know
後最開心的陰道現在所擁有的
suppose
但你知道
one who are the judges they want to be
假設
of the one to be except maybe is it going to
一個誰是他們想成為法官
have a choice of the Lycans
一個要除外,也許是它要
banished to being a sitting position
有Lycans的選擇
that I saw the time
放逐到作為一個坐姿
I mean you know
我看到的時候
factory jobs
我的意思是你知道
what sign new people who didn't play with working
工廠工作
that would be cool
什麼牌子的新人們誰沒有工作與玩
I wouldn't but
那將是很酷
It's just my opinion
我不會,但
for forgiveness from Stockton that would be cool
這只是我的意見
I would never like to be a cleaner
從斯托克頓寬恕那將是很酷
just may be like that can your boat NC
我不會想成為一個更清潔
buy from that
只可能是這樣可以你的船數控
makes me thinking about whole that stuff
從購買
like
讓我想整個的東西
see
喜歡
destiny even
看
maybe like you know
即使命運
if you are born into like a poor family
也許像你知道
and you don't forget much is a caisson
如果你出生就像一個貧窮的家庭
and like
而且你別忘了多少是一個沉箱
does the point
而像
imagine the situation when you stuck
做點
in one
想像一下這種情況,當你被困
point
在一個
in your life and you don't really have any
點
possibilities of progressing
在你的生活,你真的沒有任何
nothing was the night
進展的可能性
I don't really know our cleaner that much
什麼是夜
but you know she
我真的不知道我們的清潔劑,多
I don't know Im just wondering
但你知道她
but the headlights of a choice in her life
我不知道我只是想知道
and she f*****
但選擇在她的生活大燈
a dog that use Google Voice has right now and it's fine
她f *****
or maybe she can for volume for family
使用谷歌語音狗有現在和它的罰款
and she never really had
也許她可以為音量家庭
is the possibility to go anywhere further
她從來沒有真正有
so
是的可能性,以進一步去任何地方
different situations
所以
but what does human potential
不同的情況
like
但到底是什麼人的潛能
you know
喜歡
the potentials to do something great for Humanity
你知道
of course
潛力做一些偉大的人類
I'm in it comes out what does
當然
incineration define stylist like no known
我在它出來做什麼
everywhere in the world
焚燒定義一樣,沒有知名造型師
for being the genius scientist
在世界各地
before he was born
為是天才科學家
nobody can say like in OK businesses
他出生之前,
in every kiss every newborn could look the same
沒有人可以說像在確定企業
Nike stinky smelling
在每一個吻每一個新生兒可能看起來是一樣的
like if you would become a genius
耐克聞臭
innocent people do some people dont
就像如果你想成為一個天才
and some people do spontaneously
無辜的人做一些人們不
some people just like the smart guy
有的人自發地做
guy for example you know
有些人只是喜歡這個聰明的傢伙
the guy who invented Facebook
小伙比如你知道
he's a
是誰發明的Facebook的傢伙
he's not even 30 you know
他是一個
and he just came out
他甚至沒有30你知道
into this ideas
他剛出來的時候
that like revolution like
這個想法
communication system
像革命一樣
if you use to
通訊系統
I mean come on
如果你用它來
right now I mean
我的意思是來吧
everybody I mean
現在我的意思是
everybody everybody in the civil life was like Facebook
大家我的意思是
you know this guy
大家每個人都在民間生活是像Facebook
came up with his idea
你知道這傢伙
because he was in the movie 2
提出了他的想法
of course pretty good movie
因為他在電影2
sexy n 900 Soundtrack so
當然相當不錯的電影
that some you look up for
性感Ñ900原聲如此
listening to this day
一些你仰望的
and well you know
聽著這一天
he just came up with this idea you know
和那麼你知道
social sync between students in his university
他只是想出了這個主意你知道
and then you know
學生在他的大學之間的社會同步
it just gets picked up
然後你知道
and like you know
它只是撿起
and listen to this is like
而像你知道
that people have sex with Eve
而聽這就像
realize
人們不得不與夏娃做愛
whole idea that this is something that people have actually
實現
wanted
整個想法,這是人們反倒
like even if
通緝
if they realize you know but they didn't they still like kind of
就像即使
everybody use facebook these days
如果他們知道你知道,但他們沒有,他們還是喜歡那種
so easy to communicate with your friends no matter where you are
每個人都使用Facebook的這些日子
interacting with customers shaking like
很容易與您的朋友進行溝通,無論您身在何處
can Formica rich family or something
與客戶搖得像互動
and they like you know this
可以豐富蟻族或東西
was no accident or not
他們喜歡你知道這
he made up his mind himself
沒有意外或不
just like you know
他打定主意自己
purely by I don't know if it's an accident or not
就像你知道的
but it just like one idea that changes everything
純粹是我不知道這是否是意外或不
TAIPEI IS A CITY RICH WITH HISTORY AND TRADITION.
但它就像一個想法,改變一切
AMONG THESE TRADITIONS ARE
台北是一個市豐盛 歷史和傳統。
SEVERAL ANCIENT METHODS FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT.
在這些傳統是
SO, I'M GOING TO SNAKE ALLEY,
幾種古老的方法 男性增強。
WHERE THEY TRADE IN TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE.
SO,我要去華西街,
TRY A LITTLE BIT OF SNAKE.
在那裡他們貿易 中醫藥。
THERE'S BONES IN IT.
TRY蛇一點點。
OW!
那裡的骨頭在裡面。
MMM.
嗷!
OH, TURTLES!
MMM。
WHOA.
OH,海龜!
LOOK AT THOSE DEAD TURTLE HEADS.
哇。
GOD!
看看那些死龜的頭。
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOD!
THAT THING'S LIKE 13" LONG.
[笑]
HERE WE GO.
那東西就像13"長。
THAT'S NOT BAD.
HERE WE GO。
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.
這不是壞事。
OKAY. DOWN THE HATCH.
這實際上 還不錯,是的。
IT'S LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FULL OF BALLS.
還好。上下影線。
UGH.
它就像一個櫻桃 番茄充滿了球。
I HAVE NO IDEA, DUDE.
UGH。
[ CHUCKLES ]
我不知道,伙計。
UGH.
[笑]
AFTER EATING ROOSTER TESTICLES
UGH。
IN SNAKE ALLEY, I NEED A DRINK.
食味公雞睾丸後
I FOUND A BAR WHERE A LOCAL
華西街,我需要喝一杯。
TAIWANESE GIRL WAS WILLING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SIZE.
我發現一個酒吧,一個局部
AH. SIZE?
台灣女孩願意 給我談大小。
UH-HUH.
AH。尺寸是多少?
OKAY.
嗯。
THE SIZE.
還好。
AH, WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A BIT SHY SOMETIMES.
的大小。
YEAH. YEAH.
啊,好,我不得不說, 我是一個有點害羞的時候。
DO, LIKE, A LOT OF AMERICAN GUYS, LIKE, HIT ON YOU?
YEAH。 YEAH。
NO?
DO,類似物,許多美國 老友一樣,HIT你嗎?
I FIND THAT INCREDIBLY HARD TO BELIEVE.
NO?
NO, NO, NO.
我發現令人難以置信 很難相信。
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE, LIKE, ATTRACTIVE?
NO,NO,NO。
YOU DON'T?
你覺得他們是, LIKE,有吸引力?
YOU DON'T THINK AMERICAN MEN ARE ATTRACTIVE?
你不這樣做?
DAMN IT!
你不認為AMERICAN 男人都是有吸引力?
WHO DO YOU FIND THE MOST ATTRACTIVE?
該死的!
LIKE, WHAT KIND OF GUYS?
誰做你找到 最有吸引力?
LIKE, ASIAN GUYS OR...?
喜歡,有什麼傢伙樣的?
I PREFER BLACK GUYS.
LIKE,亞洲GUYS還是...?
YOU PREFER BLACK GUYS?
我喜歡黑人球員。
YEAH.
你喜歡黑人球員?
DO YOU LIKE THE BIGGER PENIS?
YEAH。
IS THAT...?
你喜歡更大的陰莖?
NO.
是......?
FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LIKE THIS PERSON.
NO。
RIGHT, RIGHT.
首先,你必須 喜歡這個人。
THEN YOU WILL SEE HIS PENIS,
對,對。
AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE A GIFT.
然後你會看到他的陰莖,
IT'S LIKE A GIFT.
它的東西喜歡的禮物。
YEAH, YOU OPEN YOUR GIFTS,
它就像一個禮物。
AND SOMETIMES IT'S "OOH!" AND SOMETIMES "AH."
是啊,你打開你的禮物,
[ LAUGHS ]
有時它的"戶外"! 有時"啊。"
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PRETEND THAT IT'S, "WOW!"
[笑]
RIGHT, RIGHT.
但你還是要 假裝IT'S,"哇!"
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
對,對。
DID YOU KNOW THAT A 500-POUND
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。
SILVERBACK GORILLA HAS A 3-CENTIMETER PENIS, WHEREAS
您是否知道,一個500磅
HUMANS HAVE A 13-CENTIMETER PENIS?
SILVERBACK大猩猩有 3厘米長的陰莖,而
[ SLOOP! ]
人類有 13-CENTIMETER的陰莖?
THIS IS DUE TO A PHENOMENON SCIENTISTS CALL SEXUAL
[單桅帆船! ]
SELECTION.
這是由於這種現象 科學家稱之為有性
HUMAN FEMALES TEND TO PREFER MATES WITH BIGGER PENISES.
選擇。
SO, OVER TIME, THE HUMAN PENIS
人類女性傾向於選擇 與隊友BIGGER陰莖。
HAS EVOLVED TO A SIZE WAY BIGGER THAN NECESSARY.
SO,隨著時間推移,人類陰莖
[ DING! ]
已經發展到一個尺寸路徑 大於必要的。
AND THAT'S MY PROBLEM -- NO
[丁! ]
WOMAN WILL EVER CHOOSE ME OVER A
這是我的問題 - NO
GUY WITH A BIGGER DICK.
女人永遠不會選擇我了一個
IT'S HUMAN NATURE.
的傢伙,一個更大的傢伙。
SO, TODAY I'M MORE DETERMINED
是人的天性。
THAN EVER TO FIND A CURE FOR MY PROBLEM.
所以,今天我更加堅定
I THINK THIS IS IT.
比以往任何時候查找 治愈我的問題。
THIS IS MASTER TU'S STUDIO.
我認為這是IT。
HI. MASTER TU?
這是一種主恩的工作室。
YEAH.
嗨。主恩?
YEAH. I'M PATRICK.
YEAH。
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
YEAH。我是帕特里克。
THANK YOU.
嗨。 HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING WITH ME.
謝謝。
WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU GUYS PRACTICE HERE?
謝謝你這麼多的 會見我。
AND WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS THAT
到底是什麼動議 你們實務這裡?
SOMEONE CAN GET FROM DOING THESE THINGS?
?有什麼好處,
MASTER TU LEARNED THE ANCIENT
某人可以從 做這些事情?
METHOD OF PENIS WEIGHT HANGING
主恩學到的古
THROUGH HIS FATHER'S TEACHINGS.
方法陰莖吊重
BY LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH YOUR
通過他的父親的教誨。
PENIS, YOU INCREASE YOUR BODY'S
BY舉重與您
NATURAL ENERGY AND PENIS LENGTH.
陰莖,你增加你身體的
SO, IT ACTUALLY DOES INCREASE YOUR SIZE?
自然能源和陰莖長度。
SO, IF I WERE TO TRY IT FOR MY
因此,它實際上做 增加你的尺寸是多少?
FIRST TIME, IT WOULD BE JUST VERY SMALL AMOUNT.
所以,如果我要嘗試它為我
LIKE THIS. THIS SIZE?
第一次,這將是 JUST極少量。
THAT'S -- THIS IS PRETTY --
像這樣。這個尺寸?
MASTER TU IS GONNA START ME OUT
THAT'S - 這是相當 -
WITH A 5-POUND LIFT, BUT FIRST I
主恩就開始和我出去
NEED TO WARM UP MY CHI.
用5磅重的升降機,但首先我
SO, MASTER TU AND HIS ASSISTANT
需要溫暖了我遲。
TAKE ME THROUGH THE PROCESS.
SO,主恩和他的助手
RUB. RUB. RUB.
TAKE ME經歷的過程。
RUB? RUB?
RUB。 RUB。 RUB。
NOW I SLAP IT?
RUB? RUB?
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
現在,我打它?
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
[講中文]
HOW I SHOULD TIE IT?
[講中文]
OKAY.
我應該怎麼配合它?
OKAY!
還好。
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
好呀!
OH, MAN.
[笑著]是啊。
OH, MAN.
哦,天啊。
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
哦,天啊。
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[呼氣大幅]
STAND. STAND.
[深呼吸]
ALL THE WAY UP?
STAND。 STAND。
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
一路攀升?
SWING?
[講中文]
ROCK A LITTLE BIT.
SWING?
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
ROCK一點點。
I'M CRAZY.
[呼氣大幅]
I AM CRAZY.
我瘋了。
HOW'S IT FEEL?
我瘋了。
FEELS ALL RIGHT.
怎麼是什麼感覺?
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
感覺是對的。
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
[深呼吸]
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
這實際上是發生了。
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
這一切真的發生。
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
[深呼吸]
YEAH. YEAH.
[講中文]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
YEAH。 YEAH。
AH.
[呼氣大幅]
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
AH。
HE SAID, OKAY, BESIDES, THE
[講中文]
PAIN DOWN THERE, DO YOU FEEL
他說,還好,此外,
LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY'S BEEN RE-INVIGORATED?
痛那裡,你覺得
I FEEL LIKE VERY LIGHT, LIKE
LIKE你的整個身體的 被重新盤活?
VERY, UH -- ALSO VERY SWEATY.
我感覺非常輕,像
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
非常,UH - 也很多汗。
HE SAID THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN.
[講中文]
THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN?
他說,這就是 激素正式啟動。
I CAN FEEL IT WORKING.
這就是 激素正式啟動?
THEY'RE ABOUT READY.
我能感覺到它的工作。
[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]
他們正要準備。
HOW MUCH IS THIS?
[交談中國]
THAT'S 20 KILOGRAMS.
這個多少錢?
SO, IT'S CLOSE TO 350.
THAT'S 20公斤。
CLOSE TO 350 POUNDS.
SO,它接近350。
[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]
關閉到350磅。
[ APPLAUSE ]
[交談中國]
THAT'S -- THAT IS AMAZING.
[掌聲]
THAT -- [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
THAT'S - 這是驚人的。
THAT IS AMAZING.
動議 - [講中文]
WOW.
這是驚人的。
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
哇。
THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE HUGE.
[講中文]
WHILE WEIGHT-HANGING SEEMED PROMISING, THAT GUY'S JUNK
這傢伙一定是巨大的。
DIDN'T LOOK TOO GREAT, AND MINE
而對體重掛似乎 有希望的,那傢伙的垃圾
KIND OF FEELS LIKE A PAIR OF OLD SHOELACES.
沒看太偉大了,礦
WHOA!
形式的感覺就像一個 一雙舊鞋帶。
HEY, FUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
哇!
DON'T... BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE.
嘿,FUCKER,你在幹什麼?
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE LAST COUNTRY ON OUR JOURNEY.
請勿...但還是有希望。
PAPUA NEW GUINEA IS ONE OF THE
真心對我們的方式到最後 國家旅程。
MOST REMOTE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.
巴布亞新幾內亞之一
SEVERAL OF THE TRIBES HERE HAVE
最偏遠的國家 在世界上。
TRADITIONAL VIRILITY RITUALS
幾個部落這邊有
HANDED DOWN FROM PRE-COLONIAL TIMES.
傳統壯陽RITUALS
OUR GUIDE IS PROFESSOR GIL HERDT, THE
傳世 在前殖民時期。
FOREMOST ANTHROPOLOGIST WORKING IN THE COUNTRY.
我們的導遊是一名教授 GIL HERDT,本
THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT
首要的人類學家 任職於國家。
WAYS IN WHICH THE PENIS REPRESENTS POWER... YEAH.
有這麼多不同
...REPRESENTS DOMINATION, REPRESENTS...
方法,使陰莖 代表權力...是啊。
MASCULINITY.
,聲明... 統治,代表著...
...MASCULINITY.
陽剛之氣。
SAMBIA WILL TELL THE STORY --
...陽剛之氣。
THIS IS THE TRIBE THAT I WORK WITH IN NEW GUINEA.
桑比亞會講故事 -
MM-HMM.
這是TRIBE我 工作,在新幾內亞。
AND I KNEW A LOT OF WARRIORS
MM-HMM模型。
WHO REALLY HAD KILLED, WHO REALLY HAD LED BATTLES.
我知道勇士了很多
THEY WOULD SAY THAT, WHEN CHARGING INTO BATTLE, THE
究竟誰殺害了,世衛組織 真的有LED戰役。
WARRIOR WHO WAS USUALLY THE WAR
他們會說,當 直闖戰鬥中,
LEADER, WOULD HAVE AN ERECTION... HMM.
戰士他通常THE WAR
...WHICH SYMBOLIZED HIS
領導者,將有勃起... HMM模型。
ABILITY TO WIN OVER ON HIS ENEMY.
......這代表了他的
AND IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO GET
有能力贏 OVER開他的敵人。
THE LIFE ESSENCE OF A GUY... MM-HMM.
如果你真的想要得到
...AFTER YOU ATTACKED HIM AND
一間傢伙生命精華... MM-HMM模型。
HE WAS DYING AND HE WAS HAVING
...後,你攻擊他,
SPASMS IN HIS BODY AND HE HAD AN
他是死亡,他有
ERECTION, YOU TRIED TO GET THE SEMEN.
在他的身體痙攣,他有一個
AND IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT INTO
勃起,你試過 為了得到精液。
YOUR BODY, YOU GOT HIS POWER.
如果你能TAKE THAT INTO
AND THE NOTION WAS NOT FOCUSED
你身上,你得到了他的動力。
ON THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS.
與這一概念的不集中
AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
對你的陰莖的大小。
BUT IT APPEARS TO BE COMING UP NOW.
據我知道, 並沒有真正發生。
I MEAN, IF YOU GO -- IN A
但它似乎 BE上來了。
SOCIETY WHERE YOU, YOU KNOW, HUNDREDS AND MAYBE EVEN
我的意思是,如果你去 - 在一個
THOUSANDS OF YEARS THINKING THAT
社會裡,你,你知道, 數百,甚至
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, HOW DO THESE
年十萬以為
IDEAS, THESE SEEDS, GET PLANTED
這並不重要,如何做這些
IN THE MEN'S HEAD AND THEN IN THE WOMEN'S HEAD, TOO?
IDEAS,這些種子,得到種植
HANDHELD CELLPHONES AND
在男裝部主管,並 在女子的頭,也?
SEEING PORN STORES WITH BIG DICKS.
手持式手機和
MM-HMM.
SEEING色情百貨 與大偵探。
THESE GUYS SORT OF TALKING
MM-HMM模型。
ABOUT THESE PENIS IMPLANTS,
這些傢伙有點TALKING
PUTTING THINGS IN THEIR PENIS.
這些陰莖植入物,
AT FIRST, I DIDN'T QUITE BELIEVE
把東西放進他們的陰莖。
IT, AND THEN, THE MORE THEY
起初,我並不太相信
TALKED ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT --
它,然後,他們越
AND THEN I SAW SOME PHOTOS.
談到這一點,我認為 -
MM-HMM.
然後,我看到了一些照片。
AND SO I SAID TO THEM, "WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?"
MM-HMM模型。
AND THIS IS WHAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE UNTIL THEY TOLD ME.
所以我對他們說, "哪裡是這個未來的?"
THEY SAID, "IT'S BECAUSE OUR
這就是我不 相信,直到他們告訴我。
GIRLFRIENDS SAY WE'RE TOO SMALL.
他們說,"這是因為我們的
AND I SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING."
女友說我們太小了。
SO, NOW WE'RE DRIVING OUT TO A REMOTE BUSH REGION.
我說,"你 一定是在開玩笑。"
WE WILL MEET A TRIBE WHOSE
所以,現在我們正在駛出 到遠程BUSH地區。
TRADITIONS DATE BACK MANY CENTURIES.
我們會遇到一個部落誰的
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? HI!
TRADITIONS追溯到 許多世紀。
YOU'RE FRIENDLY.
HELLO。 HOW ARE YOU?您好!
HEY, BUDDY.
你的友好。
THE VILLAGE SPANS ACROSS SEVERAL HUNDRED ACRES.
嘿,哥們。
UPON ENTERING, WE ARE MET WITH
THE VILLAGE跨越 數三百多畝。
THE TRADITIONAL TRIBAL GREETING.
一旦進入,我們正與MET
THIS IS THEIR EQUIVALENT TO A HANDSHAKE.
的傳統部落的問候。
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
這是他們的等效 TO握手。
PAT, CAN YOU DO THAT?
[念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]
CAN I DO THAT?
PAT,你能做到嗎?
CAN I MAKE FIRE?
我能做到嗎?
READY? WATCH THIS.
我可以做火?
AH!
準備好了嗎?看這個。
AH! CHEATING.
啊!
EH.
啊!作弊。
IT'S NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE.
EH。
THE TRIBE HAS BEEN VERY WELCOMING.
它不是幾乎一樣令人印象深刻。
GIL TELLS THEM OF MY PROBLEM,
本族人一直以來都 非常歡迎。
AND THEY INTRODUCE ME TO THEIR WITCHDOCTOR.
大聲告訴他們我的問題,
HE PREPARES A RITUAL AND PLEADS WITH THE GODS.
並且他們介紹我 他們的巫醫。
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
他準備一個儀式和 懇求眾神。
[ WHOOPING ]
[發言紅藍]
IT SEEMS THAT THIS RITUAL IS
[百日咳]
MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL.
似乎這個儀式是
APPARENTLY, MOST TRIBES CARE FAR
更精神比物質。
MORE ABOUT FERTILITY THAN SIZE.
顯然,科技部TRIBES CARE FAR
BUT THERE'S STILL A TRIBE THAT
更多關於生育率比大小。
MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION I'M LOOKING FOR.
但還是有一個部落
WE MEET UP WITH THE SAMBIA PEOPLE.
可能有解決方案 我在尋找。
THESE ARE GIL'S FRIENDS FOR
我們碰見 桑比亞民。
SEVERAL DECADES, AND THEY CLAIM
這些都是Gil的朋友
THAT ENLARGEMENTS ARE COMMON IN THIS REGION.
幾十年來,與他們聲稱
WHEN HE WAS A BOY, HE FELL DOWN FROM A TREE.
動議放大ARE 常見於這一地區。
HE WAS ABOUT 5.
當他還是個男孩,他 倒頭從樹上。
5 YEARS OLD.
他正要5。
AND HE FELL ON HIS SCROTUM
5歲。
AND SPLICED HIS SCROTUM OPEN.
倒在他的陰囊
AND THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.
和拼接他的陰囊打開。
AND I WAS THE MEDICAL ASSISTANT
而且他們都笑了 和笑和笑。
TO THIS AREA AT THE TIME.
而我是醫療助理
SO, I SLUNG HIM UP OVER MY
到這個區域的時候。
SHOULDER, AND I CARRIED HIM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
所以,我挎著他,在我
AND I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER MY BODY, FROM YOUR BALLS.
肩膀,我抱著 他下山。
WOW.
和我有血流了 我的身體,從你的球。
[ LAUGHTER ]
哇。
RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY.
[笑]
THE SAMBIA PEOPLE WELCOME ME TO THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.
右。這是我的故事。
AND THEN DO THIS.
本桑比亞人民歡迎 我到他們的鄰里。
BAM!
然後執行此。
[ LAUGHTER ]
BAM!
THEN WE HEAD TO THE MARKET TO
[笑]
SEEK OUT ENLARGEMENT PROSPECTS.
隨後前往市場
[ CONVERSING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
尋求擴大前景。
YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM.
[在交談 NATIVE LANGUAGE]
AM PATRICK.
你向他解釋。
YOU CAN TALK SAMBIA ON PATRICK.
上午PATRICK。
THIS IS THE NUMBER YOU WANT.
你可以談桑比亞帕特里克。
OH, FOR THE -- YES.
這是你想要的數量。
REALLY?
哦,對於 - 是。
EXTEND.
真的嗎?
FOR THE BIG -- YEAH, THE --
伸展。
AND WHEN YOU DO THE PROCEDURE,
為大 - 是的, -
THE NEEDLE -- HOW MANY TIMES DO
而當你做的程序,
YOU PUT IT -- DO YOU PUT IT IN
機針 - 多少次,
ONCE, PUT ALL THE OIL IN, OR DO
你把它 - 你把它放在
YOU HAVE TO GO INTO DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE PENIS?
一次,把所有的油,或DO
I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES, SO... 10 SHOTS.
你必須去到不同的 陰莖的領域?
10 SHOTS.
我不喜歡針,所以... 10張。
THAT'S 50 MILS.
10張。
50 MILS, 10 SHOTS.
THAT'S 50密耳。
ONE 5 MILLILITER, 10, 15, 20,
50密耳,10次出手。
25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, TWO IN THE MIDDLE.
ONE 5毫升,10,15,20,
FROM THE MEN THAT YOU'VE
25,30,35,40,45,50, 兩個在中間。
DONE, DOES IT APPEAR TO BE A
從你男人
PAINFUL PROCEDURE, OR IS IT FAIRLY PAINLESS?
DONE,它似乎是一個
AND IT'S SAFE.
痛苦的過程,或 就是它相當容易?
IT'S A SAFE PROCEDURE.
而且它是安全的。
AND IT'S NOT SORE OR...?
這是一個安全程序。
AND IT DOESN'T, LIKE, LEAK OR ANYTHING?
並且它不是疼痛或...?
NO. NO.
它不一樣, 洩漏或什麼嗎?
OKAY.
NO。 NO。
WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU...?
還好。
MM-HMM.
是你緊張的時候可以嗎..?
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD?
MM-HMM模型。
CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE SYRINGE
血只是一點點?
JUST SO I CAN SEE HOW MUCH?
CAN你把它放在注射器
AND THAT'S -- SO, 10 OF THOSE?
只是讓我可以看到有多少?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF
AND THAT'S - 所以,10那些?
YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE, MAN.
你不必這樣做,如果
IT'S... [ SIGHS ]
你不覺得舒服,城域網。
OKAY.
IT'S ... [嘆氣]
SO, HOW -- SHOULD I STAND -- STAND UP?
還好。
I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.
那麼,如何 - 我應該 STAND - 站起來嗎?
OHH.
我好害怕,現在。
OKAY, UH... OKAY. OKAY.
OHH。
OKAY.
好吧,呃...還行。還好。
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
還好。
AH, OKAY. HANG ON.
YEAH。 YEAH。 YEAH。
[ SIGHS ]
啊,好吧。堅持下去。
MNH. I FEEL A LITTLE... I FEEL A LITTLE...
[嘆氣]
GO GET SOME FRESH AIR.
MNH。我覺得有點... 我覺得有點...
OKAY. HANG ON.
GO散散心。
JUST ONE -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
還好。堅持下去。
OKAY. YEAH. OKAY.
JUST ONE - 啊,是啊,是啊。
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
還好。 YEAH。還好。
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[清喉]
DEFINITELY... DUDE, WOULD YOU DO THIS?
[呼氣大幅]
SHOULD I DO THIS?
DEFINITELY ...老兄, 你會怎麼做?
IS THIS FUCKING CRAZY?
我應該這樣做?
I'M AFRAID TO EAT THE FUCKING FOOD HERE.
這是他媽的瘋了嗎?
I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT GUY STICK A NEEDLE IN MY PENIS.
我怕吃 他媽的這裡的食物。
I'M NOT DOING IT.
我不會讓這種風範 把針在我的陰莖。
JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY AND TELL
我沒有這樣做。
HIM THAT I CAN'T DO IT.
只要給他錢,並告訴
DON'T WORRY.
他說,我不能這樣做。
OKAY. OKAY.
不要擔心。
I FEEL LIKE...
還好。還好。
WHEN I WAS STARING DOWN AT THAT
我覺得像...
NEEDLE, I REALIZED JUST HOW
當我盯著那個
DESPERATELY I WANT THIS ENLARGEMENT.
針,我意識到是多麼
THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.
拼命I WANT 這種擴大。
BUT I HAVE TO DO IT A SMART WAY, A SAFE WAY.
這是我必須做的。
SO, I'M HEADED BACK TO KOREA.
但我必須這樣做一 聰明的辦法,以安全的方式。
APPARENTLY, IT'S THE
所以,我趕回韓國。
PLASTIC-SURGERY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
很顯然,這是
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
塑膠手術 資本天下。
SO, NOT ONLY DOES KOREA HAVE THE
[ROCK音樂響起]
SMALLEST PENISES IN THE WORLD.
SO,不僅韓國有
THEY ALSO HAVE THE MOST PLASTIC SURGERY THAT GOES DOWN.
在世界上最小的陰莖。
SO, WE'VE COME TO THIS AREA.
他們也有大多數塑料 手術,停機。
THIS PARTICULAR DISTRICT HAS THE
因此,我們已經來到這個區域。
MOST PLASTIC-SURGERY CENTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.
這種特殊的新區的
I GOT SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT
大多數整形外科手術 中心在所有的世界。
THINKING TWICE TONIGHT
我得到了第二個想法關於
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HOPING.
三思而後行今晚
HOLY GRAIL.
這就是我們希望。
HI.
聖杯。
I'M HERE TO SEE DR. LEE.
嗨。
YEAH.
我是來拜訪的DR。李。
DON'T WORRY.
YEAH。
OKAY.
不要擔心。
[ LAUGHS ]
還好。
RIGHT, RIGHT.
[笑]
MM-HMM.
對,對。
YEAH. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
MM-HMM模型。
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
YEAH。 MM-HMM模型。 MM-HMM模型。
DR. LEE EXPLAINS THAT HIS
[SPEAKING韓國]
SURGERY IS DONE IN TWO WAYS.
DR。李解釋說,他
ONE IS BY HARVESTING A SECTION
手術是DONE兩種方式。
OF SKIN AND FAT FROM A DEAD BODY
其一是通過收割節
AND ELONGATING THE PENIS WITH THE EXTRA FLESH.
皮膚和脂肪從一具屍體
THE OTHER AND MORE POPULAR
和長形陰莖 與額外的肉。
PROCEDURE INVOLVES HARVESTING
中其他及更受歡迎
FAT FROM THE PATIENT'S ABDOMEN
過程涉及收穫
AND INSERTING IT UNDER THE SKIN
脂肪在患者的腹部
OF THE PENIS SHAFT, THUS ADDING
並將其插入皮膚下
SEVERAL CENTIMETERS OF GIRTH AND
陰莖幹的,從而增加
A VERY NATURAL APPEARANCE.
圍長幾厘米
DR. LEE INVENTED THIS PROCEDURE,
一個很自然的外觀。
AND IT'S BECOME THE INDUSTRY STANDARD.
DR。李發明此過程中,
IT'S CONSIDERED TO BE VERY SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.
而且它成為 行業標準。
DR. LEE INVITES ME TO MEET ONE OF HIS CURRENT PATIENTS.
它被認為是 非常安全和有效。
[ LAUGHS ]
DR。李邀請我MEET 他的一個電流的患者。
HI. HI.
[笑]
GOOD MORNING.
嗨。嗨。
GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
早上好!
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
早上好!早上好!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[SPEAKING韓國]
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
[笑]
OKAY. OH, YEAH.
MM-HMM模型,MM-HMM模型。
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WOW.
還好。哦,是的。
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。哇。
YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.
[笑]
THANK YOU.
啊,是啊。謝謝。
I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY BIG.
謝謝。
I MEAN, IF HE WAS REALLY SMALL
我是說,這是相當大的。
ENOUGH TO COME IN AND CONSIDER
我的意思是,如果他真的很小
HAVING THIS PROCEDURE DONE --
足以進來,考慮
I MEAN, WHAT I SAW WAS, YOU
有了這個程序做了 -
KNOW, PRETTY GIRTHY-LOOKING.
我的意思是,我看到的是,你
[ PHONE LINE RINGING ]
眾所周知,PRETTY GIRTHY好看。
YES?
[電話線振鈴]
WHAT UP, MAN? IT'S PAT.
是嗎?
UH, NOTHING, DUDE.
怎麼了,伙計? IT'S PAT。
I WENT AND MET THIS DOCTOR, THE,
UH,什麼都沒有,DUDE。
LIKE, PENIS-ENLARGEMENT GUY.
我去了,遇到了這個醫生,,
HE'S LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS PENIS
LIKE,陰莖增大的傢伙。
DOCTOR IN THE WORLD, AND HE LIKE
他就像最有名的陰莖
DEVELOPED THIS PROCEDURE.
醫生在這個世界,他像
HE DID IT.
開發的這個程序。
IT'S HIS -- LIKE, FROM HIS BRAIN, HE MADE IT UP.
他做到了。
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
這是他的 - 像,從他 腦,他做不起來。
I FEEL LIKE IF MAYBE I CAN
[念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]
SEE HOW THE PROCEDURE IS DONE,
我覺得如果也許我可以
IT'LL KIND OF SETTLE MY FEARS A
怎麼看程序完成後,
LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, IF I KNOW
它會形式的結算價我卻怕
WHAT, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MY DICK INTO.
點點,你知道,如果我知道
BUT, I MEAN, HE SAID IT'S
啥,你知道,我其實 讓我的迪克走進。
LIKE -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S LITERALLY NO PAIN.
但是,我是說,他說這是
YOU RECOVER IN LIKE A DAY.
LIKE - 你知道,有 LITERALLY沒有痛苦。
SO, I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
你收回如一日。
HAVE YOU SEE BEFORE -- OPERATION?
所以,我的意思是, 不能說不好。
MNH-MNH.
HAVE YOU SEE 前 - 操作?
NO?
MNH-MNH。
MNH-MNH.
NO?
FIRST TIME?
MNH-MNH。
MM-HMM.
第一次?
FOR THE EXPERIENCE?
MM-HMM模型。
MNH-MNH.
為了體驗?
[ VOMITS ]
MNH-MNH。
[ COUGHING ]
[嘔吐]
DUDE, HERE. HERE.
[咳嗽]
[ SNIFFS ]
好傢伙,這裡。這裡。
[ CHUCKLES ]
[嗅著]
NO. NO WAY.
[笑]
YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU JUST STEP
NO。沒辦法。
OUTSIDE YOURSELF AND KIND OF
你曾經有那些ONE MOMENTS,你只STEP
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING
外自己和形式的
AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST NOT
看看你在做什麼
BEING YOURSELF ANYMORE?
並意識到你只是不
AND HONESTLY, I DON'T REALLY
做自己了嗎?
KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE ANYMORE.
和誠實,我真的不
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
知道我在做什麼 在這裡了。
EVERYTHING WE DO ISN'T WORKING.
我不明白 什麼它是關於。
I'M MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF
我們所做的一切不工作。
MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
我正在做一個完整的傻瓜
WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME AFTER SEEING THIS FILM?
自己在前面 整個世界。
I LOOK LIKE AN INSECURE,
WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME在看到這部電影嗎?
NARCISSISTIC FREAK WITH A TINY DICK.
我看起來像一個沒有安全感,
IT'S YOUR MOVIE!
自戀FREAK 一個微小的傢伙。
YEAH, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS
這是你的電影!
COMING FROM A MILE AWAY, THEN YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS, MAN.
是的,如果你沒有看到這個
HEY, PATTY.
我來自一英里遠, 那麼你很健忘,城域網。
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
嘿,PATTY。
UM... I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
你怎麼樣?
ABOUT THE FILM.
嗯......我一直有別的想法
IT'S JUST A LITTLE INTENSE.
關於影片。
SO, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I'M DONE.
這只是一個小激烈。
YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION OF
所以,我跟大家說 我受夠了。
MALE IDENTITY THAT IS BEYOND JUST YOU.
你問的問題
IT'S A BIG QUESTION.
男性身份動議 超越只是你。
SO I UNDERSTAND IT WOULD BE
這是一個大問題。
CONFUSING AT A CERTAIN POINT.
所以我理解這將是
BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
混亂在某一點。
YOU WOULD GET THIS FAR AND THEN QUIT.
但我還是不明白為什麼
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
您將獲得本 遠,然後退出。
IT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, I GUESS.
我不知道我在做什麼。
IT'S ALL HARD, PATTY, YOU KNOW?
這是很難比我想像 這是要去,我猜。
I DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THE OLD
這一切都硬, PATTY,你知道嗎?
HISTORY, BUT YOU WALKED OUT OF TWO S.A.T.s.
我不希望把了舊
YOU WANTED TO QUIT BASKETBALL.
歷史,但你走 出了兩個S.A.T.s.
DID YOU QUIT? I CAN'T REMEMBER.
你想退出籃球。
YOU DID.
您是否退出?我不記得了。
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOTALLY
你沒有。
DIFFERENT ADVICE THREE MONTHS
我將徹底給你
AGO, BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE
不同的建議三個月
REALLY GROWN FROM THE EXPERIENCE
前,但現在我覺得你已經
AND ASKING THE QUESTIONS.
真的長大從經驗中
AND, YOU KNOW, IN GROWTH, THERE
,問的問題。
IS PAIN, AND IT'S PAINFUL RIGHT
而且,你知道,在增長,但
NOW, BUT JUST KEEP GROWING.
是痛苦的,和它的PAINFUL權
DON'T GIVE UP.
現在,只是保持增長。
WHY DOES SIZE MATTER SO MUCH?
不要放棄。
AND WHERE DOES THIS OBSESSION COME FROM?
為什麼事情並SIZE這麼多?
AND HOW CAN YOU HELP PEOPLE WHO FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT?
與這哪裡 痴迷從何而來?
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY FOR ME TO
你怎麼能幫助別人 人,覺得這樣呢?
GET A BIGGER DICK, BUT MAYBE I
我們沒有什麼好辦法,我
CAN FIND A WAY TO LIVE WITH THE ONE I'VE GOT.
得到一個更大的雞巴,但也許我
IN NEW YORK, THERE'S A MAN THAT I'M TERRIFIED TO MEET.
可以找到一個方式去生活 隨著一:我已經有了。
HIS NAME IS JONAH FALCON, AND HE
在紐約,有一個人 我很害怕見面。
HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PENIS.
他的名字叫約拿獵鷹,他
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW, IS YOURS LIKE THE BIGGEST?
擁有世界上最大的陰莖。
AS FAR AS I KNOW.
至於你知道, YOURS喜歡BIGGEST?
IT WAS MEASURED ON CAMERA 13 1/2".
據我知道。
WITHOUT USING A RULER, I GO FROM
它是測量 攝像機13 1/2"。
HERE TO HERE, AND I'M AT THIS THICKNESS.
如果不使用一把尺子,我如何開始
HOW HAS HAVING A PENIS THAT LARGE CHANGED YOUR LIFE?
這裡到這裡,我 AT這個厚度。
WELL, I WAS 8" WHEN I WAS 10,
如何具有陰莖 大型CHANGED你的生活?
SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE NORMALCY FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
好吧,我是8"當我10,
RIGHT.
所以它是有點像的 正常對我來說,你知道嗎?
THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES
右。
IS PEOPLE'S REACTION TO ME.
唯一的變化
MM-HMM.
IS人的反應給我。
YOU KNOW?
MM-HMM模型。
SO, IT MAKES SEX EASIER.
你知道嗎?
IT DOESN'T MAKE RELATIONSHIPS EASIER.
因此,它不做性別更容易。
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD RELATIONSHIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM
它不會使 關係更容易。
HAVE REALLY LASTED MORE THAN, SAY, EIGHT MONTHS.
你知道,我已經有 關係,但他們都沒有
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
真的歷時 不是,比方說,八個月。
I MEAN, PEOPLE TEND NOT TO
為什麼你認為那是什麼?
THINK OF ME IN THAT SORT OF WAY, YOU KNOW?
我的意思是,人往往不
THEY TEND TO THINK OF ME AS MORE
ME在該THINK 排序的方式,你知道嗎?
OF A, YOU KNOW, "LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S LIKE."
他們往往把我當成更多
SO, IT'S MORE OF LIKE A CURIOSITY, FASCINATION.
一間,你知道,"LET'S 看看他的喜歡。"
BASICALLY, YEAH.
因此,它就像一個多 好奇心,令人嚮往。
RIGHT.
基本上,YEAH。
I MEAN, I'VE HAD ONE PARTNER SAY, "I DON'T LOVE YOU.
右。
I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME."
我的意思是,我有一個合作夥伴 說:"我不愛你。
MM-HMM.
我只是想讓你操我。"
YOU KNOW?
MM-HMM模型。
WHICH IS REALLY A -- THAT'S
你知道嗎?
REALLY A BULLET TO MY HEART BECAUSE -- RIGHT.
這確實是阿 - 這就是
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THERE'S SOMETHING DEEPER, BUT
一個真正的子彈向我的心 由於 - 右。
APPARENTLY IT'S -- YOU KNOW,
你知道,我認為 有什麼東西更深,但
WHERE I THINK IT'S HERE, THEY
顯然這是 - 你知道,
THINK IT'S HERE, IN TERMS OF DEPTH.
在這裡我認為這是在這裡,他們
I MEAN, I HEAR YOU.
認為這是在這裡, 在深度方面。
I MEAN, LIKE, I HAVEN'T REALLY
我的意思是,我聽你的。
HAD VERY MANY SUBSTANTIAL
我意思是,像,我還沒有真正
RELATIONSHIPS, AND IT IS FAIRLY
有非常很多實質性的
OBVIOUS NOW THAT I AM PROBABLY
關係,它是相當
MAYBE A LITTLE BELOW WHAT IS AVERAGE.
很明顯現在就動議:我大概
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVE
也許有點低於 何為平均。
BEEN BROACHED BY THIS TOPIC BY
不管相信與否,我都
OTHER GUYS, AS WELL, AND ONE OF
曾被開始討論這一專題
MY FAVORITES IS, "MAN, IF I HAD WHAT YOU HAD --"
其他人,以及,和一種
AND MY ANSWER IS, "WHAT?
我最喜歡的是,"男人,如果 我有什麼樣的你有 - "
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
我的回答是,"什麼?
WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT?
你會怎麼做?
IT WOULD BE YOU PLUS A FEW EXTRA
會有什麼不同?
INCHES, BUT GUESS WHAT.
一定是你加了一些額外的
YOU'RE STILL YOU.
英寸,但你猜怎麼著。
AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIKE YOU EITHER WAY."
你還是你自己。
IT STARTED AS "PICKLE."
和人民GONNA LIKE YOU無論哪種方式。"
MM-HMM.
它開始作為"泡菜"。
AND THAT PISSED ME OFF, AND I FELT IT IMMEDIATELY.
MM-HMM模型。
LIKE, THE HIGH SCHOOL RAGE CAME BACK.
並且那生氣我了, 我覺得它馬上。
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DOCUMENTARY?
LIKE,高中 RAGE回來。
I DON'T KNOW.
你為什麼要這麼做 這部紀錄片?
[ LAUGHS ]
我不知道。
I DON'T KNOW.
[笑]
IT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.
我不知道。
IT HASN'T BEEN GREAT.
這聽起來像一個真正的 不愉快的經歷。
I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
但一直很棒。
AND THAT KIND OF STARTED THIS WHOLE PROJECT.
我會告訴你這麼多。
I'M NOW UNDER THE IMPRESSION
而這種開工 這整個項目。
THAT PROBABLY I'M LIKE A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE.
我現在下的印象
HALF OF EVERYONE IS.
,大概我就像一個 稍低於平均水平。
RIGHT. RIGHT. UM -- AND "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE.
半大家IS。
"TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE?
右。右。 UM - 與 "過小"是相對的。
TOO SMALL FOR HER.
"過小"是相對的?
RIGHT.
太小了她。
WE'VE PASSED THIS POINT WHERE
右。
THE MALE BODY, ONCE UPON A TIME,
我們已經通過了這個地步,
WAS NOT SUBJECT TO A CRITICAL GAZE.
男性的身體,曾幾何時,
AND NOW IT IS.
並不受 一個關鍵的目光。
AND NOW MEN'S GENITALS ARE A
而現在是。
SUBJECT OF SCRUTINY AND DEBATE
現在男人的生殖器是一個
AND, YOU KNOW, THUMBS UP OR
科目審查和辯論的
THUMBS DOWN, IN A WAY THAT THEY
而且,你知道,拇指向上或
DIDN'T USED TO BE, AND IN THE
大拇指朝下,在某種程度上,他們
WAY THAT TITS ALWAYS WERE.
沒有曾經是,並且在
SHE HAD GOOD TITS.
方式,山雀過去如此。
SHE HAS BAD TITS.
她有好山雀。
SHE HAS BIG TITS.
她有壞山雀。
SHE HAS A NICE RACK.
她有一雙大山雀。
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NICE RACK.
她有一個尼斯架。
WHERE DO YOU THINK THESE KIND
她不HAVE A NICE架。
OF IDEAS ARE COMING FROM?
那麼你認為這幾樣
WELL, WE LIVE IN A PORN-IFIED CULTURE.
的想法是從哪裡來?
MM-HMM.
好了,我們生活在一個 色情化了文化。
PORN IS A SKEWED SAMPLE.
MM-HMM模型。
PEOPLE AREN'T SEEING A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF
色情IS偏態樣本。
PENISES ANYWHERE.
人都沒有看到 具有代表性的樣板
ALL THEY'RE SEEING IS PORN PENISES.
陰莖的任何地方。
WELL, THE FIRST PENIS I EVER
所有他們看到 IS色情陰莖。
SAW LOOKED LIKE IT HAD CRASHED LANDED ON THIS PLANET.
那麼,第陰莖我曾經
[ LAUGHS ]
聲表面波看起來似乎已經墜毀 降落在這個星球上。
AND IT, YOU KNOW, THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS.
[笑]
AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WITH
與它,你知道, 思想和感情。
GUYS WHO HAVE THAT PENIS.
而且,你知道,我一直在與
AND IT'S NOT FUN.
大老爺們有陰莖。
I THINK GUYS HAVE THIS IDEA
而且這不好玩。
THAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND,
我認為球員有這樣的想法
WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THEIR PENISES.
當他們不在身邊,
THE SIZE OF THEIR PENISES.
婦女不斷TALKING 關於自己的陰莖。
I THINK POP CULTURE GIVES GUYS THAT IDEA.
他們的陰莖的大小。
I'M A FAG, AND I HANG OUT WITH
我THINK POP CULTURE GIVES傢伙的想法。
WOMEN WHEN THERE AREN'T STRAIGHT GUYS AROUND.
我是FAG,我掛出
AND IT ALMOST NEVER COMES UP.
婦女在沒有 直的球員大約。
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE FAMOUS
它幾乎從未出現。
STUDY THAT SHOWED THAT WOMEN --
你要知道,有一個著名
THE LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN
研究顯示,女性 -
WITH SMALL PENISES REPORTED HIGHER LEVELS OF SEXUAL
MEN的長期合作夥伴
SATISFACTION THAN LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN WITH
與小陰莖呈報 性較高水平
ABOVE-AVERAGE PENISES... HMM.
滿意度比長期 男裝與合作夥伴
...BECAUSE THE GUYS WITH
高於平均水平的陰莖... HMM模型。
SMALLER PENISES DIDN'T JUST RELY
...因為球員與
ON THEIR MAGIC DICKS TO GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OF,
SMALLER陰莖並沒有僅僅依靠
NECESSARILY.
對他們的魔法迪克斯 得到他們的女朋友,
RIGHT.
未必。
THEY FELT LIKE THEY HAD TO GO
右。
THE -- MAKE SOME EXTRA EFFORT.
他們覺得像他們不得不去
YOU HAD TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX.
本 - 做一些額外的工作。
I WAS WITH A GUY WHO HAD A SMALL
你必須知道如何做愛。
DICK, WHO WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
我是跟一個傢伙有一個小
I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS DICK.
DICK,誰也不會 SHUT UP一下吧。
I REALLY DIDN'T.
我不關心 他的雞巴的大小。
BUT LISTENING TO HIM COMPLAIN
我真的沒有。
ABOUT HIS DICK AND PROJECT HIS
但聽他抱怨
INSECURITIES ONTO ME ALL THE
關於他的迪克和他的項目
TIME WAS EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING.
不安全感ONTO我所有的
I WAS FINE WITH HIS DICK.
時間在感情上吃力。
I WASN'T FINE WITH HIS ASSUMPTION THAT I WASN'T FINE
我是細跟他的傢伙。
WITH HIS DICK, AND EVENTUALLY IT
我是不是精細與他 假設我是不精
CONTRIBUTED TO OUR BREAKUP.
與他的傢伙,並最終
SOMEBODY WITH A BELOW-AVERAGE DICK ISN'T GONNA SATISFY
有助於我們分手。
SOMEBODY WHO'S A COCK-HOUND OR
有人用低於平均水平 迪克是不是要去SATISFY
A SIZE QUEEN, AND SO WHAT?
SOMEBODY誰的公雞獵犬或
YOU JUST DON'T, THEN, MARRY A SIZE QUEEN.
一個尺寸大,還等什麼?
MM-HMM.
你根本沒有,那麼, 嫁給一個尺寸大。
YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO
MM-HMM模型。
LIKE YOUR JUNK AND IT WORKS FOR
你必須找到別人誰
THEM AND RUN OFF TOGETHER.
喜歡你的垃圾郵件和它適用於
RIGHT.
他們跑在一起。
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY HAS TO DO.
右。
YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO
那是什麼 每個人都必須做的。
LIKES EVERYTHING YOU BRING TO THE TABLE.
你必須找到別人誰
THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN MOVE
喜歡東西你 帶來的表。
ON IS TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES
的唯一途徑我可以移動
EVERYTHING THAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
開啟IS找人也喜歡
I NEED TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE.
一切,我 帶來的表。
SO, I'VE DECIDED TO ASK KASSIA OUT ON A DATE.
我需要回到上了馬。
SHE'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEX SHOP.
所以,我決定問 KASSIA出去約會。
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
她是女孩 從性用品商店。
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
[ROCK音樂播放]
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER
我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER
我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強
MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER
我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強
MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER
我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE
AND WHAT ARE WE DOING?
我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強
WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?
與我們正在做什麼?
NO, NO A STUPID BAD CHAT TWO ON THE FLOOR
我們在那裡了?
AND WAS THAT THE NIGHT...
NO,NO愚蠢的壞 CHAT兩個在地板上
ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?
並且是,夜...
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT?
好,那麼, 什麼今晚?
YEAH.
你吃了 今晚好開心?
IS THAT FOR REAL? YOU DID?
YEAH。
YEAH. I DID.
是真的嗎?你們這樣做?
I MEAN, I'M STILL HAVING THE TIME.
YEAH。我做到了。
STILL HAVING THE TIME?
我的意思是,我還在 有時間。
YEAH. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
仍然有時間嗎?
GET BACK TO ME AFTER IT'S OVER?
YEAH。我會盡快給您回复。
WHAT ABOUT ME?
回到我 之後結束了?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
那我呢?
AM I JUST A WEIRDO?
你怎麼看我呢?
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
我只是一個怪人?
[ LAUGHS ]
它全部是關於你。
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE AWESOME.
[笑]
I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A
好像你真棒。
LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
我只是覺得你是一個
[ SIGHS ]
小念念 這整個事情。
DO I SEEM OBSESSED?
[嘆氣]
IS THAT KIND OF HOW I COME OFF?
DO我似乎痴迷?
[ LAUGHS ] UM -- AS I HOLD A CAMERA IN YOUR
是怎麼樣的,我摘下來?
FACE?
[笑] UM - AS 我持相機放在
YES.
臉?
YEAH.
YES。
YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
YEAH。
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE --
是的,這很奇怪。
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE GOING ON, I FEEL.
我不明白,像 -
LIKE -- IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A
有這麼多更多 怎麼回事,我的感覺。
RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU WANT TO BE
LIKE - IF 你想擁有一個
INTIMATE, IF ANY OF THAT MATTERS.
的關係,如果你想成為
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW MEN FEEL.
貼心,如果有的話 的事項。
IT'S SO NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.
我的意思是,我不 KNOW HOW男人覺得。
HMM.
它是如此不是所有關於你的傢伙。
IF YOU GUYS CARE, P.S., IF
HMM模型。
THIS EVER MAKES IT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.
如果你們照顧,P.S.,中頻
UH-OH. YOUR TURN?
這個不斷不做它,它是 不是所有關於你的傢伙。
YEAH.
嗯,哦。輪到你?
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH。
I LIKE IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMERA.
[嘆氣]
IT'S A LOT LESS -- IT'S BETTER, HUH?
I LIKE IT中的其他 側攝像頭。
YEAH, IT'S WAY BETTER.
IT'S少了很多 - 它的更好,是吧?
WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED, NEEDS
啊,這是更好的方式。
TO HAPPEN BEFORE I FEEL LIKE WE
什麼是你需要的,NEEDS
COULD EVEN GO GET A DRINK
發生之前我覺得我們
WITHOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT IT.
甚至可以去喝點
I THOUGHT I COULD FIX MY
WITHOUT YOU關於它的思考。
PROBLEM, BUT MAYBE I AM THE PROBLEM.
我想我可以解決我的
I HAVE THE HONOR OF BRINGING UP YOUR NEXT COMEDIAN.
問題,但也許 我是這個問題。
PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY GOOD BUDDY PATRICK MOOTE,
我有自備的榮譽 UP你的下一個喜劇演員。
EVERYBODY, PATRICK MOOTE!
請稍作噪聲 我的好哥們PATRICK MOOTE,
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
大家好,PATRICK MOOTE!
ANDREW SLEIGHTER, EVERYBODY.
[歡呼和掌聲]
GIVE IT UP.
ANDREW SLEIGHTER,大家。
SO, ANDREW TOLD YOU GUYS I JUST GOT BACK.
放棄。
WHOO! BACK!
SO,安德魯告訴過你 傢伙,我剛回來。
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
喔!回來了!
THANK YOU, GUYS.
[歡呼和掌聲]
IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
謝謝你,伙計們。
I GOT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD, SEE SOME STUFF...
這是很酷。
IN ORDER TO MAKE MY PENIS BIGGER.
我得去各地 世界,看到一些東西...
[ LAUGHTER ]
為了使 我的陰莖更大。
AND IN TAIWAN, THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE.
[笑]
THEY'RE THESE MARTIAL ARTISTS,
在台灣,有 人民的集團。
AND THEY TIE UP THEIR WHOLE
他們是這些功夫了得,
SITUATION WITH A ROPE, AND THEN
並且他們綁住他們的整個
THEY HANG WEIGHTS, WHICH, IN TAIWAN, IS PROBABLY COOL.
現狀用繩子,然後
24 HOUR FITNESS?
他們掛的權重,其中, 台灣,大概是COOL。
OH, NOT SO MUCH.
24小時健身?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH,沒有這麼多。
PLUS, IT'S LIKE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SPOTTER.
[笑]
YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO SPOT ME, BRO?"
另外,它就像他媽的 不可能找到檢舉員。
[ LAUGHTER ]
你就像,"嘿,你 WANT TO發現我後,兄弟?"
"MY DICK? DOWN THERE?"
[笑]
YOU KNOW? IT'S BEEN -- THIS WHOLE THING THAT I'VE BEEN
"我的雞巴?在哪兒?"
DOING HAS BEEN CRAZY.
你知道嗎?它已經 - 本 ,我一直在整件事情
IT'S BEEN WEIRD, AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME.
DOING已經瘋了。
BUT THE THING THAT I REALIZED
它被古怪,和 它被真棒。
THE MOST IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S
但我意識到THE THING
NOT ABOUT THE INSECURITIES THAT YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW?
最多的是,你知道,這是
YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU.
不看好的不安全感 動議你有,你知道嗎?
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE PENIS.
你得找人 世衛組織最適合你。
I THINK THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE I THINK ALL
它不僅是所有關於陰莖。
TREES ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN THEIR OWN WAY.
我想他們是 漂亮,就像我認為所有
IT'S WHAT IT IS, AND IT'S FABULOUS.
樹是美麗的, 以自己的方式。
IT'S GOT NERVE ENDINGS.
IT'S它是什麼, 而且它是神話般的。
IT'S YOUR FRIEND.
它有神經末梢。
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
它是你的朋友。
MY PENIS TOOK ME TO PLACES I
[ROCK音樂響起]
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE.
我的陰莖帶我去的地方,我
IT MADE ME DO THINGS I NEVER DREAMT I WOULD DO.
從來沒有想過我會看到。
HEY!
這讓我做的事情我 從來沒有夢見我會怎麼做。
AND ALONG THE WAY, I MET SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE.
HEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
一路上,我遇到了 一些真正偉大的人。
[ LAUGHS ]
[笑]
[ LAUGHS ]
[笑]
BYE!
[笑]
YEAH. BYE.
再見!
AH!
YEAH。再見。
[ CHUCKLES ]
啊!
I STARTED THIS JOURNEY WITH A
[笑]
QUESTION -- DOES SIZE MATTER?
我開始這個旅程,一個
AND IT DID -- TO ME.
問題 - 大小重要嗎?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
它做到了 - 給我。
IT DOESN'T ANYMORE.
但是你知道嗎?
HA!
它沒有了。
AH! AH!
哈!
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
啊!啊!
I THINK THE BIGGEST THING, THE WHOLE THING THAT I'VE
[念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]
LEARNED THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE
我認為最重要的事情, 我已經整個事情
JOURNEY, IS THAT, JUST BE COOL WITH YOURSELF, YOU KNOW?
教訓在這整個
JUST BE GOOD WITH YOURSELF.
八戒,是,僅僅是 冷靜與你自己,你知道嗎?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
就做好與自己。
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
不用擔心這個。
THE AVERAGE DEPTH OF THE FEMALE VAGINA IS 3.2".
[歡呼和掌聲]
THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF THE MALE PENIS IS 4.4".
本的平均深度 女性的陰道是3.2"。
SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
的平均長度 男性的陰莖為4.4"。
MAN, YOU GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE
那麼,是什麼問題?
IN YOUR LIFE THAT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU, AND, YOU KNOW,
男人,你有很多錢的人
THERE'S FUCKING MILLIONS OF
你生活中真正關心 你的時候,你知道,
GIRLS OUT THERE, BRO, ALL RIGHT?
有他媽的MILLIONS
TAKE IT EASY.
女孩在那裡,可租可買,好嗎?
THANKS A LOT!
TAKE IT EASY。
IT'S BEEN GOOD.
非常感謝!
MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE.
它已經好。
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE。
PATRICK MOOTE, EVERYBODY!
[歡呼和掌聲]
[ CHUCKLES ]
PATRICK MOOTE,大家好!
SO, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT.
[笑]
I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT,
所以,我想這就是它。
AT THIS POINT, I AM SICK OF TALKING ABOUT MY DICK.
我想我可以有把握地說,
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU'RE
AT這一點上,我有病 漫談我的雞巴。
ALL SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT, SO
我敢確定你是
I WILL SHUT UP ABOUT MY DICK AND
都煩死聽說而已,所以
TALK ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY... [ CHUCKLES ]
我將閉嘴關於我的雞巴和
...WHO IS AWESOME.
談論這位小姐... [笑]
MM. SUPER.
正在他真棒。
...AND AMAZING, KIND OF PRETTY... MM-HMM.
MM。 SUPER。
...GREAT ATTITUDE, LIKE --
...和驚人的,善良可愛的... MM-HMM模型。
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD?
...偉大的態度,就像 -
I'M NOT BEING WEIRD.
你為什麼這麼奇怪?
I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
我不是怪異。
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, ARE YOU?
我只是告訴你, 我覺得你很偉大。
WHAT? IS THAT -- [ LAUGHS ] COME ON!
你不會 向我求婚,是嗎?
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
什麼?是 - [笑] COME ON!
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
"因為一切 MOVES一切豆類
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
全都是 一切豆類
IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
RAMBLE ON, CHUG ALONG
一切在於 你的目光
AND IF THE BEAT STOPS THUMPING
在你們的眼裡 在你們的眼裡
THEN SOMETHING'S WRONG
羅嗦了,突突沿
IGNORE IT, SON IT'S JUST A SONG
如果BEAT STOPS重擊
BUT I CAN SEE YOUR WHITE-KNUCKLED HAND FROM
那麼什麼是錯的
HOLDING ON
不理它,SON 它只是一個歌
SO LATELY I WONDER WHY WE RELY ON THE SURE THING
但我可以看到你的 WHITE-失蹄的手從
IT'S TOO DAMN COMFORTING TO STAY ALIVE, OVERDRIVE,
等待的
TILL WE FIND SOMETHING NEW
因而近來我想知道為什麼我們 依靠肯定的事
TO KEEP THE PULSE ALIVE IN YOU
這太該死安慰 為了生存,超速,
SO MANY ANGLES SO MANY LINES
直到我們找到一些新
SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SUNRISE
為了保持脈衝 活在你
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
蘇多角度SO多條線路
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
這麼多的方法 看日出
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
"原因全都是 一切豆類
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
全都是 一切豆類
IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO
一切在於 你的目光
THE TIME WILL SHOW WHAT WE KNOW IS HARDLY EVER TRUE
在你們的眼裡 在你們的眼裡
I'D RATHER HAVE THEN NEVER HAD THE SPINNING ROOM =
儘管我不 知道不少WHAT TO DO
THE FEELING THAT I MOVED
的時候會顯示我們 知道的是幾乎沒有真
NO MORE STANDING STILL AT YOUR
我寧願然後永遠不會 有動感單車房=
WILL, BUT YOU CAN TRY UNTIL YOU
繼續生活下去的感覺
SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING YOU
沒有更多的站在原地AT YOUR
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
意志,但你可以嘗試,直到你
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING遊
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
"原因全都是 一切豆類
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
全都是 一切豆類
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
一切在於 你的目光
Elena...
一切在於 你的目光
Elena?
你的眼睛 你的目光
Elena?
埃琳娜......
Elena?!
埃琳娜?
You are doing so good.
埃琳娜?
Julie comes walking up, and, um...
埃琳娜?!
like, I can tell just by looking at her
你正在做的那麼好。
she totally, fuckin',
朱莉自帶走起來,而且,嗯......
she totally wants to pork me.
喜歡,我可以通過看她的訴說
Oh, you're so full of shit.
她完全,他媽的,
What would she want with that two-inch little blood bat?
她完全想豬肉我。
Fuck, my left ball hurts a little.
哦,你是如此的充滿了狗屎。
I gotta take a leak.
她會怎麼想 與兩英寸的小血蝙蝠?
Thanks for telling me.
他媽的,我的左球疼一點點。
Get bent, you fat fuck!
我得走了洩漏。
Ohh...
謝謝你告訴我。
What the fuck?
獲取彎曲,你的脂肪他媽的!
Yo!
哦...
Yo!
什麼他媽的?
Yo?
呦!
Yo?
呦!
Where is she?
喲?
I don't know.
喲?
I don't know.
她在哪裡?
I don't...
我不知道。
I don't know.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我不...
You fucked her.
我不知道。
No, I...
我不知道。
No...
你性交她。
No, I didn't.
不,我...
No, I didn't fuck...
第..
You fucked her.
不,我沒有。
No, I didn't! I didn't.
不,我沒他媽的...
You fucked her.
你性交她。
No--
不,我沒有!我沒有。
NO
你性交她。
You fucked her.
否 -
No, no!
NO
Shut up!
你性交她。
You look so beautiful when you sleep.
不,不!
Sweet, sweet Elena.
閉嘴!
Well, I found you.
你長得這麼漂亮,當你睡覺。
It's okay.
甜,甜埃琳娜。
Come to me, okay?
好吧,我找到了你。
Elena, come on.
這沒關係。
Come here.
到我這裡來,好嗎?
Come on.
艾琳娜,來吧。
Elena, come to me.
來到這裡。
Elena?
來吧。
Elena.
艾琳娜,到我這裡來。
Come to me.
埃琳娜?
like Taiwan for example
埃琳娜。
you know they really like hot pot
到我這裡來。
that's a pretty cool idea
像台灣地區為例
I'm not sure I reallly like the whole preparation you know
你知道他們真的很喜歡火鍋
like 20 minutes
這是一個很酷的想法
to prepare by your own but
我不知道我reallly想你知道整個準備
I have to admit it's super tasty
像20分鐘
and sometimes it
通過你自己的,但準備
you know
我不得不承認這是超級好吃
you even get like free ice cream one time of that
有時它
so you know
你知道
you get to like
你甚至可以像免費的冰淇淋的,有一次
I love that super tasty for that
所以你知道
you gotta choose what kind you know what I mean
你喜歡
you gotta eat one
我喜歡這個超級好吃的那
I mean you get ice cream as much as you can eat on top of taht
你必須選擇你知道什麼樣的我是什麼意思
that's like "wow!" you know
你得吃一
but then spaces like Korea
我的意思是你的冰淇淋就像你可以在TAHT的頂部吃
Well you can actually get
這就像"哇!"你知道
light butter booth
但隨後,如韓國的空間
I mean not the whole lot the booth
那麼你實際上可以得到
but just the otherbooth like
酥油燈展台
It just like open up your mouth
我的意思不是一大堆展台
I mean
但就像otherbooth
they put them in a box for you
它就像打開你的嘴
and you try to have eat them up in half an hour
我的意思是
and it like a smooth then give them
他們把它們放在一個盒子給你
when they are in between in your teeth
並且您嘗試吃了他們在半小時
so
它像一個平穩然後給他們
you know
當他們之間的你的牙齒
a lot of interesting things you should try it on
所以
I've heard of a lot
你知道
interesting and
很多有趣的事情,你應該嘗試一下在
sometimes it comes to controversial
我已經聽說了很多
meals from China
有趣
but the
有時它涉及到爭議
well you know
從中國餐
you can check it out I'm
但
pretty sure
那麼你知道
you might have heard of something
你可以檢查出來我
anyway
相當肯定
you know it was like
你可能聽說過的東西
It seems that
無論如何
almost every country in the world has their own
你知道它像
like you know
似乎
specialty some cuisine
在世界上幾乎每一個國家都有自己的
especially if you go far away from the country
就像你知道的
that you being living for a quite long time you know
一些特產美食
it just that
特別是如果你去遠離國
get the special kind of feeling in your mouth
您所居住的一個相當長的時間,你知道
if you try
它只是
something
讓你的嘴特別親切的感覺
you never
如果您嘗試
actually try before
某物
and the
你永遠不
the buzz in your mouth
其實之前嘗試
directly in to all of a sudden
和
a pretty new experience you know
含在嘴裡的嗡嗡聲
of course there's
直接到突然
mant other reasons
一個你知道漂亮的新體驗
to go exploring the other
當然還有
part of the world
曼特其他原因
you haven't ever been to
去探索其他
you never even heard of before you know
的世界的一部分
cause there was always culture
你還沒有去過
there's you know
你從來沒有聽說過你才知道的
buildings that have been around for
發生的原因總是文化
quite a while maybe not
還有的你知道
but there's you know
已周圍建築物
there all like culturely significant
相當長一段時間,也許不會
or you know
但你知道有
there's you know
還有所有喜歡culturely顯著
technology and like shopping mall still there
或者你知道
and
還有的你知道
just by near
技術和像購物商場仍然存在
so
和
and everytime you go traveling
只是附近
you get like
所以
even
而每次你去旅行
the way that people think
你喜歡
makes you
甚至
kind of
的方式,人們認為
I mean for people who have never left the country before
讓你
their own country in their lives
樣的
that kind of like
我的意思是誰的人從來沒有離開該國
stock
自己的國家在他們的生活
in the one particular way of thinking
這有點像
but the more places you get to go to
股票
and more places you visit
在思想的一個特定方法
you actually realize you know
但在更多的地方你去
there's a
與您親臨更多的地方
there's as many way of thinking
你真的知道你知道
as there people in the world
有一個
perhaps even you know
有思想的許多方式
cause
因為人的世界
well basically
甚至你知道
there's
原因
there's a lot of variety in that to discover
嗯,基本上
and it's not you are you know
有
you have to be forced to this one way of thinking but
有很多不同的,要發現
and it sounds like
它不是你就是你知道
every like you know
你必須被迫這種思維1的方式,但
only your culture is right?
這聽起來像
and anybody's else is wrong
每一個像你知道
it's like you know
只有你的文化是正確的?
everybody is right and wrong in their own ways
和任何人的東西是錯誤的
so
這就像你知道的
you actually get to
每個人都是正確和錯誤的以自己的方式
grow up
所以
quite a lot
你實際上得到
just by the fight that you are experiencing
長大
a differnt way of thinking
不少
and
剛才您所遇到的鬥爭
that's different way of thinking
思維方式不同的充
like you know
和
it has been around for
這就是不同的思維方式
I mean different ways of thinking have been
就像你知道的
in different cultures
它已經存在了
have been like around for
我的意思是不同的思維方式已經
thousands of years even you know
在不同的文化
and you can see that in architecture for example
一直喜歡對周圍
like you know
千百年來,即使你知道
have been permanent
你可以看到,在建築為例
Romance built the Pantheon
就像你知道的
I can give it a example you know
已經永久
the Spania for example
浪漫建成了萬神殿
to give but basically you know
我可以給它,你知道一個例子
ther's a lot of
該SPANIA例如
new ideas to explore
給但基本上你知道
and traveling is
療法是一個很大的
like
新思路探索
I mean of course
和旅遊是
you can read that in books
喜歡
you can get that kind of knowleges in menus
當然我的意思
but it just not the same like
你可以閱讀書籍
actual hand on experiences
你可以得到那種乾燥知識的菜單
it's just something totally different
但它只是不一樣像
it's like you know
在經歷實際到手
if somebody tells you a story
它只是完全不同的東西
where's that you can actually experience that story
這就像你知道的
on your own
如果有人告訴你一個故事
your own eyes
哪來的,你可以實際體驗的故事
that's
你自己
you know
你自己的眼睛
it's a totally different things
這是
it's like believing something and
你知道
actually seeing it come to alive
它是一個完全不同的東西
you know
它就像相信的東西,
that's f******* traveling lesson
實際上看到它來活著
something
你知道
that's a
該公司的F *******旅行的教訓
pretty special you know
某物
just
這是一個
for many reasons you know
非常特別的你知道
many many many
剛
and
你知道很多原因
well you know
很多很多很多
I've been to quite a lot of places on my own
和
and you know
那麼你知道
if I
我去過不少地方對我自己
there's also be a lot of places that I haven't been to
你知道
but I've heard pretty much interesting story from my friends
如果我
and
還有的也有很多,我沒有去過的地方
you know
但我從我的朋友們聽到相當多有趣的故事
I for example
和
I've been living in the Aisa for quite long you know
你知道
but I never been to Macau
我為例
but the
我一直生活在艾薩相當長你知道
I have friends who have been there for example
但我從來沒有去過澳門
they said it's basically like you know
但
the Las Vegas
我有朋友誰一直存在,例如
of Asia
他們說,這基本上就像你知道的
I don't know just
拉斯維加斯
I guess I
亞洲
always kind of like something like gambling
我不知道剛
I mean I wouldn't ever battle all of my money in my life
我想我
and gambling anything like that
那種總是喜歡像賭博
it's
我的意思是我不會永遠戰鬥在我的生活我所有的錢
you know kind of get what you
而這樣的事情賭博
people get excited for that
它的
there is certain kind of like
你知道那種得到你
exciting to
人們感到興奮的是
It's a associate
有某種類似
get a lot of it
令人興奮的
and
這是一個準
not a chace that I go gambling
得到了很多它
I play Poker sometimes
和
no big deal
不是蔡斯我去賭博
won some money but
我玩撲克牌,有時
something like you never won a lot
沒什麼大不了的
and it not like I ever
贏得了一些錢,但
you know put a lot of money on the table
像你從未贏得了很多
just want to win
它不是像我曾經
you know
你知道放了很多錢在桌子上
I've heard story about people who like
只是想贏
you know
你知道
bet their whole houses or you know
我聽說過的故事的人誰喜歡
or their car or something like that or
你知道
or big portion of their property
打賭他們的整個房子或你知道
just for a chance to get more you know
或他們的汽車或類似的東西或
I heard some of them failed
或其財產的很大一部分
some of them actually won something
只是為了有機會得到更多你知道
good for them you know
我聽說他們中的一些失敗
I don't necessarily get the idea cause
他們中的一些實際贏得的東西
It seems that a lot of people seems to think
對他們有好處,你知道
the gambling is like wrong
我不一定有想法的原因
the whole idea gambling is wrong
看來,很多人似乎認為
and I
賭博就像是錯的
I don't know
整個構思賭博是錯的
well of course
我
I mean you can use your own money
我不知道
but it's your choice
嗯,當然
It's your choice and it doesn't
我的意思是你可以用你自己的錢
I mean
但它是你的選擇
why should anybody tell you
這是你的選擇,它不
that you know you shouldn't do it
我的意思是
that put the stuff of your own
為什麼要任何人告訴你
right?
你知道你不應該這樣做
I mean of course
那把你自己的東西
it's also like you know moral value right
對不對?
If you are stupid
當然我的意思
and you have a family
它也像你知道道德價值的權利
and you bet your house
如果你是愚蠢的
on the bet
和你有一個家庭
and then you lose all of your money or your house
和你打賭你的房子
and your family don't have a place to live anymore
對賭
then you of course a idiot
然後你失去所有的錢或你的房子
no way to go around but
和您的家人不必再住的地方
still you know
那麼你當然是一個白痴
most your choice and
沒辦法繞過去,但
I don't think
還是你知道
we should
大多數選擇並
you know
我不認為
you wanna gamble
我們應該
you gamble
你知道
you do what you wanted for life
你想賭
basically that
你賭博
and If you are lucky
你做你想要的生活
you get chace to win
基本上是
a lot of money
而如果你是幸運的
you know
你蔡斯贏
if you win a million dollars and
很多錢
this is
你知道
so many thing you can possibly do
如果你贏了一百萬美元,
I mean come on
這是
If I had a million dollars right now
這麼多的事情你能做
I don't even know what I will do
我的意思是來吧
like you know
如果我有一百萬美元,現在
one friend said to me one time that
我什至不知道我會做
like
就像你知道的
I think another one of our friends
一位朋友對我說:有一次,
or even me asked that okay
喜歡
If you had like a infinite kind of money
我覺得另外一個我們的朋友
what would you buy with it?
甚至問我這樣行不行
and then he said he would buy the moon
如果你有一個像一個無窮多錢
that was like
你會用它買什麼?
oh
然後他說他會買月亮
okay
那是像
and then
哦
what would you do if you get more
好
he said I get the lasers
進而
to
你會怎麼做,如果你得到更多的
tatoo my face on top of the moon
他說,我得到的激光器
so everybody could see it
至
that was like
TATOO我的臉在月球上的頂部
oh okay
所以每個人都可以看到它
yeah that's a great idea
那是像
you people really had a millions then
哦,好吧
I don't know
是的,這是一個偉大的想法
If I had a billion dollars
你人真的有那麼幾百萬
or a million dollars
我不知道
I mean these are some you are used to anyway
如果我有一十億美元
I don't know I suppose
或者一百萬美元
like help
我的意思是這些都是一些你是用來反正
society you know what I mean
我不知道我猜
perhaps build a company
喜歡幫助
for a lot of people can work or something like that
社會你知道我是什麼意思
beats me I don't know
也許是建立一個公司
haven't really
對於很多人可以工作,或類似的東西
even been thinking about it for a long time
打我我不知道
seems like
有沒有真正
we can do
甚至一直在思考了很長一段時間
a lot of stuff
好像
well I had one friend who want to earn a lot of money
我們能做的
and then buy himself an island
很多東西
in the south Pacific
好,我有一個朋友,誰想要賺很多錢
and you know
然後自己買一個小島
that to be a pretty cool idea I suppose
在南太平洋
you can relax to the end of your days
你知道
have fun
這是一個很酷的想法,我想
well If you had a billion dollars then of course
你可以放鬆你的日子結束
If you didn't want to
玩
you would never ever have to work a single other day
好吧,如果你有一個十億美元那麼當然
in your life
如果您不想
that just
你永遠要工作單一天
you know
在你的生活
it just like
剛
If you had a lot of money
你知道
I think that's also
它只是喜歡
you know that good size of course
如果你有很多錢
you can get whatever you want
我認為這也是
almost any thing you know
你知道,當然是好的大小
you can't really buy
你可以得到任何你想要的
true friendship like you can't really buy true love even
幾乎你知道的任何事情
but
你真的不能買
you know
像你真正的友誼不能真正買到真正的愛情,即使
you know
但
you still can buy other stuff like almost any thing so
你知道
you can skip yourself on other things
你知道
but I've been always thing about
你還可以買其他東西一樣,幾乎所有的事情,所以
like if you can have everything
你可以跳過自己在其他事情
wouldn't that be kind of
但我一直總是對的事
bored?
就像如果你能擁有一切
like
那不是一種
you know
無聊嗎?
right now you know people work
喜歡
to get something you know
你知道
now imagine you didn't have to work
現在你知道人的工作
imagine if you
讓你知道的東西
who already have everything you wanted you know
現在想像你沒有工作
wouldn't that kind of be no purpose
想像一下,如果你
you know
誰已經擁有你想要你知道的一切
I mean maybe It wouldn't you know
那種那不是沒有目的
I guess that also depends on the person
你知道
if they have whole something like
我的意思是,也許它不會不知道吧
did they really want to
我想這也取決於人
focus on
如果他們有全像
or you know they could go some
難道他們真的要
some people they really like to you know
專注於
be alright or something like it
或者你知道他們可以去一些
he wouldn't have to care
有些人,他們真的想你知道
you know his would be so
沒事的或類似的東西
so a millions
他不會去關心
or something like it
你知道他會這麼
so he just can make of it
所以百萬
you don't have to care about it you know
或類似的東西
said if like you know
所以他正好可以利用它
I don't know
你不必在意它,你知道
bekind of artist or anybody else you know
說,如果像你知道
you wanted to
我不知道
when a company wouldn't have to afraid like
藝術家或其他人你知道的bekind
oh my god if I don't try hard
你想
next month
當一個公司就不必擔心像
I don't have enough money to survive
哦,我的上帝,如果我不嘗試硬
It's okay having a lot of money
下個月
I can do whatever I want
我沒有足夠的錢生存
but you know
這沒關係有很多錢
I suppose there are a good sense of invest you know
我可以做我想做的事情
personal I supposed
但你知道
If I had a million dollars personally
我認為是有投資你知道一個良好的感覺
I don't think
個人我應該
I personally wouldn't get bored
如果我有一百萬美元的個人
I think there's
我不認為
find something to do on my own
我個人不會覺得無聊
First of all
我認為有
I could play a street fighter
找點事做我自己
for as long as I want
首先
and nobody would give a s*** about it
我可以玩街頭霸王
so yeah
只要我想
there we go
沒有人會給A S ***一下吧
for that question answer very quickly
所以是的
nobody will see it you know
我們走吧
I think
對於這個問題回答得很快
I think if
沒有人會看到它,你知道
a reasonable and responsible thing can do
我認為
If one had that kind of money
我認為,如果
would be to help people out
合理和負責任的事情可以做
in some
如果一個人有那麼多錢
maybe to do donation to starving children in Africa
是幫助人們擺脫
maybe to
在一些
some you know social help
也許做捐贈給非洲的飢餓兒童
like educate people
也許到
would be the society you've been with in
一些你知道社會的幫助
maybe organize some programs
像教育人
to show them that actually is a way
會是你一直在社會
for them to improve their status
也許組織一些活動
they are not
向他們展示,實際上是一種
necessarily stock in one situation
為他們提高自己的地位
even though they like think they are you know
它們不是
but there are ways to go around
一定庫存在一種情況下
It might help them out
即使他們喜歡認為他們是你知道
might even you know invest some of these project
但也有辦法繞過去
so that they have anything
它可能會幫助他們
you know
即使你可能知道一些投資,這些項目的
like help them develop
使他們有什麼
it's
你知道
you know develop just things you know
像幫助他們發展
that's basically
它的
I don't know
你知道剛剛開發的事情你知道
Humans are all social animals
這基本上
and if we don't find
我不知道
I meanwe have to socialize
人都是社會性的動物
If you send somebody out
如果我們沒有發現
and they have to live by themselves in some hot
我meanwe有應酬
and
如果你派人出來
in the middle of nowhere you know
他們有自己的一些熱點居住
be careful
和
you know I mean
在中間的地方你知道
you want to talk with people you know
當心
you want to socilaize
你知道我的意思
you want to
你想和你認識的人說話
go out there
你想socilaize
you want to
想要
you know
去那裡
drink some beer
想要
talk with people
你知道
you want to have somebody who can understand us
喝了一些啤酒
they want to have somebody that can understand them
與人交談
you know just
你想擁有別人誰能夠理解我們
helping people out
他們希望有別人能理解他們
you know if I had a lot of money
你知道是
I would like to help people out
幫人出
just so yoy know
你知道,如果我有很多錢
so they could human
我想幫助人們
that would be nice
只是這麼同比知道
you know
這樣他們就可以人
we end starvation
這將是很好
and wonderful world
你知道
wondering that's what happen
我們最終餓死
Well...so this is the whole story you know.
美好的世界
I think I made it pretty clear for you
想知道那是什麼發生
how all of this happened
嗯......所以這就是整件事的來龍去脈
And you do understand, don't you?
事情是怎麼發生的
Or do you want me to say it again?
我想我已經解釋的很清楚了囉
Time to learn Mobilish!
你應該知道我在講什麼吧?
A language called revolution
還是你要我再從頭解釋一次?
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我們致力於語言革新
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Expressing your love
只要一種語調,
Having a party
就能表達上千種情緒與意思
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