Hey! Four o'clock!

Woah! What are you doing?

I wanted to show you a video.

Why didn't you just text it to me?

We're sitting in the same room...

But you are not sitting, you're doing the opposite of sitting, I don't even remember what you call this.

Stand ... ing, standing.

No, that's not it! Jogging! Uh...

I'm standing up!

Shane, it's 21st century. When are you gonna learn to sit down?

Phew...

Hey! Is anyone else's Wi-Fi not working?

What?

It's true! I'm down too!

I feel so alone ... no Instagram, no Snapchat.

You okay man? You don't look too good.

I'm on edge man! Do you know what it feels like to be on edge?

What are we gonna do?

I don't know.

Hey, guys!

Joe? Joe?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Joe, what are you doing outside?

Well, my Internet is not working so I changed my whole outlook on life. I haven't seen sunlight since I got dial-up in '96.

What it's like, Joe?

Tell us!

It's really great, you guys! I highly recommend it.

Don't listen to him, Chester! It isn't safe out there.

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna go outside!

Would you listen to yourself?

I am! Julian.

For the first time in my life!

It can't be ... you're jo ...you're jo ...

Yes! Julian! I'm jogging! I haven't done this since I signed up for Hotmail.

You had Hotmail?

No.

Hey, guys! The Internet is fixed!