is nap time.

A big brother has got to make sure

that when his little sister is taking a nap,

nothing, and I mean nothing, wakes her up.

So I'm going to pretend to be your little sister sleeping.

And these guys are going to make a much of noise

and try to wake me up.

You got to keep things quiet.

- Everybody ready? - Yeah!

Then... ( snoring )

...go.

Ha!

Mm. Tasty.

Whew.

Oh, not vacuuming!

( snoring )

( whirring )

( powers down )

Whew, that was close.

But where's-- Gonzo!

♪ Squeaky chicken dive, cha-cha ♪

♪ Squeaky chicken dive, boom-ba ♪

Gotta stop him.

What am I gonna do?

Oh. A-ha!

( snoring )

I did it!

( echoing ) I did it!

Fail.

Oh!

It's no use, guys.

I might as well face it.

I'm not just going to be a bad big brother,

I'm going to be the worst.

Hey, everybody, I just got off the phone with Fozzie's mom.

She's on her way over and she's bringing

Fozzie's new little sister.

Oh.

Is everything okay, Fozzie?

No, it's not, Miss Nanny.

I'm going to be the worst big brother ever.

What? Why would you say that?

Because I don't know how to do any of the things

a big brother should.

I can't get anything right.

Fozzie, being a good brother

isn't about always getting things right.

It isn't?

No, it's about giving your little sister lots of love,

and you're good at that.

Yeah, you already love her a whole bunch

and you haven't even met her yet.

You even put yourself through Rizzo's Big Brother Academy.

Only a brother who really loves his sister would do that.

- Yeah! - Definitely!

- I guess you're right. - Of course they are.

You may not have been any good at my lessons,

but I've never seen anybody try harder than you did.

I declare you officially graduated.

You're going to do all right.

- Thanks, everyone. - ( doorbell rings )

Sounds like someone's here to meet you, Fozzie.

I can do this.

( music playing )

♪ Hey, Fozzie, you're a big brother now ♪

♪ Got a brand-new sister in your house ♪

♪ It's making you nervous, and that's okay ♪

♪ But you might be overthinking it ♪

♪ There's not a great long list of things ♪

♪ That you've got to know about on the first day ♪

♪ Just give her love ♪

♪ That's all you've gotta do ♪

♪ There's no big brother instructions manual ♪

♪ No set of rules, just give her love ♪

♪ That's all you gotta do ♪

♪ Love your little sister ♪

♪ Just like she loves you ♪

Hi. I'm your big brother Fozzie.

Hi. I Rozzie.

Everyone, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

This is my new little sister Rozzie.

( all laughing )