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  • -You guys, whenever I get some downtime here at the show,

  • I like to go on Instagram and scroll through all the photos.

  • And one thing I've noticed is that a lot of times,

  • two people will write the exact same caption,

  • but the pictures they post will be completely different.

  • I'm gonna show you what I mean in this next segment.

  • It's time for "Picture This."

  • -♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this

  • Yeah, picture this

  • [ Applause ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • A lot of energy in that song.

  • It's just nothing but.

  • Like, "Vooooh!"

  • -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

  • Picture this

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Alright, let's take a look at this first example.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jared Kushner both wrote,

  • "This makes my blood boil."

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a picture of the Capitol riot.

  • Jared Kushner posted a picture of garlic.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • This next one is from Disney+ and CBS.

  • They both wrote, "Get ready to enter a trippy new world."

  • Disney+ posted a picture

  • of the new Marvel series, "WandaVision."

  • CBS posted a picture of Theraflu.

  • Oh, yeah, that's real deal. [ Applause ]

  • That stuff is real deal.

  • Here's one from Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski.

  • They both wrote, "You're my other half."

  • Tom Brady posted a picture of Gisele.

  • Rob Gronkowski posted a picture of his legs.

  • [ Laughter ] Well, it is -- He's right.

  • It is his other...

  • This next one is from Ben & Jerry's and Rudy Giuliani.

  • They both wrote, "Don't tempt me."

  • Ben & Jerry's posted a picture of a dog

  • staring at the new Ben & Jerry's dog-treat ice cream.

  • Rudy Giuliani posted a picture of himself

  • staring at the new Ben & Jerry's dog-treat ice cream.

  • [ Laughter and applause ] Hmm.

  • Picture this ♪ [ Laughter ]

  • Do it one more time? [ Drumroll ]

  • -♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this

  • Yeah, picture this

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This next one is from HBO and Governor Cuomo.

  • They both wrote, "The city's about to get sexy again."

  • HBO posted a picture of the new "Sex and the City" reboot.

  • Cuomo posted a picture

  • of himself getting vaccinated in a muscle tank.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Ow!

  • This next one is from Kyle Busch and Uber Eats.

  • They both wrote, "Love the smell of burning rubber."

  • Kyle Busch posted a picture of him racing.

  • Uber Eats posted a picture of a toasted sandwich from Subway.

  • [ Applause ]

  • This next one is from Nancy Pelosi and Betsy DeVos.

  • They both wrote, "Piece of cake."

  • Nancy Pelosi posted a picture of her impeaching Trump.

  • Betsy DeVos posted a picture of a piece of cake.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Alright, here's the last one.

  • It's from Barack Obama and Donald Trump.

  • They both wrote,

  • "If there's one thing that matters to me, this is it."

  • Barack Obama posted a picture of his family.

  • Donald Trump posted a picture of...

  • Wait a second.

  • Never mind. He couldn't post anything.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's all the time we have for "Picture This."

-You guys, whenever I get some downtime here at the show,

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