And uh...

然後...恩...

One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings*

其中一張看起來...(笑)

This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young

這...這是一張我小時候畫的自畫像

And I thought, applying my..

然後我想應用在

My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills

我最近的...你懂得，PS技巧

I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh*

我要讓我看起來像我小時候畫的那個(笑)

For f**ks sake

去你的

Why?

為什麼?

Stop

等一下

I have this pre-prepared image

我已經事先準備這張圖了

That we're going to use as shaping material

然後把它當作我們的雛形素材

is this a good idea of an entertaining video?

這會是個超過娛樂性影片的主意嗎?

Prob... Probably not, probably not

可..可能不會

Oh my god-hahahaha

OK...滿酷的~

Ok...

去你的XD

For f**ks sake

首先，我們要把頭形修正

First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct

背景:「有時上帝容許可憎之事發生是要成就祂的美意」

*heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor*

XDDDD

*intense Jurassic Park theme music*

我超愛我的臉部表情的，這契合得太完美啦~

(dat face)

我準確預言了我的頭髮顏色，只是我畫的看起來更像...

*Music swells and gets more intense*

我好像戴著一坨夾心鬆餅還是什麼鬼的(笑)

*sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves*

然而那鼻子

*sudden laughter*

超對位的阿!(笑)

I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly

可憐的鼻子~

I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh...

這個大鼻詛咒太不公平啦

I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter*

好吧，換到眼睛吧

Although, the nose

我猜我...技術上沒有眉毛

is spot on *laughter*

沒錯，看起來一點也不可怕XD

Poor nose

噢~~也太漂亮~

This curse with this giant nose is not fair

我們得到精髓了~我們得到精髓了~

Alright, let's move the eyes i guess

我開始覺得害怕了

I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically

我真的開始覺得害怕了

Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter*

我到底看了什麼XD

Aww, this is beautiful.

喔~OK

We're getting there, we're getting there.

然後，我們換到鼻子

*Airwolf theme, intense and techno*

然後，我們換到鼻子

*lips smacking and swallowing*

說真的，這不需要變動太多

I'm getting scared

說真的，這不需要變動太多

I am getting scared

我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了

*laughter*

我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了

What I'm looking at...

*嘟嘟嘟*

Aww, okay,

我的天，嗨老爸~

And, moving on...

嘿~

to the nose

最近過得怎樣阿?

Shouldn't be much...

你在找你的陽具機? (有興趣自己搜尋 dildo machine 圖片)

changement.. required, honestly.

呃...

I think I captured this

嗯哼?

horrific thing pretty well.

那個...叫什麼來著...，就是那個看速度的壞掉了

*sounds of phone dialing*

我不知道那台機器動的速度

*flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy.

眼罩壞了

*PewDiePie* Hey.

恩...眼罩在你眼睛上阿，寶貝

*FMV* How are you doing?

然後速度表壞了，

You calling about your dildo machine?

你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~

*PewDiePie* Uh, the...

你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~

*FMV interupts* Yeah?

當它在你的屁眼裡時你覺得怎樣?

*PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work...

呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的

I don't know how fast I'm going.

呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的

The blinkers doesn't work

噢，那可能只是你...

*FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby.

不，那一定是你

The speed meter doesn't work,

聽著，我要走了，老爸，OK? 當你完成你的小小作畫後再打給我

you're just supposed to set it to

好喔，晚點在講囉，掰~

pump as hard as you like, Baby.

XDDDDDD

How's it fell in your ass when it's going?

你知道嗎，我真的是完美預測阿~

*PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious

我想...你懂得，真是一個天才畫家阿!

driving, because I feel so wierd

我的老天鵝阿~

*FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you

我超想死的XD

*PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you.

我超想以可怕的死法死掉~

*FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing.

我同時也有這張驚奇的照片

*PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye.

我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片

*laughter*

我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片

Y'know, I predicted it pretty well,

哇嗚...呃...

I think a, y'know, what an artist.

(笑)OK

Jeeeesus Christ

恩...

I wanna die

我有一個稍為不成比例的脖子，說實在的

I wanna die a horrible death.

恩...這還可以啦

I also have this amazing photograph

完全OK啦

I mean, it looks like a photograph

為什麼我在做這個啦?!

of me when I am 64 years old

我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻

Wow, uhh

我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻

*laughter* Okay...

或者，只是個他媽的白癡

Well, I have a...

XDDDD

Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say.

喔~我的天~

Uh, that's fine.

我真的完美預測了我的未來阿，不是嗎?!

Completely fine

恩...因為某些原因，我他媽的超級紅色

Why am I doing this?

沒錯，我們要調整一下

I wonder if the younger version of myself

那...那看起來準確多了，說真的

Would be impressed,

呃，但是沒有任何頭髮

or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron

在我頭上

*Tetris music, techno and happy*

所以來用一下吧

*laughter*

很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心

Uhh.. My God.. Yes..

很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心

*laughter*

所以我們來調整一下吧

I really predicted the future well, didn't I?

XDDDD

Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k

我的老天鵝阿~~

Yeah, we need to adjust that.

(嘆)因為某些原因，我的眼睛是他媽的綠色?!

That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say.

我慢慢的要變成了...

Um, I did not have any hair, however,

撒旦的兒子 XDDDDD

on the top,

好啦，我們來做眼鏡吧

so let's get rid of that

然後....這就是結果啦~XDDDD

*old Towne feeling music*

這真的也太好笑了

Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than

我保證你們已經之前看過這個了

I am on this f**king picture

因為這部影片會比較晚才上傳

So let's try and adjust that.

但這部貓的會在今天發布，這真他媽的太智障了

*laughter*

你基本上可以畫任何人物

Oh, my, go-d.

然後電腦會把它作成貓

*sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish?

我不是在開玩笑

I am slowly starting to become

我秀給你看

The son of Satan *laughter*

OK，準備好了嗎?準備好了嗎?

Okay, let's do the glasses

這裡發生什麼事了啦?!天殺的!

*animated fight style song*

當然，這代表你也可以有個...

And there's the result *laughter*

屌貓

That's actually kinda funny

現代科學真的到達尖峰啦

I'm sure you've seen this by now,

說真的，這看起來不糟

because this video is probably going to be out later,

YES!

but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious

這是蜘蛛貓，當然呢~

You can basically draw any stick figure

這當然是蜘蛛貓阿，不然他還會是什麼??

and this computer will make it into a cat

那ㄋㄟㄋㄟ貓如何?

I'm not joking

喔!!!

I'll show you.

不，Felix，拜託

*chill music

不要把我變成那種惡魔...

Okay, are you ready? Are you ready?

我真的不想，拜託，不要RRRRR

*laughter*

不...不...不!!!!!

What the f**k happened here? God damn it.

(笑)滿可愛的阿~

Which also, of course, means you can have

勾錐~

cat penis'

如果貓是人類?

Sciene have done a great deed today.

這個答案還尚未被解答

It does, honestly, not look bad.

沒人知道這是什麼意思

*laughter*

他媽的

*clap*

是的，看起來滿好的

Yes!

XDDDDDDDD

It's a spider cat! Of course!

YES

of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be?

YES

What about boob cat?

他媽太好了

Oh..

好吧，那Keemstar如何?我不知道

*rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please..

我不能直視他

Do not turn me into that demon..

我不能..我不想....

I don't want to, please, don't do it!

痾阿阿阿阿

No.. No... NOoo

嗚喔~

*back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute!

不!!

CUTE!

這就是為什麼你永遠都不要操弄科學

What if cats were humans?

A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered

No one should ever have known what it meant.

*back to normal* F**king hell...

Yeah, this looks pretty good.

*dramatic music, getting progressively louder*

*laughter*

Yes.

Yes.

Hell yeah.

Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno.

*Harsh negitive beep*

I can't look at this.

I can't, I don't wanna..

*dramatic music*

*yelling* Ahhhh!

*yelling* Woah!

*yelling* No!

This is why you should never play with science.