Michael Vsauce here

Awkward handshakes.

*Laughs*

It's a topic thats very important to me, you know

People pick all kinds of topics

To devote their life to

Maybe to make the planet a better place

My vow, for my life

Is to stop awkward handshakes

I've started a charity organization

stopawkwardhandshakes.org {real website, totally recommend you visit it}

And so far we've got a lot of supporters

Who are feeling the same issues that I have

Of the pure cringe of an awkward handshake

We've all had one

So to lessen the blow

for all of you

that's suffering out there

here at awkwardhandshakesstopthem.org

we're going to laugh at other people

having awkward handshakes

because that helps to release a lil' bit of that stress

that you're going through

don't uh.. don't. don't worry

I know what you're going through

It's going to be okay

Now this one

so many people sent to me

When it dropped

*laughs*

And I gotta admit

It's pretty funny

Okay let's watch

*quality music*

*slap*

Top of the morning to ya!

Trump's kid, I swear, is going to be the new Jacksepticeye one day

*slap*

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

What is happening here? Can we deconstruct this?

I wanna understand where it went wrong

She goes in for the high five

Kid gets rekt

Look at that face, look at that face!

That's the face of

absolutely out obliterated

The kid knows

You know it's bad enough that Trump is his father but this

this is too much!

being humiliated by *HER?* mother

he wont stand for it

She strikes again

Now, shaking, he's infuriated

He knows, he needs to make a move

*JackSlapticeye*

He does the Jacksepticeye

Bold move, but very effective

Actually no, he looks like a fucking insane person

I even sympathize with this kid

I'm like dude,

this kid's gotta have some issues

Y'know when I was a kid

No cringe

whatsoever

*laughs*

No

oh I'm really cool

trust me

I am veryy cool

I was even cooler as younger actually

Y'know I took down my coolness level just so

since we're on the Trump topic of handshakes

you know he's been in the public eye a lot lately

and a lot of handshakes don't seem to work out for him

or maybe they are

ha

let's watch

The result might shock you

why am I click baiting you mid-video

that doesn't make any sense

*weird handshake*

this one I don't understand

it says 'Funny and Racist'

Um, excuse me

Nope! WEE OOO

Those things do not match

You cannot.. disgusting

I'm gonna tell Wall Street Journal about this right now

*alright keep moving along*

So what is so funny and racist I don't understand?

*bitch no*

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

I dunno

I think I read somewhere that he's not supposed to shake the hand

Yeah he had something in his hand

So he's like *random stuttering*

Although I think that guy put

that thing in his hand so he can blow Trump up

I think that's what happened

I mean he could easily just put it in the other side

But he's like "You know what?"

That's not racist, that's just him not liking Trump

Good zinger there I would say

That was a good zinger

Look at Trump's face here

You can't really make out the pixel

But if you..zoom in

*picture enhancing program.exe

Closer

Can we get a facial scan on that please

*ding* Thats right

He absolutely just got s-savaged {?}

100 percent

OHH handshakes

ohhh you ;)

How can you get this so wrong?

Thousands of years of social interaction

and we still haven't gotten past this

Have you opened your eyes yet?

Go and donate to

stopawkwardhandshakes.org

You can also donate directly to my PayPal

Trust me it's legit

It's a legit charity

We take ourselves very seriously

All the money goes to the organization

Moving on

*laughs*

I'm laughing before I watch it!

I love this handshake

Let's watch.

*give me hug*

Oh it doesn't show it

This might seem like a normal handshake to you

But have you opened your eyes yet?

Let's look at that on another angle

teh HA HA SHIT

*laughing intensifies*

Damn

You can't just BWAH

*laugh* like

YOU DON'T DO THAT

You can't-

I mean you CAN

I think we all can learn something from Trump here actually

I dind't think I would say that but

That was an excellent show of-

how to do a boss handshake

honestly

AYY HE DID IT AGAIN

WHY DOES HE DO THAT

*laughing intensifies*

He is such an asshole *dont say that about senpai bitch*

That's such a dick move

He is basically saying "hey my penis is bigger than yours"

oh okay

but THIS

THIS

IS JUST THE BEGINNING

I'm sure you've seen this one

We have america *ayy*

and we have Japan *oyasumi poodiepai-san*

and then we have what I like to call a sexual interaction

taking place

through

purely by

a handshake

let's watch

did you hear that "shall we shake"?

Trump knew it was coming

shall we shake

this face says yes

yes we shall

Mr. Prime minister

oh my god

little did he know

what he invited himself to

he does a hand slap

i don't know what's up with that

he did THE PULL?

he blocked the pull

very excellent

block of the pull

Mr. Prime minister

you blocked the pull

not a lot of people can pull that off

*background speaking*

he's laughing a lil' bit to hide the Awkwardness

I can really.. - you know that's ... that's also a really good...

*background speaking*

oh look at me...

he wants to maintain eye contact

he's trying to make it less awkward

but he keeps going.. he's like: HEY LOOK

*background speaking*

Trump: "Thank you everybody" Pewds: AHHHHHH

*laughs*

That was the Climax

pretty much... *laughs* look at Trump..

Why is this so funny to me

I have no idea

*laughs*

*background speaking continues*

Trump: We have strong hands.

Trump, you know... being the Gentleman he is

complimenting the Prime Minister

for having strong hands

Wait.. "the Infamous Donald Trump"

I didnt know this was a thing.

Here it comes... what's gonna happen?

uh.. oohh...

That wasn't too bad...w-what?

No, I don't.. I don't see it.. They don't see it..

Right now I'm just happy..

Trump is President, so I can see him

doing more handshakes.. this is very fascinating.

This is good for a Research for our Charity.

But anyway... I'm not here to just talk about

Mr. Trump. I'm here to talk about

awkward handshakes. That's where my

Passion is. That's where my heart is.

And it's an important cause

that I don't think a lot of people realise.

I've said this before and I'll say it again..

we should bow.. surely you can never fuck up

a bow... That's all we should do..

Just.. BOW!

There's no esfalp... esfolp... esfalp...

esfol... shut up!

*video*

EURGHH... *cringe noise*

He shook with the wrong Hand...

obviously it's awkward.

disgusting...

This man needs to be killed.

I'm sorry.

And I know it might seem a lil' bit harsh

but this Charity is not fucking around.

okay?

No more handshakes..

Y..You got one strike, okay?

You fuck it up once and you're done.

You know, I may have fucked up a couple actually *laughs*

*laughs* ...but that doesn't matter

Reporter: so thinking forward to the navi game, now again best of five *initiates awkward handshake*

Reporter: *Awkward babble*

OOOOHHHH *cringe noise*

There's no saying "Oh, I wasn't ready"

that's too bad.. It's already done!

That damage is done!

*video*

EUUURGHH *cringe noise again*

AHAH! That hurts meeee *cringy voice*

"Oh, I wasn't going for a Handshake

I was making expression

Thank you for adding me to a cringe compilation...

...you fucking moron! *laughs*

He tried to save it...

..No.. no.. no...

No.. Just.. NO

S..Sorry, you both gonna .. again..

You both gonna have to get executed.

I'm sorry. *video speaking continues*

AHAHA! *laughs*

NOOOO

Such a classic...

EHH..

Oh shit, he's going in with the Brofist

I'm doing the Handshake.. oh no..

How do we fix this? Oh shit!

Ah.. sh.. AHH.. AH SH...

If you get in that Situation

I have a thing installed in my tooth that I can..

...bite on and it injects poison in my Bloodstream

I will be dead. I'd be coughing up...

... my own Saliva and Bubbles

and I'll eventually be dead within

a couple seconds.

You know you can buy this Package

BUY NOW! You can get the deluxe Model

which has Grills in it.. stopawkwardhandshakes.org

I get it.. I'm.. I'm plugging my Show a lil' bit too much

I'm.. I'm sorry.. I'm not a sellout, okay?

It's something I believe...

*video speaking*

There it is... AGAIIIN

and the guy is like...

MOTHERFUCKER

You fucked me...

You fucked me so hard...