That's not what this show is all about.

這不是這個節目的全部內容。

We're gonna get serious now.

我們現在要認真了

We're gonna behave ourselves.

我們要表現自己。

Because, folks, I think it's time once again that we look into the future way.

因為，夥計們，我想又到了我們展望未來的時候了。

The future Conan That's right, Larry King.

未來的柯南 沒錯，拉里-金。

Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 in the Mike Tyson will prove he is still the world's greatest boxer When he takes a job assembling cardboard boxes, parents will stop telling their kids about the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees released a Siris of bondage porno film Oh, Theo Beach boys will finally change their names to the beach men, but only because Michael Jackson keeps asking to meet them.

讓我們一起展望未來吧，一直到2000年的邁克-泰森將證明他仍然是世界上最偉大的拳擊手，當他接受一份組裝紙箱的工作時，父母將停止向孩子們講述鳥和蜜蜂的故事，當鳥和蜜蜂發佈了一部Siris的捆綁色情電影時，哦，西奧海灘的男孩們終於會把他們的名字改為海灘男人，但只是因為邁克爾-傑克遜一直要求與他們見面。

Oh, Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people.

哦，帕麗斯-希爾頓的婚姻將會不幸結束，因為她決定要見600個其他人。

Sales of Dr Pepper will plummet after it's revealed that Dr Pepper went to medical school in Guatemala, and he specializes in back alley boob jobs.

辣椒博士的銷量將大幅下降，因為它被發現辣椒博士在瓜地馬拉上過醫學院，而且他專門從事後巷的胸部工作。

Oh, hunters in Alaska will shoot and kill a black bear and then discovered to their horror that it was actually a skinny dipping.

哦，阿拉斯加的獵人會射殺一頭黑熊，然後驚恐地發現，那其實是一頭皮皮蝦。

Tony Shaloub Scientists will discover that Galapagos turtles live for a long time, not because of their slow metabolism, but because they just want to be a burden on their Children.

託尼-沙盧布 科學家們會發現，加拉帕戈斯海龜之所以能長壽，並不是因為它們的新陳代謝慢，而是因為它們只想成為子女的負擔。

Not having a joke to tell of his own.

沒有自己的笑話可講。

Larry King will take a phone call.

拉里-金會接一個電話。

Wichita Falls, you're on the air.

威奇塔瀑布鎮，你在直播中。

Hello, Larry, Long time listener.

你好，拉里，長期聽眾。

First time caller.

第一次打電話來。

Great.

厲害

What's your prediction?

你的預測是什麼？

Angelina Jolie will break up yet another happy marriage when she gets between Star Jones and her waffles.

安吉麗娜-朱莉將在星-瓊斯和她的華夫餅之間打破又一次幸福的婚姻。

Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.

拉里-金將失去與韋爾奇葡萄汁的代言合約，因為據悉，金已經有20多年沒有在葡萄中加入果汁了。

I, Larry King will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as Man of the Year.

我，拉里-金會打電話給柯南-奧布萊恩，請他作為年度人物出現在我的節目中。

O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.

奧布賴恩會在指定時間到達李氏，發現一個空的工作室。

I will be sitting at home laughing, my asshole Larry King.

我會坐在家裡笑，我的混蛋拉里-金。

Ladies and gentlemen, you nailed it.

女士們，先生們，你們做到了。

That's great.

那太好了