That's not what this show is all about.

We're gonna get serious now.

We're gonna behave ourselves.

Because, folks, I think it's time once again that we look into the future way.

The future Conan That's right, Larry King.

Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 in the Mike Tyson will prove he is still the world's greatest boxer When he takes a job assembling cardboard boxes, parents will stop telling their kids about the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees released a Siris of bondage porno film Oh, Theo Beach boys will finally change their names to the beach men, but only because Michael Jackson keeps asking to meet them.

Oh, Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people.

Sales of Dr Pepper will plummet after it's revealed that Dr Pepper went to medical school in Guatemala, and he specializes in back alley boob jobs.

Oh, hunters in Alaska will shoot and kill a black bear and then discovered to their horror that it was actually a skinny dipping.

Tony Shaloub Scientists will discover that Galapagos turtles live for a long time, not because of their slow metabolism, but because they just want to be a burden on their Children.

Not having a joke to tell of his own.

Larry King will take a phone call.

Wichita Falls, you're on the air.

Hello, Larry, Long time listener.

First time caller.

Great.

What's your prediction?

Angelina Jolie will break up yet another happy marriage when she gets between Star Jones and her waffles.

Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.

I, Larry King will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as Man of the Year.

O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.

I will be sitting at home laughing, my asshole Larry King.

Ladies and gentlemen, you nailed it.

That's great.