Thank you.

Oh, thank you, Canada.

I saw a moose in person.

I mean, we're in moose.

I'm a person who saw a moose.

And I tell you, I don't feel like I was ready.

I don't know how big I thought a moose was gonna be, but I was way off.

I was I was way off.

I was It was huge.

And I feel like I should have been warned.

Like someone should have been like, you might see a moose get ready.

But my friend was like, You might see Mos have fun like it was a butterfly or something.

Hopefully you see a moose.

So I was like in shock.

When I saw it, I was like, Wow!

Whoa!

Are they shooting a Star Wars movie up here?

Mhm.

How many people are in that most costume?

At least three.

It was huge.

It was the size of like a transformer.

It was gigantic.

And then my friend was like, Don't get close.

It will kill you.

What?

At that moment I realized my moose knowledge didn't exist.

I knew nothing about moose like my most knowledge comes from cartoons in cartoons, Mr Like Hey, how you doing?

The oh, But in real life, like I gotta kill you How did that translate?

Never hear Moose in those animal songs, right?

The cow goes moo The cat goes me out, the moose goes, I'm gonna stop you Toe death Those don't heir's heir.

Amazing.

You know, that's that's spicy meat with that sweet sauce which I'm almost positive is just melted ice cream.

I'll have a don't air making cookies And Craig, don't air me.

I don't I still can't find out what it iss.

It's like, you know, dancer and Prancer and don't air and blitz.

And but do you recall the most tasty diarrhea causing meat of all?

It's the don't care.

I'm convinced that the don't air was just created so we can digest poutine, right?

Some guy went to the dry.

I had poutine a month ago.

Doctors like I'm gonna prescribe you a don't air figured of work.

I'm also going to give you a prescription for a diaper.

Very important you put the diaper on before you eat the donation.

But you know poutine it's a little irresponsible.

I mean, after all, I don't want to die.

Yeah, It's almost like someone was just trying to make French fries mawr unhealthy.

What if we cover and everything that causes heart disease?

Let's do it.

We have free health care.

Do you know that poutine and French means Vladimir Putin?

I'm just saying, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed by the number of Tim Hortons in town.

There's some, but you go, you go to some cities in Canada and the number of Tim Hortons.

It is uncomfortable, like your drive by the fifth one.

And you're like eyes.

This a Tim Hortons theme park?

Are we sure they're only selling coffee and doughnuts?

Katie is.

You guys are always like, That's our Dunkin Donuts.

That's our That's our don't get done.

Yeah, in America, we don't have Duncan Donuts on every block.

Tim Hortons is like America's stop sign Now.

Now there's I've seen some Tim Hortons in American.

Whenever I see a Tim Hortons in America, I always have the same thought.

Don't force your culture on us.

Yeah, mhm.

We're having an election in America.

So there's bound to be some Americans that threatened to move to Canada if if that person gets elected I'm moving to Canada.

I don't remember Canada extending an invitation.

Yes, it's like and I've been coming to Canada for years.

Been recruited zero times.

You know, no other work out with.

Hey, you live in the States.

You ever thought of making a movie?

How you feel about clam juice?

I remember the first time I came to the Canada.

The big difference I noticed was that, uh, things were measured differently, right?

Temperature and distance.

And remember, at the time being like, Well, that's annoying.

Then eventually, I realized it wasn't just Canada.

It was the entire world.

Okay, that uses the metric system except for us.

And I tell you, it was strange.

Is an American to realize every other country on the planet was wrong?

Right on should change for us because we all know God loves America more and that love is measured in feet.

Yeah, I do love doing international shows.

It's different with Trump is president.

I know you guys were all fans of his, but no, it's different with Trump.

It's It's kind of like having a parent that's an alcoholic show up in a country like sorry about my dad the O Canada.

It starts off normal.

The further east you go, the crazier it gets like Newfoundland is like Barbara Brand Burn, Ma'am.

Ma'am.

Broom.

Newfoundland is like the crazy uncle that you don't introduce to friends until you've known that for a long time.

E don't want them to think I'm like, I'm No.

Everything is crazy in Newfoundland.

Everything.

It's like a Newfoundland.

Uh, time zones.

Do you wanna be in the same time?

Zone is the Maritimes.

We'll go a half hour earlier.

Uh, worldwide time zones, air done by the hour.

We'll go half hour.

Okay.

Okay.

Just final housekeeping Here is Newfoundland.

Three words or two words.

One word.

Yeah, Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Spend some time in Quebec.

I love Quebec.

My favorite part of the Quebecois culture is the curse words.

The curse words in Quebec are just Catholic objects in French.

Tab Anak Oh, stay.

They're just saying now, mounds.

You're a chair.

Well, then you're a table.

Fellas.

Fellas, there's Children present.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seeing you naked.

Uh, I don't like you.

Come back.

Do I call you Or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me and my most inviting you and good night.