[dog barking]

That's also very bright, isn't it?

Let's do it.

Life has been very interesting.

I got my own place now.

It's only like 500 square feet

but it feels like a mansion to me.

All included about $1700.

I met Elvis downtown.

He's not the real one.

People were asking me for money

to buy Dior shoes.

I was like, “I think you messaged the

wrong person here. I think this is for Kane?”

In case you didn't know, check out my LinkedIn.

It says, “Gucci, Prada, Chanel.”

During Covid, there was no shopping, no nothing.

Having a friend like Anna…

nothing's shut down.

Like Gucci, we'll just stand in the window

and the Gucci girl will be like…

“Do you want this one?”

And then Anna's like

“This, this, this, and this.”

You know, it's just Anna.

It's just Anna.

The way you see her on the show

is the way she is in her day-to-day life.

Being me is me, so...

that I can't help.

Anna does not give a fuck about anything.

It's just Anna. I love that about her.

Ah, you're really going to ask us that question?

Team Christine right now, because I need

a present this year from you Christine.

I would say both?

I'd have to say Team Anna.

I'm going to go for the underdog

so I'm going to go for Christine.

It's just Anna's world

we're all just living in it.

Love them both.

Team Anna or Team Christine?

Both.

Anna.

You know, can't we all just get along?

[Christine] It's already done, the dinner?

-[Anna] Yeah. -But this is your party.

-Thanks, Anna. -[Anna] Yes.

I just follow your timing, your lead.

Okay.

Anna's invite says 9:00 p.m. start.

That bitch gave me the wrong time.

The joke's on me.

[laughs] The joke's on me, again.

When I'm watching Anna play games

changing my seat

or telling me the wrong time to show up

watching it replay, it hurts still a little bit now.

I do know Anna's heart

and I respect her.

It is what it is.

I didn't feel

that certain people were really real.

You see someone like Christine

it is very very hard for me

to take her seriously.

When I first met her she was very

different than she is now.

Anna and I have had dinner together

and you know

we've exchanged texts.

No.

That is a simple

no I do not talk to her.

Viewers are talking and they're reacting.

But personally speaking I feel that

the show only showed one layer of me

and one aspect of who I really am.

She's the queen of couture.

Like, she can just

say and do what she wants and own it

and that's what I love about her.

She is who she is and I think she's just a badass mom.

I was very nervous to see how some of my playful

mischievous side would come out on screen

and the dramatic like, cat and mouse game

I had with Anna.

So I do regret the way I came off.

I hope that if we get more seasons

fans will get to see a fuller picture of my life

and things I value.

You know the fun side of Christine.

She has a penis pump!

What?! She has a penis pump in her shower!

Uh, the penis pump.

Here's the thing

with the whole penis pump.

It's kind of an infamous

iconic scene I feel like.

It was pretty entertaining, I'll tell you that.

That moment was just hilarious.

It was almost like.

I literally was shocked.

My reaction, what you say, was

I'm shocked. I was like, "What is that thing?”

Kim is very, very nosy.

I was like, “throw it out! It's like

it's all dripping and stuff.”

And then she has to be so loud and scream.

[laughs]

She's very boisterous.

She's very obnoxious.

I was just in shock. Like, "You're really, you're mad?"

"Like, you're really, really mad at me for that?"

If they went up there

they went up there for a purpose.

Then Kim was like, you know

“Throw it out there!” Okay, let's just have fun.

This is supposed to be fun.

I don't know how people do this.

Some of the cast members, like Jaime

a lot of them don't even know what a penis pump is.

Alright, I'm going to look up

what a penis pump is

now since I haven't done it.

It's...

It doesn't look like the—

these look smaller than the one that

the one that was at Anna's...

house.

I have my own penis pump right here.

[laughs]

This is my personal penis pump.

I better clear my search history.

[laughs]

Kim's actions suprised me, like

just going through Anna's house

so that scene I was like

“Whoa, Kim— I've never seen that side of you.”

Yes, that was wrong for me to

go through someone's house.

When you put me and Kim together

we're kind of like double trouble.

I feel like when I'm around Guy

he brings out this immature childish side of me.

There are some people that are mad

that I would do something like that to Anna.

Guy.

Why would he go upstairs

just to see my shampoo?

I did it one time

I'll never do it again.

My hairdresser

doesn't even do that.

It was harmless but

unfortunately to a lot of people out there

they're like, “That's the most disrespectful

thing" and I understand that.

I now embrace it because it's part of

you know

history, I guess?

We're so busy arguing about a penis pump

where the most important question is

who does it belong to?

Whose penis pump was it?

Initially I thought it was Kevin's.

I'm like, “Is that how he's getting all the Dior?

The penis pump? Like—"

[laughs]

Maybe Florent's?

Kevin?

It think that was Florent's penis pump

that maybe he left there by accident?

Probably Florent's.

Well, not mine I'm telling you.

That's all what I'll say.

[laughs]

I still want to know where my security was

now that— thinking about this.

Like, where were they?

Let's be honest.

Let's get the elephant out of the room.

The relationship that changed the most

since filming

is definitely my relationship with Andrew.

With the Kelly and Andrew situation

that's another story that really surprised me.

After watching the show

I didn't know he was like that.

What I heard in Paris

unbelievable.

[Andrew] I would never— Would you want me

to do that to you? Yes or no?

[Kelly] I don't— The things that you—

[Andrew] Yes or no?

[Andrew] I don't want to hear anything but "yes" or "no."

I wouldn't care.

[Andrew shouts] Yes or no?

You know, you should never

talk to a woman like—

or anybody, you should never talk to anybody

like that, you know, so I was like really shook.

I didn't know what the word gaslighting mean

but, until like now

I actually had to look it up, I'm like

"What does that mean?" You know?

So I definitely see where

the audience was coming from.

They saw a period, a really dark period

of our relationship.

And with Andrew's behavior

I don't excuse it at all

and I think it's 100% wrong.

After filming, we took a good

I would five month or six month break

where we just both focused on ourselves.

I feel like I've grown a lot.

Filming felt like, like I guess one

of those plants that was, I was

in the light

and then the construction crew came over

and put the concrete

and it went dark

but now I feel like that I'm plant that you see

when you go running through

who's bursted through the concrete.

Going to therapy individually

and just learning about

ourselves.

And I've been able to resolve so many issues

that I didn't even know that were

still open, like a wound.

You know that we're back in communication

and back and seeing each other

it's just been

it's night and day.

We are together today.

Stronger, happier

than we ever have been.

The anger issue, honestly is his darkest secret

and now that it's out in the world

hopefully we can just

you know, only go up from here.

People change.

And people forget that he will change too.

And he will become better and he will

learn from all of this stuff and—

people aren't always like that.

The more that we can expose

the more that we can grow

not only behind the camera

but in front of the camera.

For Andrew and my relationship

if it's engagement

if it's moving back together in the same household

if it's having a baby

everybody's life is different.

So for me, I think

whatever happens is supposed to happen

and I'm just living in the present

and I'm really grateful for that.

Do I have any advice

for

Kelly and Andrew?

I tried. I did the best I could.

But don't play into his game.

Yeah.

If he has issues, don't put it onto her.

There ain't no dick that good.

I wanted to ask her, is it the sex?

But then I thought that's a little

too intrusive so I said “listen.”

There ain't no dick that good.

Ain't no dick this good.

There's no dick that good.

I was like, okay.

That was my favorite