Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I got that dog lightning in a bottle blip. That's crazy, son. All it does is this thing. E Got it, E Levi. Man, this is 1 $10 on this Scratch off, honey. Yeah. Quit pulling my dead. What? Come up in here. Lying to me? I ain't buying it. You pulling my dick? First of all, I ain't lying to you. And second of all, that's not the phrase Come up in here. Piss on my dick. Tell me it's raining. Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. Now you're gonna piss and pull on my dick. Come on. Do you understand? You got all your wrongs. No, actually, you got it wrong. Yeah, Yeah. See, you ain't even got a dick to stand on it. Okay, okay. Let me ask you a question. What do you call those old plastic building blocks? What, you mean Biko's name? A famous comic strip detective leg? Tracy, what's with questions, man? Do you know the name of a giant cartoon rooster? Foghorn dick horn. Okay, you're done. You done give that Mhm. All right, You just gotta You gotta leave now just cause I got a dick up on you. I'm elected to marijuana. This weed is mad Tight Yeah, man, I'm super high dog Hey, yo, let me ask you a question on the rial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Go ahead, Ben. Hey, man, where my Dukie go? Mhm. Oh, what my Dukie? Where do we go? It go down in the toilet, You know that? No, man, I ain't stupid. Where do we go after that compartment? Quit playing. I don't know. It goes down the sewer, You know, Everybody go down there. Yeah, everybody's duke. It goes down in the sewer where my Dukie go After that, that washes out to the ocean, I guess. Hold up, Hold up. Dolphins swim with my Dukie. I don't know, man. I mean, I don't I really don't know we're in the ocean. Yep. What happens to the Dukie? I'm just taking a stab like a wild guess. Alright that the Dukie like probably go up in the air and, like, evaporates and then turns into the cloud A Dukie cloud. Oh, this everybody's Dukie mix up goes up in the cloud and then the rains down. That's gangster. Just can we stop talking about duty right now? I just thought of something. Yes. What is it? What is it, Levi? The pieces of my Dukie. Yep. Falls on the ground. That's true. Yep. And becomes a plan. Okay. Okay, that's good. Now we're done with the duke. You talk right. Dukie plan that reaches towards the sky. Wow. Hey said, Yeah, Lever. If my Dukie could make it out of the hood, maybe we can sue. Uh huh. Maybe Maybe Levi. Okay. You hungry? E? Yeah, man. Um what you want pizza? Chinese killed that noise, man. I got a rather to we. Oh, that's a wrap, dude. All right. Ain't that's a writer to yo Rather to you go make my man a sandwich. Yeah. So, what you got? What? The sign you let a rat up in your house? What is me? I don't know what to say, man. I got a writer. Toyman. He is chef, just like you know all that movies, man. No, no. Hey, there's only there's only one movie, Levi, all right? And he's not a rather to it. He's a rat. And his name is Remmy. Potato, potato, potato. I got myself a rather to eat. That's all I know. order up. Damn! Come on, Levi Walla, Leave. I look at this thing, man. You see? It got bite marks all over it. Any good chef has to taste his creation. That's rap. Uh huh. On the sandwich. He didn't make a sandwich, though. Hell, no. I'm out. My dude, You need help. Oh, well, gratitude. We? Another negative review. Maybe you wanted Charlotte's Web. Oh, Oh, please don't say anything. Please, just keep it to yourself. Whatever. Oh, thought you had an idea. I do. We need to make an album, like for a smartphone. An app that all the people could download. And then we make million's. It's just hard to come up with men. It's like catching lightning in a bottle. I already got that. You got what? Lightning in a bottle. Really? What's the idea? No, no idea. I got actual lightning in a bottle. No, Levi, that's just a phrase. I got that dog lightning in a bottle blip. That's crazy, son. Would you get that some old Chinese man something to me years ago? E. I mean, that's some supernatural man, man. All that does is this e e got it. My seriously man, would it be like a app that reminds you when your favorite television shows a wrong? No way. Got to address this crazy ass bottle that you got. What? A bottle. What bottle? Your bottle gripped the lightning in it. You still on that? Yes. How does it work? Subject? I don't know. It's the classic lightning in the bottle Guy Classic. Look, you just open your life, blended. Okay? You know what? You shouldn't have this. This belongs to the military or something. But that happened. Oh, no. We don't need the app. You've got the goose that laid the golden egg. How do you know about honkers? What? This Mother Aucas, get in on this app idea. You like it? You like it? Yeah, He got a goddamn golden hair honkers. Here is the cat's pajamas. No, please don't. Don't. I want to show you some. Whatever it is. I don't want to see it. It's relevant. I already know what it is. It ain't what you think. Well, what I think it is, it's a pair of cats. Pajamas, thes air for honkers toe wear. But what? The little neck in there? The neck. How you gonna fit his head. Do this with orange bump. I'm gonna have to ask you about three miles. Why? Because you're disrespected my roommate. Okay, Okay. It's clear that this is a crazy house, so I gotta go. You over here talking about geese, golden eggs and free line sleepwear. Oh, man. Cedric, you need to get off your high horse, man. E. I just thought of a name for you. High horse. Okay, E Oh, There you are, sir. Jake. What's up, dude? Tis well, Cedric tas Well, you can ask you a question, man. Um, why the hell are you dressed like this? And what the hell did you do to your bike? You want her? I'm steampunk now. Yeah, I don't know what that is, man. Jules Verne e. I seriously think that you have cracked, man. All right? Like like in your mind. Nah, I ain't cracked up. I live in a clock now. This is umbrellas and blimps. You're wearing a top hat with a door on it. I'm just a nil last Lemony Snicket up in this bitch. But you, what's with you was with me. I'll tell you what I'm I'm a alas, normal mother who've been waiting for his friend for hour and 10 minutes underneath a goddamn bridge with two homeless Put chance. Good. Sir, could you point me in the direction of the nearest apothecary? If you're talking about the drug store is right there on the corner. What time does it close? It closes at 10 o'clock, man. You've been there a million times. Mm. I'll check. Just to be sure, make sure it's still open. I'm telling you, Levi, if you put that piece of pipe up till I use it as a telescope, I cannot be your friend anymore. This is? Yep. Still open. All right, I have to go, then. So you try it. No, no, I'm not gonna try it because it's a piece of pipe and it doesn't have any lenses in it. Therefore, it's not a telescope. Yes, but how could you be sure? Science, I'm gonna look through this piece of pipe. And if it doesn't work like a telescope, then we finally done, man, like not homies anymore. We're done. Oh, Cedric. Why? What you think in a million years that would actually work. Subject Assistant. You look so ridiculous right now. I look Oh, say goodbye, Writer to we What? What is that?
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