Hey, girl.

Hey, girl.

How's it going?

Terrible.

Thanks for asking.

How are you?

Also Terrible s.

Oh, I'm really sorry to spring this on you, and this is super awkward.

But I just noticed a Venmo transaction between you and someone I know.

Are you also dating Jake?

Because he used the fork and knife emoji when sending you money.

Which is the emoji he sent me when we had dinner last week.

I noticed you guys don't follow each other on social media.

Is that kind of rules out being friends?

And when I asked him what he did yesterday said he met his friends puppy.

And I know you have, like, three dogs that kind of lines up with the Venmo situation, and I'm just worried with the pandemic and stuff.

If he's dating multiple people, one of them maybe being you Who was my friend?

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Okay, well, first off, we'll get you a little miss your law.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Thank you.

And second, Yes, we did.

We went on one date, okay?

Same unmasked.

Unmasked, Okay.

Same.

I mean, did he tell you that he was seeing other people.

Well, I told him I was in isolation pod and that I take the pandemic very seriously.

And so then I asked what his exposure was, and he said that he wasn't seeing anyone.

Oh, except for the occasional friends for, like, a distance park.

Okay, that is what he also told me.

Oh, my God.

He's a liar.

What a liar.

Well, okay, I'm I'll do whatever you want to do here.

Honestly.

Same.

Our friendship means way more to me than Jake.

Yeah, screw Jake.

I mean, I did.

You screwed Jake.

Yeah.

Oh, after one day.

Yeah.

No, Sorry.

No, no judgment at all.

Just I mean, it was like an eight hour long day, and we talked a lot about family trauma and, like, really deep stuff.

And, you know, that's like my king girl.

I would never Yuck.

You're young and I don't know, I just felt, like, really emotionally connected to him.

And now I just feel totally stupid.

No, and I don't feel stupid.

He's the idiot who's endangering your life in the lives of everyone you know in love.

He totally did.

That makes you feel any better.

Jake and I did not hook up.

No, no.

It sounds like you guys were way closer than we were.

We just kissed.

You kissed?

Yeah.

We kissed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is so weird.

So weird.

It feels like double dick dipping.

I mean, I don't blame him for going on a date with you, obviously, because I would totally go on a date with you, too.

Given the chance.

Are you kidding?

And I totally would have gone on a date with you to Oh, my God.

Julie, stop.

We would have, like, a circus of cats and dogs.

Oh, God.

We were both.

All of our clothes would be covered in rainbow colors of for it would be amazing.

Well, if you want to continue to see Jake, I totally support it.

And I will back down.

Or we could kill him.

E e Have a little crawlspace under my house is like no one has access to it.

It's got a padlock on it.

Just shopping I'm put him with.

Yeah, well, I'm free all day today.

If you If you want to talk about God, thank you.

I mean, if there's any reason to reconnect in these unprecedented times.

This is hilarious reason.

Thio, tell me about it.

Despite the circumstances, Um, it's been really nice hearing from you.

Yeah, and I hope regardless of Jake, dating in the pandemic is going okay for you.

Um, yeah, it's the worst.

The total worst.

Regardless of what happens, this has been one hell of a meet.

Cute for us.

I mean, honestly, the best plot twist would be that we start dating.

I mean, you're not wrong.

Technically, we've already been exposed to each other.

Um, wine in the park?

Um, yeah, yeah.

Love let How about next Thursday?

I'm looking forward to it.

Okay, great.

Well, it has been great seeing you.

I'm really I'm looking forward to it.

Well, that went well.

That happened pretty much word for word.

So I guess the lesson of this video is to make your memo transactions private.

You know, the funny thing is, when Jake paid me for the dinner I ordered for us, I literally told him Venmo is the best way to stock someone.

And he probably thought I was joking and he thought wrong.

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