Because I have found in this time of quarantine, you gotta be pretty good with computers.

因為我發現在這個隔離的時代，你一定要很會用電腦。

You gotta be able to get on Zoom.

你得能上變焦。

Are you able to do all this stuff?

你能做這些事情嗎？

No, I'm doing pretty good.

不，我做得很好。

I'm doing You know, I love what I do the new, uh, this new age of technical, and I'm really like tick tock trying because I do stupid stuff every day, and I just wanna, you know, I'm gonna put on tomorrow, I'm gonna put on kicked out, so I'm going to jail from going to jail.

我做你知道，我喜歡我做什麼 新的，呃，這個新時代的技術，我真的很喜歡 滴答滴答的嘗試，因為我做愚蠢的東西 每天，我只是想，你知道，我要去 把明天，我要去把踢出來，所以我要去 從去坐牢。

You're going?

你要去嗎？

Me?

我？

Oh, and then it's a dance craze.

哦，然後就是跳舞的熱潮。

Yeah, but I shouldn't have said that because I don't don't do trump jokes anymore.

是啊，但我不應該說，因為我不不做王牌笑話了。

So, you know, by the way, we need to have a garage sale to Because I got all these trump jokes around here stinking up thing.

所以，你知道，順便說一句， 我們需要有一個車庫銷售 因為我得到了所有這些特朗普笑話 在這裡臭了的東西。

I need to get rid of him.

我需要擺脫他。

You know, I've been happy not talking about him.

你知道，我很高興不談論他。

I have to say, I know that some comedians say I'm gonna miss doing the trump jokes, and I think I I mean, I tried to not talk about him.

我不得不說，我知道有些喜劇演員說我會想念做特朗普的笑話，我想我的意思是，我試圖不談論他。

Even the last year of his presidency.

即使是他總統任期的最後一年。

I just got tired of it.

我只是厭倦了它。

And so I'm enjoying I'm enjoying this time.

所以我很享受我很享受這段時間。

I think it's gonna be a good time for comedy.

我想這將是一個喜劇的好時機。

Actually, I don't know about that.

其實，我也不知道。

I don't know about that.

我不知道。

I mean, I'm doing right now with the last week, but what has happened in America?

我的意思是，我現在做的權利與上週，但美國發生了什麼事？

The 21st, I felt like a free slave.

21日，我覺得自己像個自由的奴隸。

You know?

你知道嗎？

E felt just great.

E感覺就很好。

And then I have course, I'm democratic, So bite it.

然後我有當然，我是民主的，所以咬它。

But Biden, I like him.

但拜登，我喜歡他。

But e don't like it.

但我不喜歡它。

I mean, this guy is e mean, he's done some great stuff, but it is not good for us.

我的意思是，這傢伙是E的意思， 他做了一些偉大的東西， 但它是不利於我們。

Comedian e got no joke on it.

喜劇演員E得到了沒有笑話就可以了。

I got no joke on.

我沒有開玩笑。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

That was the same.

那是一樣的。

You know, I remembered us talking about this when Obama was president.

我記得奧巴馬當總統的時候，我們曾討論過這個問題。

He was he was tough for comedians because he's this, uh, handsome, smart, you know, competent man who is working hard to make the country a better place.

他... ...他對喜劇演員來說很艱難，因為他是這個，呃，英俊，聰明，你知道，有能力的人，他正在努力讓國家變得更好。

And, um, you know, where's the joke in that?

而且，嗯，你知道，這裡面的笑話在哪裡？

But I think, uh, but you know what I'll say as a patriot, I'll take the competent president over the jokes and If it means that my business suffers, so be it.

但我認為，呃，但你知道我要說什麼 作為一個愛國者，我會採取有能力的總統 而不是笑話 如果這意味著我的生意受到影響，所以是這樣。

My business does not need to suffer.

我的生意不需要受到影響。

I'm having problem with Biden.

我對拜登有意見

He walks in there yesterday.

他昨天走在那裡。

You can his full at a word plan now.

你可以他的完整在一個字計劃了。

When?

什麼時候？

The last time we heard the word plan, it's been four years.

上一次聽到計劃這個詞，已經是四年前的事了。

E mean, that's good for the plan, but it ain't funny.

這對計劃有好處，但並不好笑

That's not funny.

這不好笑

He walks in when his covert team Yesterday.

他走在當他的祕密小組昨天。

Doctors, scientists, epidemiologists, Uh, infectious disease specialist with a plan.

醫生，科學家，流行病學家， 呃，傳染病專家與計劃。

Well, he didn't come in with family members.

他不是和家人一起來的 Well, he didn't come in with family members.

And some guy push a color of my pillow dot com e mean, it's good, but it ain't funny.

有人把我枕頭的顏色推給了我的網站... ...我的意思是，這很好，但這並不好笑。

You're right.

你是對的

This is a terrible, terrible time for American comedy.

對美國喜劇來說，這是一個可怕的，可怕的時代。

And you know he's doing that.

你知道他在做什麼

And this guy Look at him.

還有這個傢伙 看看他

What?

什麼？

He's doing that to top all of that off making full, complete sentences when the last time we wait.

他這樣做，是為了在上一次我們等待的時候，把所有的事情都做完整，完整的句子。

Don't buying these.

不要買這些。

I like him, But it ain't funny.

我喜歡他，但這一點也不好笑。

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

是啊，是啊，你是對的。

We gotta get we gotta move him out.

我們得... ...我們得讓他離開。

It z haven't been on The golf course has been a whole week.

它已經整整一週沒有上過高爾夫球場了。

You have a way.

你有辦法。

How are you supposed to run a country and make a country better without on the golf course, you know, Bring your mind and it's not funny.

如果不在高爾夫球場上，你怎麼管理一個國家，讓國家變得更好，你知道的，帶著你的想法，這一點都不好笑。

Well, I'm sorry.

好吧，我很抱歉。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

You're right.

你是對的

This is a terrible time.

這是一個可怕的時代。

Terrible time for our country.

對我們的國家來說，這是一個可怕的時刻。