That's a really invasive question.

How long is long enough?

Well, six inches is not enough.

It is not six inches.

It's less than six inches.

00 dear.

I'm sorry about that.

Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.

The only show that will end as soon as I exceed my data plan.

You know my guest today from Outlander.

I know him as my genetic twin.

It's Sam.

Human.

Sam.

Hey, we're here.

Let's celebrate a little bit.

I know you like your whiskey.

I'm gonna get through it with you.

I poured myself a drink.

Wow, You did.

You made it all yourself is Well, look, apple juice in and ice.

Well done.

I do like apple juice, but this is actual alcohol in it.

Last time we were in New York, we basically got you slightly integrated.

And, yeah, you did a better job.

So cheers to that.

Seriously, you, my friends, that's strong.

How pretty good.

How about we honor our friend Katrina both every time her name comes up?

Should we take a sip of whiskey?

She would probably do a shot of whiskey being Irish and being Katrina but let's go for a sip.

I think that's that's a better idea.

You know, I don't wanna be on the floor at the end of this.

That would be, uh Oh, God.

This is gonna be a very short interview on Outlander.

You managed to make it seems any phrase super romantic and sexy as Jamie.

We want to toss some kind of unromantic phrases at you and see if you can make these sexy.

Okay, Okay.

Uh huh.

Josh, I love those long walks on the beach.

I can't remember the accent.

E can't.

How?

The way to the accent?

I can't remember.

I love those long walks on the beach picking my nose.

You're dead.

Broke him.

I don't like to brag of the world's largest collection clocks.

Okay, now this this accent, it's fake.

I'm actually from Hoboken, New Jersey.

E like the broken A.

Uh, some people call that fucking problem.

I call it a Spartan gift, like a parting gift, but that something really mark this day is the day ended your career.

Finally, after years of trying years of me trying to get a career, and now it's it's over.

But I think you could put all those together and have a really good little show.

Real.

Yeah.

I don't know what kind of show it is, but I'd watch it.

Let's play a game with you.

Rather I'm gonna throw some.

Would you rather questions at you?

You ready?

I'd love Thio.

Would you rather run out of whisky or toilet paper?

I have, Ah, Japanese toilet.

So I mean, I'm sticking with the whisky.

Does all the work for you.

It does start for you.

I'm learning Japanese at the same time.

Would you rather play James Bond or be James Bond?

Oh, I think be James Bond.

Right?

To be honest, if you are the real James Bond, I think it's probably a pretty boring job, isn't it?

I mean, you're gonna be stuck behind the desk most of the time.

Kind of right, the milling, exciting parts.

But the stuff in between releases, just a lot of filing.

Yeah, there's a There's a lot of filing, and I think, yeah, they don't get to really wear nice clothes either, do they?

Would you rather play Batman in a film or fat bastard in a film?

That's a really good one.

Can I be fat bastard, Batman?

Yes, of course you can.

Would you rather be stuck in quarantine with Claire or Katrina?

Oh, absolutely.

Between about There we go.

And I hate to say it.

She's a lot more fun.

I think Claire Claire would you know, she would be creating things, and Katrina would be drinking them.

God, um, that's just your fault.

It was a bad idea.

The signature, that of clothing for any Scotsman is, of course, the kilt.

I'm wearing three kilts right now.

It's fucking hot.

So I've got my This is my beer kilt.

You know, if you could see that Oh, my God.

Oh, the oh, there you go.

Like that.

And then I got this one thing.

This is an ancient Angus kilt.

I've gotta be careful.

I don't show you on.

And then I got this one.

There's a nice week heading bone O E O Z.

To be honest, all I could get on because is boiling.

I'll have you know that I've never wanna kill before, Sam.

But today, Your Honor.

Yes.

Oh, look at that.

That's fantastic.

Don't know too much.

No.

Oh, God.

Oh, Do you know what?

Dude, I'm really impressed with you.

Thank you so much.

I feel I'm trying to find, like, your heritage.

Yeah, it's not.

How does it feel?

Do you like it?

I actually feel super comfortable in it.

I'm a little self conscious about my gross hairy legs.

Should be shaving my legs.

I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, just shave them just up to the knee and then leave the rest.

One of the beauties of kilts is that I can hide things underneath my kilt.

So let's play a game.

You try and guess what's underneath my killed.

That is the game I've been waiting to play eyes it a household implement.

Um, it could be in a household, but it's not.

I wouldn't call it like a implement.

No.

Is it something you use?

Something you use made to nourish yourself?

Oh, is it?

Okay, so it's some sort of food.

Food group.

It is a Is it is it?

Ah, Long in length.

Za Really invasive question.

How long is long enough?

Well, six inches is it is not six inches.

It's less than six inches.

00 dear.

I'm sorry about that.

Is it a fruit.

It is a fruit.

Is that coconut?

It's not coconut.

That's a small it's not.

It's not a pineapple, because that would be very painful of your killed.

Not speaking from experience.

It is a fruit exotic fruit.

It is an avocado avocado.

Everyone loves avocados.

I wasn't even sure is a fruit.

It is a fruit, not a vegetable.

It is.

It is a fruit.

I love games with you.

This is funny.

You have a new Siri's, my friend.

I do.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

I am so excited.

That means now I get to speak to you twice a year.

Take it.

So many kilt is your new series.

This is a reality series with your buddy Gramick.

Tabish.

Is this just a glorified way to get paid?

To hang out with your buddy?

Grams is a way to get paid to see Scotland.

What's up?

Yeah, pretty much.

It's a road journey around Scotland, kind of looking at the culture, the heritage, the music, the people and then also me putting him in situations that he doesn't want to be in.

And that's really fun.

It's like when I wind you up, but more so I'm seeing a pattern here.

I'm glad it's not just me.

You're just a jerk to everybody.

Yeah, eso in your new show.

Men in kilts You're obviously up close and personal with your friend Graham.

You're obviously also friends with Katrina.

Let's play a game, Can you?

I d from the photo.

Is this Graham or Katrina?

Well, interestingly, they are very, very similar.

Especially.

I've been up an intimate and close with both of them, and I think it's hard to tell the difference.

Let's put that to the test.

Okay.

Now, what the hell is that?

Sam?

I know what that is.

I've seen that knows many a time.

I think it's Katrina's knows.

Yeah.

Wow.

That's, like, impressive and disturbing all at the same time that you know, who knows so well, I am fascinated with their noses.

Should, uh, that looks to me, It's I know what this is.

I'm gonna say it someone's eye, but I don't know if it's Katrina or Graham.

I'm gonna say Katrina Oh, Katrina.

You in the future, my friends.

Oh, wow.

Look at that.

Yeah.

00 That's a really tough one, isn't it?

Okay, I'm actually just taking a stab in the dark.

I'm going to say that is McTavish is bicep, Dude.

Oh, wow.

Are you kidding me?

Wow.

Wow, I don't I don't know.

That's that's impressive.

I didn't cheat.

I promise.

We haven't.

I haven't cheated.

I promised.

No, I believe that we did not provide these in advance.

I am shocked and amazed and disturbed.

It shows that I'm very dedicated to my co stars.

Or just super creepy, Super creepy and stare at them very closely.

A lot.

This was a pleasure, my friend.

Congratulations on men in kilts.

Another beer for me too.

Enjoy talking to you.

I will take it.

I'm so happy for you.

And, uh I don't know.

Do you think we did Katrina proud today?

I mean, I think, honestly, she's probably already changed her name and moved out of the country.

But it Zain Look, one day we should have a serious conversation, don't you think?

I don't think that every time you think No.

No.

So Oh, God, no.

You wearing boxer shorts under that?

Are you wearing pants?

I don't want to see, Actually.