There are a lot of really funny comedians who would come here, and they have a comedy star act that have 10 minutes on this piece of plastic and five minutes on.

有很多非常有趣的喜劇演員會來這裡，他們有一個喜劇明星的行為，有10分鐘在這塊塑膠和5分鐘。

And then they go somewhere else in the act didn't work.

然後他們去其他地方的行為沒有工作。

You know, my attitude is always if you're any good.

你知道嗎，我的態度一直是，如果你再好。

If you get good someplace, get out of there and go to the next place.

如果你在某個地方得到了好處，就離開那裡，去下一個地方。

You know, there's just so many acts would have comedy Storm and they were funny as long as they were at the comedy store.

你知道，有這麼多的行為會有喜劇風暴，他們很有趣，只要他們在喜劇店。

This was like a college.

這就像一所大學。

You know?

你知道嗎？

I came here to go to school, to learn, and I did learn it was the greatest place in the world.

我來到這裡上學，學習，我也確實瞭解到這裡是世界上最偉大的地方。

Without question, Jay was the funniest of all of us.

毫無疑問，周杰倫是我們所有人中最有趣的一個。

I never saw him.

我從來沒有見過他。

I never saw him bomb all the committees.

我從來沒有看到他轟炸所有的委員會。

We do our set.

我們做我們的一套。

We'd go outside, we talked someone say, Jason, we'd all run inside.

我們到外面去，我們說有人說，傑森，我們都會跑進去。

We all stand back.

我們都站在後面。

I don't know how women talk about sex and other women, but guys really self like a guy.

我不知道女人是怎麼談性的，也不知道其他女人是怎麼談性的，但是男人真的自我喜歡一個人。

No guy gets laid once you know?

你知道嗎？

So I was like, Hey, Bob, how do you take those Susan last night?

所以我當時想，嘿，鮑勃，你怎麼把這些蘇珊昨晚？

They're not bad.

他們還不錯。

Went back to my place.

回到了我的住處。

Yes.

是的，我知道

We bald about 52 times.

我們光頭約52次。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Talk to Susan.

跟蘇珊談談

What?

什麼？

Bob Proctor?

鮑勃-普羅克特？

Yes.

是的，我知道

You've been working hard and beyond.

你一直在努力工作，超越。

Yeah, but some more guys around, the more macho of the story.

是啊，但身邊多一些人，故事就多一些大男子主義。

That's a big thing.

這是一件大事。

You know, a guy will never really say what happened.

你知道，一個人永遠不會真正說出發生了什麼。

Even if he had a good time.

即使他玩得很開心。

Guy could have gone to the girl's house.

那傢伙可能去了女孩的家。

He might have taken a bubble bath, Had a few laughs, hug, went to bed.

他可能洗了個泡泡浴，笑了幾聲，抱了抱，就去睡覺了。

Happens a lot.

經常發生。

We never hear a guy tell it the way you guys will also.

我們從來沒有聽過一個人用你們也會的方式來講述。

Yeah.

是啊。

I took it back to my house hunger by our heels, Hit it with a gun, but a few times.

我把它帶回我的房子，飢餓的我們的腳後跟，用槍打它，但幾次。

Find a dum dum bullet in her brother's far ahead, right?

在她哥哥的遠方找到一顆笨笨的子彈吧？

Had a good time.

有一個很好的時間。

Thought else.

還以為。

This guy said, you know, this guy said I thought things guy said that the average male has 10 0 orgasms in his lifetime.

這傢伙說，你知道，這傢伙說，我想事情的傢伙說，平均男性有10 0高潮在他的一生。

Called my doctor Thursday.

週四打電話給我的醫生。

I have nine left.

我還剩九個。

Yeah, thank you.

是的，謝謝你。

Start thinking about the way I could come to the club every night and I could hang out with other comedians.

開始思考我可以每天晚上來俱樂部，我可以和其他喜劇演員一起玩。

You learn things from watching Jay, and you could imitate them a little bit, but because it was so of Jay that it was impossible.

你看周杰倫學的東西，你可以模仿一下，但因為太像周杰倫，所以不可能。

I was a big point.

我是一個大點。

Everybody cool, everybody, right?

每個人都很酷，每個人，對不對？

There was a lot of physicality toe like Letterman saying, How can you be so confident up there?

有很多體質趾像萊特曼說，你怎麼能在上面這麼自信？

And I would say, How do you write such great jokes?

我就會說，你怎麼會寫出這麼好的笑話？

You know, I'm a huge believer in low self esteem.

你知道，我是一個巨大的信徒 在低自尊。

I think a low self esteem is really what helps you get ahead because you don't automatically think you're the smartest person in the room.

我覺得自卑才是真正能幫助你進步的原因，因為你不會自動認為自己是房間裡最聰明的人。

You know, im dyslexic.

你知道，我有閱讀障礙。

I can't spell it.

我拼不出來。

I've never written anything down.

我從來沒有寫下任何東西。

I just try to keep it all in my head, and that works for me.

我只是試著把所有的事情都記在腦子裡，這對我很有效。

And if I if I assume you know I'm not as good as these guys, I just have to work a little bit harder.

而如果我如果我假設你知道我不如這些人，我只需要再努力一點。

That's what works for me.

這就是我的工作。