There are a lot of really funny comedians who would come here, and they have a comedy star act that have 10 minutes on this piece of plastic and five minutes on.

And then they go somewhere else in the act didn't work.

You know, my attitude is always if you're any good.

If you get good someplace, get out of there and go to the next place.

You know, there's just so many acts would have comedy Storm and they were funny as long as they were at the comedy store.

This was like a college.

You know?

I came here to go to school, to learn, and I did learn it was the greatest place in the world.

Without question, Jay was the funniest of all of us.

I never saw him.

I never saw him bomb all the committees.

We do our set.

We'd go outside, we talked someone say, Jason, we'd all run inside.

We all stand back.

I don't know how women talk about sex and other women, but guys really self like a guy.

No guy gets laid once you know?

So I was like, Hey, Bob, how do you take those Susan last night?

They're not bad.

Went back to my place.

Yes.

We bald about 52 times.

Okay.

Thank you.

Talk to Susan.

What?

Bob Proctor?

Yes.

You've been working hard and beyond.

Yeah, but some more guys around, the more macho of the story.

That's a big thing.

You know, a guy will never really say what happened.

Even if he had a good time.

Guy could have gone to the girl's house.

He might have taken a bubble bath, Had a few laughs, hug, went to bed.

Happens a lot.

We never hear a guy tell it the way you guys will also.

Yeah.

I took it back to my house hunger by our heels, Hit it with a gun, but a few times.

Find a dum dum bullet in her brother's far ahead, right?

Had a good time.

Thought else.

This guy said, you know, this guy said I thought things guy said that the average male has 10 0 orgasms in his lifetime.

Called my doctor Thursday.

I have nine left.

Yeah, thank you.

Start thinking about the way I could come to the club every night and I could hang out with other comedians.

You learn things from watching Jay, and you could imitate them a little bit, but because it was so of Jay that it was impossible.

I was a big point.

Everybody cool, everybody, right?

There was a lot of physicality toe like Letterman saying, How can you be so confident up there?

And I would say, How do you write such great jokes?

You know, I'm a huge believer in low self esteem.

I think a low self esteem is really what helps you get ahead because you don't automatically think you're the smartest person in the room.

You know, im dyslexic.

I can't spell it.

I've never written anything down.

I just try to keep it all in my head, and that works for me.

And if I if I assume you know I'm not as good as these guys, I just have to work a little bit harder.

That's what works for me.