Michael speaking.

This is Korvo, the alien.

I'm calling to say **** you and **** your whole squad,

and I ****** your mom.

Woah!

Hey!

The ship is totally repaired.

We can finally leave this ****hole planet.

So long, Earth suckers.

Enjoy the melting ice caps.

[HEROIC MUSIC]

[ALARM BEEPING]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[SCREAMING]

Dammit, how are we still so bad at this?

This puts us right back to where we were a year ago!

Oh my god.

Make a bigger deal about it, you poopy!

Yay!

We're still trapped on Earth!