I don't know.

I just find better ways of communicating than using foul and obscene language you want.

You want to see the Indian parents fall apart, question them.

Holy shit.

They have no clue what to do.

Son, I don't want you going to that club tonight.

I go.

Why not?

What do you mean, why not?

E?

I need to know why I should not go to this club.

Because it's a fact.

What?

What do you mean?

What does that even mean?

It means it's a fact.

You haven't given me one fact.

So when something is the fact that the fact you cannot change the fact because the fact is the fact when it comes to fake in the orgasm, you don't have to do anything crazy.

All right?

You're just doing your normal sex that you guys do and don't act like you do all kinds of fancy shit in the bedroom.

Okay, people, we all know it once you're in a relationship for a while.

There's the three basic positions There's the US, the her, the you.

That's all there is.

It's three moves.

One to get it started.

This one's for us.

Okay, Now it's your turn, sweetheart.

And then and then my turn.

That's what happens.

How you doing, buddy?

Good.

You chose to look like a sperm tonight.

I say, that was your choice you made.

How did you get here?

It's our traffic.

Doesn't bother him.

I was around a million others.

That's an awful outfit.

It was the real reason.

I don't enjoy Bollywood films because I love car chases and you can never have a car chase in Mumbai.

It's not even a plausible idea.

Quick, Get him E o e o Mom!

All my burns When I burned my mother was what I said.

It burns when I burb.

Oh, my God.

His bones or any Bubs?

Oh, my God, son.

OK, do this.

Don't burp.

Why do you think you're fat?

I said, because I have a mirror on.

I walked past it naked the other day and I thought somebody else was in my room.

I'm who's fat, Hairy?

That turns out it was my stomach.

I got like, a weird kind of fat.

I was like, my normal fat.

And then I woke up one morning.

I was like, from the who's, um, bloated.

I figured I would pee it out.

I would sweat it out.

I'll be fine the next day.

Anyway, cut to a year and a half later on.

I'm still e became like the new must a king You couldn't out in the Mustang me for nothing.

I was like I was in a must and the shit out of people like Mustangs must must.

I was turning spins on it must, motherfucker.

I was like a black girl like church breaking it down.

I'm gonna prove to every woman in here that every man has a d d.

Here's what happens is we get behind You were good for the first two strokes and then after that a d d e Like this.

Yeah.

All right, e gotta change that lightbulb when I'm done, huh?

Shit!

Let me get back there now You have to sell the orgasm.

That's where the work comes in.

So it's things you loathe Just collapsed.

I have a son.

Uh, he's a month and a half old, you know that that small like everything is a tit that comes to us.

I e gotta kiss him.

He's like, Oh, that's my nose.

Get out of the O.

You ever get a nipple this big?

You need to check the check because it's something weird going on.

That's what will happen to our culture if we don't stay together.

What will happen to our culture?

Let me tell you what will happen to our culture.

Nothing.

You know why?

Because there's 1.3 billion Every Indian outside of India never married another Indian again.

We would still have 1.3 billion radio.

You don't need us helping you.

Even you guys like stop, Please.

We don't need any more.

Women don't fake orgasm because they can't have them.

Women fake orgasms because men are fucking idiots.

Way either Don't pay enough attention to a woman or we fixate on one spot like huh?

On she's like, Oh Oh, Okay.

Oh, How you doing, buddy?

Okay.

Mhm.

Hey, Must be good.

Give me a sharp one.

That's how you know you're really fucking good.

It wasn't even multiples is one.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seen you naked of Don't like you come back?

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me and my most invited.

Thank you and good night.