For the first time in quite a while

everyone, and I mean everyone,

not just business bros, everyone

is talking about Wall Street and the stock market.

You probably already know this,

but a group of small stock traders

got together on the website Reddit

and decided to buy stock in the company called Game Stop,

which then caused some big time hedge funds

to lose billions of dollars.

Well anyway, I think that's the basic gist

of what's been happening.

And I have to say it's fascinating

that a small bunch of people on an internet message board

can have such a huge impact on the stock market.

What do you think, Andy?

I said sell.

Now buy!

Oh hey, Conan.

Yeah, none of the Game Stop controversy surprised me.

I predicted it all on my show.

I'm sorry, what show?

This show, Andy Richter's Cuckoo Cash!

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[Announcer] Andy Richter's Cuckoo Cash.

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Welcome back to Cuckoo Cash

where I go cuckoo to make you cash.

Before we start, I've got

just a little business to attend to.

Buy, sell, buy, sell, bell, sigh, shut up, goodbye!

Hey Conan.

Yeah.

I just made a million bucks, lost it all,

made it back, and then lost most of it again.

And that's a profit of 30 bucks.

Congratulations, Andy.

Now let's get cuckoo with some stock photos about stocks.

[Announcer] Stock Stock Photos.

[Andy] This stock photo made me worried.

But this stock photo made me feel better.

And this stock photo made me hungry.

Now let's go to Cuckoo Cash correspondent, Conan O'Brien,

with some hilarious stock ticker symbols.

Thanks Andy.

Here's some hilarious ticker symbols.

Burlington Universal Replacement Parts.

[Announcer] Stocks!

Toledo Ukulele Refurbishment and Distribution.

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Philadelphia Occupational Orthopedics and Prosthetics.

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And Franklin Unified Consortium Riveters.

[Announcer] Stocks!

Thanks Conan.

Now let's go back to Conan O'Brien

for our Buy or Bye segment.

[Announcer] Buy or Bye!

Conan, would you buy these stocks or say bye to them?

Nokia. Buy.

Apple. Buy.

Ford. Buy.

Pfizer. Buy.

Exxon. Buy.

Intel. Buy.

Tesla. Buy.

Facebook. Buy.

Macy's. Buy.

Visa. Buy.

Viacom. Buy.

Uber. Buy.

Wow Conan, you would buy all of them?

No, at least half of those were saying goodbye to them.

(Andy laughing)

Wow, stocks.

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And that's all for this episode of Cuckoo Cash.

Until next time, remember,

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