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  • Let's put you on the spot.

  • You ready for this?

  • Oh, God.

  • What do you have?

  • Well, we got go, Fax.

  • Look, a lot of debates this week about goats, right?

  • Like the goat.

  • Tom Brady is either goat of all sports.

  • And now is that baby goat for Patrick Mahomes?

  • Like we've had all this goat cops, baby goat do do do do do, baby, I'm not.

  • Come on.

  • It feels like that's a good little jingle.

  • All right, so this is new.

  • This is all for you.

  • Go fax.

  • And here the rules.

  • I'll read.

  • Ah, go back.

  • You got to decide if it's a fact about the goat Tom Brady, future goat Patrick Mahomes or just a straight up fact about goats.

  • Actual goats actual realize e don't know.

  • That's a goat impersonation or not.

  • You know what?

  • It plays here because I am not 100% sure myself.

  • I should have just stayed confident.

  • Alright.

  • Fact number one, Are you ready?

  • Yeah, Let's do it.

  • This goat has a very particular diet.

  • That's vegetarian.

  • In some instances, this diet includes eating tree bark.

  • I don't think the TV 12 method has yet ventured into bark.

  • So I'm going to say this is actual goats and the answer is actual.

  • Go.

  • Mike is one for one.

  • So far.

  • Good work.

  • But it was still part of me that thought it was gonna be Tom Brady.

  • I saw a great article last week about somebody that tried to eat T V 12 for a week, and he made it less than a day before he started cheating on it.

  • So, you know, it takes its own, but no tree bark.

  • You're right.

  • Alright.

  • Fact number two number two not known to be fashion forward.

  • This coat can be seen wearing cashmere all year round.

  • Mm.

  • I'm gonna say this one's Tom Brady.

  • I mean, he's known to be fashion forward, but cashmere still seems like something he might dio Cashmere all year round is not Tom Brady.

  • It is, in fact Ah, goat.

  • Oh, because goats go.

  • What is that for?

  • Like I'm gonna say, What is there for cash?

  • Yes, that's what has made, Apparently, is made up.

  • Wow, I had no idea.

  • I just didn't think this goat was wealthy.

  • In fairness, the sheet here says goat.

  • So that's really all I e.

  • I'm not Alex Trebek.

  • I'm or on the anchorman side of it.

  • All right, So we're does come from from from goats.

  • No clue that I don't wear cashmere.

  • I'm fat.

  • Maybe we get you, like, a little go pen in the backyard of Michael Junior's house.

  • And I would love goats out on Kashmir.

  • Way too hot, But we could start selling them back like a food truck.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, answer Number three.

  • In fact, number three.

  • I don't know, Mike.

  • While dominating football comes naturally to this coat, he had the opportunity to be signed by the Montreal Expos before becoming an NFL pro.

  • So this one is gonna probably throw a lot of people off because I think they're going to assume Patrick Mahomes his father's majorly background get thrown off by that.

  • This is Tom Brady, the goat.

  • You are correct.

  • And the other dead giveaway should have been the Montreal Expos, because that just they also fair.

  • That would not have been a thing around Patrick Mahomes.

  • Lifetime, and I apparently I'm an idiot.

  • Well, that that's that is your right fact number four.

  • I don't have the answer to in the sheets, so we're just gonna guess on this one with one of the longest recorded jumps, this goat can leap 12 ft in a single bound.

  • I'm trying to think about what Mahomes broad jump would have been.

  • This has got to be just a regular goat.

  • Yeah, I think they didn't put it in the shed because even I'm not stupid enough to know there's gotta be a goat.

  • Right.

  • This is goat's.

  • Look at that.

  • All right.

  • Fact number five so far, project would have been money.

  • You've only missed one.

  • Mike were really impressed with your goat knowledge.

  • Fact number five.

  • Which mammal averages 2.2 kids per year?

  • Is it a goat?

  • Be a monkey.

  • See, Philip Rivers.

  • You guys air foul for that?

  • By the way, I saw that one in there, man.

  • Like, I didn't take the time to do the math, but I don't think it comes out to that.

  • That would be pretty difficult for human Philip Rivers, human father for that to go on here.

  • So I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with actual goat here again.

  • Yeah, well, that is correct.

  • It's an actual game.

  • Fun fact.

  • I think Rivers is actually probably higher at this point.

  • Fact Number six.

  • Which goat leads the league in NFL merch sales this year?

  • Mm, It's tough.

  • You know what I'm gonna say, Tom Brady.

  • Just because he changed teams, you would think that would be the answer.

  • But it is, in fact, actual Patrick Mahomes.

  • It is Patrick Mahomes.

  • Yeah.

  • There's not enough cashmere available for sale in the NFL for actual goat to win, but yes, Mahomes out.

  • Although Grady has been picking up over the playoff run, the homes actually out sold them through the course of the year.

  • And we got one more for you.

  • Ready for this?

  • Fact number seven.

  • This goat has been known for taking unexpected naps at times in the most inconvenient of places.

  • That's got to be actual goats again, aren't they?

  • The ones that you could like scare and they'll pass out Well, that might be true.

  • I don't have enough knowledge to know, But the document here tells me that the answer is actually Tom Brady.

  • Prior to kickoff of Super Bowl 36 Quick work on me for the Roman numerals.

  • Grady navigated this elongated pregame by taking a short nap in the locker room.

  • Quote.

  • 12 minutes later, we were running out onto the field.

  • I could see like you seem like the type that can power nap for 12 minutes and then sprint out onto the field.

  • Big time power nap.

  • Shout to the guys over the solid verbal coffee nap shotgun.

  • A coffee right before your nap.

  • Go down for about 20 minutes.

  • Come out.

  • Ready to go.

  • Wow.

  • Like I'm not a napper.

  • I feel like a 20 minute nap only makes me more tired.

  • I've never been the guy that excels at naps.

  • I used to do radio at 4 a.m. Eastern.

  • So you had to get good at naps.

  • Now I will say you did spectacularly well, unexpectedly.

  • Well, if I had a prize, I would give it to you.

  • We don't have prices on here, but that wasn't in the budget.

  • But I'll try and find you like a baby goat that you can have a real one that we could raise together as a family.

  • And then we could start toe.

  • No.

  • Okay, I've made it awkward for your goats.

  • Well, ever be our goat?

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