Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, I think so.

是的，我想是的。

I think I was.

我想我是。

I had hair on my balls because a comb over when Carrie came out here.

我的蛋蛋上有頭髮，因為嘉莉來這裡的時候，我用梳子梳了一下。

This the first guy I ever saw get a standing ovation every single night.

這是我見過的第一個每天晚上都要起立鼓掌的人。

And he did impressions was all impressions.

而他做的印象是所有的印象。

He could just say Clint Eastwood and make his face look like cleans with he would do like Bruce Dern.

他可以只說克林特-伊斯特伍德，並使他的臉看起來像清潔與他會做像布魯斯-德恩。

I was going to be the man of 1000 faces and I could do James Dean.

我本來是要做千面人的，我可以做詹姆斯-迪恩。

Yeah, Henry Fonda was my big my big closer.

是啊，亨利-方達是我的大我的大親信。

I'm not sure know how to peck.

我不知道該怎麼啄。

Stroller themed comics would watch you get jealous because you're getting standing ovations.

童車主題的漫畫會看著你吃醋，因為你要起立鼓掌。

Yeah, it's not earning it.

是啊，這不是賺來的。

E.

E.

Guess Jim thought of it as a very traditional, rich little type act.

估計吉姆認為這是一種很傳統的、富有的小類型行為。

It wasn't.

不是這樣的

It was still super weird.

還是超級奇怪。

That stuff that started to go downhill at that time for Jim, he just made a decision to be a comic.

那個時候吉姆開始走下坡路的東西，他只是做了一個決定，做一個漫畫家。

I'm just gonna be a comic from now.

從現在開始，我只是要成為一個漫畫家。

That's how I work.

這就是我的工作方式。

You know, I failed the first time out really miserably, and then I go, Okay, Don't give up here.

你知道嗎，我第一次失敗了，真的很慘，然後我就說，好吧，別放棄這裡。

And he decided I'm gonna do no impressions and he would kind of die in the middle of the show that was just packed.

他決定我不做印象，他將那種死在中間的表演，只是擠。

Instead of writing jokes and writing an act, he would come on stage and just improvise all of it.

他不會寫笑話，也不會寫表演，而是上臺來，全部即興發揮。

How was Mitzi?

Mitzi怎麼樣？

What?

什麼？

What was Mitch's point of view?

米奇的觀點是什麼？

She was a little resistant to that, but she didn't stop me one time.

她雖然有些牴觸，但她一次也沒有阻止我。

She said, What are you doing?

她說，你在做什麼？

You're the King of impressions.

你是印象之王。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

I don't get a second chance.

我沒有第二次機會

And I said, Well, you know, they got mad at Bob Dylan when he went electric.

我說，嗯，你知道，他們得到了瘋狂的鮑勃・迪倫 當他去電。

I'm going electric, you know, And I'm gonna experiment.

我要去電動，你知道，我要去實驗。

And if I blow the whole thing, I blow the whole thing.

如果我把整個事情都吹了，我就把整個事情都吹了。

Mitzi believed in him gave him the time to fail because another act if she didn't like him, you go in and bomb like he was bombing the first.

Mitzi相信他給了他失敗的時間，因為另一個行為如果她不喜歡他，你就像他第一次轟炸一樣去轟炸。

He's out of here, and I would sweat in the back here in the hallway waiting to go on literally bleeding with sweat because I told myself I wasn't gonna repeat one thing that I had said the night before.

他離開了這裡，我會在後面這裡的走廊上汗流浹背的等下去真的是汗流浹背，因為我告訴自己我不會重複前一天晚上說過的一件事。

It would all be created in front of people.

這一切都將在人們面前產生。

As luck would have it Mitzi put him on stage every night, right next to Damon Waynes.

運氣好的是，Mitzi每晚都讓他上臺，就在Damon Waynes旁邊。

He'd wait till I got off stage on he come up Thio laughing like that and going like, you are the fucking angriest person I've ever seen in my life.

他等我下臺後，他走過來笑著說："你是我這輩子見過的最憤怒的人。

Jim and I were kind of like brothers in war.

吉姆和我就像是戰爭中的兄弟。

We'd hang out just talking about the power we felt of not being afraid to bomb.

我們會在一起，只是談論我們感受到的不怕炸的力量。

Remember one night, that table back there?

記得有一天晚上，後面那張桌子？

There were six guys that were drinking heavily, and they were heckling.

有六個人喝得酩酊大醉，他們在嘻嘻哈哈。

May.

5月。

I came off the stage and I walked up over this and onto the table and I grabbed a beer bottle that I smashed it on the side of the table and I did a whole from here to Eternity.

我從舞臺上走下來，我走到這個上面，走到桌子上，我拿起一個啤酒瓶，我把它砸在桌子的側面，我做了一個整體從這裡到永恆。

E went, Come on, they just recoiled.

E去，來吧，他們只是反感。

And I said, I didn't think so.

我說，我不這麼認為。

Then I dropped the beer bottle.

然後我把啤酒瓶摔了。

Once I started bombing, I always felt well, at least I'm going to be remembered for being the worst thing they've ever seen in their lives.

一旦我開始轟炸，我總覺得很好，至少我會被他們記住，因為我是他們一生中見過的最糟糕的東西。