Hello.

你好啊

Reboots are symptomatic of a fundamental lack

重啟是根本性缺失的表現。

of originality in Hollywood.

的原創性在好萊塢。

Have you no shame?

你沒有羞恥心嗎？

Here's your check for the Animaniacs reboot,

這是你為《動畫師》重啟開出的支票。

you sellouts.

你們這些賣國賊。

[CRASH]

[崩潰]

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

[音樂 - "ANIMANIACS "主題]

(SINGING) It's time for Animaniacs.

現在是動畫師的時間了 It's time for Animaniacs.

You should see our new contracts.

你應該看看我們的新合同。

All right guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines.

好了，夥計們，我們的第一線壓力很大。

Did we--

我們...

Wait-- don't!

等等... 不要！

Make sure it's good first.

先確定好。

[INHALE]

[吸氣]

Maybe something reminiscent of the first season?

也許會讓人想起第一季的內容？

[GROWL]

[咆哮]

[BAM]

[BAM]

22 years later, and I'm still a knockout.

22年後的今天，我仍然是一個淘汰者。

[THUNDER]

[霹靂]

I've tried online dating but I keep getting catfished.

我試過網上約會，但我一直被陰謀。

How do I know she's even real?

我怎麼知道她是真的？

[BWAP]

[BWAP]

[MUSIC]

[Music]

This tablet contains the sum of all human knowledge.

這塊石碑包含了人類所有知識的總和。

All human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet?

人類所有的知識都集中在一塊容易吞嚥的平板電腦裡？

[GULP]

[GULP]

[CRASH]

[崩潰]

[ELECTROCUTION]

[電擊]

Quantum mechanics, quinoa wraps, Queen Bey.

量子力學、藜麥卷、貝後。

We've missed so much.

我們已經錯過了很多。

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

[音樂 - "ANIMANIACS "主題]

Oh!

哦！

Sounds like an Odyssey.

聽起來像奧德賽。

My sandwich!

我的三明治！

[FLY BUZZ]

[FLY BUZZ]

[WHOOSH]

[WHOOSH]

[LASERS BUZZ]

[LASERS BUZZ]

[BOINK]

[BOINK]

Just where I left it.

就在我離開的地方

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

[音樂 - "ANIMANIACS "主題]

Yakko, turn on the blacklight.

雅子，打開黑燈。

[CLICK]

[點擊]

[RAVE MUSIC]

[RAVE MUSIC]

[CLICK]

[點擊]

Nothing unusual there.

沒有什麼不尋常的地方。

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

[音樂 - "ANIMANIACS "主題]

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

天啊，大腦，你今晚想做什麼？

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

我們每晚都做同樣的事，平奇。

Try to take over the wor--

試著接過來...

[FOAM]

[保麗龍]

Wee!

小威！

Foam party!

保麗龍派對！

[MUSIC]

[Music]

[CHIMES]

[CHIMES]

I am the Pegasus.

我是飛馬。

I come bearing horrible tidings of war from the--

我帶著可怕的戰訊從... ...

[HONK]

[HONK]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Less talk-y more flap-y.

少說多做

[CHIMES]

[CHIMES]

Woo hoo!

嗚呼！

[ZING]

[ZING]

[BOINGING]

[BOINGING]

[ZAP]

[ZAP]

[CRASH]

[崩潰]

[BOOM]

[轟]

(SINGING) We're Animan-y, totally insane-y,

We're Animan -y, totally insane -y. We're Animan -y, totally insane -y,

Never mansplain-y.

從來不會解釋的。

Animaniacs!

動畫師！

Now the adoration pours in.

現在，愛慕之情湧上心頭。

[DING]

[DING]

[CHIME]

[CHIME]

[BOING]

[BOING]

[BWAP]

[BWAP]

Narf!

納夫!

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

[音樂 - "ANIMANIACS "主題]