That's an exiting entrance.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

You came out here and you just took control.

I don't care, I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care, care, care, uh.

(Conan laughs)

I don't know what the rest of the words are.

It doesn't matter I guess.

That was incredible.

You look, you look fantastic.

Thank you

I haven't seen you in a little while

you, man, this is, look at your, your hair

has gotten, uh, very long.

Let it go, let it go a little bit. Yeah.

Is this for a part that you grew it out like that?

No, but there's a part in it.

I always make sure that there's a part in my hair.

Very nice. Very nicely done.

Yeah. I just felt like growing it out, you know

feeling free as the breeze, you know, I just love it.

I love it.

I love, I love long hair, you know?

(piano music)

♪ Gimme it down to there, hair ♪

♪ Shoulder length and longer ♪

♪ Here baby, there mama ♪

♪ Everywhere, yeah daddy ♪

♪ Hair, hair, hair, hair ♪

♪ Hair, hair, hair ♪

♪ Flowing, flowing, long as I keep growing my ♪

♪ Hair, hair ♪

That was incredible, how are we doing?

(Conan laughs)

I was stuck, I was stuck.

You were going to hold that for a long time,

if I didn't get you out of it.

I would've been there forever.

Yeah.

Locked in a time warp.

Oh that was ah, that was incredible.

Not many guests do that out of nowhere.

I've always wanted to do that.

Yeah. You've always wanted to do that.

Yep, yeah, just worked it out with the band

before I came out here.

(Conan laughs)

Someone should tell me.

(fist slams desk)

Well, no, it's very good to have you

on the show and it's really always fun talking

to you and you know, it's interesting,

I think people have this perception

of you is just being the, you know, funny, crazy guy.

They think they know me.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Exactly. And then you snap at them

like that and then they get scared.

Exactly, exactly.

No, but you know, it's funny.

They try to feed me. (growling)

(Conan laughs)

Next thing you know, I'm up on the car,

breaking the window.

Yeah. But you know, you're,

you're deeper than that.

Like, I know you're into a lot of reading.

What are you reading these days?

What are you studying?

What are you in to?

I got to tell you I love, I absolutely love reading.

I love, I'm a huge reader.

And when I pick up something, I just can't put it down.

You know, like quantum physics

that's my favorite.

(audience laughs)

Quantum physics?

Yeah, yeah.

Like what, what are you talking about?

Quantum physics like, what?

Well, I was just reading this

incredible paper on the Stochastic phase shifting

of a parametrical driven electron and Penning trap.

And apparently, uh, a bistability arises dynamically

in this specific parametrically driven systems

because the phase sigh

of the electron steady state oscillation, can

either have the two values separated

by pi.

Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

You know, you, that was amazing. You know,

(audience shouts)

That's great, that was incredible.

Cause you know, it's funny.

What shocks me about an electron and a Penning trap is

that most amplitude collapses are accompanied

by a phase flip, given that the rate

of escape from the track, it depends exponentially

upon an activation energy, E is the diffusion constant D

approaches T sub N and Rowe approaches Epsilon

to the negative E over D.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yeah.

No question there.

We talked about this.

Of course, it's a no brainer.

Hey Conan, I don't know about that Conan.

Have you considered

that the parametric driving force excites a nearly

resonant electron oscillation that the drive frequency

Omega sub D over three equals on mega sub Z plus Epsilon.

It's a classic example of the period doubling

that occurs when a linear oscillator is strongly driven.

(audience laughs)

Max, did you just say that the Omega sub D

over three equals Omega sub Z plus Epsilon?

Yeah.

(Conan laughs)

It's actually Omega sub D

over two equals Omega sub Z plus Epsilon, what?

(audience laughs)

Wow Max, Max you know nothing about quantum physics.

You're right.

Ass.

(audience laughs)

It's lonely over here.

(Conan laughs)

Lonely man.

It certainly is.

All right, we're going to take a break.

We have a lot to talk about.

We haven't scratched the surface.

Get outta here.

More with Jim Carrey when we come back,

stick around.